Funny Things Said in Chat

[tuscani]

I thought it would be a cool idea to start up a thread where we can copy and paste conversations and statements made in chat into a thread so they will be forever sealed in cannabis.com history. Well i guess i will start us off

d00d557: boy scouts is too much of a fag magnet
hello3pat: My father is trying to push me to become eagle scout along with some other people I know, and realy they put me off the entrie idea of becoming eagle scout
d00d557: yeah
d00d557: i mean once you get past it its straight because you dont have to have anything else to do with the bs
hello3pat: dood, I'm gay so, yeah

pat I would have never known... :D this is gonna be fun

[d00d557]

yeah my bad pat, didn't mean it that way

[hello3pat]

tuscani: this thread is gonna be funny
tuscani: but it cant alll be about pats homosexuality
Splifted: lol

[TheGreenFog]

TheGreenFog: Pat keeps calling me frog in chat...
hello3pat: hey frog
hello3pat: lol
TheGreenFog: Hi, pat. :)

Chat is fun. I'm going there right now. :D

The Fog :rastasmoke:

[tuscani]

hello3pat: The german club at my school used to challenge the french club to paintball, guess who always won?
Splifted: just choppin them all at once
Splifted: and saying to fuck with it
Splifted: lol
Splifted: the americans?
hello3pat: ol
faithlessxxx: I dunno I find the branches mature at different times
TheGreenFog: Lol the spanish club?
Splifted: did they step in and protect france and beat germany?
Splifted: yeah
Splifted: they do
Splifted: but i just wanna chop them all
hello3pat: The spanish club never showed up even

[tuscani]

loki475: its like 5 degrees
loki475: celsius
Splifted: so whats that in real temperature lol

[hello3pat]

loki475: veerrr mooooth
Splifted: lol
hello3pat: lol
loki475: ya words are fun
Spills: not its frauenheit
d00d557: fahrenheit
tuscani: everyone in case you havent seen it http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=98261
Spills: silent r
d00d557: Hah ah! googled that bitch


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d00d557: einstein smoked weed..
loki475: einstein was retarded
tuscani: eh
d00d557: how else could he come up with the atom and shit?
tuscani: i bet he did coke
Splifted: this fact was brought to you by our bullshit dept

[Splifted]

loki475: there was a huge pile of corncobs infront of the emu pen, so he picks one up and whips it at an emu and smokes it in the side of the head
loki475: then he looks at me and says
loki475: 'wanna try?'
loki475: so we spent like 30mins whippin corncobs at emud

[yoda]

the chat is where its at

[hello3pat]

faithlessxxx: who wants to smoke with a guy sitting in stockholm, Sweden?
Pipe Dreams: lol couch
canetoad has joined.
Pipe Dreams: Thats what Im sayin
Purple Banana: Nope, sorry High
Dro_Princess: i use to be a phone psychic for miss cleo
faithlessxxx: Im blazing...now
couch-potato: i was miss cleo
hello3pat: Are you serious dro?
Dro_Princess: you would log onto the call center through your phone and all the calls came through your home phone
Pipe Dreams: Boobs
HighSeekerz: and I dressed up as my sister once... Does that count?
Pipe Dreams: come back!
couch-potato: hey lets all go to the lounge and post in my awesome thread
couch-potato: Right Now Dammit
hello3pat: dro, you kick ass
Dro_Princess: id be in my undwear in the bed watching tv and put it on mute when the phone rang
Pipe Dreams: So how much calls did you actually get from that shit dro?
Pipe Dreams: Do alot of people call?
Dro_Princess: i did that at night abd baby sat during the day
Dro_Princess: oh yeah lots of ppl
Pipe Dreams: Haha what a waste of money
HighSeekerz: so here you are dro princess, there you were know princess?
hello3pat: o.0
Kindbud: ahaha thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while dro
Pipe Dreams: Is giving cocaine to a cocaine addict medical treatment?
Dro_Princess: i made up a differnt name every time someone called
Kindbud: aha high
Kindbud: u really did that dro ?
HighSeekerz: did anyone lose their life saving from your advice?

[Samwhore]

OMFG

none of you have anything on the penis/vagina bong convo

i wish i had it but that things like 5 months old

[hello3pat]

but that things like 5 months old

I think that might be why

[Wesley Pipes]

OMFG

none of you have anything on the penis/vagina bong convo

i wish i had it but that things like 5 months old

lol i think i'd rather not hear this one :p

chat rocks tho :D

[hello3pat]

Pipe Dreams: Dudes theres like a chicken out my window making noises
hello3pat: lol
Pipe Dreams: or a midget doing katate
hello3pat: Shoot it
TheKidThatLovesMary: wtf?

[Samwhore]

lol i think i'd rather not hear this one :p

chat rocks tho :D

werent you there for that convo?

[hello3pat]

BobBong: :smokin:

[Pipe Dreams]

Pipe Dreams: Dudes theres like a chicken out my window making noises
hello3pat: lol
Pipe Dreams: or a midget doing katate
hello3pat: Shoot it
TheKidThatLovesMary: wtf?

The 3 funniest people on Cannabis.com?:D :stoned:

[hello3pat]

The 3 funniest people on Cannabis.com?:D :stoned:lol

[BobBong]

hello3pat: Bob I'm drivin my ass up there

[hello3pat]

hello3pat: no this is effiminate man music
Pipe Dreams: This is like sex scene music in a movie dude
hello3pat: This isn't what I had in mind
BobBong: you calling me a girl?!
Purple Banana: It is, actually
hello3pat: No!
BobBong: Lol
BobBong: i'm joking

[hello3pat]

inhale: one time i was driving
inhale: and i thought i saw a knelling fbi midget agent
inhale: pointing a gun at me
inhale: it turned out to be a fire hydrent

[Wesley Pipes]

werent you there for that convo?

hmmmm it's entirely possible i suppose, allthough i can't remember lol :stoned:

[Grape Ape]

Grape Ape: :Ninja:
hello3pat: lol
hello3pat: ahhh a ninja!
maubee: crack heads
Grape Ape: hell yea
maubee has left.
hello3pat: lol
Grape Ape: lol
Grape Ape: hmm you know what is on his mind now...
Grape Ape: didn't say a thing but "crack" heads
hello3pat: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=98261
Grape Ape: 'CRACK'
hello3pat: lol
hello3pat: Damnit, I feel like such a druggie, I'm making a doob toob
hello3pat: Because I'm out of lysol
clam has left.
hello3pat: I just horribly mispelt that didn't I?
hello3pat: .....
Grape Ape: lol
hello3pat: hello?
Nicky Jay has joined.
Kindbud: u doing some cleaning pat?
Kindbud: hi jay
Nicky Jay: what up
hello3pat: cleaning?
hello3pat: wtf
hello3pat: I don't clean, my room is too much of a mess

haha...:)

[hello3pat]

clam: did a hooker named donna come in here looking for me?

[madeline]

I don't know about this, it seems pretty close to posting pm's and emails in public. I know there's a difference and that is a public chat room but still people seem to be more open in a chat than a message board and quite possibly something will get posted here that was only meant for the few that were in the chat at that time. Or maybe I'm just too touchy about my privacy, I don't know...

[hello3pat]

I don't know about this, it seems pretty close to posting pm's and emails in public. I know there's a difference and that is a public chat room but still people seem to be more open in a chat than a message board and quite possibly something will get posted here that was only meant for the few that were in the chat at that time. Or maybe I'm just too touchy about my privacy, I don't know...
If I remember correctly there is a warning in the rules that what ever you say on here is in direct access to the general public of the world, so yeah...

[hello3pat]

Pipe Dreams: "chris Crazy was an ordinary 15 year old boy. He was lured from his home around 8:30 Pm, by a man that said he had alcohol and weed back at his hotel room"
footpaul: lol
CrAzYcHrIs: o shit
hello3pat: lol
potsmokingnome: lol
CrAzYcHrIs: i just hit my head sooooo hard
Pipe Dreams: Hahahaha
hello3pat: lmao
footpaul: lol
CrAzYcHrIs: that cant be good
potsmokingnome: on what?
footpaul: i hate doing that cuz i feel shot out as hell

[Splifted]

lizard_king: i think at one point i might have fed my plant sprite : (
Grape Ape: lol
Grape Ape: thats not good
lizard_king: nope