most annoying commercial...

[slipknotpsycho]

so what commercial(s) can you just NOT stand... personally, i vote for the head on commercials.... mainly the original one, but the new ones are still annoying

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

I can't stand 99.9% of commercials. They talk at us like we're a bunch of retards. Well, I guess there are a lot of retards because someone is buying their crap.

[Dro_Princess]

The head on commericals kill me. I just want to bitch slap who ever thought it was going to be cute.

[ToDrunkToFish]

I hate the Credit Card Commercials, "Im thinkin of a number between 450 and 750, can you guess what it is? Its my CREDIT SCORE ALLRIGHT!!!"


Who fuckin cares? And the "Your free, to do what you want!, let it all down" credit card commercial FUCKIN PISSES ME OFF that jingle gets stuck in my head all the time.

[orangeman]

I hate the Wendy's one where the guy is eating the small meal and goes "$2.99" and the other guy says the same thing. I understand it but I hate when they whisper that xD.

[hello3pat]

I hate the Wendy's one where the guy is eating the small meal and goes "$2.99" and the other guy says the same thing. I understand it but I hate when they whisper that xD.

If you look at the background they are in a library, I hate the travel company commercials where their like "forget everything that is important and travel!"

[xblackdogx]

MUTE when commercials go on.
it will make your tv watching experience more gratifying,
but not necessarily less brainwashing

[iStaaHi]

MUTE when commercials go on.
it will make your tv watching experience more gratifying,
but not necessarily less brainwashing




DO NOT LISTEN to this person



for if you do you will be making up what they say and it will get even more annoying

[xblackdogx]

DO NOT LISTEN to this person



for if you do you will be making up what they say and it will get even more annoying
i don't know about you, but
if i am watching tv w/ people i
TALK TO THEM, instead of trying to make up what the commercials are saying

[MacWQ33]

"Perhaps Fratalian........"

Damn Dunkin' Donuts lol.

[napolitana869]

The head on commericals kill me. I just want to bitch slap who ever thought it was going to be cute.

They did it because they made all these claims that were false and they got in trouble with the fda and they had to change it and they couldnt think of anything to say about it aside from the name. They are the worst commercials in the world and they drive me crazy.

[benagain]

I hate the douche ads they play during dinner time while I'm trying to eat a bowl of clam chowder. If that doesn't ruin dinner, not much will.

[Kid Dynamite]

CONFUSED DOT COM

anyones whos ever seen this ad will agree with me. Most annoying commercial ever made.

[Samwhore]

the charmin ones

stupid bears

[graph]

I hate the douche ads they play during dinner time while I'm trying to eat a bowl of clam chowder. If that doesn't ruin dinner, not much will.

Clam chowder is pretty damn amazing, you got me there.

[slipknotpsycho]

YOU NEED RELACORE!

[Skink]

Proactive with p diddy...

[SkatePopwar]

i hate commercials...gaaaswhqdahsdcbhweVERFVBRWT

like someone said, they talk to us like were total idiots! whenever i watch commercials i can feel the media trying to attack my intelligence. theyre all jsut a bunch of dramatizations that are supposed to be funny, or steryotypes that are supposed to be funny and the occasional "serious" comemrcial.
example-

"honey, i was late to work today"
"did your boss get mad"
"no, but he said if it happens again hell have to fire me"
"havent you heard of PinnacOil?"
"pinnacOil, whats THAT?"
"its a specially formulated car motor oil with the perfect consistancy and formula to power your motor vehicle."
"wow! that sounds great!"

PINNACOIL: SPECIALLY FORMULATED FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR JOB...AND YOUR HOME.




thats not a real commercial, but it could definately pass as one...ugh how do they come up wth that crap, its usually never true anyways.

</rant>

anyways, i cant think of one i hate because 1. i odnt watch much tv and 2. i hate them all, but if one brings up especially strong hatred in me ill let you guys know
HASHAHshdsfhsjgvwothmbi5by
peace:jointsmile:

[Skink]

Carlton Sheets...

[peacetrain]

I hate the credit number one too! (It happens to be 720)

I always try to mute commercials. There was a point in time where I just couldn't handle them anymore...too much pointless noise.

The only ones I watch are the funny/bad local ones, and food commercials where they just show really delicious food over and over.

[big smoke07]

The Above the Influence commericals.

The one with the little brother and big brother makes me sick. I was rolling a blunt about a week ago when that came on and I just laughed to myself. Haha bitches.

[HiProGlow]

Anyone remember this old, annoying commercial:

It's slinky, it's slinky, a somethin' somethin' toy....it's slinky, it's slinky, fun for a girl or a boy!

Or the old Kool-Aide commercials where the giant happy faced pitcher just bursts through a random wall.

What about Bonkers? Remember them? "Bonkers, they bonk you out!" Peace.

[Samwhore]

Or the old Kool-Aide commercials where the giant happy faced pitcher just bursts through a random wall.


lmfao, listen to dane cook and his attitude toward the kool aid man

[MastaChronic]

that fucking maytog commercial, i wanna put 57 hot slugs into that bitches brain everytime i hear that commercial...BREAK IT! BUY IT! GO AHEAD AND TRY IT!!!!! THE MAYTAG MUTHAFUCKIN STORE!!!!!!
and that cranassure commercial

[Mista Sippi]

the burger king commercials with the king piss me off. he doesn't scare me or anything, I just want to shoot him in the fucking stomach. Other than that, herpes commercials piss me off.

[HiProGlow]

OMG, how could I forget this one: "cha cha cha chia". Damn those frickin' chia pets! (No offense Stinky!) Peace

[JR77]

I am lmao - you guys are soooooo funny! Have you ever seen the "My Lil Reminder" commercial with the old lady who gets lost in the parking lot, and she is like "Where did I Park...OH NOOOO" Moron...and they show this girl with her shopping list and she has like 3 items. Like I need a tape recorder to remember bread and milk.

[Professor Dan K.]

mmm i got a good one..

the STAND commercials, all those my father died from ciggarettes and he didnt even smoke!

those whiney ass kids are so damn annoying, like seriously ive been around smokers (ciggs) all my life, im not worried about it lol, there are worse things that could be happening. and dont even get me started on not being able to smoke in bars....

[bentleygtgirl]

the one for nutrisystem with the woman who is like "im in a size 2! a 2! i havent been this size since junior high, i know everyone would love to be back into a 2 in their 30s! My husband says he feels like he has his wife back." theres another one where shes like i went from a SIZE 10 (all upset) to a size 4!" I know that some people are naturally a size 0-2-4 but i think thats tiny and a size 10 really isnt that big, im a size 10 and I definitely do not need to lose weight just got them wide hips...but size 2? you were last a size 2 in junior high? thats like before puberty...and it grosses me out that her husband prefers her body teeny tiny instead of with the 33 pounds that probably brought her up to a wropping size 6....ugh i hate that commercial.

[bentleygtgirl]

I am lmao - you guys are soooooo funny! Have you ever seen the "My Lil Reminder" commercial with the old lady who gets lost in the parking lot, and she is like "Where did I Park...OH NOOOO" Moron...and they show this girl with her shopping list and she has like 3 items. Like I need a tape recorder to remember bread and milk.

dawg how are u gonna remember the 800 number for the lil reminder if you cant talk into it to remind yourself...lol i hate that one too...cuz they listen to it intently, then smile happily and walk off...who the fuck listens like that like the guy in the car nodding his head "turn right here" lol what the fuck i hate that commercial and also the one for the lights that turn on anywhere...in case its always night lol

[SkatePopwar]

YEAH
omfg
weight loss commercials, where they act like being not skinny is abomniable and horrible and gross and EWW!

or whenever ina comemrcial they show someone trying to do something incredibely simple, like for instance butter bread. only they try to do it, slice the bread in half and snap the knife. and they show this part in black and white, then they switch to color, show you there shiny new invention like the automatic bread butterer, and play a catchy tune while the machine butters with ease

who DOESNT hate that
omfg
i have to stop typing

[benagain]

The new subway commercials with michael strahan and jared really get under my skind for some reason. I just wanna punch em both and I don't know why?

[Samwhore]

YEAH


or whenever ina comemrcial they show someone trying to do something incredibely simple, like for instance butter bread. only they try to do it, slice the bread in half and snap the knife. and they show this part in black and white, then they show you there shiny new invention like the automatic bread butterer, switch to color and play a catch tune while the person butters with ease

who DOESNT hate that
omfg
i have to stop typing

my life always goes black and white when i spread butter on bread ;)

[HiProGlow]

All this talk of butter reminds me of those stupid butter commercials with Fabio. God, do woman really find him hot? Peace!

[Samwhore]

All this talk of butter reminds me of those stupid butter commercials with Fabio. God, do woman really find him hot? Peace!

yes! fabio is a beast,

but id rather hook up with a cannabis member than fabio

fabio has it going on tho:o

[mrdevious]

As Homer Simpson put it "Marge, if we don't watch these commercials it's like we're stealing T.V.!"

Personally, I steal T.V. through every commercial.

That being said, when I watch tv in other people's homes:

1. Head on, apply directly to the forhead
Head on, apply directly to the forhead
Head on, apply directly to the forhead

2. Q-ray ionized bracelet. It's bad enough that they're still somehow on the air after ripping so many people off, and being sued, for selling their snake oil. But then they say stupid-ass things like "Q-ray is based on ancient chinese health secrets... working in tune with your bodies energy..... focusing your chi....." ect. Now lets see if they can give me ONE DAMN EXAMPLE of how a bracelet made of some type of metal, supposedly "ionized", is in any way shape or form related to ancient chinese health secrets. I can just picture it now "oh yes Mr.Wong, I'll just get these acupuncture needles ionized for you and we'll get started". :rolleyes:

3. Every single car commercial. Period. They're all the same, they're designed to appeal to retards, and it REALLY pisses me off that they have the balls to put 3 of them before every movie in a theater. NO THEATER SHOULD HAVE TELEVISION COMMERCIALS.

4. TBS commercials. Anybody have TBS? They tell us how they're "very funny" 50 times between every show and spend 40% of their commercial time glorrifiying themselves, trying to pretend their censored commercial ridden American drek is somehow a specialty channel like Bravo or Showcase.

5. All anti-drug commercials of course. They just can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that smoking pot doesn't mean 5 hours of mandatory lying on the couch staring at the wall blankly.

6. Tic-Tac lady. She's just too damn perky for my liking. And have you noticed how every woman in commercials now looks the same? White, mid-30's, strait shoulder length hair, annoying perky attitude, relatively common fassion.

7. Shampoo commercials, where you see a room with 10 people and they're ALL wearing black, and all the guys look like plastic over-moosed pretty boys.

8. Makeup commercials. They don't even try to hide it anymore "are you getting old? You don't have to look it! Hide your age and nobody will be the wiser". There must be a billion dollar campaign to condition women to believe they should be ashamed of their age and have to hide it. Sadly, many buy into it.

[Greenport]

THATLL DO PIG THATLL DO

[JR77]

I always thought Fabio was creepy looking...like his head is too big or something!

[herostyle]

i hate commercials

[fasterspider]

Commercials are a drag, I do not like the way they speak to the retarded. That is how they speak to everyone, like they are retarded.
You need this drug for your penis, prostate, fat ass or your cholestoral.
You need this lawyer to sue the shit out of the doctors that precribed you the drugs for your penis, prostate, fat ass or cholestoral.
You need this.............
You need that.............
I need them to shut the fuck up and let me figure out what I need on my own.

[psychedellics]

how about those screaming kids with the N64... bmw commercial

[mrdevious]

Well personally, I STILL can't believe it's not butter!
(BTW, I once had Fabio as my gym teacher.... well we all thought so anyway)

[Samwhore]

^^^^^^ 100% sex god

[mrdevious]

^^^^^^ 100% sex god

Why thankyou, I thought I looked a bit tired in that picture.:o

[Samwhore]

Why thankyou, I thought I looked a bit tired in that picture.:o

i like em tired, less aware

[birdgirl73]

Hmm, well, first of all, Fabio isn't considered hot by all women. I find him completely unappealing physically and don't see any evidence he has much of a brain. Granted, both those facts are probably part of his appeal to some ladies. But not to me. . . .

Second, I routinely mute all commercials. I even mute them when my husband and son are watching so their brains don't get any further rotted than from watching football. Commercials are an affront to thinking people, and they're louder than actual TV programming, which makes them more offensive. Commercial-free PBS is the only healthy programming there is, and even it contains short support promos that are looking more and more like ads.

Finally, my three least favorite commercials, which I've managed to catch at times when I haven't gotten to the mute button fast enough:
1. Relacore, which, if I'm not mistaken, repeatedly uses the phrase "stubborn belly fat" to the point of obnoxiousness.
2. OxyClean commercials that feature a yelling demonstrator/promoter named Billy Mays. Seriously, I'd like a shotgun with me if I ever run into that character, and the ones who really need to be taken out are the ad agency that conceived that ad, the producer/creator who made it, and the media stations that run it.
3. A local Dallas commercial for Westway Ford, which has a terminally annoying jingle and a stupid, red-faced, overexaggerated Texas cowboy announcer acting like their prices for pickup trucks are unbelievable.

[BabySnookums]

All this talk of butter reminds me of those stupid butter commercials with Fabio. God, do woman really find him hot? Peace!

no lol...in fact....ewwwww

[Dro_Princess]

Proactive with p diddy...

I hate those. They are like mini infomorcials, and are so boring and annoying. The Jessica Simpson one also gets old.

[BabySnookums]

4. TBS commercials. Anybody have TBS? They tell us how they're "very funny" 50 times between every show and spend 40% of their commercial time glorrifiying themselves, trying to pretend their censored commercial ridden American drek is somehow a specialty channel like Bravo or Showcase.


do you remember the TBS "short movies" where they'd spoof a movie, but with chimpanzees? i've been trying to find the braveheart one...where the monkey tries to shoot "lightning bolts out his arse" but i cant find it *cries*

[Jedi Hash]

The new subway commercials with michael strahan and jared really get under my skind for some reason. I just wanna punch em both and I don't know why?


I would love to throw them both in a cage with 7 hungry tigers.

There are so many commercials that suck that it is hard to pick just one. I'd have to say right now the worst is the Dodge commercial where the stupid, giant punching toy hits the truck. Screw you and you're stupid, "HIT IT!" slogan Dodge! Every flippin BCS game had that commercial on every flippin' break. Don't these people understand that overexposure is detrimental to business?

[BizzleLuvin]

the Lincoln commercial that leads you to believe the husband is leaving for work, but instead he takes a nice drive around the block (safely manuevering over trecherous suburban potholes of endlesss destruction thanks to his abolutely unnecessary AWD thats so essential in the wilderness that is a concrete development) and ends up back home, where he actually works. so he works from home, buys a monstrosity of a vehicle so he can drive aimlessly around suburbia wasting gasoline in order to outsmart the pothole/puddle demons all while impressing his neigbors with the size of his car (not his penis or his wise decisions).

[micko]

All commercials for prescription drugs. What's up with that? I thought the reason there were prescriptions was because the law recognized that a doctor was able to make sound judgements that a layman wasn't. Now these commercials appeal directly to the hypocondriacs.

Got erectile dysfunction?
Is your hunger growling at you like a lion?
Does your partner have herpes?
Are your legs restless at night?
Did you incorrectly assume you were finished with acid reflux?
Do you have trouble relating to people in ordinary social situations?

Well, obviously you need to be medicated.

Commercials I kind of like:
The original Gieko caveman one, where the smarmy pitchman ends up apologizing to the two cavemen in leisure suits in a fancy restaurant.

The Ambien commercial where the guy is supposed to be dreaming about playing chess with Honest Abe and a groundhog, and there are a host of surreal things, like an astronaut in the background.

[Matt the Funk]

the Lincoln commercial that leads you to believe the husband is leaving for work, but instead he takes a nice drive around the block (safely manuevering over trecherous suburban potholes of endlesss destruction thanks to his abolutely unnecessary AWD thats so essential in the wilderness that is a concrete development) and ends up back home, where he actually works. so he works from home, buys a monstrosity of a vehicle so he can drive aimlessly around suburbia wasting gasoline in order to outsmart the pothole/puddle demons all while impressing his neigbors with the size of his car (not his penis or his wise decisions).

Congrats. I laughed out loud.

[BizzleLuvin]

^^^thanks. i also hate:
those commercials for restless leg syndrome.
'my legs tingle when I lay down'
'youre gonna die'

big deal! my nose itches every once in a while, i better get some medication for that. side effects include thinning wallet, projectile vomiting and lethargy.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

"frostie's they're gonna taste great" that one pissed me off and the butlins one thats on now for all uk peeps out there

[lardman]

I hate the credit number one too! (It happens to be 720)
.

I REMEMBER THE FUCKING NUMBER TOO! GOD DAMN FUCKING COMMERCIALS MAKING USE UP VALUABLE SPACE IN MY HEAD REMEMBERING STUPID FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!

:p Ya, that ATI commercial with the brothers.

I hate that fucking CountryWide Homeloan or watever, THAT GUY IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! O, and JG WENTWORTH! THE FUCKING RICH PRICK! "J G WENTWORTH CAN HELP" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[slipknotpsycho]

I REMEMBER THE FUCKING NUMBER TOO! GOD DAMN FUCKING COMMERCIALS MAKING USE UP VALUABLE SPACE IN MY HEAD REMEMBERING STUPID FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!

:p Ya, that ATI commercial with the brothers.

I hate that fucking CountryWide Homeloan or watever, THAT GUY IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! O, and JG WENTWORTH! THE FUCKING RICH PRICK! "J G WENTWORTH CAN HELP" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

all i can say is lol...

[lardman]

all i can say is lol...

Hahahaha. I remember this other one where this weird dude is walking around screaming about saving money and shit from a huge ass book and he has glasses and has a yellow and black suit on with dollar signs.....or was it question marks? No that was The Riddler from Batman. But he keeps yelling and running around like a fucking crack head.

Funny, but weird.

Anyways, this is off the subject, but has any of you watched Barney at 4 am in the morning? Its fucking hilarious. :D

[slipknotpsycho]

Hahahaha. I remember this other one where this weird dude is walking around screaming about saving money and shit from a huge ass book and he has glasses and has a yellow and black suit on with dollar signs.....or was it question marks? No that was The Riddler from Batman. But he keeps yelling and running around like a fucking crack head.

Funny, but weird.

Anyways, this is off the subject, but has any of you watched Barney at 4 am in the morning? Its fucking hilarious. :D

yes i remember that commerical, and it was question marks lol...

oh and hell no... if i saw barney in real life i'd shoot him right in the fucking foot... and be like "HAH! bitch! now you're red and purple! let me smear some shit on you and make you brown as well"

"i love you, you love me..." DIE BITCH!

[lardman]

yes i remember that commerical, and it was question marks lol...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, it was question marks!? I THOUGHT SO! hahaha fuck.
That guy was weird huh? He probably died from caffeine overdose.

[slipknotpsycho]

meh, i just saw him as trying to convince customers to buy his shit (and his product probably wasn't worth the paper it was printed on to begin with) by showing them how excited he is to be giving them the oppurtunity to buy it... i just wanna shoot people like that... shit let the product speak for it's self, you yelling and screaming doesn't make the product better.

[nikweiser]

sloming pisses me off
any anti weed one does...

on the subject of anti weed, i cant even watch the beginning intro to reefer madness because it pisses me off so much... i havent even watched it yet i had to stop when it was started saying about how weed was destroying youth and all this bullshit

[twist n shout]

Orbit gum

[BabySnookums]

do you remember the TBS "short movies" where they'd spoof a movie, but with chimpanzees? i've been trying to find the braveheart one...where the monkey tries to shoot "lightning bolts out his arse" but i cant find it *cries*

in case anyone wanted to see it, i finally found it:
YouTube - Monkey-ed Movie: Braveheart (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rA7i9XoeOu4)

[Skink]

Anything with Bob Oreck,,,Jesus Christ he's got like ten of them now,,,man what a fucken ego...

[yoda]

the rockem sockem truck commercial

the chevy/john mellencamp commercials

[crudemood]

the quest chatline commercial..
"believe it or not, i'm a shy person at first, but chatting on quest chat line is easy and fun.."
"i'm sick of the club scene, its the same ove rand over, thats why im going to go quest chat.."

OMG, such bad actors!

[Oh F Yeah]

Nutri Systems: " Look at me! I'm in a SIZE 2"!

The Tom Tom ads: "Do I turn here Sue, Sue"? "Sue, Sue....is this the right way"?
Now if I was in a car with any of those idiots.......that's who I would be bitch-slapping.

[Snake2389]

i hate weight loss commercials, especially when there are too many of them. Every show has like 5 weight loss commercials, and they all have different brand names.. its so freaken annoying.

[JunkYard]

The head on comercials blow, and so does every single burger king comercial. You all remember the chicken fries one? You know where these no talant rejext musicians dressed up like chickens sing about the chicken crossing the road, lmao! They made me want to smash my tv in with a fucking louisville slugger.

The old quizno's comercials weren't much better with that deformed rat/mouse looking creature. It made me want to vomit, but the newer ones aren't that bad. I think the comercails for diahrea are hillarious, tho. what is it they advertise.. ..pepto bismol or something, haha!

btw, I used to love the slinky comercails...it's such a wonderful toy!!!! I still play with them, lol :cool:

[higher4hockey]

the one with the matches making different shapes and shit, and then at the end it says it only takes one to start a forest fire or some bullshit.

i fuckin hate that commercial. the noise it makes ......man oh man.

[Immolation]

I hate any commercial that has an alarm clock sound in it.That is my least favorite sound in the world.It jolts me everytime I hear it..Its bad enough having to wake up to one 5 days a week.:mad: