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orangeman
01-10-2007, 11:05 PM
Lol, maybe more people need to start doing this

TEACHER: BURGLAR TOOK BEER, LEFT POT

(Source:Southwest Times Record)
09 Jan 2007


Arkansas
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A Mansfield teacher told police someone stole two six-packs of beer from his garage Sunday and left marijuana in his refrigerator with a note attached.

Michael Elsken told police that the burglary occurred at his residence sometime between 1 and 4 a.m., and that the note left with the marijuana stated, "God made weed, man made beer -- Who do you trust?" according to a police report.

Elsken told police that because he and his wife are teachers, he suspects that either a current or former student stole the beer and replaced it with the marijuana, according to a police report.

Hagbard Celiene
01-10-2007, 11:13 PM
http://swtimes.com/articles/2007/01/09/week_in_review/news/tuesday/news10.txt

Genuine17
01-10-2007, 11:33 PM
atleast he was nice enough to leave something

pwnydanzasmokesdank
01-10-2007, 11:40 PM
thats some funny ass shit right there lol

marvelous22
01-10-2007, 11:51 PM
I got about 1000 bottles of beer in my house. Any takers?

lil josh
01-11-2007, 12:24 AM
lol thats funny as hell, yea soudns like something a student would do lol. y did the man go to the police tho? fucking idiot

orangeman
01-11-2007, 09:52 PM
He was probably a "loyal citizen" lol.

Captain Hanks
01-12-2007, 01:07 AM
I wish someone would steal all my dads beer and leave a fat nug. Sounds like a good trade to me.

peacetrain
01-12-2007, 01:25 AM
he should have just smoked it.

Pride
01-12-2007, 01:46 AM
Lol. maybe he called the cops because 'kids are putting drugs in his refrigerator' pfftttt lollll

mfqr
01-12-2007, 02:48 AM
That teacher is a queer. He probably thinks marijuana is bad. Anyway, what is the point of trading weed for beer? Beer is cheaper... and personally I would rather smoke weed than drink beer. Financially speaking, it makes no sense to trade weed for beer. But if it was a kid, then beer was probably harder to get than weed. Isn't that funny? A legal drug is harder to get than pot. I hope it stays that way.

synesthetic
01-12-2007, 04:44 AM
I wonder if that teacher smoked that shit? His students were probably hitting him up the next day.

TheGreenFog
01-12-2007, 04:45 AM
Maybe he drank the beer, then forgot where he put his own weed. Then got busted and made up that story...lol

Just maybe...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

synesthetic
01-12-2007, 04:52 AM
LOL

nikweiser
01-12-2007, 09:56 AM
hell ya id take weed over beer any day...
but its still nice to have some brews in the summer time =]

Abattoir Dream
01-12-2007, 11:05 AM
they coulda thought of something better to put on the note, IMO that phrase is well over-used, and has lost all meaning, thanks to fuckin keyrings and stickers and lighters for little kids...

some companys are fuckin jokes...

oh, and that teacher needs a slap.... TALCUM! ASAP!

GaGrown
01-12-2007, 11:37 AM
lol thats funny as hell, yea soudns like something a student would do lol. y did the man go to the police tho? fucking idiot

He was gonna get set-up! The guy that put the shit there would have put out the word on the teacher! The teacher did the right thing to had gone to the cops!!! That way there is record of no wrong doing on his part! Besides! He's a supposed to be a roll model! Unlike the lil' creep that was gonna ruin his life and future!

Ga Grown!

marvelous22
01-22-2007, 12:17 PM
Maybe he drank the beer, then forgot where he put his own weed. Then got busted and made up that story...lol

Just maybe...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

hahah sounds like a reasonable explanation