Guy steals beer and leaves weed

[orangeman]

Lol, maybe more people need to start doing this

TEACHER: BURGLAR TOOK BEER, LEFT POT

(Source:Southwest Times Record)
09 Jan 2007


Arkansas
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A Mansfield teacher told police someone stole two six-packs of beer from his garage Sunday and left marijuana in his refrigerator with a note attached.

Michael Elsken told police that the burglary occurred at his residence sometime between 1 and 4 a.m., and that the note left with the marijuana stated, "God made weed, man made beer -- Who do you trust?" according to a police report.

Elsken told police that because he and his wife are teachers, he suspects that either a current or former student stole the beer and replaced it with the marijuana, according to a police report.

[Hagbard Celiene]

http://swtimes.com/articles/2007/01/09/week_in_review/news/tuesday/news10.txt

[Genuine17]

atleast he was nice enough to leave something

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

thats some funny ass shit right there lol

[marvelous22]

I got about 1000 bottles of beer in my house. Any takers?

[lil josh]

lol thats funny as hell, yea soudns like something a student would do lol. y did the man go to the police tho? fucking idiot

[orangeman]

He was probably a "loyal citizen" lol.

[Captain Hanks]

I wish someone would steal all my dads beer and leave a fat nug. Sounds like a good trade to me.

[peacetrain]

he should have just smoked it.

[Pride]

Lol. maybe he called the cops because 'kids are putting drugs in his refrigerator' pfftttt lollll

[mfqr]

That teacher is a queer. He probably thinks marijuana is bad. Anyway, what is the point of trading weed for beer? Beer is cheaper... and personally I would rather smoke weed than drink beer. Financially speaking, it makes no sense to trade weed for beer. But if it was a kid, then beer was probably harder to get than weed. Isn't that funny? A legal drug is harder to get than pot. I hope it stays that way.

[synesthetic]

I wonder if that teacher smoked that shit? His students were probably hitting him up the next day.

[TheGreenFog]

Maybe he drank the beer, then forgot where he put his own weed. Then got busted and made up that story...lol

Just maybe...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[synesthetic]

LOL

[nikweiser]

hell ya id take weed over beer any day...
but its still nice to have some brews in the summer time =]

[Abattoir Dream]

they coulda thought of something better to put on the note, IMO that phrase is well over-used, and has lost all meaning, thanks to fuckin keyrings and stickers and lighters for little kids...

some companys are fuckin jokes...

oh, and that teacher needs a slap.... TALCUM! ASAP!

[GaGrown]

lol thats funny as hell, yea soudns like something a student would do lol. y did the man go to the police tho? fucking idiot

He was gonna get set-up! The guy that put the shit there would have put out the word on the teacher! The teacher did the right thing to had gone to the cops!!! That way there is record of no wrong doing on his part! Besides! He's a supposed to be a roll model! Unlike the lil' creep that was gonna ruin his life and future!

Ga Grown!

[marvelous22]

Maybe he drank the beer, then forgot where he put his own weed. Then got busted and made up that story...lol

Just maybe...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

hahah sounds like a reasonable explanation