Most Dangerous?

[Inferius]

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done??

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i got married.
it damn near killed me.

[slipknotpsycho]

erm... iwas in the back seat of a nissan 240sx (that a friend stole) when a cop flashes his lights (lmfao, he was trying to pull over the guy infront of us.. that was the most fucked up part about it all) well... of course since WE knew the car was stolen, my friend (driving) freaks the fuck out... and floors it, ducks off onto an off ramp (right before we got to it, so the cop had to take the next one) and we start heading down a dark ass two lane street, going 120+ few blocks down we see the cop coming after us... he keeps flooring it (i didn't want to die, so by this time i'm telling him, look stop the fucking car, let me and my bro out, the cop is way the fuck back there you can still run) but he wouldn't stop... so now i'm freaking out, cuz i just KNOW i'm going to die... we jump over some railroad tracks (still going 120) that had a pretty steep ass upgrade.. come down hard (it hurt my back landing) and we came within just inches of clipping the front of an undercover off-duty cop that just happened to be there (complete coincidence he wasn't even in his squad car with the radio and shit) narrowly miss hitting a few things... now we've gone a good mile or two from where the chase started, and we're coming up, to a direct right turn (i'm talking 90 degree angle) onto a feeder, with ditches on both sides of it... there's no room to 'drift' around the corner... but this dumbass still keeps it at a solid 120.... he tries to turn, back end swings out, goes off the road, and hits the ditch, car does roughly about 2 1/2 flips (landing on it's top, also the front wheels were completely ripped from where they were supposed to be.. turned in towards one another) i didn't even have my seat belt on... but none of us actually got hurt.. my brother got a knot on his head, and i bumped my knees together leaving them extremely sore and bruised...

afterwards, before the cop was actually there, my friend takes off running, and i tell my brother don't run, follow my lead (hey, i may have 'snitched' so to speak, but i told that mother fucker to let us out... no reason for us all to go to jail...sides, he had four warrants for stolen cars already, me and my bro had nothing) me and my brother crawl out, and lay on the ground and basicly get in the submissive position... when ti came time for the questioning, we tell the cops the story of how he told us he bought the car from his dad.. and we even told him to stop the car and let us out but he wouldn't.... he 'proved his own guilt' so to speak by running... me and my bro went home that night, and he went to county for 6 months.. got out (remember he had four warrants already for the same thing lol) not even 3 weeks after he was out, he got locked up again, for another stolen car.... i don't talk to him anymore...

[Ae...]

Walking across a train track that crossed a river. It was probably fifty feet up and the water was maybe four feet at the deepest.

So I was half way or so across the thing and a train comes out of the trees (the track curved away at the end I was walking to). It was going way too fast no way I could have made it. I ran onto a 3x3 platform that jutted out of the bridge and held on to the railing that went around it.

I'm not sure what its purpose was besides saving my life...

Another notable thing may be when my friend and I used to play a sort of trust game where you were to depend on their eyes telling if it was safe to speed across a four lane highway on your bike...

[slipknotpsycho]

Another notable thing may be when my friend and I used to play a sort of trust game where you were to depend on their eyes telling if it was safe to speed across a four lane highway on your bike...

ok that reminded me of something i used to do when i was like 10 at the most... right by my house was a freeway that was atleast 8-10 lanes wide (4-5 for each side) you couldn't see (atleast from where i would stand) the traffic from one way... i used to just have fun running across it to see if i could make it across safely... must've run across that thing 1,000 times in my life.

[LIP]

The most dangerous thing i've probably ever done was cycling on a push bike into a on comming car on purpose for a film, so i got knocked off, the driver got out and i got up at said "That REALLY Hurt"

It was for a video for a local band when i was about 13. I didnt get hurt though, but it could have easily have gone wrong.

Most dangerous drug... well, the only dangerous one is coca cola ... ;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Hang in there, it only lasts til you die or get divorced.
Lose/Lose. :P

luckily we both got smart and don't even live in the same state any more. it only took us a decade of warfare to figure out what any sane person would have seen immediately.

[Wesley Pipes]

the most dangerous thing i've done is owed money to my dealer :stoned:

[Kwali]

Drank and Drive on the freeway in the snow

[Fengzi]

I used to do some serious rock climbing and mountain climbing. But despite the fact that I'd routinely be hanging by a rope 1,000' off the ground I never thought it was dangerous. Nope, the most dangerous thing I ever did was try heroin. Fortunately I liked it enough to know I shouldn't ever do it again.

[Skrappie]

i used to just have fun running across it to see if i could make it across safely... must've run across that thing 1,000 times in my life.

I bet people who saw you multiple times thought of you as "that damn kid thats always running across the highway!".

[MastaChronic]

the most DANGEROUS thing ive ever done......hmmm.....
idk, theres lots of stuff..........maybe.....hmmm =/
i have no clue, possibly the time me and my friends took turns playing william tell with a crossbow and an orange. luckily one person got hurt.

[Matt the Funk]

This isn't the most dangerous thing but it was definatley one of the craziest. Once on the freeway we were driving when I look and see this car trying to switch lanes but gets cut off, then couldn't go back to his other lane. he swerved out of control and was coming towards us when I told the driver to immediatley hit the brakes and he pretty much slammed the brakes,the other car does a flip and starts making donuts on the road, and comes maybe 2 inches from hitting us, then all the other cars slam on their brakes and we almost got rear-ended. There was a long ass line behind us and everyone was honking. The guy does some weird type of prayer and got the fuck off the freeway. Then we talked about devine intervention and how that guy should have died. It was pretty intense, and this was on....I think the 101 and most cars were going like 70...........Another time may be when I use to run outside screaming I was crazy with a butcher knife knocking on peoples doors asking them to come out to play. That was pretty stupid and I'm pretty lucky non of the house owners owned my ass.

[MaryJaneScott]

Most dangerous thing I've ever done...
Question God and the government?
Question the reasoning laid out before us?

Sir... please come with me. The handcuffs are just regulation, don't worry about them. I'm going to need you to put on this blindfold as well. Let's go.

[xxxhazexxx]

jumped out a 6floor building to get away from the police when i was a kid i broke my ankles then run 2 miles got nicked went to court and got a £10 fine lol

[MaryJaneScott]

Crap, not again...

I'll tell the guy with the glove to be more gentle this time. promise.

[smokealot123]

pcp:rastasmoke:

[420Toaker]

i used to do ALOT of stupid dangerous things until i smartened up a bunch. Not sure if this is the most dangerous but its the one that stands out in my head the most right now and it is Doing 150mph down a one lane highway at night in my 86' Buick T-Type.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Smoking weed of course. I don't know probably running from the police.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Well I was typing out the story in edit mood it toke more than 5 minutes so sorry for this extra post...

It was last summer I don't remember what day it was so curfew is either 11 or 12 I think it was 12. I was waiting for my dealer to call me around like 1. So I go outside in my backyard and hit up my bowl. Open my gate and go to my car. I live right next to a church, I was looking in the parking lot and could tell I saw the back lights of a car. So I walked a bit so I could see him and they couldn't see me. Sure enough to cops in the parking lot of the church. I walk inside since I don't think it's straight to be hitting my bowl when the cop could easily just ride down the street and see me. So flash forward an hour. I'm well finished with that bowl and my dealer calls. He lives 10 minutes away or so on a bike. I couldn't drive so I said fuck it I'm up for it. I take my bike and go the other way from the cop. Then I start getting a bit nervous and so I went down this dirt trail by my crib. I'm so glad I went with that because if not I would have meet up with a cop and I know that because well I'll get to that.... so I'm flying down this path and in the parking lot waaaaaay in the back theres a cop with his lights off car off everything ready to haul ass get out of their if he needs to. So I see him and I'm like fuck I'm going way to fast to break without making noise so I'm like wing it. I slam my breaks and turn around haul ass and cut through the prairie. He turns on his car and flies out that parking lot after me. Then I go down this alley for a bit and right when I cross this street theres the cop I can see his car but he didn't see me and turned the other way. I ended up making it there. Chilled out on some bowls killing time since I wanted to make sure that cop was gone and got home problem.

[suhl]

one time some friends and i, this was 3-4 people i cant exactly remember, had been drinking at a party during the night, then this kid left his fifth of whisky there so we all just started drinking it out of the bottle, passing it around in a little circle uintil it was finished in probably five minutes or less. they had each eaten ecstacy awhile before. then i got into the car, with one of them driving, and we started drving. about a minute into the drive everyone was just laughing hysterically and i was the only one who wasnt rolling so i noticed how he was all over the road, probably the worst ive ever seen someone driving. it was snowy out but the roads were just wet. less than two miles into the drive we slide off the road down a snow hill and somehow the car miraculously comes to a stop literally inches from a tree. there was a tree about three inches from my window, so about a foot from my head. it was hands down the dumbest thing i have ever done, but somehow the car and everyone in it didnt get a scratch and my parents to this day dont know it happened. ever since i am really paranoid about drving with people i think are drunk and really if i think they are now i dont do it. also one time i was driving home from a concert when i shouldnt have been and the lines on the road started swirling together. i pulled the car over though and all was well

[BabySnookums]

going to do laundry :mad:

ended up w/a broken leg

[yoda]

going to do laundry :mad:

ended up w/a broken leg

sorry, but thats kinda funny....how?

got into a car with a crackwhore trying to get a ride back towards my house....we get dropped off where immediately this druuuunk ass black dude is waiting for her. go into the hotel room, and a ton of shady shit followed. i told em i was oging to buy a pack of smokes, then just walked home.

[The Stoned Anarchist]

well i dont think its the most dangerous thing i have ever done but i have cronic memory loss so yea lol. It was a couple years ago and i was at my beach house ( east coast US ) and a hurrican was just about to hit ( 5-10 min.s away or somthing ), so i decide to go surfing. not the smartest thing i have ever done, broke my surf board and almost drowned. but got nice and high when i got back and listined to the wind for the rest of the night

[BabySnookums]

sorry, but thats kinda funny....how?




me and slip went to do laundry, and next door is a 7-11 thingie. we went there after puttin our shit in the washers, so we could get a soda/chips/scratch off ticket....

we paid for our shit and were walking on the sidewalk back over to the washateria to see if our clothes were ready to put in the dryers, and outta nowhere this car comes at me.

what it was, is some 17 yr old bitch with no license, and no permission to be off in her momma's car, was trying to park. she kept going when she shoulda stopped, and she'd hit me. i figured (in that split second) no worries, i'm ok, she'll just hit the brakes.

nope...

the cunt hits the gas instead (this is all in the split second she hit me) and plows me into the brick wall of the 7-11. i'm pinned against the building by a car. a frickin car. the impact made my head fly backwards into the plexiglass window, and back forward onto the hood. i realize, "holy shit this shit hurts!!" and yelled "OH MY GOD IT HURTS!!!!!"

the idiots back the car offa me and i sorta fall down, but slip caught me (being the wonderful hubby he is ;) ) and i had looked at my leg as i was "falling" and i'm like omg my legs broken!

he's like "are you sure?" and i'm in pain, but still thinking "fucking DUH, it just 'noodled' when i fell" (it did this floppy "i aint got no bones in my body" thing)

there's also a gash thats bleeding. 911 was called, and while waiting, the guy w/the dumb cunt that hit me is talkin to a friend on his cell, all while mashing the spot thats broken and goin "are yoooooooooooou okaaaaaaaaaaaaay maaaaaaaan?" slips like "no she's not ok"

the guy takes off in the car, leavin his sister/gf/wife/baby momma/whatever the fuck she was, standing there freaking the fuck out crying....he coulda at least stayed w/her ass, i mean...gawd...she just mashed a person ffs....

then the paramedic/firefightery ppls came, and had to roll me (putting pressure on my broken leg) onto the back board to put me on the stretcher....to be air-lifted 30 miles away to the hospital equipped for this kinda shit.

they didnt do surgery right away, had to wait till the next day. but!! while i was on the trauma table, they did drag out a DeWalt power drill and drill straight through my leg to hang weights offa it (traction) WHILE I WAS AWAKE AND CONSCIOUS!!

anyone know how hard it is to roll to have a bedpan put under you (and sit on the thing) while your upper leg is broken? that shit hurts like hell....i FELT the bone rollin around when i moved...it was more sickening than painful tho....

i did feel the need to keep tellin the trauma people i loved them (pain meds :D ) for helpin me, and that even though this sucked, childbirth hurts worse :p :p

that happened july 30th, 2006...wasnt able to walk till basicly october 1st or so of 2006....and i'm now the proud owner of a foot-or-so-long metal leg rod, and 2 screws....all of which are permanent additions to my hawt bod :rolleyes: :dance:

[Perp]

Crossed a large stretch of Georgian Bay in a 14 foot aluminium boat w/ 9.9hp outboard during a storm.

[yoda]

i remember slip,s thread on that snookums, my bad.....i thought you were gonna say falling down the stairs or something.

[BabySnookums]

lol s'ok lil green dude

[Purple Banana]

Not dangerous, but REALLY painful, but I flung myself into a larger 7x10' patch of stinging nettles in my bathingsuit... It hurt REALLY badly.

I used to purposely swim in the rip current to see how far it would really take me out, swim back in, and then do it again over and over.

I went to Death Valley... And didn't wear sunscreen. All I got was a tiny inkling of color, and despite that, my skin felt like it had been sunburned beyond all reason.

[bucknuts1870]

H-Bomb.

[dejayou30]

riding with my friend in an MX6 racing an RX7 on a very hilly 25 MPH road going like 110 on the wrong side of the road. we eventually passed him and no one got hurt so it was actually pretty cool.

[ValkyrieAg]

Another time may be when I use to run outside screaming I was crazy with a butcher knife knocking on peoples doors asking them to come out to play. That was pretty stupid and I'm pretty lucky non of the house owners owned my ass.


I wouldn't do that shit in Texas. If I was really stoned and you knocked on my door with a butcher knife, i'd prolly grab a pistol and you wouldn't make it off my porch.

Careful.:cool:

[BabySnookums]

My God, Snookums! I bet the only reason Slip didn't kick some ass is because he was holding you. Did you sue the dumb bitch?

well, see...that's the thing...we can't.

the mom had only liability, and the max limit is 20 thousand. our lawyer (one of the best in the area, Terry Bryant) has told us that if we were to sue, we couldnt get the insurance money also. and the family lives in the ghetto apartments in our town (literally...blech) and then there's the simple fact that they couldn't force them to pay us. even if they said the people owed us 2 million dollars, they cant force them to pay, because the only people who can garnish your wages is the federal gov't, and thats just for back taxes and child support.

which leads to my next rant...my "vacation" in the hospital cost roughly 90-100 thousand...the lawyer is trying to talk the hosp. down on the price, like waaaaaaaaaaaaay down, and maybe we'll get SOMETHING outta the settlement. prolly less than 100 bucks, if that much.

oh, and on an irritating "side rant"....they gave me a prescription for vicodin for the pain after i left the hospital, right....it said no refils w/o dr. approval...they wouldnt take our calls, or they weren't in, or w/e...and i never got any more pain medicine....

so i ended up screaming/crying in pain and there was nothing my husband could do to help cuz lets face it, tylenol just wouldn't cut it .....


......fuck....now i'm sad/irritated...i hate people....people w/cars and no brain ><

[The Stoned Anarchist]

damm thats horrible, i hate how the system works agaist the people

[ValkyrieAg]

What kind of pussy shoots a guy with a knife? Especially if he has the manners to knock.

Son, do you know what I could do to you with a knife? I have gutted more deer than you have probably seen in your life.

Yes, I am gonna shoot a guy at my door with a knife whether he knocks or rings my doorbell.

[ValkyrieAg]

In texas, if you are at my door with a knife telling me to come out and play....and you end up with a hole in your chest on my porch...i wouldn't see the inside of a cell.

Gotta protect life and property.

[ValkyrieAg]

Gutting a deer doesn't get you a prison sentence with a horny cell mate either.

Well what does this supposed to mean then? I never mentioned anything about horny cell mates...