View Full Version : Fucking lighter.
Shrapnel
01-10-2007, 06:38 AM
So I load my bowl in my bong as I about to have a nice toke before I go to bed, but then I can't find any fucking lighters. Everytime I blaze I end up putting my lighter somewhere and forgetting where I put it. I've been looking all over my room but I can't find any fucking lighters. I'm sure I have matches somewhere in the house, but does anyone have any other suggestions?
biohazard
01-10-2007, 06:41 AM
i HATE when that happens, thats why i keep my lighter with my stash now :)
five0addict
01-10-2007, 06:46 AM
suggestions??
rub two sticks together
harness static electricity
think about it really hard
conch420
01-10-2007, 06:53 AM
lol i do the same thing all the time lol next time u get a lighter find a ball of sticky tak an stick the lighter on the bong:jointsmile: that way its always right there lol
ShvenderHoot
01-10-2007, 06:58 AM
I'm in the same situation. All my lighters are out of butane and I'm about to smoke a bowl.....but all I have are matches
wrasler
01-10-2007, 07:20 AM
dude im the opposite. some would say im a clepto, but i always have 3 or 4 lighters in my dorm even tho i haven't bought one in 5 months.
i had a similar situation, cept it was actually quite different. when i was in high school, me and a friend took a baggie w/ a jay inside and swam 1k out to an island to smoke and got there to find it was wet. stupid, i know, but it sounded fun at the time.
PdoubleOTY
01-10-2007, 07:30 AM
i always have a lighter on me that works, and usually 4 or 5 in the car...i have a slight OCD thing about lighters cuase i like to keep em and use em till they're dead as hell..saves money and i have a nice collection of em
keeko
01-10-2007, 07:31 AM
matches can be the best thing to smoke with( besides using a magnifing glass and smoking outside) just light a match, wait till the sulfer burns then puff away, it will be a very clean hit with no lighter fluid taste.enjoey:thumbsup:
Monoxide90
01-10-2007, 12:56 PM
That is simply the worst thing on earth, I always keep one or two matches in my room incase I can't find a lighter (which happens very often). I suggest you buy a 4/6 pack of lighters and keep them in your room somewhere, only open them in emergencys.
duffer
01-11-2007, 04:26 AM
The only thing worse than having no lighter is thinking you have no lighter, searching all over the house for one, finding one and then finding out it's out of fluid and won't light. Gah!
biohazard
01-11-2007, 04:32 AM
my fucking red bic ran out after i kept it lit for long periods of time when i was vaporising... i bought a pink floyd lighter from a convenience store since they had no bics, its pretty good, but i still need to stop by a gas station tomorrow and get the most trustworthy lighter in the world: the BIC!
polyzoid
01-11-2007, 04:39 AM
that happened to me the other day. I walked out of my dorm to the "field," where most of the tokers have their light up. I filled my bubbler loaded the bowl, and then reached into my pocket, and no lighter, needless to say dissapointment insued. Walked back to my room, and was unmotivated from then on. happens too often.
Matt the Funk
01-11-2007, 05:27 AM
I went to temecula for about 3 days. Me and my friend went off to search for some weed. We were lucky enough to find someone but once we found him we had no more money. I showed him my pipe and he offered to smoke us out. We get over there, and no one has a lighter. He took out the weed and left.
slipknotpsycho
01-11-2007, 06:39 AM
this is exactly why every pot head should buy lighters at like 5-6 a time, stash them all in the same spot that you will remember and just carry the one around with you, when it breaks/runs out or you lose it, go grab you another one from your stash.. when you take that last lighter, some time that day or the next day, before you lose your last one, go stock up again...
Platinum Plus
01-11-2007, 04:31 PM
Yea Bics are the best lighters to use
those lighters you can buy for 50 cents
those ones are garbages and usually end up breaking
but still are full of fluid Lmao that's a bitch
and the clepto thing i do that to
but it's cause i'm so used to lighting a smoke
and putting the lighter back in my pocket
oh well as long as i got my supply of lighters haha
untoastytoast
01-11-2007, 05:46 PM
if a lighter breaks but it stills full of fluid, just hold down the tab and light it with a reliable lighter, that way you don't waste the fluid. being a cheap stoner ftw
orangeman
01-11-2007, 07:45 PM
I always keep my lighter in my pocket, I never lose it :D.
keeko
01-11-2007, 10:25 PM
Sad story: I always loose my lighters while high. One day I just couldnt find one, so i packed my bowl and smoked it with a birthday candle!
hahah thats funny, but how did you light the bday candle?:confused:
mr_vega
01-11-2007, 11:15 PM
i have a zippo for the joints. so i never loose that. try the stove if you wanna light a j
duffer
01-11-2007, 11:15 PM
I always keep my lighter in my pocket, I never lose it :D.
Which pocket do you keep it in? I've had lighters fall out of my pants pockets so many times, due to me running for a bus and other shit.
herostyle
01-11-2007, 11:23 PM
I keep track of my lighters very wisely. I always have to know where they are incase i need it.
briman
01-12-2007, 12:17 AM
At the moment I have 6 lighters in my pocket, 5 of which are clippers, and 1 this cool lighter that clips onto your shirt pocket.:jointsmile:
orangeman
01-12-2007, 12:57 AM
Which pocket do you keep it in? I've had lighters fall out of my pants pockets so many times, due to me running for a bus and other shit.
Well I usually wear pants that have deep pockets so I keep it in right or left, it doesn't matter lol.
Captain Hanks
01-12-2007, 01:01 AM
Try going to your local gas station, they have plenty.
Pumpkinpie
01-12-2007, 02:10 AM
If you stare at your bowl long enough it will light itself, trust me, I know.
soldier1944
01-12-2007, 08:27 AM
If you stare at your bowl long enough it will light itself, trust me, I know.
youre stoned :smokin:
YahtzeeG
01-13-2007, 12:08 AM
I just keep them in my pocket where ever I go. I have 2 right now in my pocket... not sure why but im taking one out lol
4gan2ja0
01-13-2007, 12:16 AM
i always keep mine in my pocket, cant lose it that way:greenthumb:
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