Busted!!

[bonghitter]

Hello all. I am a RN and was just recently drug tested because of some moron that was trying to steal narcotics from our supply. When they called everyone to go get tested people had 8 hours to get it done. However, I was not told until 3 days later so I had some time to fiqure things out.

So I went to researching on the internet and ordered some synthetic urine that had the heat activator you had to add to warm it up. Everything was going smooth until I got to the john and the damn temp strip wasn't reading on the bottle. On top of that the bottle was getting real hot and I knew it wasn't in the correct temp range. So I bit the bullet and pissed.

Few days later they informed me of testing postive for THC and that I can't go back to work until I test clean. In addition, they notified the state nursing board of my drug test and have required me to go through their rehab program. Yeah, it really sucks. :mad:

Anyway, I researched on the net about the urinator and think that's the best way to go. Dilution method seems a bit too risky for me. I did a test run and after 3 hours it was reading 96 F. Not too shabby if you ask me. Overall I thought the kit was well put together and hopefully will help me get through this bullshit. Of course I could quit for awhile but being a daily toker will take some time to get out of my system. It sucks that mary jane stays in your system so long. I'll probably get tested again tomorrow so I'll post an update of how it goes.

[dawninthemorning]

What synthetic urine did you buy?

[greendove]

Awww... sorry about that sweetie. That majorly sucks.

[bonghitter]

So I went to my rehab meeting today for the first time. I'ts all bullshit but the woman I spook with told me that I had very high THC levels in the urine (220) and that it was one of the highest she has seen with a random drug screening. She doesn't expect me to test clean for a month because of this high level. Of course, before this was brought to light I told her that I took a few hits off one joint several weeks ago. She told me that with levels that high it usually comes from daily smokers. The truth being is that I do smoke daily:jointsmile: . Problem is I get tested this Friday and will being using synthetic urine to pass negative but this lady I'm afraid will think something is up. Any suggestions?

[greendove]

My suggestion to you would be to give up the reefer for a while. It sucks, I know (I'm currently clean for a little while), but it really is the best thing you can do. Substitution is a great method for folks that haven't been caught, and the testers don't know they smoke green. YOU, on the other hand, have been caught, and have been told by a nurse that you will take a month to get clean. If you pop up clean a few days later after having "unheard of" high levels in your urine, they're probably going to know something is up. You're already in trouble, and I'd hate to see you get in even more trouble. Reefer is amazing stuff, but it's not worth losing everything over. My advice to you is to quit for now, wait until you're back at work after being deemed "clean", and THEN worry about substitution.

[bonghitter]

Well, I guess I'll start tomorrow because I just smoked a bowl, very nicely baked right now. Anyway, it'll be hard not to smoke but like you said it's not worth my license. They are already notifing the Board of Nursing of my drug test. But for now I'll enjory this last stone. :)

[RyanTheCaveman]

Ahh dude that sucks. RN huh? yeh theres a demand for them...anyways that really does suck. they will probably get suspicious if you come out clean on the drug test. so just quit for a while. then you will be back to normal.
I hear alot of people stealing drugs from the Narcotics and stuff..its stupid. lol
good luck bro.
:DCaveman

[greendove]

Well then, relish your last high for a while. I remember mine quite fondly. I've abstained for about a month now, myself (waiting to make sure they don't pop randoms at the new job), and though it really sucks for the first week or two, it's not really all that bad to get used to. Not as bad as quitting cigarettes, by far. One thing it does is give you the ability to really have something to look forward to down the line. Good luck on your path to cleanliness, hon. When it's all over, and things are back to normal, you'll be glad you did.

[greendove]

DougyFresh, :spamsign:

Ignore this DougyFresh guy. Completely ignore him, and pretend he didn't even post at all. He is posting that response on every single drug testing thread, without even reading them.

There ARE no 100% fool proof magic potions to pass you on a test.

[bonghitter]

I'm getting sick and tired of all of the cons that are seen on the drug testing scene. Drug testing is already a huge business on both ends. The other day when I went to the rehab meeting, the councelor informed me that I would have to go to a program for 10 weeks for drug education as part of their "action plan." This is going to cost me out of my pocket $50/week! That's $500! In addition they are wanting me to take drug testing out of pocket so they can see where my levels are and how soon I can return to work. This will prob run me 30-50 bucks a pop. Such a money scam:mad:

Anyway, against my better judgement and prior suggestions I think I'm going to try to substitute this Friday and see what happens. If I don't I'm looking at a month or longer (im 6'2" 220lbs and a daily toker) of no work until I get clean, so I think i'll try risking it. One of the nice things about nursing is that there really is a very high demand for work. There has been numerous RN's I know that are on their 4th offence and still working at the hospital! And these RN's were stealing narcs!

Intially I told the rehab place I smoked a week prior to my testing, but called back today to inform them that it was actually two days prior, hence for the high THC level. I just told them some bullshit story and think they bought it. If they get suspicious I will tell them that I have been hitting the gym everyday and drinking lots of water to get it out of my system. I'll be using the urinator, which I think is one of the better systems out there. Plus a friend of mine who I work with tested dirty (he smokes more than I do and is more overweitght, his levels have got to be higher than mine) at the same time so he's going to try to test clean this Friday as well. He's using a different system, some drink shit he thinks will work.

I'll post another update as the plot unfolds. I'm supposed to meet with the rehab folks next Thursday so I should have a better idea of what I'm dealing with.

[keeko]

sorry to hear that happened, but i would never go to rehab for pot. good luck with everything:thumbsup:

[RedFury]

haha thats funny shit, anyways im in rehab for tokin green too its absolute horshit cause the program im in costs $70 per lesson, thankfully though they enrolled me in the 5 week program instead of the 12 week program because of the total bullshit story i told them about how i only smoked a few times and i didnt like it at all, im two weeks into abstaining but finding it not as difficult as i thought i would have being 2-3x everyday smoker but i think and day dream about it all the time, partially why im posting so much on this damn forum cuz i need to be in the culture at all times one way or another, anways stay strong bro, pass your test and get HIGH.:jointsmile:

[GotWake88]

Why can't everyone just accept the fact that cannabis is about as dangerous as a telatubby with a nerf gun?

[RedFury]

i duno how dangerous that is, but to me a telatubby with a gun of any kind is scary as hell.

[frylok]

Teletubbies kick ass man....

And sorry about all that rehab bullshit man. But if it helps, think of llama's while your there.

Cheer's me up every time!!

[bonghitter]

I'll try the llama thing and see if that helps, lol. Well, on Friday I used the urniator and everything went real smooth. Only thing of any concern was that after using the urinator I looked at the temp strip on the sample cup and it was only reading 92 f. Of course 90-100 F is acceptable, but i wished that it was reading more like 98. Anyway, she looked at the temp strip and everything was ok. I should find out tom if i'm negative or if it was accepted by the drug testing company (LapCorp?). Then this Thursday they will meet with me and discuss the supposed "Action Plan". They made me fill out the lenghty questionare to see the probability of drug addiction, what a fucking joke. I smoke two to three bowls a day and the studpid bitch after scoring the damn thing says that I am just a "social user" , so i will probably just need "educational help". Bullshit.

Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea. Basically the worst that could happen, given you are compentant with placing the foley is a UTI, which could be treated with antibiotic. But really if you do something like this you really have problems and should prob just quit, lol. As crazy as it sounds I have heard of professional athelets who inject sterile urine right into the bladder!!!!!Now that's fucked up!

Happy toking....:smokin:

[greendove]

Gawd, that just sounds like an awful thing to do to yourself.

[bonghitter]

Here's an update of what has taken course so far. The urniator worked! I tested negative. I highly recommend using this product over several others for several reasons:

1) keeps accurate temp for 4hours - I personally tested this and got a digital reading of 98F after 4 hours!

2) You don't have to worry about mixing anything or peeing exact amount (with additives you must urinate a percise amount of urine 60-90cc) if you piss too little it will leave a trace of additive, if you piss too much you may come back positive!

3) Dextox drinks are all bullshit! As described in previous postings drinking shit loads of WATER (it's free) diutes your urine is the key- THis of course is also risky. If you dilute too much your creatine will be too low and the test will be inconslusive.

4) Better than the WIZZANATOR. THe wizzanator uses cheap heat packs to warm up urine. If you read my earlier post you will see that this is also risky because this can cause the urine to become too hot

I hope this doesn't sound like some kind of infomercial, but i've done a lot of research and wish to spread the news so that we can beat all of these drug companies and protect are God given rights and privacy!

As far as what kind of rehab i must do, i have to attend a 10wk educational coarse. My emplorer will drug test me for a year, calling me at home at any given moment and I must test by 5pm that day. Plenty of time to get the urinator up and running:D I never quit smoking and don't plan to. :jointsmile:

I want to thank this forum for all the information and advise, you guys rule!
p.s. Sory fr al of the misssspellings and typposs, im always baked out of my head when i get on this forum:D

[215meds]

"Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea."


Athletes do it already to pass steriods tests. Ive heard of a particular UFC fighter that supposedly does it. Whether or not is true i dont know but i have already heard of this method. I WOULD NEVER DO THIS IN MY LIFE OR THINK THAT ANYONE ON THESE BOARDS SHOULD TRY THIS. If u were to risk all the complications of this method u would have a serious problem and would need to quit anyways. Just my two cents

[GodBud]

Congrats man. I once went through what you just went through only it was to get a job. I found this cat that lived locally and he hooked me up with some powdered urine with the the heat packs. An hour before the test I poored the powdered urine in a tube of sky juice and passed with flying colors. I pulled some bong rips right before I went to take the test. I feel your stress man it sucks but at least you got a plan and know what to do next time they spring one on ya.

Peace :stoned:

[Wishville]

oh god dude. rehab for weed is so much bullshit. thats like putting someone in rehab for eating too much chocalate. millions of assholes drink every single day and that is so much worse.

[kent tha killer]

get another job...like really is there even a question?

[LIP]

Hello all. I am a RN and was just recently drug tested because of some moron that was trying to steal narcotics from our supply. When they called everyone to go get tested people had 8 hours to get it done. However, I was not told until 3 days later so I had some time to fiqure things out.

So I went to researching on the internet and ordered some synthetic urine that had the heat activator you had to add to warm it up. Everything was going smooth until I got to the john and the damn temp strip wasn't reading on the bottle. On top of that the bottle was getting real hot and I knew it wasn't in the correct temp range. So I bit the bullet and pissed.

Few days later they informed me of testing postive for THC and that I can't go back to work until I test clean. In addition, they notified the state nursing board of my drug test and have required me to go through their rehab program. Yeah, it really sucks. :mad:

Anyway, I researched on the net about the urinator and think that's the best way to go. Dilution method seems a bit too risky for me. I did a test run and after 3 hours it was reading 96 F. Not too shabby if you ask me. Overall I thought the kit was well put together and hopefully will help me get through this bullshit. Of course I could quit for awhile but being a daily toker will take some time to get out of my system. It sucks that mary jane stays in your system so long. I'll probably get tested again tomorrow so I'll post an update of how it goes.


You didnt test positive for THC.

You tested positive for cannabinols.

THC is out of your body 2-4 hours after you smoke.

[trynagethigh]

"Anyway, I got super stoned the other day and came up with an idea to beat the system. It's pretty extreme and dangerious because of potentioals of infection (UTI) but thought yall like to hear it.

Some of you may know what a foley catheter is, it's basically a catheter that is inserted into the uretha to drain the bladder of urine. Sometimes, we irrigate the catheter using sterile saline to ensure patency. Anyway, here's my idea, simply place the catherter in (This would have to be done by someone you trust...lol) , empty the bladder then inject someone's eles' urine to fill up the bladder. Like I said I woundn't exactley recommmend this but just an idea. Basically the worst that could happen, given you are compentant with placing the foley is a UTI, which could be treated with antibiotic. But really if you do something like this you really have problems and should prob just quit, lol. As crazy as it sounds I have heard of professional athelets who inject sterile urine right into the bladder!!!!!Now that's fucked up!"


sterile urine? that shit sounds like an oxymoron...how do you sterilize urine? Urine itself is toxins and waste the body NEEDS to get rid of so why would you try to purify waste and then put it back in you. You are begging for an infection or worse, if not death. How do you know this urine does not have HIV related bodies in it?Youve heard of that right? Are you going to trust that someone on the internet says its sterile just cause he has a website that sells it?Thats a serious gamble considering the repercussions. So what exactly is "sterile urine"? Anybody?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Your own urine is sterile to you specifically. I don't know about anyone else's.

[Delta9 UK]

Your urine is sterile, full stop.

Unless you have a UTI already - but that should be obvious.

"Sterile" is more of a microbiology term in this case and doesn't mean that urine is clean or safe or not full of waste - because it is.

But it is sterile.