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Splifted
01-08-2007, 08:52 PM
Lmao, I was checking out this "rational recovery" website that someone linked to cause their parents were wanting them to do their rehab program for pot or whatever, and apparently the guy who is behind the website also trademarked the words "Sex Beast". (zomg rofl!!!!)

Lol, I don't know if its me, the weed or what, but i cannot quit laughing every time I see the words "Sex Beast®" (hahahahahaha)

Here is the opening of the "What Your Sex Beast® Really Wants" article:

If you are a "secret sexer," pursuing forbidden fruit against your own better judgment, you are likely in the grip of your Sex Beast®, a mindless desire for erotic pleasures. If you pursue illegal pleasures, your Sex Beast® wants you to believe that you are out of control, that there is no cure for your obsession, and that you are doomed to keep rolling the dice until the worst happens. Your Sex Beast® wants you to think there's something wrong with you, that you need the help of recovery groups, shrinks, and addiction treatment in order to behave properly. My urgent advice to you is to stay away from recovery groups of all kinds, and don't bother with counseling or addiction treatment, but by all means quit your objectionable behavior right now, and for the rest of your days. Your Sex Beast’s urgent advice is for you to get out of this website before you learn too much.

(I swear, I didn't make this shit up http://www.rational.org/)

:giggity: :yippee: :giggity: :yippee: :giggity: :yippee: :giggity: :yippee:

surreys princess
01-08-2007, 08:59 PM
oh...my....god

that is some seriously funny shit...lmfao

princess

Nochowderforyou
01-08-2007, 09:55 PM
My sex beast is taking hold! ArgHHHH!!! :p

Splifted
01-08-2007, 10:08 PM
My sex beast is taking hold! ArgHHHH!!! :p


My sex beast is more like a sex demi-god.

Both of you are going to jail for trademark infringement. You forgot the ®! :mad:


Lol, actually, I think® I'm going to start trademarking random words and phrases.

But yah, if you want ppl to use your rehab program, it might be better to stash the sex beast somewhere other than the main intro page lol. Cause even if i was like hmm, you know, maybe this guy is on to something...OMG WTF SEX BEAST? Lol, as soon as you bring out the sex beast, you are batshit crazy in my book.

peacetrain
01-08-2007, 10:17 PM
I agree with these people that AA doesn't work, but I can hardly see Sex Beasts® doing any good either. They should change their name from rational to something more suiting. :)

BizzleLuvin
01-08-2007, 10:18 PM
ROFL! OCD monster (R)