What toppings should I put on my pizza?

[Lethal G]

Thanks to Skink's post on pizza, I got hungry and decided to make a pizza. Now, the only question is what to top it with. I've already rolled the dough and put the sauce and cheese on it. What else would go good on it?

[Splifted]

Doritos.

[MastaChronic]

weed and doritos

[gee]

^lol.

u shouldnt have put pizza sauce but bbq sauce instead, and since u dont have philly cheasesteak, sausage and pepporoni shud do

[Lethal G]

weed and doritos

Now there's a million dollar idea. :D

[Splifted]

For real, one time I used Cool Ranch doritos and shredded cheese to make nachos in my microwave. Then it was like sex in food form.

Hmm, I think I'm going to start a stoner munchie recipe thread.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You need some muthafuckin' black olives, son...

[Splifted]

You need some muthafuckin' black olives, son...

You're crazy, this is a pizza not a salad. MEAT is what goes on a pizza :D

and doritos

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You're crazy, this is a pizza not a salad. MEAT is what goes on a pizza :D

and doritos

You MUST be crazy, cuz black olives are the SHIT!

[Splifted]

You MUST be crazy, cuz black olives are the SHIT!
I guess we gotta agree to disagree, but I think we can both agree that pepperoncinis (the peppers you get w/ papa johns pizza) are the shit. :joint1:

[Lethal G]

You MUST be crazy, cuz black olives are the SHIT!

You're right... black olives would be the shit on this pizza! Too bad I don't have any.

[MastaChronic]

you know what else is the SHIT....
dog poo.......not on pizzas

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You're right... black olives would be the shit on this pizza! Too bad I don't have any.

HA! I win, Splifted! :D :D :D

[Lethal G]

HA! I win, Splifted! :D :D :D

Not completely.. If I had some of the pepperoncinis that Splifted mentioned, they'd win over the olives to go on my pizza any day. However, he didn't suggest putting it on my pizza. which is why you both win. :)

I ended up putting sausage and pepperoni on my pizza anyway. It turned out quite good.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Not completely.. If I had some of the pepperoncinis that Splifted mentioned, they'd win over the olives to go on my pizza any day. However, he didn't suggest putting it on my pizza. which is why you both win. :)

I ended up putting sausage and pepperoni on my pizza anyway. It turned out quite good.

Niiiice. Glad everything worked out for you man!

[bavet]

I say whatever you got m put it on. hehe more the better!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

FUNIONS! :stoned:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

at least you didn't use pineapple. that is sacrilege.

[Splifted]

at least you didn't use pineapple. that is sacrilege.

Yeah, wtf, might as well start adding strawberries and apples and shit. Pizza isn't fruit salad. Pizza is a cleverly designed way of eating meat with only 1 slice of bread instead of two, fuck fruits and veggies. Lol actually a strawberry apple pizza with bannana pudding for sauce minus the cheese sounds good...but then I think thats called a pie, not a pizza fuck. I'm high :confused:

[Skink]

I love black olives,ham,and onions...

[B-Dizzle]

Dude, buffalo chicken and bbq sauce!

[stinkyattic]

FUNIONS! :stoned:

YES!!!

FunYons, chicken, and bacon together yummy!!!

[BizzleLuvin]

how about some p. cubensis 'shrooms?

[Lethal G]

Yeah, wtf, might as well start adding strawberries and apples and shit. Pizza isn't fruit salad. Pizza is a cleverly designed way of eating meat with only 1 slice of bread instead of two, fuck fruits and veggies. Lol actually a strawberry apple pizza with bannana pudding for sauce minus the cheese sounds good...but then I think thats called a pie, not a pizza fuck. I'm high :confused:

You're right about the pineapple. However, when you mentioned dessert pizza, it gave me the idea to try to make one. So, I'm going to make a s'mores pizza! :D

[Hagbard Celiene]

hey, i take offence to that pineapple trashing... don't talk till you've had a pineapple, bacon, and jalapino pizza.

[jaGerbom]

hey, i take offence to that pineapple trashing... don't talk till you've had a pineapple, bacon, and jalapino pizza.

....no pineapple shall ever touch my fucking pizza

pizza is for meat cheese and sauce only

being from chicago i take offense to people who destroy pizzas good name with fruit...and weird cheeses nd such

so dont talk till youve come to chicago and had our pizza

youll wonder wtf u were thinkin with that fruity non-sense

[slipknotpsycho]

the pinapple is a nice addition in taste to the other flavors of certain pizza's... but it has to be like fresh pinapple.. so the 'pinapple' flavor isn't quite so strong...

[Hagbard Celiene]

exactly, and no, i would never disgrace a chicago pizza in such a manner, i remember a time when i could have a pizza air mailed with heater packs to keep it at 150F. mmm saussage and pepperoni... but arround here, the pizza just isn't the same.