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TheFatKid
01-07-2007, 05:54 AM
Heres a little something I thought of that could happen, but I'm 95% sure it won't.



There are two types of Asian culinary that the mass of American's likes. Japanese chicken and Chinese chicken. Chicken is the main source of Asia's cookery in the United States. The following paragraphs detail what will happen if we continue to buy the chicken.
Here we have the Japanese chicken. Mainly people will buy Teryaki chicken. The more we buy this chicken, the more money that is sent to Japan. With this newly acquired money, the Japanese will have the profit required to advance into new technology. They may use it for everyday appliances, they may use it for making video games. They may use it to fund the development of their military. If they use it for the appliances and video games, other countries will buy from them, and make new alliances. Everyone will love them for their contributions, and bring world peace even to the harshest of nations. On the other hand, they might build their military, and fund research of new weapons. They may demand us to surrender, or they will blow our nation to pieces. Now having the largest world power out, they can focus on Europe and the rest of Asia. Most likely there will be a World War III, eventually leading to the end of humankind.
Now is the Chinese Chicken theory. Buying the many variaties of Chinese chicken such as General Tso's and Honey Chicken, they will raise almost twice the money as Japan. With the money, they will fund Communism as a new world order. They will bribe other large communist nations such as Russia to form an Alliance. With extra money leftover, they will fund the creation of more powerful WMD's, and even weapons to be used from outer space. George W. Bush will get information from spies telling of this, and being the war hungry machine he is, he will demand these nations to stop. China and Russia will now be rich in WMD's, that they are ready to start a new world order. Obviously, they won't stop production, and George W. Bush will fall into their trap. He will gather other nations to help him, and declare war on the Communist Alliance. Soon after the war is declared, the Alliance nukes all target nations of the Anti-Communism Alliance. Since this will clear the world of the most powerful nations, the Communist Alliance is now ready to start their new world order.



Of course this isn't going to happen, but it should've been fun to read and think about. Enjoy =)

twocamaros
01-10-2007, 07:44 PM
wtf

yoda
01-10-2007, 08:17 PM
wtf

lol kinda my reaction

i can live with communism if i get unlimited general tso's chicken.

Blazed and Confused
01-11-2007, 02:49 PM
1. When you go to Jimmy Chan's Chinese take-out to get some chinken 'n' brocoli, the money isn't going to China.
2. Russia is no long Communist, and China is partially democratic.

Cautios
01-11-2007, 03:33 PM
Well, I just wanted to say that...Japan would not spend any kind of money on any type of offensive weapon because they do not have a military. They have a police force and that is all. After world war II, America made it so that the Japanese were no longer able to have one, which is why technologically Japan is so far ahead of most countries. When you don't have to budget a military, you can spend your money on things you need to.

PatrickHenry
01-11-2007, 03:48 PM
AH, but what happens if bird flu spreads further? :)

slipknotpsycho
01-11-2007, 03:57 PM
chickety-china the chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain starts sticking....

TheFatKid
01-12-2007, 08:01 PM
chickety-china the chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain starts sticking....




BEST PRANK CALL EVER.

slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 02:58 AM
lol dude it wasn't a prank call (may be now) but it's a song

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

ok so i got it partially wrong lol....

imagtb
01-17-2007, 06:14 AM
i dont get it.... i read the title and thought to myself... isnt dis site about cannabis? ummm... am i right?

Fengzi
01-18-2007, 05:41 PM
Funny thing, I lived in China for a year or so, and have been back many times, and never once saw general tso's or honey chicken. Actually very little of what we see in a typical American Chinese restuarant can be found there. And they never heard of fortune cookies. They were invented in San Francisco. Practically as Aemican as apple pie.

Ironically, they have these places in China called "California Noodle House" that basically sell Vietnamese Pho. My guess is that some Chinese guy came over here, ate in a Vietnamese place and thought "hey, what a great American food! I can sell a shitload of this in China" LOL

MacWQ33
01-18-2007, 05:44 PM
I wish I could eat General Gao all day every day.

systemofadown
01-20-2007, 05:11 AM
what does this have to do with anything?

slipknotpsycho
01-20-2007, 06:14 AM
what does anything have to do with this?

Pipe Dreams
01-25-2007, 07:03 AM
I thought that Japan didnt have a military after World War II?

B-Dizzle
01-25-2007, 04:55 PM
chickety-china the chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain starts sticking....

i just watched that music video. I love the weird al version - jerry springer


oh yea, so fatkid, ur basically sayin stop eating chinese/japanese chicken? hehe

imagtb
01-27-2007, 07:52 PM
japan is in asia... china is a girl at ny school that plays on the JV basketball team.. shes black... and her names china.. there this other girl.. shes on the track team. her name is asia. shes black. WTF. i just got 20 dollars = dub. I just felt like typin nothin cuz this asian chicken theory makes no sense and its not even a fuckin story.

TheFatKid
01-28-2007, 12:08 AM
imagtb, it was originally in the conspiracy forum, it was just moved here.

666300
02-04-2007, 01:11 AM
lol dude it wasn't a prank call (may be now) but it's a song

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry




The Bare naked ladies are going to be playing a concert near me soon. and there canadian :D