Almost pwnt by a cop.

[EciRonTog]

My friends and I were driving on the freeway, our van was totally hotboxed and they cherried the pipe so I could hit it while I was driving.

So I'm taking a fat rip when I glance to my left and see a cop on the next lane looking right at me. I almost shit a brick. He then pulls slightly ahead of us, when the guy in the lane in front of me drifts out of his lane and almost hits the cop lol. So the cop fires up his lights and pulls over the moron that almost hit him and we cruise off.

Some dumbass just saved our day heh

[konqrr]

Haha, the look on your face when you saw the cop must've been priceless.

[RyanTheCaveman]

lol you got real lucky.
better to arrest a drunk thana stoner eh?

[whitetop]

that was a close call mate me and mate was driving around one night we saw some people one of my mate shouted out something to the people next min i know the car starts to play up while we was like 10ft way from the people i hit the pedal the car drives away fast as hell while the people was just about to turn around thats a close call and were i live its not a place to do something like that.

[slowburn420]

me and a friend went and got some stuff last week, and when we were driving after we got it we see a cop. my friend is driving and he turns the corner and runs over the fucking curb right as the cop as passing us. Lucky for us the cop kept going, but it was scary as hell.

[five0addict]

whats pwnt?

[JeenYuss]

whats pwnt?

good question somebody please explain

[4gan2ja0]

pwnd? as in owned with a p, made popular by starcraft or warcraft
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnt

[darkside]

pwnd? as in owned with a p, made popular by starcraft or warcraft
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnt

lol nerd slang

[BobBong]

lol nerd slang

t0 teh m4x

[4gan2ja0]

t0 teh m4x

hahaha l33t!

[herostyle]

Man that mustve been close. i could only imagine what my face woulda looked like.

[five0addict]

lol nerd slang
worse! typo nerd slang

knowing that.. wtf why would you say something like that about getting in trouble?
you "pwnt" yourself dumbass

[apHytHiaTe]

pwnt isn't a typo. That's one spelling of the slang word.

[Canadien.]

Pwned
Pwnd
Pwnt
Pwn3d!!11!
etc.

I can see how that might look retarded to someone who isn't a gamer.

Man, that's just like one time when me and a friend were blazing in a field, and along comes Mr. Piggy all chest puffing out and sun glasses on. So me and my friend start freaking out, and we drop our weed, pipe and tin's then book it.

Luckily this cop was a dumb ass and had decided to walk across a fucking field where we could see him all the way from the other side...

[biohazard]

haha, that was plain lucky! nice going :)

[five0addict]

pwnt isn't a typo. That's one spelling of the slang word.

really? how you pronouce that?

[Nelf]

poe-nt

[apHytHiaTe]

poont or poent, as Nelf listed it. Also you pretty much can pronounce it any damn way you want. /me regrets spending too much time playing CS

[Blunt420]

Haha, the look on your face when you saw the cop must've been priceless.

I wud of payed to see his face wen he saw the cop:rastasmoke:

[I just love weed]

lol nerd slang

lol i play wow and use that word all the time and iom proly 100 times cooler than u lolz dont be a dick and stereotype people who play wow cause it makes you look like a fag. : )

[KottonMouthKid]

lol i play wow and use that word all the time and iom proly 100 times cooler than u lolz dont be a dick and stereotype people who play wow cause it makes you look like a fag. : )

You proclaiming to the world that you are indeed a warcrack nerd, and that you type like a fourteen year old mexican girl makes you look like a fag : )

[young Hustla]

lol that must of been funny as hell

[Monoxide90]

tht d00d mu$t b teh n00bz

[AlwaysBlazed]

I play WoW but barely because I have a life.

[lazy smoker7]

man i could just imagine the paranoia that went through your body as your hitting it then u see a cop look right at you, i sorta know how that its. I was driving high one day and i kept circling around this one part of the street because i coudlent make up my mind if i want to stop at the mcdonalds or go home to sleep then after about doing 2 u turns i actually decide to buy more bud and i am at the stop lite and this cop on a bike knocks at my window and asks wth am i doing and that i can not be on the cell phone while driving, i say i am sorry and i told him i was a little lost and he didnt suspect i was high and he just let me go... good thing i was wearing sun glasses :)

[Reefer Rogue]

poonage

[Euphoric]

thats like a miracle lol happens to me too, cops sense somethins a f00t + pull teh wrong dude over hhahaha :giggity:

[I just love weed]

You proclaiming to the world that you are indeed a warcrack nerd, and that you type like a fourteen year old mexican girl makes you look like a fag : )

No im proclaiming to the world that ive play wow occasionaly because its fun and that im most likely still way coller than the faggot who thinks hes the shit. And ya all mexican fourteen year old girls type like i do? From whos asss did you pull that from? thats one of the most random, pointless insults ive ever heard; and have you ever played WOW? If you did you wouldnt think it was so gay. I've never met a person who's played it and never wanted to play it again. Also your sentence doesnt make any sense, read it over and get back to me ok? Also, kotton mouth kid? your such a faggot. Yes they rap about weed but that doesnt make them good, plenty of people talk about weed and suck bawls, kmk is similar to this. I admit some of there songs are alright but most of its shit.

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

that would of been some story and one great smoking time glad u didnt get caught :D

[darkside]

No im proclaiming to the world that ive play wow occasionaly because its fun and that im most likely still way coller than the faggot who thinks hes the shit. And ya all mexican fourteen year old girls type like i do? From whos asss did you pull that from? thats one of the most random, pointless insults ive ever heard; and have you ever played WOW? If you did you wouldnt think it was so gay. I've never met a person who's played it and never wanted to play it again. Also your sentence doesnt make any sense, read it over and get back to me ok? Also, kotton mouth kid? your such a faggot. Yes they rap about weed but that doesnt make them good, plenty of people talk about weed and suck bawls, kmk is similar to this. I admit some of there songs are alright but most of its shit.

easy there.. are you referring to me as "the faggot who thinks hes the shit"? i simply commented on the word pwnd as being nerd slang-which it is. i did not launch a personal attack on you or any other nerds. it was you that made it personal when you call me a dickhead and faggot. i will state my case again if you play wow a lot and use the word pwnd all the time then that pretty much makes you a nerd-nothing personal. own your nerdiness, no need to be so defensive.