what do you want to be done with your corpse?

[MastaChronic]

i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of.
my homies told me they want me to do the same for them

[xcrispi]

burn me ,
i'm kinda used to it . lol . not into worms anyways .
peace
crispi

[BabyFacedAbortion]

If I die before my best friend, she's gonna smoke me. If she dies first, I smoke her.

[The Colonel]

i wanna get cremated
i dont really care what happens after that

[BizzleLuvin]

i want my body to be left in a forest so that plants and animals can benefit from it. from death, i will feed another life. the circle of life, you know. its the way nature intended. i will continue living in the plants that grow from my body and fromt he animals that eat those plants.

[the yeag]

dig a whole in the ground in the middle of a beautiful scenic area just plop me in it and bury me up no marker. no embalming no clothes..well my boxers and wife beater tee shirt and some flip flops i do get cold

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

i want my best stoner buddy to smoke my lungs because they're probally FULL of thc :D

[orangeman]

I want to be buried like a regular person and have my body slowly turn into maggots or what ever happens :p.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I want to be buried like a regular person and have my body slowly turn into maggots or what ever happens :p.

you're body dosnt turn into maggots (man you must be smokin some good shit haha :D ).. the maggots eat you.. or, someone will dig up you're dead corse and fuck you :)

[orangeman]

you're body dosnt turn into maggots (man you must be smokin some good shit haha :D ).. the maggots eat you.. or, someone will dig up you're dead corse and fuck you :)

Oh God. Well I want my brain to be put in a glass jar and I want my body to be cremated and used for Cannabis soil lol.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Oh God. Well I want my brain to be put in a glass jar and I want my body to be cremated and used for Cannabis soil lol.

lmao.. have you ever seen that move when that dude falls in love with a brain in a glass jar? hahaha

[187]

dump me in the ocean

[MastaChronic]

lmao.. have you ever seen that move when that dude falls in love with a brain in a glass jar? hahaha

have you seen son of frankenstien?

[higher4hockey]

Some of you kids are gross. I want to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed into the dinner of a republican banquet.


good one :D

[MastaChronic]

on second thought, i might want my homies to eat me, cannibalism.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

have you seen son of frankenstien?

dont think so, its pretty damn old.. i think i may of seen one of the old skool frankensteins when i was about 10 on tv once but i cant remember much

i dont even remember what movie its from when the guy falls in love with the brain in a jar shit :confused:

[4gan2ja0]

id want to be tossed in somebody's bed when theyre sleeping and when they wake up theyll shit themselves!

nah with all jokes aside id want to be cremated and sprinkled ontop of a doob

[MastaChronic]

I'm glad I'm not your friend...

thats not nice dude, i considered you an e-friend up until now...

besides, my homies are just as crazy as me, theyd be down with it.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

dont worry chronic.. i'd happily eat you :)

oh wait, did you say you'd have to be dead first?..

what if i kill you.. may i eat you then? :eat:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I want my body to be given to a Great White Shark for food...

[MastaChronic]

what if i kill you.. may i eat you then? :eat:

i wouldnt care, i'd be dead.

[birdgirl73]

I want it to be marvelled at. The way it was in my 20s, when I was at my physical peak. . . .

Seriously? I'd like my old, old, 120-year-old corpse transported to India, anointed wth ghee, herbs, spices, and flowers, set afire, and allowed to float down the Ganges until my soul is transported. . . . .

That's the way to go in fiirst class. . . .

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

ok.. see you soon, masta.. :blueknife:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I just decided I'm never gonna die, so I don't hafta worry about it at all :jointsmile:

[Skrappie]

Turn me into a bong!
Naw, i don't care much, out of sight of of mind is good enough for me.

I dont want to be preserved and naked in some art show or what have you.:stoned:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Turn me into a bong!
Naw, i don't care much, out of sight of of mind is good enough for me.

I dont want to be preserved and naked in some art show or what have you.:stoned:

I'd hit you... :stoned:

[MastaChronic]

I just decided I'm never gonna die, so I don't hafta worry about it at all :jointsmile:

yeah dude, wickit clowns nevva...NEVVA DIE BOI!
lol, but they meant it in a different way, as in they will never die as long as people still remember them and their cds can still be heard.

[Adelaide]

I want my body to be donated to science. A med school or for research. I don't want to be buried though, that creeps me out (even though I'll be dead).

[Purple Banana]

Have you guys ever seen the BodyWorlds exhibit? Where they plastinate all of those bodies and bend 'em into positions?

I want that done, but hitting a HUGE bong.

Seriously, I'd like to be put in those tissue digestors and then use my compost for a beech tree- cremation has few nutrients, and it's more poisonous to the environment, while tissue digestion is cheaper and more ec-friendly.

[Psycho4Bud]

Ground control to Major Tom..........How much higher can ya get? MemorialSpaceflights (http://www.spaceservicesinc.com/MemorialSpaceflights/):D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[tootsie roll]

i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of.
my homies told me they want me to do the same for them


I've been thinking about this a lot lately as I'm no spring chicken. :(
I've come to the conclusion that #! getting buried, the casket, the embalming, the hole in the ground....etc etc etc, costs a bundle. THEN, am I going to rely on people actually visiting me in my grave? I'm thinking not so much. So, what I think I'll want is to be cremated, possibly mixed with my beloved dogs ina beautiful urn that my husband and family can keep around.
If he finds a useful way to use our ashes and it makes him happy, all the more power to him.
I'll just be watching.:angelsmiley: :bong:

[MastaChronic]

or, i might want to be dropped from a plane at 10,000 feet and left wherever i land, even if it was the presidents front lawn.

[tootsie roll]

If I die before my best friend, she's gonna smoke me. If she dies first, I smoke her.


As in literally or in a smoker.

I'm zzzzz be nice. :)

[tootsie roll]

I just decided I'm never gonna die, so I don't hafta worry about it at all :jointsmile:

I used to say/think that.

Sorry to have to break some reality to you as my husband always does me.
*What is born is going to die eventually.* Sad:( but true.

[JaggedEdge]

i don't care, I'm dead.

[Bodom Children Of]

i don't care, I'm dead.

my thoughts exactly.

[wadejason]

Some of you kids are gross. I want to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed into the dinner of a republican banquet. hahahaha ill second that.

as for me, i have to say i agree. some of you guys are saying some real weird shit. no one is going to cremate you and smoke you or plant you in some weed plant or something. thats just rediculous! i dont know if you know what cremated ashes are but let me tell you. calcium, bone fragments and dust. not very much thats different between the three actually. and your gonna smoke that shit. no thanks. its one thing to toast the dead at the funeral before taking a bong hit haha but its another smoking crumbled bones. personally im an atheist so i dont care what happens to my body because ill be dead...i wont be needing it. but i guess if its a preference i suppose id like to be cremated and spread somewhere like in ft. bragg or somewhere special or peaceful.

[Reefer Rogue]

I'll see what my dad does.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

for years i've been telling people that when i die i just want them to take my body, put it in a trash bag and set it at the curb on trash day. so far no one has taken me seriously, but some day i'll find the person willing to do it and then i can finally die.

[Kid Dynamite]

i want a viking longboat funeral. Go out in style..

[friendowl]

i want the birds to eat my eyes
and the worms my skin

i am dust and shall return to dust

or loaded into shotgun shells ready for battle

[Psycho4Bud]

W.W.A.D.? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7oFk--OCig)

What Would Alice Do?:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[surreys princess]

i am already prepared for this...

my organs are going to be donated (the little they can use), and my body goes to science..

there also is an autopsy allowed... (more people need to do this for research purposes...)

noone better cremate me..it is against my religion !!!

princess

[busteruk7]

i dident really like the idea of getting skull fucked by worms and maggots lol
so it would have to be cramation for me
cheers all :)

[stinkyattic]

i want a viking longboat funeral. Go out in style..
Yes I agree with this.
I really want to be buried at sea in some fashion. I have always loved being at sea, the vastness of it, the loneliness... it seems like a very fitting place for your body to end up.
If that's not an option, just dump me in the East River with all the other bodies, lol

[VaporDaddy]

i want my body to be left in a forest so that plants and animals can benefit from it. from death, i will feed another life. the circle of life, you know. its the way nature intended. i will continue living in the plants that grow from my body and fromt he animals that eat those plants.

I feel the same way. Energy cannot be created or destroyed.

[VaporDaddy]

We are all connected. We are one.

[onefourninezero]

It'd be cool to be stuffed, like an exhibit at natural history museums. I would like either that, or to be turned into some creepy modern art piece.

If neither are possible, I'm leaving my body to science.

[Dutch Masta]

dont care, ill be dead

[JeenYuss]

i want to be ground up in a big grinder, mixed with a couple FULL grown cannabis indica plants, blended to a near liquid, mixed with potting soil, and have plants grown out of me (cannabis plants along with white roses)

for some reason i beleive my thoughts/idea/way of thinking will be experienced (lightly or moderately i have no idea) by those who smoke those plants, and my legacy will be carried on in some way

by the time that happens i should have a solo album done all about cannabis, so people can smoke me and hear my music at the same time

even tho i wont be there to enjoy it, the idea is just purely awesome to me

if that ever happens it will make my whole life worth while

:rastasmoke:

[robert42]

either:

ashes made into a diamond lol

or into a firework :)

[le vallette]

There is this place I know in MALTA an old fort I like to be cremated and my ashes put in a hole there st ELMOS FORT. Maye be get in touch mith my ancestors. That would be cool.

[Way2many]

I want to be buried under some dank ass cola's and have my friends harvest it.

[shoi]

cremated then exploded

[Immolation]

I'd like to be sent to a taxidermist and preserved.You never know when an E.T. will fly by and want to use his advanced medical techniques to revive me and I can start smoking all over again in the future.Of course the next best thing would be cryonics.But who has the money.:)

[Matt the Funk]

I don't plan on dying but, I want to be burned, Darth vader style. Maybe have my ashes sprinkled over some ancient ruins or some shit.

[hello3pat]

I want my corpse thrown off an overpass into traffic ( not joking) or Be burried in the cheepest coffin a dolar can buy, with no head stone

[psychocat]

It'd be cool to be stuffed, like an exhibit at natural history museums. I would like either that, or to be turned into some creepy modern art piece.

If neither are possible, I'm leaving my body to science.

This is where I'm going
http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/plastination.html

This is the genius that invented the process.

http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/gunther_von_hagens/life.html