Newbies

[Dr. Z0IDBERG]

Hi, this is my first thread, I have been reading for a while and decided you guys might be able to help me. I recently introduced a few close friends of mine to the herb, and its all going well, but I have one problem. The newbie annoyence. They act so damn stupid. I can't really blaime them, as I did that when I was new too, as did most of the people I know, but is there a way to get them past that stage, QUICKELY? I need to save my sanity, as they are really good friends of mine, and really enjoy the herb

[F L E S H]

What do you mean by annoyance? DO you mean when they get high they get all stupid and stuff?

If that's the case, I think the only way to stop that is with time. When you're all older, you'll chill out more :D

[Dr. Z0IDBERG]

I feared that lol..thanks anyway

[F L E S H]

To be honest, even though I should be past that, I still get stupid sometimes :D

[Dr. Z0IDBERG]

Hehe, yeah me too. All depends on how much sleep I've had

[Proof]

Get them to smoke so much they cant walk :D then ur sorted they wont be annoyed and ul be laughin ur tits off at them :)

[Hempamasta]

About newbies....

I pretty much know what you are talking about. I have just introduced someone to the "Fraternity of the Leaf" as I call it... and he was surprisingly pretty mature about it. He didn't really act stupid or anything. I think that the main reason why he acted so mature is because before I allowed him to smoke, I pointed him towards http://www.smokingwithstyle.com. This site has loads of information so that he will not be like a "newbie" and will be more like a "seasoned smoker" like myself. Also, if he is acting very very... "Silly" then your best bet would be to get him a less-indica blend and a more-sativa blend, because that produces more of a "couch-lock" so he won't be running around like a ninny. Hope this helps!

[Rapmaster]

Sativa gives you more of a head-high. Indica gives you a stoned body feeling, inducing couch-lock. Indica has more CBD than THC, sativa has more THC than CBD.

[sugarmagnolia]

hey man. It's unclear what u mean by annoying. What ur trying to say is that u don't like the way u act? Well everyone acts different, and I for one get really silly and like to move around. Others are more mellow and quiet though. It just matters about the person and the type of high. U can start smoking the indica, but in my opinion ur only penalizing urself.

[GooseBear]

I found myself making out with the bowl Sorry! for slobbering Shit lol........no more bowl maker outers baaaaddd!!

Sometimes I find myself chill but sometimes when I'm with someone who has been smoking and comfy and we know each other really well I'll freak out and we will just sit on the couch and laugh at eachother! It's great!

Ps I'm stoned right now

[Reefer Rogue]

how can u tell if the type of weed u have is sativa or the other one (lol 4got the name) can any 1 give examples of which types are which? dunno if this post makes sence coz im ripped lol :cool:

[roll it up]

yea indica gives u the couchlock.not sativa.just smack them and telll them to shut the fuck up or they arent smokin with u again

[sugarmagnolia]

darker green is an indica trait, as is broad leaves. If u get little skinny leaved with light green colored buds u can guess there is some sativa genetics. The high is the easiest way to find out, other than growin it. I smoked some stuff last week that was so damn tiring. I shared a j with one other person and I was burnt. I couldn't even keep my eyes straight and ended up going to my friends car to sleep.

[slipknotpsycho]

here's what you do....make sure it's yoru shit..when they start acting stupid tell them they are cut off...meaning they can't have no more til they're sober or know how to deal with the high responsibly and not be an idiot....worked with alot of my friends.....they can either act stupid or they can smoke....cuz with tme stupid ppl is a buzzkill....and THERE IS A MAJOR DIFFRENCE Between a stuipd person and someone who acts stupid to make high ppl laugh...

[daZenfmeister]

God I have a friend is is stupid as fuck, he'll get really high and he wont let anyone drive his car but he'll be all hyper and swerve fucking EVERYWHERE and I tell him to "STOP FUCKING BEING A DUMBASS WE'RE GONNA GET PULL OVER!!!" but he just keeps acting like a dick and he doesn't even have his liscence and its REALLY starting to piss me off. So if anyone knows what to do to someone like this to get them to shut the fuck up and stop banging their fucked up head on the FUCKING STEARING WHEEL WHILE WE'RE GOING DOWN A FUCKING HIGHWAY AT 90 MPH then PLEASE tell me right away. Cause it's making me a little bid irritated as you can see, and thats the last thing you wanna be when you're stoned as fuck.

[kr1Nx01]

God I have a friend is is stupid as fuck, he'll get really high and he wont let anyone drive his car but he'll be all hyper and swerve fucking EVERYWHERE and I tell him to "STOP FUCKING BEING A DUMBASS WE'RE GONNA GET PULL OVER!!!" but he just keeps acting like a dick and he doesn't even have his liscence and its REALLY starting to piss me off. So if anyone knows what to do to someone like this to get them to shut the fuck up and stop banging their fucked up head on the FUCKING STEARING WHEEL WHILE WE'RE GOING DOWN A FUCKING HIGHWAY AT 90 MPH then PLEASE tell me right away. Cause it's making me a little bid irritated as you can see, and thats the last thing you wanna be when you're stoned as fuck.

don't get high with him anymore untill he says he'll stop.

[InhaleItALL]

God I have a friend is is stupid as fuck, he'll get really high and he wont let anyone drive his car but he'll be all hyper and swerve fucking EVERYWHERE and I tell him to "STOP FUCKING BEING A DUMBASS WE'RE GONNA GET PULL OVER!!!" but he just keeps acting like a dick and he doesn't even have his liscence and its REALLY starting to piss me off. So if anyone knows what to do to someone like this to get them to shut the fuck up and stop banging their fucked up head on the FUCKING STEARING WHEEL WHILE WE'RE GOING DOWN A FUCKING HIGHWAY AT 90 MPH then PLEASE tell me right away. Cause it's making me a little bid irritated as you can see, and thats the last thing you wanna be when you're stoned as fuck. Uhhhh, how about, DON'T GET IN THE CAR WITH HIM!! lol :)

and cut him off. Talk to him when you are both sober though. Just be honest, that he is a jackass when high and unless he stops- no more high together. Real friends can handle the truth.

[daZenfmeister]

Well I'll try it but it seems like if I do that I'll sound like a dumbass. But oh well I'll try to tell him without pissing him off.

[InhaleItALL]

Well I'll try it but it seems like if I do that I'll sound like a dumbass. But oh well I'll try to tell him without pissing him off. better to be a dumbass then to be a deadass.

But what do I know. I love the way the street lights look in the car when I am high. haha

[Midnight Baker]

if he's a dumbass after you tell him sober then....he's a dumb ass regardless of his state of soberity. how about someone else drives that night? ya know...rotate the driving.