View Full Version : What do you think you would be like if you were the other gender?
Whos Carl
01-02-2007, 09:21 PM
I dont mean transexual but what do you think you would be like if you had been the other gender from birth?
Is this a really odd question, im stoned?
surreys princess
01-02-2007, 09:22 PM
i think i would really like the fact i would be able to pee while standing up !!!!
Im a lesbian trapped in a male body.
And if i was trapped in a female body i'd still be a lesbian.
timothylearyisdead
01-02-2007, 09:31 PM
Im a lesbian trapped in a male body.
And if i was trapped in a female body i'd still be a lesbian.
agreed.
stinkyattic
01-02-2007, 09:32 PM
I've been accused of being a wicked tomboy... ride a Ninja, used to work commercial fishing in Alaska, prefer the company of most men to that of most women, blah blah blah... but I don't think that would make me a good dude... I kind of like being the tomboy chick! I still get to be all emotional sometimes and not take crap from the boys about it!
Phire210
01-02-2007, 09:33 PM
I'd probably be a slut:pimp:
BizzleLuvin
01-02-2007, 09:50 PM
if i were the other gender,i'd be a skinny, angry emo kid. i'd wear black and masturbate incessantly to S&M pornography while taking moster bong hits from a home made piece. my dog would be my only friend and I would chain-smoke Parlaiments and work at Whole Foods. I'd hang out behind buildings smoking cigarettes on my lunch break while I rant about the superficiality of the suburban lifestyle. i'd drive a shitty car with a bumper-sticker mosaic and wear the same pants three days a week. my girlfriend would be a stoner and we would mess around in my shitty car in the empty parking lot at the ball park.
....sounds good to me...
friendowl
01-02-2007, 10:19 PM
id be a high priced hoe
if you want me baby
its 1500 an hour
surreys princess
01-02-2007, 10:31 PM
i bet that would be worth it owl.... :D
lol...
MastaChronic
01-02-2007, 10:35 PM
guess what cupcake......your in my siggy :eek:
Frivolous248
01-02-2007, 10:41 PM
Im a lesbian trapped in a male body.
And if i was trapped in a female body i'd still be a lesbian.
Yeah, on occasion I've wished I was a girl so I could be a lesbian, 'cause thats just hot!
I think I'd be about the same...just a lil more girly.
surreys princess
01-02-2007, 11:08 PM
i think i <heart3 you masta....
i left something on owls post before i saw this...
Skink
01-03-2007, 12:10 AM
I would be a man trapped in a womans body...
someuser
01-03-2007, 03:34 AM
I dunno... On a serious note, I dont know if I could feel 'satisfied' not being able to dick a girl and instead have to resort to licking and toys... Seems... boring... And God knows I would never fuck a guy whether I was born a girl or not...
I love women to death but I think I would be miserable being one.
someuser
01-03-2007, 03:36 AM
ONLY good thing that comes to my male mind would be to have the ability to have multiple orgasms... That does sound nice. I dated a chick once who, after piercing her clit, would have these super intense orgasm every 3 - 5 minutes during sex... I admit I was jealous cause I only get one before its bedtime :p
BizzleLuvin
01-03-2007, 03:50 AM
ONLY good thing that comes to my male mind would be to have the ability to have multiple orgasms... That does sound nice. I dated a chick once who, after piercing her clit, would have these super intense orgasm every 3 - 5 minutes during sex... I admit I was jealous cause I only get one before its bedtime :p
and breasts that you can fondle at whim.
someuser
01-03-2007, 03:56 AM
and breasts that you can fondle at whim.
I wonder if fat guys with tits like to fondle their chests? :confused:
BAD mental picture! BAD! Go away! GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr :mad:
green.goddess.
01-03-2007, 04:00 AM
id looove the fact that i could pee standing up and the fact that i could emotionally detach myself (especially romantically) haha.
someuser
01-03-2007, 04:02 AM
Plus you could go out to a bar/party alone and not worry about getting taking advantage of, you would probably make more money with less of an education, never worry about a missed period, and my favorite, you would have a dick LoL
(I'm just being silly of course)
someuser
01-03-2007, 04:03 AM
I would find that damned g-spot.
Yeah... :stoned:
green.goddess.
01-03-2007, 04:06 AM
Plus you could go out to a bar/party alone and not worry about getting taking advantage of, you would probably make more money with less of an education, never worry about a missed period, and my favorite, you would have a dick LoL
(I'm just being silly of course)
dont forget the fact that you can have casual sex without being called a slut ;p
BizzleLuvin
01-03-2007, 04:08 AM
Plus you could go out to a bar/party alone and not worry about getting taking advantage of, you would probably make more money with less of an education, never worry about a missed period, and my favorite, you would have a dick LoL
dont forget about having babies. thats no day at the park
someuser
01-03-2007, 05:53 AM
dont forget the fact that you can have casual sex without being called a slut ;p
Shit, I take it as a compliment when people call me a 'slut'... 'Slut' has got to be one of the hottest words in the English language IMO :D
PS
I love that song in your sig.
someuser
01-03-2007, 05:54 AM
dont forget about having babies. thats no day at the park
Well, I was kinda implying that indirectly when I said not worrying about 'missed periods' :p
I think pregnant women are the most beautiful women in the world (that sexy glow and being full with life) but the idea of it being -me- pregnant freaks me out!
Reefer Rogue
01-03-2007, 11:45 AM
I'd be sporty and a good girl gamer. Definately a lesbian.
pixel
01-03-2007, 12:24 PM
what a strange question but i think about that sometimes, i dont really have an answer for it cause u cant answer it
420purplehaze420
01-03-2007, 11:50 PM
hmmm if i were born a girl, i would be a huge tease to guys just to know what it feels like to be on the other side of the situation.
...cant seem too think of anymore reasons or advantages to being a girl accept the predicted longer life.
think ill stay male, its a lot less complicated, the only confusing part is women, weird how that works
Stowned
01-04-2007, 12:02 AM
Well isnt that nice, it logged me out and erased about 2 very large paragraphs about my experiences. Ah well, I guess it just wasnt meant to be said.
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