I messed up my new years

[konqrr]

Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes :( I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of them. Damn, I was in the mood for getting laid that night too :(

And then, way later, I fell asleep on my bed with no covers on, and my house had the heating turned off. I got so sick, stayed home today from school...still sick....

The getting high part and drinking was all good, except that... I didnt get laid

[methodnredd]

hah yeah sometimes being high isn't the best state of mind for getting laid.... sometimes

[slipknotpsycho]

Me and my drinking buddy were chilling at my house and we were supposed to have three bitches come over. They were supposed to be at my house in 15 minutes, so I say "Im gonna smoke my new years blunts now". My friend took a bottle of vodka or something and we went out to the woods. I smoked so much. While we were coming back to my house, we see them. So, I dont remember much, but I do remember them leaving in about 15 minutes :( I think its because i was laughing so hard and made fun of one of them. Damn, I was in the mood for getting laid that night too :(

And then, way later, I fell asleep on my bed with no covers on, and my house had the heating turned off. I got so sick, stayed home today from school...still sick....

The getting high part and drinking was all good, except that... I didnt get laid

with your mentality, why am i not suprised... (you called them bitches, not girls.. and with what you did say about them, makes you look like you think of women as just a peice of ass...)

[konqrr]

with your mentality, why am i not suprised... (you called them bitches, not girls.. and with what you did say about them, makes you look like you think of women as just a peice of ass...)

Im usually a nice guy and dont refer to girls as bitches. Im just in a shitty mood cuz Im sick. I treat girls nice too, with respect.

[Left]

oh come on, do you honestly not refer to girls as bitches? not even when they arnt around? honestly?

[slipknotpsycho]

oh come on, do you honestly not refer to girls as bitches? not even when they arnt around? honestly?

no actually i don't...

[Left]

no actually i don't...

not you, the nice guy

[Inferius]

You're talking to a computer.

[Left]

but, i havent said a word...

[pixel]

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NEVER make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!

SAY MAN
hey baby
SAW YOUR WIFE THE OTHER DAY
yeah
YEAH SHE SURE IS UGLY
yeah man
YEAH BUT DAMN CAN SHE COOK
yeah man okay!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your LIFE
never make a pretty woman your wife!
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you!

[konqrr]

Ok, Im completely lost :stoned:

[d4veg]

same thing happened to me but i didnt even have any weed yet, i drank a wayy too much vodka and went bye bye :(

[Nochowderforyou]

Sounds shitty man. Whenever I tried to get some lovin, I kept my partying and smoking to a minimum so I could speak clearly, and still comprehend thoughts. :p When I started talking to them and got my foot in the door, I would share a few drinks with them, personally go outside somewhere and smoke a joint with her, just the 2 of us. I tried not to get so sloppy I couldn't speak or hold a conversation, because trust me, when I see a girl sloppy drunk, her hotness level goes down to about -2. It is gross when people are THAT wasted.

Next time, smoke a blunt, have a few drinks in moderation, let the girls come over, then start the party. Moderation is key, and you obviously didn't do that. You made a fool of yourself but that's okay, people do that. ;)

I once worked with this cool ass guy and asked him to come to party and hang out. The guy got so drunk, he was going up to every girl in the place saying, "I know you want to suck my dick." It was so embarrasing. The guy goes from good shit to dumb shit. Don't be a dumb shit. ;)

[konqrr]

Sounds shitty man. Whenever I tried to get some lovin, I kept my partying and smoking to a minimum so I could speak clearly, and still comprehend thoughts. :p When I started talking to them and got my foot in the door, I would share a few drinks with them, personally go outside somewhere and smoke a joint with her, just the 2 of us. I tried not to get so sloppy I couldn't speak or hold a conversation, because trust me, when I see a girl sloppy drunk, her hotness level goes down to about -2. It is gross when people are THAT wasted.

Next time, smoke a blunt, have a few drinks in moderation, let the girls come over, then start the party. Moderation is key, and you obviously didn't do that. You made a fool of yourself but that's okay, people do that. ;)

I once worked with this cool ass guy and asked him to come to party and hang out. The guy got so drunk, he was going up to every girl in the place saying, "I know you want to suck my dick." It was so embarrasing. The guy goes from good shit to dumb shit. Don't be a dumb shit. ;)

Thats pretty good advise. But, ..I couldnt resist, it was New Years. :p

[Perp]

So, the girls were coming over in 15 minutes and you took off to the woods to smoke your blunts and drink? And the girls arrived and no one was there?

[konqrr]

So, the girls were coming over in 15 minutes and you took off to the woods to smoke your blunts and drink? And the girls arrived and no one was there?

Im not sure of the time span, but as I was coming back from the woods I saw them coming to my house at the same time I was going back to my house. Maybe it was like 30 minutes or maybe even 45, Im not sure:( The thing is though that I arrived at my house the exact same time they did.

[liberiamom]

Im usually a nice guy and dont refer to girls as bitches. Im just in a shitty mood cuz Im sick. I treat girls nice too, with respect.
I agree with SKP- you sound like a loser trying to sound cool in front of your guy friends. Your own thoughts and actions need to change before you can expect a real female to want to have anything to do with your nasty ass-
sorry, I am in a bit of a mood myself ;)

[liberiamom]

Im usually a nice guy and dont refer to girls as bitches. Im just in a shitty mood cuz Im sick. I treat girls nice too, with respect.
I agree with SKP- you sound like a loser trying to sound cool in front of your guy friends. Your own thoughts and actions need to change before you can expect a real female to want to have anything to do with your nasty ass-
sorry, I am in a bit of a mood myself ;)

[konqrr]

I agree with SKP- you sound like a loser trying to sound cool in front of your guy friends. Your own thoughts and actions need to change before you can expect a real female to want to have anything to do with your nasty ass-
sorry, I am in a bit of a mood myself ;)

It was one guy and I wasnt trying to sound cool or impress anybody. And before you tell anyone to change anything about themselves, take it as a reminder that this is the internet and you dont know anything about anyone. With that said. I dont need to change anything about myself, Ive had a relationship that lasted nearly two years with a real female.

[liberiamom]

It was one guy and I wasnt trying to sound cool or impress anybody. And before you tell anyone to change anything about themselves, take it as a reminder that this is the internet and you dont know anything about anyone. With that said. I dont need to change anything about myself, Ive had a relationship that lasted nearly two years with a real female.

Yea, you're right. I should be more patient with teenage boys and their need to spout ignorant misogynistic trash talk.

And yes, this is the internet- and silly me, you are probably a 63 year old black woman. My bad:rolleyes: