Cranberry Juice?

[SIRUS]

I just wanted to know... Would Cranberry juice clean your system?? I am getting drugtested 1-8-2007... I'm kind of worried but not really. I'm 6'1 and weigh 125.. I have a fast metabolism so i don't know if that matters for any reason.. Today i smoked which is the 1st of janurary 2007. Is there any chance that i can get clean by the 8th?? Please i am facing jail time if i fail...:jointsmile:

[Mr.Jesus]

no.. it wont do anything.

[dejayou30]

nothing can clean out your system other than time and metabolism. better order some quick fix and/or a whizzinator or you're headed to jail for sure.

[Grape Ape]

nothing can clean out your system other than time and metabolism. better order some quick fix and/or a whizzinator or you're headed to jail for sure.
Very not true, have you heard of detox?
Detox Tea
http://www.myvitanet.com/dettea20bagl.html
http://www.mothernature.com/shop/detail.cfm/sku/25925/rfr/NEX
Detox Formulas
http://www.shellshock420.com/catalogue2/index.php?productID=156
http://www.care2.com/channels/solutions/self/2346
http://www.drug-testing-solutions.net/

[dejayou30]

Very not true, have you heard of detox?
Detox Tea
http://www.myvitanet.com/dettea20bagl.html
http://www.mothernature.com/shop/detail.cfm/sku/25925/rfr/NEX
Detox Formulas
http://www.shellshock420.com/catalogue2/index.php?productID=156
http://www.care2.com/channels/solutions/self/2346
http://www.drug-testing-solutions.net/

have you not read any other threads on here about detox drinks? those detox drinks do not work. IF they work, it is because you also have to drink a bunch of water after you take them, and its the water that is passing the test, the drink doesn't have anything to do with it. my mom used to do drug testing for a living and said those things are just a way for someone to make some money. the only sure fire way is not smokingm dilution or substitution.

[SIRUS]

Well there is no point anymore my appointment was rescheduled for today i went and i got lucky.. my p.o was changed so i saw some other p.o that didn't drug test me and my next appointment is on the 5th of next month. I got super lucky cuz i bet i was dirty ass hell... now off i go to smoke a blunt!!!!:rastasmoke:

[dejayou30]

Well there is no point anymore my appointment was rescheduled for today i went and i got lucky.. my p.o was changed so i saw some other p.o that didn't drug test me and my next appointment is on the 5th of next month. I got super lucky cuz i bet i was dirty ass hell... now off i go to smoke a blunt!!!!:rastasmoke:

if you are facing jail time for a failed test, it would be wise not to smoke within 30 days of the test just to be safe.

[greendove]

if you are facing jail time for a failed test, it would be wise not to smoke within 30 days of the test just to be safe.

Yeah, hon. I heart my reefer too, but I don't think it's more important than my freedom.

[dawninthemorning]

have you not read any other threads on here about detox drinks? those detox drinks do not work. IF they work, it is because you also have to drink a bunch of water after you take them, and its the water that is passing the test, the drink doesn't have anything to do with it. my mom used to do drug testing for a living and said those things are just a way for someone to make some money. the only sure fire way is not smokingm dilution or substitution.

Okay, I have alot of experience with different detox products, and yes, De-Tox is a misleading name, BUT if the Absolute De-Tox is used following the directions it does work. You have to be a light user which means 4 times a week or less and you have to abstain for 48 hours before the test. If you are heavy user you have to abstain for 2 weeks. It only covers one impurity in your urine-which means if you smoke pot and do coke it is only going to cover one.

The people that I have heard that have failed are too heavy of a user for the product that they chose. Now, I am with you, I absolutely agree that substitution is the way to go. My boyfriend gets hit with randoms at his work and keeps quick fix on him at all times, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[bongomania]

hey deejayou, I was wondering how many UA's you've taken to know what you claim to know. I think it is curious that you believe the body does not detox and that nothing you take, such as burdock root, milk thistle, dandelion, red clover top, or garlic will not work with your liver and your body's detox system to get cleaned out. Also, I know for a fact that bentonite IS very effective at cleaning out toxins from your blood (which is how yor body excretes the drug metabolites after being filtered by the liver).

[dejayou30]

i've only taken about 3 UA's in my life, and was 100% clean because of abstinance or because i hadn't smoked weed at the time, but my mom is an RN and does drug screenings for a living so i have gotten a lot of info from her, and plus i just do a lot of reading because this topic interests me. you can't detox your body because the byproducts of the metabolized THC are not stored in your blood or liver, but in your fat cells, hence THC being fat soluble. the only way to get rid of them would be to burn fat, and if there was a drink that could instantly burn fat off your body i'm sure it would be a much wider seller than just being used to pass drug tests. truth of the matter is, that the detox drinks rely on dilution, not detoxifying your body. the water you drink after the detox drink is what passes your test for you, not the drink itself. i would suggest checking out the dilution thread that is stickied at the top of this forum rather than wasting $30 on a detox drink. the number of UA's i have taken is irreluvant. the information is out there and i would suggest reading it.