You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When....

[MacWQ33]

You are taking shots of Patron and no longer need to chase it.

Or when you start giving away shots of Patron to everyone at the party (it's a bit pricey at $50 a liter).

Or when you put on the Karoke option on the television (never knew about this until last night)...and everyone's trying to keep up with the words, and all that comes out are a slurred combination of babbles and mumbles.

Or when in the morning you need to go to one friend's house to get your cell phone, another friend's house to get your wallet (no clue how lol), and another friend's truck to get your jacket.

Or when you wake up in your friend's basement sleeping on one chair, using another for your legs......when your house is on the same street LOL.

Yeah so anyway...Happy New Year's! :)

[orange floyd]

hahaha

[lil josh]

or when you are laying in a police cell with no trousers on, a tattoo on your leg saying property of u.s.a (even tho your not american), a set of odd socks on that you know you didnt leave the house with and you can hear down the block of cells everyone is speaking scottish.

boy that was one fucked up night

[smokinbomb]

or when you fall out of your chair then you get up to go to the bathroom and cant make it and then you just piss all over your mother-in-law's living room
floor

PARTY ON-Bomb

[Mike23artist]

i love getting drunk

[partyguy420]

when you say to your best friends sister(the sister also happens to be your gfs best friend) with your gf standing right their... wanna fuck? ill dump the stupid bitch that im dating and we can fuck... and then you turn to your girl and dump her befor you get an answer from the other girl... and then the other girl says no... and then you wake up, and rember that your best friend dosent have a sister... yep... fun fun..(well he dose have a sister, but shes like twice your age... married, and has 5 kids...

[Wesley Pipes]

.... when you start a fight with a room full of people.

[AlwaysBlazed]

I have videos and pictures from last night I don't remember taking.

[MacWQ33]

LOL smokinbomb and partyguy.

You're probably too intoxicated when you have to start having your friend light your cigarettes for you.

AlwaysBlazed, I can't wait to check out my friend's camera...I know there were a couple huge group photos, but I'd like to see the other random pics that were taken.

[lagstronaut]

when you wake up with no money and an ounce in your pocket -- and you only had $50 to begin with!

[BizzleLuvin]

when you throw up in your desk drawer thinking its a trash bin.
when you keep calling your best friend melissa even though her name is rachel.
when you drink shots straight out of the bottle cause you cant remember where you put the shot glass.
when you put on two different shoes or wear your sweatpants inside-out.

[officerleeroy]

Oh man have I got a list...

...when you're in the front yard with a flashlight at 2 in the morning with no contacts in breaking branches off a tree to make a fire in the backyard.

...when you're chasing around a donkey named Maldine to try and ride on its back.

...when you and your friend are in the garage climbing on piles of stuff to reach the opening to the attic, and you finally get up there and fall through the ceiling and fall ontop of the shit you climbed on....that hurt like a bitch but was funny as fuck lol

I've got more just don't feel like listing it right now. :)

[Frivolous248]

or when you are laying in a police cell with no trousers on, a tattoo on your leg saying property of u.s.a (even tho your not american), a set of odd socks on that you know you didnt leave the house with and you can hear down the block of cells everyone is speaking scottish.

boy that was one fucked up night

My dad's actually told me that someone in AA ended up in like, another state and had no clue how they got there.

[slipknotpsycho]

when you spend 20 minutes talking to a chair.... and then he says something you don't like so you start getting in his face and pushing him around.

[deltron]

when you cant get it up :(

[bucknuts1870]

When your taking straight shots of everclear through the ice luge and chasing it with 'trone(patron). Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand, who's wine, what wine, where did I dine?

[ValkyrieAg]

THE RULES
If everyone is going to add their own, they have to be from true experiences. Heres mine.
.....when the gin tastes like water and you pass out standing up.
.....if you ever thought you could yank a cops pistol before he could stop you.
.....you passed out in the front yard with keys in hand while heading to your car
.....you insist to the officer that you are in fact 6'10"
.....you are awakened by a honk from a pissed off neighbor because you fell asleep on your tailgate again
*and most of all*
......she looked alot skinnier last night

[PigSnout]

when you look like this. Never change Para buddy

[RedLocks]

When ya wake up in a holding cell with no shoes on

[MacWQ33]

THE RULES
If everyone is going to add their own, they have to be from true experiences. Heres mine.


Yeah....ummm...thanks for trying to help?..I think.

I'm sure most of those were true experiences anyway lol...they're pretty specific. But, if you want to add generalized ideas, that's fine too...you don't have to follow the fake rules.

[Nochowderforyou]

When you wake up with a tattoo on your leg in the morning. :D It happened to me. I woke up with the DC skateboarding symbol on my leg one morning. It wasn't even done with a real tattoo gun. Just a needle and ink. I still have it, and my god it looks like shit! :p I've been wanting to cover it up, but I haven't figured out what I can use to cover up a round spot with black ink.

You know you're drunk when you pass out in a feild when it's pouring rain.

You know when you're really drunk when you decide to spark up a spliff in a bar bathroom, with 300 other people just outside the door, in the club. :) Did it all the time and never got busted. Call me lucky.

[MaryJaneScott]

http://www.televizori.com/warnings.swf

[friendowl]

when you open your eyes and one dont completly open
then you feel pain thru-out your body
you look down and see your only wearing boxers
and you got some blood stains on your hands
and then the deputy walks by the cell and brings some
cold eggs and warm milk and throws your tray under the door
you ask th ecops what happened and they say "what you dont remember"
your in a lot of trouble mister

[higher4hockey]

when throwing shotgun shells into the fire and taking cover behind a flipped over wheel barrel is a good idea.

when you decide that taking one shot after the other and the first one to black out loses, is a good idea.

when bar stools need seat belts.

when you have to cover one eye as your driving down the road so you only see one road.

when you're puking out the side of a moving vehicle... ...that you're driving.

when you're playing beer pong naked and you drink your own piss (didnt happen to me but a friend of mine)

when you sleep with fat chicks (also didnt happen to me [yet], but did to a friend of mine)

when you pass out while you're in the midst of 'sleeping' with a chick.

when sitting on the couch thats on top of the van being driven by my very drunk friend is a good idea.

when you spit water in a girls face whom you love because she was only trying to sober you up. which in the grips of whiskey wastedness seems like a sin worthy of spitting in a girls face. (that one was the result of some serious apologizing)

when you wake up wasted and think to yourself, well im already drunk, might as well stay drunk, and keep on drinking

when you wake up next to a girl you have no idea if you had sex with or not, and she's your best buds fiance

when you almost get arrested at hte bar, but you don't remember and had to be told the story the next day

when jumping into the allegany river on new years seems like a good idea (i had no fucking part of that whatsoever, those retards all thought it was a great idea, but not me. fuck no, i stayed inside, it was like ten degrees out)

when a dart through a finger is covered in electrical tape and forgotten

every time i've ever gotten thrown out of a bar

when riding a piece of a desk down stairs like a skateboard is not just a good idea, but a ' photo op '

when going punch for punch with your best bud in the face is a GREAT idea

when you wake up in the morning and your underwear is gone, there is a beer bottle lodged into the side of the house, and there is a black trail of gasoline to the brush pile. (same night as the shotgun shells in the fire)

when all in one night, you run over a mail-box, drive through a corn field, and hit a deer on purpose.

when you have sex with your bosses wife.

when you wake up in the morning and your cell phone is dead because you were so drunk you pissed yourself

when you wake up in the morning and your cell phone is duct taped to your door.

when you wake up with bruises you dont know you had and then that sparks an idea about putting seat belts on bar stools because later on it was explained that you fell out of your bar stool , onto your keys and then got thrown out for being too drunk.



you guys have my word that these are ALL TRUE. i used to be quite the drinker.

[scooba steve]

^^^^ funiest post i have read in a long time thank you. i lolled.

[officerleeroy]

Hell yeah, good post hockey. The driving with one hand over your eye happened to me new years lol and I've passed out while a girl was "pleasuring" me before as well...I woke up right when she stopped lol

[slipknotpsycho]

when you sleep with fat chicks (also didnt happen to me [yet], but did to a friend of mine)
... you say that like it's some horrible disease ridden person... personally, anyone who talks like that deserves a good ass beating and even worse, to live on 'the fat side' and see how it feels to have everyone talk about you in such a manner everywhere you turn... really insensitive, and an assholishing to say...

when you wake up next to a girl you have no idea if you had sex with or not, and she's your best buds fiance
another really assholish thing....

bitch and moan at me if you want, but to me you're another low life drunk-tard... and you obviously have no remorse for the things you've done while drunk... although, i don't care how drunk you were, doesn't excuse your actions..... mainly.. i'm so pissed cuz of the 'fat chick' statment.... that statment alone shows me your mentality... grow up.

oh yeah, about anything driving related, do us all a favor and learn to ride a bike everywhere, you're nothing but a risk... if you are that drunk, and decided to drive, you should have both your legs cut off, just so you can't drive.... you got lucky, and that's it... you coulda killed someone... very easily, and the shittiest about all of it is, you probably wouldn't have even got a scratch off a wreck that ended up killing the other occupants.... because alcohol relaxes a person (well atleast that's the thought why most people involved in deadly drunk driving 'accidents' don't die, while all the sober people do) just do everyone a favor and stay off the roads.... if you know you gotta drive to go home, don't pick up a drink... it should be people like you who get scraped up off the sidewalk, not the innocent 9 year...

more of an edit, you admitted that shit was based on your experiences... you even specified which ones happened to friends... so don't come back at me telling me i don't know you.. you just posted alot about yourself... may not believe it, but those lines you did offer, that happened to you, offer alot of your character, a selfish lowlife..

[higher4hockey]

bitch and moan at me if you want, but to me you're another low life drunk-tard... and you obviously have no remorse for the things you've done while drunk... although, i don't care how drunk you were, doesn't excuse your actions..... mainly.. i'm so pissed cuz of the 'fat chick' statment.... that statment alone shows me your mentality... grow up.




the low life drunktard comment....when i did all these things, i was a low life drunktard...i'll be the first to admit it.

i do have remorse for a lot of the things i've done. and no being drunk does not exscuse your actions. i totally agree.

and almost sleeping with my best buds fiance , will probably some day result in that beating you mentioned, and i lose a really good friend out of that situation.. and the funny thing about it, is that nothing happened at all between me and that girl. (she was a dumb slut, but thats a whole nother story)

but man fat chicks, don't even get me started on that. i have no remorse and i will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER feel bad for a fat person no matter what. fat people are unmotivated simple as that, if they would lay off the pepsi and doritos, eat right and exercise, they wouldnt be fat. simple as that.

i eat right, i am an active person, i hunt, i play hockey, i run and i take care of myself. so dont give me that i need to grow up bullshit, fat people need to get off there asses!!

also, im going to venture a guess and say that you don't drink a lot with a lot of people very often ?

but other than that, this was supposed to be funny :rolleyes:

[Trivium]

ahahahahhahahaa higher4hockey that was the funniest fucking post ive ever read. What a life you've lead lol.

well ... you know your too drunk when you go snowskating in your boxers and a muscle shirt in -30 weather, LOL I love canada.

[crudemood]

When you can't bother to wait in the line at the washroom so you go into the kitchen and piss in a jar.

[slipknotpsycho]

bitch and moan at me if you want, but to me you're another low life drunk-tard... and you obviously have no remorse for the things you've done while drunk... although, i don't care how drunk you were, doesn't excuse your actions..... mainly.. i'm so pissed cuz of the 'fat chick' statment.... that statment alone shows me your mentality... grow up.




the low life drunktard comment....when i did all these things, i was a low life drunktard...i'll be the first to admit it.

i do have remorse for a lot of the things i've done. and no being drunk does not exscuse your actions. i totally agree.

and almost sleeping with my best buds fiance , will probably some day result in that beating you mentioned, and i lose a really good friend out of that situation.. and the funny thing about it, is that nothing happened at all between me and that girl. (she was a dumb slut, but thats a whole nother story)

but man fat chicks, don't even get me started on that. i have no remorse and i will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER feel bad for a fat person no matter what. fat people are unmotivated simple as that, if they would lay off the pepsi and doritos, eat right and exercise, they wouldnt be fat. simple as that.

i eat right, i am an active person, i hunt, i play hockey, i run and i take care of myself. so dont give me that i need to grow up bullshit, fat people need to get off there asses!!

also, im going to venture a guess and say that you don't drink a lot with a lot of people very often ?

but other than that, this was supposed to be funny :rolleyes:

you know, until the fat comments, i was ready to 'forgive you' so to speak, you seemed intouch, with the real world (most would have rebuked everything i said and made excuses) but you know nothing about 'fat people' my wife is going to kill me, but by society, and even medical standards, she is 'over weight'... (don't kill me, please i'm trying ot make a point) it actually sickens me, the way you think.... you think all fat people sit there drinking soda's and eating doritos, well that shows how much you know.. some people who are 'over weight' just can't help it.. they can exercise, they can do everything 'that's supposed to make them skinny' and it doesn't fucking work! i've lived on both sides... i used to be a skinny ass kid... then at about 11-13, i got 'fat', really over weight... i tried everything, excersized everyday, tried every diet pill (AND FUCKING DIET) on the market... you think everyone's in control of their weight, well you're severly mistaken... some people are 'fat' because they're lazy, that i will admit.. but you saying that everyone is fat because of their laziness, that i will not tollerate.... how old are you anyways? becasue with your views on the subject, i'm going to guess you're about 15, maybe 16... you're just like everyone of those idiots dads out there that think they're going to make their daughter (hell even sometimes son) 'skinnier' by insulting them, and telling them how disgusting they are... like i said, i come from both sides... sometimes it's there no matter what you do or try, no matter how hard... science can't even explain it yet... hell the last 'breakthrough' would have been that relacore shit (we've all seen the commercials) that's the only thing that offers any insight whatsoever as to why some people can't lose the weight..

lose that attitude... because it's based on what a million people before have felt, and it obviously isn't working... you say you can't stand fat people basicly, well i can't stand ignorant PUNKS... insensitive assholes that think you can control everything about someone, including body, and think that everyone can instantly change it 'with enough work' i just hope if you have kids(or ever do) that the mother divorces you, or otherwise seperates and gets custody.. too many children are being brought up with parents who share your chain of thought... watch soem documentaries on serial killers... you'lll soon realize, alot of them grew up with parents who have a mindset such as your own... i bet you're also the type who will fight anyone for any reason....

[higher4hockey]

when im drinking whiskey , you're damn straight i'll fight anyone for any reason!! but other than that, no i dont fight a lot.

my views on 'overweight' people are from experience man, i 've seen a lot of people get off their ass and lose weight, my mom for instance, she used to be really overweight, then she got motivated one day, started eating right and walking every day, she lost a LOT of weight. on the other hand, the overweight people i know , DO NOTHING. i have a really hard time believing that overweight people can't do anything about being overweight, but thats just me, i 've never seen an overweight person that wanted to lose weight, and couldnt. but hey, i could be wrong


ps. i'm also a republican ;)

[slipknotpsycho]

when im drinking whiskey , you're damn straight i'll fight anyone for any reason!! but other than that, no i dont fight a lot.

my views on 'overweight' people are from experience man, i 've seen a lot of people get off their ass and lose weight, my mom for instance, she used to be really overweight, then she got motivated one day, started eating right and walking every day, she lost a LOT of weight. on the other hand, the overweight people i know , DO NOTHING. i have a really hard time believing that overweight people can't do anything about being overweight, but thats just me, i 've never seen an overweight person that wanted to lose weight, and couldnt. but hey, i could be wrong


ps. i'm also a republican ;)

for now, and the sake of arguing, since i already made my point 'i'll let it slide'.... but dude, if you really think just any over weight person can drop those pounds, if they are motivated enough, you are seriously wrong... i was one of those people.. the only thing that made me lose all that extra weight was i had grown into it, started working out like crazy (and note i said this, i worked out like crazy and dieted before hand, as hard and as much as i could possibly take, by grown into it, i mean i grew a few extra inches so i didn't look 'fat' although i still weighed the same) and i finally developed a metabolism that was pretty fast.. for quite a number of years, i began to eat nearly nothing, while anything i did eat was worked out, and extruded from my body rather fast... i was lucky.. you may not want to believe it, but there are 'fat people' who can't lose the weight no matter what they try... and i take great offense to anyone who claims otherwise... all overweight people are not lazy slobs who do nothing about the 'problem'... those are just simply called lazy pepole... so in the future, please say lazy people, and not 'fat people'

to this day, i'm not what you'd call 'fat' but i'm not some 5 inch thin dude... i have a gut to me... i even still think (because of people like you, being harrased day in and day out, called fatty and everything else under the sun) i'm fat... i'll never be thin enough to please myself... becasue everything i heard growing up, all the torture, is embedded within my brain now.

[higher4hockey]

in that case mate, lazy people piss me off , fat people intrigue me !

but come on, you've got to admit that waking up to find a ruined cell phone because you pissed yourself is at least a little funny... ??

and i wouldnt trade the three drunken years i spent at college for anything. i lived there for three years but only went to school for one. and i learned more in the two years partying like a rock star than i did while i went to school. granted i did some stupid shit, got hurt, and hurt a few people along the way, but those were some great times!!!


oh yeah and drinking and driving, ive sworn to never do again, i'm pretty lucky i never killed myself or anyone else. and i lost my license for eighteen months one night.

[slipknotpsycho]

well, you seem like a decent person, maybe led the wrong way (with the whole fat thing) hell, maybe you didn't even really know who you 'hated'... i don't know... but you also seem like someone who can learn from your mistakes, and can bow out gracefully when you're wrong, so to speak... so 'i forgive you' i know it probably doesn't mean much really... but from person to person (not internet user to internet user) i forgive you for 'the things you said'... i just chalk it up to you being confused who to hate or be mad at... personally, i hate lazy asses as well... if you're not going to do anything about it, don't bitch about it... and yes, most of your post was funny.. just the few statments i mentioned, really rubbed me the wrong way..

[higher4hockey]

Hell yeah, good post hockey. The driving with one hand over your eye happened to me new years lol and I've passed out while a girl was "pleasuring" me before as well...I woke up right when she stopped lol


i wouldnt usually wake up until the next morning, and everytime it happened (yes it happened on more than one occasion) the girl would be gone, i cant imagine why, but it would save me from having to take the dog on a three hour walk to make sure she was gone when i got back to avoid an embarassing situation.

[MacWQ33]

I knew this thread would go far, but sorry to Slip if you or your wife were offended in any way (I know it's not MY fault, but I'm intoxicated and apoligetic).

Anyway...I didn't read every word of the last few posts (the argument), but I did read when someone said 'covering one eye to drive straight'....and this was definitely me the other night....on the highway. Yes, it was dumb, and yes, it could have been worse, and YES, you're damn right I regret it. But, that doesn't change the fact that it happened. That's the thing about alcohol, at the moment I didn't mind driving, but when I got on the road...shit became real and I really had to focus to get to where I was going. Good thing I got there...and I didn't drink another drink and didn't drive home until I was sober. And for the record..I hope this never happens again. (I usually never drive anyway, but this situation called for it...)

[ValkyrieAg]

Well let me apologize as well. Im not sure what the problem was with my post, so sorry.:o

[MacWQ33]

Well let me apologize as well. Im not sure what the problem was with my post, so sorry.:o

Which one? The post about the 'rules'?

LOL...I was just giving you a hard time man...don't even worry about it. :cool:

[growitandsmokeit]

When you are trying to chat a girl up but puke over her and piss your pants. (not me a mate)
You wake up with writing on your face in a strange house and ask someone who knocks on the door who's house it is only to be told they are the person's dad, oops
You end up in a coffee shop in Amsterdam on your own and decide its a good idea to do class A's with strangers, turned out good!

[MacWQ33]

My friend moved into a new apartment at the end of last summer with my other friend. This was the first weekend they moved in, and were throwing their first party. He was doing the whole Jack's and red-bull thing all night (I despise this drink...tastes like medicine to me) as well as shots of Jack. Anyway, he was pretty wasted to say the least, needed assistance standing up, the whole nine.

So everyone left except for me and this girl, and my other friend that lived there went to bed. So I'm like, 'where's so and so'...and she's like 'no clue'. So we search the house, and even went outside and down the street a little...he was nowhere to be found. After searching for a while...I decided maybe he left with a girl or went to another party. Me and the girl left and she drove me home.

The next day I call to check up on my friend. What happened was...the place they live has two apartments...my friends live in one, and the prick landlord in the other. My buddy somehow went into the landlords apartment at some point in the night, and passed out on his couch (thinking it was his apartment as the apartments are set up similar) LOL! He said he awoke to the sound of the guy in the shower, and high tailed it out of there when he realized where he was...I remember the landlord knocking on the door a few times to say it was really loud, so if he saw him on the couch...they woulda got the boot for sure...on the second day after moving in hahah. Unbelievable.

[Nochowderforyou]

You know you're too drunk when you can't get it up. "Too drunk to fuck" syndrome. :p

When you wake up with street signs from another city, and don't quite remeber how, or where you got them from.

You know you're way too drunk when you think smoking a joint will level you out.

You're way too drunk when you're puking, and cursing inbetween barfs, to the fool who ever invented alcohol.

[higher4hockey]

speak of the devil....

[slipknotpsycho]

speak of the devil....

funny :rolleyes: i was thinking the same thing...

BILLIONFOLD IS A STALKER!!!!!

[MacWQ33]

Another one of my creations. And Hock..I forgot that was you made that post LOL. You are a crazy mothafucka dude....compliment.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

OMFG I am LMAO at this thread! I fucking love it!

Or how about this... you know you were too drunk when...

...you threw up out of the window of your friend's car, and it all came right back into the backseat of the car because you didn't lean your head out far enough when you were puking out of a moving vehicle, and then the whole back of your friend's car smelled like corn-chips-and-salsa puke for several months until it got cold out and the perma-puke froze into the door seals, and that's when the pukey smell finally went away too.
...and then, you slept on your friend's living room floor...
...until 5:00am...when you thought you had to puke again, so you walked into the bathroom to use the toilet, and instead, threw up in your mouth on the way to the bathroom, and couldn't quite make it to the toilet, only to within about two feet of the toilet, so that 10% of the puke made it into the toilet and the remaining 90% of the puke was splattered all over the bathroom, necessitating that your friend (who was also drunk, and who had to already clean the puke out of their car while drunk) now get up at the ass-crack of dawn to help you mop, sponge, shower again, and take down the puke-covered shower curtain to put it in the laundy. While hung-over.

Now THAT is a good friend... and that is when you know you were too drunk.

...or how about the time you threw up eight times in the morning, and each time it tasted like a different drink?
...and then had to get on an airplane within the next hour?

...or how about when you peed on the side of a school bus? (Not me, a random guy I saw do it)

...or how about when you climbed the water tower and painted a mural on it? (oooops, different drug... another guy I knew in college)

[higher4hockey]

this first one is from 'when you're playing beer pong naked and you drink your own piss (didnt happen to me but a friend of mine)'

the second one is a buddy of mine, he had just kicked a fifth of that silver label captain morgan shit.

i have a thousand pictures of yours truly totally bombed. but my computer isnt recognizing my digi cam, and i dont have a scanner.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

OMG I forgot to tell you about my bachelorette party.

You KNOW you are too drunk when...

...you have the following drinks all in one night:
1 redheaded slut
1 beer
4 glasses of sangria
2 glasses of chardonnay
5 tequila shots (in the space of an hour)
...that's 14 drinks...
...when you are a 140-pound female.

I was still drunk when I went to Starbucks the next morning! Not hungover... still *drunk*. Everyone stared at me as I ordered my coffee. My skin was ashen. I looked like a zombie, like the walking dead. Then I had a hangover for three days. No joke... three days.

And the only reason I didn't die was that when all of my friends went to bed I realized that I should throw up a LOT first so that I didn't stop breathing or asphyxiate on my own vomitus during my sleep. It was so horrible.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

...when you borrow wheelchairs from the hospital and race them up and down the hospital tunnels...even though you can't even walk straight and have no idea how to properly steer a wheelchair even while sober...

...when you piss yourself and have to be *told* that you just pissed yourself, otherwise you never would have known (guy I saw at the bar one night...rumor has it, it happened again at that same bar a few months later, to another guy - messed up place)

[dutch.lover]

...when you have to ask your best friend if jumping into a hot tub naked with 15 guys (im a chick) is a good idea...

(true story- second time i ever smoked weed too btw and was wasted off my ass to boot)

[higher4hockey]

this was the beer for one night. those are cases of old german. and there are a bout 35 of them.

35x24=840 cans of beer in one night. they were gone in about three hours.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital :p btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Ooooh, ooh, pass the VD's, can I be next?

Yeah... think that one might have been a very, very drunk idea.

[higher4hockey]

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital :p btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p



yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

[MacWQ33]

yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

[dutch.lover]

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p

LMFAO slipknot!!! That's why best friends are so necessary!! Needless to say, I was a little embarassed when I woke up the next morning and started remembering all the messed up shit I had to ask my friend "if it was a good idea" or not, about. It was a great time tho, probably the drunkest I have ever been (that being the second time i had ever been high didn't help either lol)

[slipknotpsycho]

I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets :p

[MacWQ33]

i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets :p

Yeah...haha...better have one leg on the floor to stop the spinning. I'm sure Hock can put down some beers...and I've done 25..I'm pretty small though. The times I did were definitely more than 4 hours. If you pace yourself...you could drink X amount of beers I'm sure. Also if you keep your nose on the table the whole night...;)

LOL about the fifth...musta been something else when it all hit you huh? Damn I remember my friend was being an idiot and took 13 (oh yeah..we counted) shot of Capt's in like 20 minutes one after the other...wasn't pretty. A few of us had to hold him when he took a piss...which went everywhere anyway...then he was out like a light.

[higher4hockey]

my buddy dan and i had this game we used to play....it was called blackout.

this game was usually played at the end of the night when everyone had left the party but dan and i just werent done drinking yet. what we would do would be to get a bottle of liquor (the reason i hate rum) and a bucket, we would sit down in our two favorite chairs next to each other. we would then proceed to take shot after shot after shot. puking didnt matter, if i was puking dan was pouring. and if we were both puking...well the first one to stop poured the shots. we would motivate each other throughout this because to win, you had to be the one that didnt black out first. and believe me, there was some serious pride involved in this. i remember we were getting ready to play and this girl jen was there, we looked at her like: you might not want to watch this. this other guy andy watched us do this, shook his head, took a picture and said: you two are fucking nuts.

well needless to say we have played this game a total of three times, and no one has ever been victorious. usually it ends when we're both puking , alcohol poisoning usually enters the conversation, and we call it a draw.

so the score

higher4hockey ~ 0
dan ~ 0
alcohol ~ 3

[Way2many]

you know your drunk when you let little kids bury you in mulch.


this happend to my friend at the park one time playing basketball drinking,smoking......it happens.


you know your drunk when you lay in your friends front yard holding onto the grass and the world is spinning.....me at a party.

you know your drunk when you and your friend throw 2 punches at each other and both get knocked out over the last of E and J.

thank god i dont drink anymore.

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah...haha...better have one leg on the floor to stop the spinning. I'm sure Hock can put down some beers...and I've done 25..I'm pretty small though. The times I did were definitely more than 4 hours. If you pace yourself...you could drink X amount of beers I'm sure. Also if you keep your nose on the table the whole night...;)

LOL about the fifth...musta been something else when it all hit you huh? Damn I remember my friend was being an idiot and took 13 (oh yeah..we counted) shot of Capt's in like 20 minutes one after the other...wasn't pretty. A few of us had to hold him when he took a piss...which went everywhere anyway...then he was out like a light.

no lie, but i'd get so drunk not even the one leg on the floor or a hand on the wall shit helped... i'd have to wait til i could close my eyes and not feel like i was spiraling out of control like a f-16 fighter jet that lost an engine, before i could go to sleeep lol.... and yes, when i drank the fifth, or any of the numerous times, when it hit me... i might as well of been hit by a freight train.... cuz DAYUM.... more than any human was ever ment to handle, much less someone who was 15-16 (or of later times 17+)... i regret every second of it, even to this day, but at the same time, i'm grateful for the experience, cuz those over doing it expreiences, are the ones that really teach you a new found respect for all drugs, including alcohol... everyone has thier limit... and i used to nuke mine completley, but not anymore... and personally, the earlier you learn your limits AND to respect them (two completely diffrent things imo) the better.... (and no :p for the smart asses i'm not telling a bunch of 10 year olds to go out and get drunk til they start puking up everything... lol)

another side story is the time i drank a half of a huge ass bottle of pepermint schnopps (much bigger than a fifth, dunno what mL it was) 2 maddog 20/20's and a half a bottle of armaretto (close to a fifth size of a bottle, involume) at 14, maybe 15... i had just gotten my foot cut on the ball of my foot just infront of my big toe, about 2 inches wide, and nearly an inch deep (you could literally see where my foot and toe bones met) after i was done drinking all that, i could walk on it no prolbem, and the cut wasn't even 24 hours old... i barely remember the day, but i remember standing up infront of everyone laughing my ass off walking all over the hotel room saying "look! omg! look! i can walk on my foot and i don't feel it! ~stomps on foot~ that is so cool!!!" ... lol...

[MacWQ33]

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.

Question about alcohol poisoning...is it 100% that you have to go to the hospital and have your stomach pumped? Or are there like different levels to it.

[slipknotpsycho]

i drank a half fifth of everclear once.. i'm sure i had alcohol poisoning from that... still here aren't i? i would suggest going to the hospital... like seriously... but i guess you can get lucky? lol...

ima shut up now... i'm starting to sound mor eand more like an alcoholic... :p

[higher4hockey]

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.


you have no idea.

i really don't know about alcohol poisoning....i'm sure i've experienced a form of it over the years.

i've seen some kids get pretty fucked up though, i saw these two kids have a chuggin contest with vodka once at my old frat. one of them did end up in the hospital.

slip~ i think at one time i could have been classified as an alcoholic....or how did you put it.....a lowlife drunktard ? fucker :p

[MacWQ33]

no lie, but i'd get so drunk not even the one leg on the floor or a hand on the wall shit helped... i'd have to wait til i could close my eyes and not feel like i was spiraling out of control like a f-16 fighter jet that lost an engine, before i could go to sleeep lol.... and yes, when i drank the fifth, or any of the numerous times, when it hit me... i might as well of been hit by a freight train.... cuz DAYUM.... more than any human was ever ment to handle, much less someone who was 15-16 (or of later times 17+)... i regret every second of it, even to this day, but at the same time, i'm grateful for the experience, cuz those over doing it expreiences, are the ones that really teach you a new found respect for all drugs, including alcohol... everyone has thier limit... and i used to nuke mine completley, but not anymore... and personally, the earlier you learn your limits AND to respect them (two completely diffrent things imo) the better.... (and no :p for the smart asses i'm not telling a bunch of 10 year olds to go out and get drunk til they start puking up everything... lol)

another side story is the time i drank a half of a huge ass bottle of pepermint schnopps (much bigger than a fifth, dunno what mL it was) 2 maddog 20/20's and a half a bottle of armaretto (close to a fifth size of a bottle, involume) at 14, maybe 15... i had just gotten my foot cut on the ball of my foot just infront of my big toe, about 2 inches wide, and nearly an inch deep (you could literally see where my foot and toe bones met) after i was done drinking all that, i could walk on it no prolbem, and the cut wasn't even 24 hours old... i barely remember the day, but i remember standing up infront of everyone laughing my ass off walking all over the hotel room saying "look! omg! look! i can walk on my foot and i don't feel it! ~stomps on foot~ that is so cool!!!" ... lol...

I totally agree that learning and respecting your limits are different (lol I fail to respect at times even though I know exactly when I should stop). And like you said those experiences are bad in the short-term but can help in the long run. Young and dumb...when you look back...you just shake your head with a grin though lol.

Also, I can picture you with your foot. That's quite the amount of liquor of a young lad like that...it was always hard alcohol for me at that age too. Now..hardly ever..but occasionally. It's almost scary to look back at yourself at that age. We used to get vodka...uggghhh...just straight vodka all night. I'm cringing right now...a few times we had no chase or mix....all that was available was water..chasing with water and/or eventually just trying to water the vodka down is never a great idea...

Edit: I've seen people have to go to the hospital. Mostly girls and vodka. I asked, because I too think I've been at that point once or twice. Maybe not though..at least close.

And Slip...blame all this alcohol talk on the Hockman...he got everyone going haha.

[slipknotpsycho]

all i can really say good for alcohol, is atleast it has a near- fail safe of puking up everything before it all has a chance to do damage... isn't a WHOLE lot of alcohol overdose deaths, but dont' take that lightly, it is very possible... just depends on the person and how well they're able to hold their alcohol, the better they can hold it, the worse for their health...

~pukes~

water and vodka?!

~pukes pukes pukes~

shit didn't have any kool-aid or NOTHING? lol.... ???

oh yes :p beer/wine was completely disgusting to me then... it was only hard liqour for me too (aside from maddog... cuz that's not exactly wine although it's supposed to be... anyone that has drank that and real wine will agree with me when i disagree that's wine :p)

[higher4hockey]

Young and dumb...when you look back...you just shake your head with a grin though lol.


that is so true...i think about all the parties an i'm amazed i never got seriously hurt or arrested. and i can do is shake my head....

if i ever have kids, if they get their hands on my photo album.....

[slipknotpsycho]

that is so true...i think about all the parties an i'm amazed i never got seriously hurt or arrested. and i can do is shake my head....

if i ever have kids, if they get their hands on my photo album.....

then they'll seee your ass? lol....

[synesthetic]

... you wake up and you're in the middle of laying on a friend's bed eating Mexican takeout that he dropped off in his room while you were passed out there.

This has happened to me.

[birdgirl73]

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.

Question about alcohol poisoning...is it 100% that you have to go to the hospital and have your stomach pumped? Or are there like different levels to it.
Speaking as a former fire department paramedic, no, it's not certain that you have to go get your stomach pumped. Alcohol's absorbed so quickly that that's not how they treat it anyway, generally. They usually just give people fluids to help add non-alchol fluid volume to the bloodstream, keep them from aspirating vomit, monitor their levels of consciousness, check bloodwork to monitor blood-alcohol concentrations and liver health, administer oxygen, and wait and hope for the best. Sometimes they give IV potassium and magnesium if the person is very dehydrated from vomiting.

Drunkeness, as you know, has varying degrees. Alcohol's a depressant, and so when folks drink too much too fast and get their blood-alcohol levels over a certain point, they can depress their heart, respiratory and neurological systems to the point of unconsciousness, coma, and death. The other danger is that a person becomes unconscious and then throws up and asphyxiates on the vomit. Even if a person doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, he can have lasting brain and neurological damage and lasting liver damage. It's not a good thing at all.

[slipknotpsycho]

wow... maybe that's what fucked me up so much.....

but at the same time.. maybe it's a good thing i was never able to sleep, even when i'd had a 'tollerable' ammount of drunkness...when i get drunk i get the spins, when i get the spins, i can't even lay down, much less close my eyes...

medically speaking, maybe i'm more cut out for drinking than i had previously thought? (no, birdgirl don't take that the wrong way... doesn't mean i'ma go out thinking i'm superman drinking all my stomach can hold.... being too drunk is a rather miserable experience... and i don't intend on bringin that on myself anymore, ever again.)

[MacWQ33]

Even if a person doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, he can have lasting brain and neurological damage and lasting liver damage. It's not a good thing at all.

Thanks for clearing that up BG. This part though...like...I dunno....just scares the shit out of me. Not only me...but I see and have seen soooooo many other people using alcohol to unnecessary limits. And now I hear such stories of not even over-doing it a bit...but to a point where this is possible.

I somehow think (could be wrong) that kids and young adults these days must consume massive amounts more booze than the last few decades. With all the pride (unfortunately), drinking games, funnels, and whatever else...drinking alot...not slow...but as quick as possible...our kids are gonna be fucked. When I was in HS...and this is really not an exaggeration...by the time we were juniors..I didn't know anyone that didn't drink on the weekends. Then sometimes during the week...it became the thing to do no matter what. Then college...pretty self explanatory. Yeahhh...anyway...maybe it's better to just not think about it? I don't want to know about any damage to MY brain or liver...knowing it would last forever. Keep that knowledge away....!!!

After kids around our age group grow up and then eventually pass away...we will all, as well as our kids...know the true effects of alcohol. I wonder if they'd every make it illegal again (probably not I know)...if they found out some astonishing facts. Like when we are 40 if we can no longer speak or something...lol (not funny really..)

[slipknotpsycho]

mac, no they won't... becasue of what happened when it was illegalized.. it really makes no sense to me why one thing being spoken as illegal is so wrong, and immoral, yet you speak of something like weed and it's horrible, and the thought of even legalizing it, if just for medical reasons (and true medical reasons) is so ... 'satanic' or of an equal 'evil'....

but i guess then again, life and the world was never meant to make sense?

[higher4hockey]

medically speaking, maybe i'm more cut out for drinking than i had previously thought?
i'm of irish descent i'm cut out for drinking !


and slip, i have never once gotten the spins...dont really know what its like.
too drunk for me means falling off bar stools and somehow stumbling home waking up with a horrible headache........shit this one time i even drank my own piss when i woke up.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm of irish descent i'm cut out for drinking !


and slip, i have never once gotten the spins...dont really know what its like.
too drunk for me means falling off bar stools and somehow stumbling home waking up with a horrible headache........shit this one time i even drank my own piss when i woke up.

well consider yourself lucky.. imagine spinning around in the same circle... spinning so fast that it seems like you're face will rip off from the sheer g-force of it all.... then imagine going on a ride like that, while extremely shit faced and weak-stomach-ed....

long story short... it never, NEVER turns out well...

[birdgirl73]

Yeah, I kind of doubt they'll ever make alcohol illegal, but if anyone ever did a true assessment, they'd see that alcohol causes a heck of a lot more harm than cannabis ever has.

Everything I've read confirms what you were saying MacWQ33, that there's more binge drinking now than there used to be. But when I was in high school and college 25 or 30 years ago, there was a lot then, too. We used to drink Everclear and grape juice in high school (I had a fake ID and was so tall I was rarely carded anyway) and in college people were doing funnels and drinking boilermakers and doing shots till they got sick, sick, sick. So it was pretty bad then, too.

Try not to worry too much about lasting damage in yourself. If you're alive and well now, chances are you're fine. Just don't drink yourself to the point of overwhelmingly heavy drunkenness or possible toxicity/poisoning from now on. The good thing about being young is that your liver still has time to repair itself, and with as small a portion of our brains as we really use, mild neurological damage probably isn't going to be an issue, if you even had that, which seems unlikely. Just learn from the past. And definitely keep an eye out on friends who're binge-drinking or running the risk of harming themselves. The far greater danger where kids and alcohol is concerned is still drinking and driving.

[MacWQ33]

somehow stumbling home

You know you're a bit too drunk...when you can't stay on the sidewalk.

[higher4hockey]

drinking and driving = bad news.

i used to do that crap all the time. i dont shake my head when i think about it now, i shudder. i havent driven drunk in years. that shit scares me now-a-days.


mac~ i wish someone would have gotten me stumbling home blacked out drunk on tape some time. i bet that shit was hilarious.....some nights man, i dont know how i made it.

[MacWQ33]

Try not to worry too much about lasting damage in yourself. If you're alive and well now, chances are you're fine. Just don't drink yourself to the point of overwhelmingly heavy drunkenness or possible toxicity/poisoning from now on.

Yeah...I predominately drink beer now. I know it's not any better, but I've never heard of anyone getting to poisonous levels from solely beer (no doubt I'm sure it's happened..it must be pretty rare though). Thanks for the re-assurance BG...I might even keep this thread in mind next time I go out.

[MacWQ33]

mac~ i wish someone would have gotten me stumbling home blacked out drunk on tape some time. i bet that shit was hilarious.....some nights man, i dont know how i made it.

One time I had to walk from a marsh (couple kegs there) to my friends house...on the beach...yeah....I was pretty sandy when I woke up.

[birdgirl73]

I think that's probably good you stick to beer these days. It's a lot harder to reach those toxic levels with beer and wine. The alcohol concentration is lower, and it's hard to drink beer to that point without barfing it back up first. I was reading in a medical book the other day that what makes people puke is that alcohol irritates the esophagus, and the natural carbonation in beer can aggravate that irritation, I expect. Plus you start to feel full sooner, too, and probably get tired of peeing like a racehorse after so long!

Usually the bad poisoning cases we saw were from high-proof grain alcohols like Everclear and strong vodkas and, once, from tequila shots. Makes me feel queasy just thinking about those, but I never cared for tequila. Be careful out there!

[higher4hockey]

yeah im in the beer boat myself. i have a strong tendency to get REALLY mean when i drink liquor. whiskey is the only liquor i really like, and when i get drinking that shit....bad news bears.

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah im in the beer boat myself. i have a strong tendency to get REALLY mean when i drink liquor. whiskey is the only liquor i really like, and when i get drinking that shit....bad news bears.

gold rum here.. no nasty after-taste.

[higher4hockey]

thats why whiskey is dangerous for me, i LOVE the taste of jack. i usually drink it mixed with water... mmmm-mmmm good

[GotWake88]

When you are stuck in a parking lot, because you can't find the entrance/exit.
When you're me.

[FUNKNUGGET]

who you look like this....



lmao thats me on new years...I have no clue how that paint got on my face but I woke up the next morning with paint all over my face and clothes

[FUNKNUGGET]

when you look like this....



lmao thats me on new years...I have no clue how that paint got on my face but I woke up the next morning with paint all over my face and clothes:confused:

[FUNKNUGGET]

how the fuck did that double post happen

[Acouwaila]

but come on, you've got to admit that waking up to find a ruined cell phone because you pissed yourself is at least a little funny... ??



that-shit-happened-to-my-friend-too

[MacWQ33]

Thank you so much for bring back one of the best threads of all time.

[higher4hockey]

yeah this is probably my favorite thread of all time.

[originalblu]

you know your too drunk when you strap your friends electric dog collar around your neck and run in the middle of the street,, it hurt... alot,, and as i tryed to take it off it shocked me again and knocked me on my ass