Lords Prayer for pot heads

[Kibit]

Did a search for this and could not find it posted anywhere...

Lords Prayer for pot heads,
It just gets verse!

Our hash which art in ounces
Hallowed by thy spliff
Thy will be smoked
I will get stoned
At work as is in dam'
Give us this day our munchies
And forgive us our hot rocks
As we forgive those who hot rock upon us
And lead us not into Charlie
But deliver us from red eye
For mine is the skunk
The bong and the bucket
For ever and ever
Rizla.

:jointsmile:

[Reefer Rogue]

I love it.

[slipknotpsycho]

as i already said.. AMEN!

[MechAnimal]

Amen.

[weedmaster]

praise the weed,amen

[lil josh]

lol funny, did you make this up or did you find see it on tv or somthing.

[LIP]

Thats a good one lol.

[Kibit]

lol funny, did you make this up or did you find see it on tv or somthing.

I cannot take credit for writing it myself, It was however written a few years ago by someone known to me personally and shown to and copied out by several pot heads, I'm surprised until now it has not made it onto the internet, I also tried a google search and that returned nothing.

[hello3pat]

rAmen

[IntrepidS]

Well in the Jewish religion we have a very simple prayer that is intended to thank God for the wine that we have on our tables. It goes: "Blessed are you my lord, our God, king of the world, creator of the vine fruit". So a Cannabis version would be the same, except for the last part being changed to "the Cannabis plant".

[mushypeas]

Did a search for this and could not find it posted anywhere...

Lords Prayer for pot heads,
It just gets verse!

Our hash which art in ounces
Hallowed by thy spliff
Thy will be smoked
I will get stoned
At work as is in dam'
Give us this day our munchies
And forgive us our hot rocks
As we forgive those who hot rock upon us
And lead us not into Charlie
But deliver us from red eye
For mine is the skunk
The bong and the bucket
For ever and ever
Rizla.

:jointsmile:

its so stupid its funny lollol