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PotHeed420
12-31-2006, 09:06 AM
Most of us know who Dave Chappell is, here are some of my favorite clips from his seasons, feel free to add your own

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bSzdlbwOtXA= Plays Prince in basketball.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gftx75Gawes= Everything is better in slow motion.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-imrZKizh0=R. Kelly's-Piss on you.



There are tons of them I would have added but would take to long.

gee
12-31-2006, 04:16 PM
the Niggar family must be the funniest episode i've ever seen. the epi is somewhere on youtube which im to lazy to find.

ahahahah that slow motion clips a buzz.

dankman
12-31-2006, 05:29 PM
have you seen for what its worth its fucking hilarious he talks about putting botox in his balls so theyre smooth as eggs hahaa

ganjah
12-31-2006, 08:15 PM
Watch his standup "Killin 'em softly" it was on comedy central last night uncensored, I've seen it like 10 times but it is so fucking funny. The mans a genious its just too bad he worked himself too hard.

PotHeed420
12-31-2006, 08:43 PM
yeah the botox was funny as hell, "Excuse me miss, do you suck balls?" "Oh my god!" "You didn't let me finish, do you suck these balls ?" Why yes I will suck those balls."

Samwhore
12-31-2006, 11:16 PM
Clayton Bigsby and Tyrone Bigguns

got to be the funniest

tschmidty32
12-31-2006, 11:50 PM
from "killin them softly"

Oh sorry mr. chappelle right this way, why didn't you spread your cheeks in the first place.

The nigger broke in and apparently hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

he looked at me and said, "Dave.......I'm gonna race him." i woulda been like "CHIP NO!" but i was high...and all that came out was, "ya know nigga some times ya just gotta race (hit hit) ya know i dunno."

you always see womens magazines with shit like 101 ways to please your man. shit we all know that list is 4 things long. Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwhich, and don't talk so much.

I'll ask some of my white friends who they're gonna vote for and they'll be like "Whoa dave dave uh uh...so i was fucking my wife in the ass the other night, and let me tell ya, it was really somethin else." "But who are you voting for?" "Whoa dave, i'm tryin to tell you about fuckin my wife in the ass and you keep askin me all these personal questions."

It was so disgusting, it was the drug dealin baby like "I SNUCK IN THE CLUB NIGGA!"


all i can think of right now but god damn that is the funniest shit ever, stoned or not...Dave Chappelle is one of the funniest dudes ever.

Samwhore
12-31-2006, 11:55 PM
from "killin them softly"

Oh sorry mr. chappelle right this way, why didn't you spread your cheeks in the first place.

The nigger broke in and apparently hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

he looked at me and said, "Dave.......I'm gonna race him." i woulda been like "CHIP NO!" but i was high...and all that came out was, "ya know nigga some times ya just gotta race (hit hit) ya know i dunno."

you always see womens magazines with shit like 101 ways to please your man. shit we all know that list is 4 things long. Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwhich, and don't talk so much.

I'll ask some of my white friends who they're gonna vote for and they'll be like "Whoa dave dave uh uh...so i was fucking my wife in the ass the other night, and let me tell ya, it was really somethin else." "But who are you voting for?" "Whoa dave, i'm tryin to tell you about fuckin my wife in the ass and you keep askin me all these personal questions."

It was so disgusting, it was the drug dealin baby like "I SNUCK IN THE CLUB NIGGA!"


all i can think of right now but god damn that is the funniest shit ever, stoned or not...Dave Chappelle is one of the funniest dudes ever.

dont forget the seasame street ones too

RIP ODB
01-01-2007, 12:14 AM
"Be careful, Billy. That's not a dagger at all. It's a syringe, people use it to inject a drug called heroin into their veins."

"Why?"

"Because you get higher that way than sniffing it."