what does paris hilton actually do?

[MastaChronic]

i honestly have no idea what she does.
is she just a publicity leech or what?

[slipknotpsycho]

i honestly have no idea what she does.
is she just a publicity leech or what?

basicly......... yeah..

[MastaChronic]

lol
but what is her official job title?

[slipknotpsycho]

to tell you the truth... lmfao i have no idea either :) :D i would say movie star, but being in a movie for all of 20 mins (play time wise, story line she was in it for atleast, i'll give her 30 mins... lmao) and then getting a metal rod through your head, doesn't make you a movie star...

[Purple Banana]

She doesn't have one. When she was younger, she used to be a model, then she moved on to social whoring, maybe a bit of modeling on the side, then The Simple Life, then C-grade horror movies, and now she has an album (I think an record label, too- Heiress Records)

She's an heiress. That's it.

My sister's room is decorated from the floor to ceiling with her shit, so I know a bit about it.

[ToDrunkToFish]

1. To make porn movies
2. Daddys Girl
3. Seeing how little of cloths she can wear

[Black Water Park]

her parents own all those hotels, so i don't think she has a 'job'... but she has clothing and perfume etc. lines i think...

[MastaChronic]

oh, so basically she sells her name.
how idiotic, i could sell my name. hell, anybody could.

[slipknotpsycho]

1. To make porn movies
2. Daddys Girl
3. Seeing how little of cloths she can wear

you completely forgot how much ribs she can show while wearing the clothing...lol....

[Frivolous248]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton

I always wondered that too. On an episode of suite life (yes I watch disney channel) then london was like "Paris Hilton?! Shes famous for doing nothing! Thats my dream!" and I couldn't stop Lawling 'cause it was so true.

But yeah, shes just a brat who was lucky enough to be born into that family and gain fame and money for doing nothing. Seriously, what an overrated bitch, looking at her wiki picture shes almost kinda ugly...

[Psycho4Bud]

I think South Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vU7VkRvCqA) basically summed it up he job title........

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[MastaChronic]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton

I always wondered that too. On an episode of suite life (yes I watch disney channel) then london was like "Paris Hilton?! Shes famous for doing nothing! Thats my dream!" and I couldn't stop Lawling 'cause it was so true.

But yeah, shes just a brat who was lucky enough to be born into that family and gain fame and money for doing nothing. Seriously, what an overrated bitch, looking at her wiki picture shes almost kinda ugly...

she looks retarded

[Frivolous248]

Your a stupid spoiled whore!

rofl, what a great clip. P4B your the king of YouTube links...and the king of "have a good one!"

[slipknotpsycho]

I think South Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vU7VkRvCqA) basically summed it up he job title........

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! don't even know if that was originally about her, but it fits so fucking perfectly i have to say it was meant just for her........... lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"almost looks ugly" that bitch IS ugly, she is the epitome of ugly...... tell me one thing on her that ISN'T ugly.. her nose and lips are too big, her eyes to squinty, her rips stick out way too much (signifying she's way too skinny, and in my eyes, being too skinny is more 'ugly' then being too fat) lol 'almost looks ugly'... that BITCH IS UGLY... the very definition of ugly..

[MastaChronic]

dont forget her eyes are to close together and her head is shaped like a pear.

[Psycho4Bud]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! don't even know if that was originally about her, but it fits so fucking perfectly i have to say it was meant just for her........... lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The episode was all about her......watch her dog commit suicide! LOL
http://allabout-sp.net/?p=season8/812

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

I don't think she's ugly at all. She wouldn't be as successful at being a socialite/celebutante/model if she were ugly. She was coming through the Las Vegas airport last New Year's as we were arriving, and she was really well put together and had the most radiant, glowing skin. That's what millions of dollars--and youth--will do for you.

My complaint about Paris is that she's dumb and unsophisticated. For someone with the resources she has at her disposal, she could be smartening herself up and really doing something to help the world or humanity. Instead, she makes a spectacle of herself to keep herself busy. And from what little I've seen of her "A Simple Life" character, she's as dumb as it gets.

Slipknot, try not to be too hard on thin people. Some folks just don't gain weight easily. But we still hope we can be reasonably attractive!

[slipknotpsycho]

I don't think she's ugly at all. She wouldn't be as successful at being a socialite/celebutante/model if she were ugly. She was coming through the Las Vegas airport last New Year's as we were arriving, and she was really well put together and had the most radiant, glowing skin. That's what millions of dollars--and youth--will do for you.

My complaint about Paris is that she's dumb and unsophisticated. For someone with the resources she has at her disposal, she could be smartening herself up and really doing something to help the world or humanity. Instead, she makes a spectacle of herself to keep herself busy. And from what little I've seen of her "A Simple Life" character, she's as dumb as it gets.

Slipknot, try not to be too hard on thin people. Some folks just don't gain weight easily. But we still hope we can be reasonably attractive!

birdgirl, just like i don't sit there 'harrasing' 'fat' people i definately don't that to skinny people, i guess you could say it's her attitude that gives me that outlook on her.... she feels/thinks (watch 10 minutes of her, and you'll know the same, unless of course there's a script infront of her she HAS to follow) she thinks she's all that, and there's so many flaws in her, i'd much rather have what she feels is 'ugly' .... i guess you'd just have to 'know her' to know where i'm coming from..... sorry, but for once i don't 'agree' with you... she's a self centered bitch, and i'd rather her never have ever even been known.... as for all the thin people out there, i have no problem against you, all i have against 'skinny people' is those who try to get bone thin, then try to make it a beauty statement.... i'm sorry, but seeing your ribs, is not sexy....

[birdgirl73]

I think we still basically agree, Slipknot. I see what you mean. And you're right that what's ugly about her is the I'm-hot attitude. I know folks like that, and it does turn them from pretty to ugly when you see that lofty angle. I agree that she's essentially a ridiculous creature. . . .

[slipknotpsycho]

wow :) i actually expected you to be mad at me (remember you're my forum-mother lol) but yes, i completely agree, it's not so much her body or physical appearance that makes her ugly, it's her attitude, her attitude is always the same: "hahahah (fran laugh, if anyone knows who fran is) i'm so hot and you're not, so eat that america!" ..... yeah, that shit makes me sick... if ANYTHING she's the average 'hot blonde', and that's giving her credit where it isn't deserved.... lol. she's riding a train of to which she didn't even have a ticket...

[smoke it]

shes a professional whore :)

[slipknotpsycho]

shes a professional whore :)

well shit i can't remember her name, but damnit! paris is no where even near that woman.... ( wait til my wife gets home, i know she'll remember her name... lol)

[MastaChronic]

well shit i can't remember her name, but damnit! paris is no where even near that woman.... ( wait til my wife gets home, i know she'll remember her name... lol)

madonna?
j-lo?
hillary duff?
hillary clinton?

[latewood]

Paris Hilton is an heiress. heir to the Hilton Hotel chains and their Massive estate.

She is a "brand" now. That is what she does. Sells her name.

[birdgirl73]

wow :) i actually expected you to be mad at me (remember you're my forum-mother lol) but yes, i completely agree, it's not so much her body or physical appearance that makes her ugly, it's her attitude, her attitude is always the same: "hahahah (fran laugh, if anyone knows who fran is) i'm so hot and you're not, so eat that america!" ..... yeah, that shit makes me sick... if ANYTHING she's the average 'hot blonde', and that's giving her credit where it isn't deserved.... lol. she's riding a train of to which she didn't even have a ticket...
Me? Mad at you? NEVER, sweetie. Trust me on that. That's the deal about forum moms (or good ones of any kind): unconditional love. Besides, I never get mad if anyone disagrees with me, which wasn't the case with you anyway. I think differences are interesting. I tend to save anger for really justified situations, like when people are unnecessarily mean or cruel to others. People who hurt children or animals. Important stuff. XOXOXOX to you.

[Psycho4Bud]

well shit i can't remember her name, but damnit! paris is no where even near that woman.... ( wait til my wife gets home, i know she'll remember her name... lol)

Anna Nicole Smith?:what:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[slipknotpsycho]

Me? Mad at you? NEVER, sweetie. Trust me on that. That's the deal about forum moms (or good ones of any kind): unconditional love. Besides, I never get mad if anyone disagrees with me, which wasn't the case with you anyway. I think differences are interesting. I tend to save anger for really justified situations, like when people are unnecessarily mean or cruel to others. People who hurt children or animals. Important stuff. XOXOXOX to you.

lol you make me laugh (you just murdered 3 songs in a row.... 4 [as home dude tries to sing another] sorry, that part was from an american idol commercial, thought it was funny as hell! lmao!!!) but happy at the same time. unconditional love? well, i'd have to say it's got me all flustered as i've never even known someone to give me that consideration... and LATEWOOD?!?! goddamn! this subject even brought you out of the 'hole' ??? well damn! i didn't know it was THAT controversial...

[slipknotpsycho]

and no, none of you have guessed the 'holywood whore' yet lol... it's not some porn star, or otherwise holywood famous person... she was completely unknown, matter of fact, she wasn't even really known until the movie of her life hit the airwaves.....

edit: pretty sure it was an E! movie.... if that helps :confused: just a couple more hours and i'll be able to tell you who i meant...

[MastaChronic]

... and LATEWOOD?!?! goddamn! this subject even brought you out of the 'hole' ??? well damn! i didn't know it was THAT controversial...

idk, i just kinda lol'ed at this

[birdgirl73]

and no, none of you have guessed the 'holywood whore' yet lol... it's not some porn star, or otherwise holywood famous person... she was completely unknown, matter of fact, she wasn't even really known until the movie of her life hit the airwaves.....

edit: pretty sure it was an E! movie.... if that helps :confused: just a couple more hours and i'll be able to tell you who i meant...
Give us some more hints, Slipknot. Anything else you can remember. Was she an actual whore? Or is that just a term? Was she the Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss?

[slipknotpsycho]

Give us some more hints, Slipknot. Anything else you can remember. Was she an actual whore? Or is that just a term? Was she the Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss?

heidi fliess! that's her goddamned name! jesus christ only a girl could guess it!!! lol (no offense birdgirl, i just think it's funny that only a girl could guess one of the most famous 'whore's' of holywood of all time lmfao...) thank you anyways! that's who i was talking about !!!!

edit, btw, i couldn't give anyone any tips because i didn't have any.... or i'd of gave some... for a name, you all were as clueless as me lmao...

[birdgirl73]

Yey!! The word "whore" was throwing me off. I had to think in a larger way about the prostitution business. Also, I was just flipping past the "E True Hollywood Story" about that chick earlier. That Heidi Fleiss is one ugly girl, isn't she?

[Frivolous248]

...Ahahaha, I was doin' an image search for that hedie Fleiss chick, and came across this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/benbarren/78639750/

heidi looks a lot better in certain photos...

[MastaChronic]

she probably just fingering herself, just look at that grin......:D

[slipknotpsycho]

lol on the 'movie' they showed.... no?!?!?! the real girl, i wouldn't say ugly... but can she hold up to her reputation, FUCK no... lol....

[slipknotpsycho]

...Ahahaha, I was doin' an image search for that hedie Fleiss chick, and came across this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/benbarren/78639750/

heidi looks a lot better in certain photos...

ok that, i would have to definately agree with, no matter what lol... i'm sorry, but heidi is alot hotter then paris could EVER hope to be...

[birdgirl73]

Eeeeeuwwww! I think other women are much hotter that Heidi and Paris. Heidi looks cheap and nasty to me, and not healthy. It's probably the association with drugs and prostitution that's coloring my opinion, though. Famous women that I think are pretty are Angelina Jolie. Jessica Alba. Charlize Theron. Eva Longoria. Jessica Simpson.

If we get to list hot guys, and I'm going to do that just to make myself happy (you may have to create a new thread for our idea of who's hot, Slipknot), I'd have to list George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Ashton Kutcher. David Beckham and Prince William'd have to be on my list, too.

[slipknotpsycho]

Eeeeeuwwww! I think other women are much hotter that Heidi and Paris. Heidi looks cheap and nasty to me, and not healthy. It's probably the association with drugs and prostitution that's coloring my opinion, though. Famous women that I think are pretty are Angelina Jolie. Jessica Alba. Charlize Theron. Eva Longoria. Jessica Simpson.

If we get to list hot guys, and I'm going to do that just to make myself happy (you may have to create a new thread for our idea of who's hot, Slipknot), I'd have to list George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Ashton Kutcher. David Beckham and Prince William'd have to be on my list, too.

lol except for the last, those chicks are all hot as hell.... sorry but jessica falls into the same catagorey as paris which is 'ahahah (fran voice) i'm hot and your not'.... lol.... and ok, i'll do just that...

[MastaChronic]

in my opnion, i would stick it in paris even if i got her crabs.....maybe their hermit crabs she decided to adopt while at the beach

[tootsie roll]

lol
but what is her official job title?


Annoying semi wealthy party chick.
She is nice tho, she hand down her clothes to her mommy. awwww.

[tootsie roll]

in my opnion, i would stick it in paris even if i got her crabs.....maybe their hermit crabs she decided to adopt while at the beach


Don't forget to get your shots. lol:p

[MastaChronic]

Don't forget to get your shots. lol:p

yeah, i dont think id want hermit crabs with rabies, that could be dangerous

on a completely different note
i was at a friends house this morning and they had just gotten this puppy. we got it so baked and this puppy sneaks up o his other dog and bites his nuts, the dog swings around and the pup was still attached to them. omg, his dog does not like that puppy now.

[tootsie roll]

Yey!! The word "whore" was throwing me off. I had to think in a larger way about the prostitution business. Also, I was just flipping past the "E True Hollywood Story" about that chick earlier. That Heidi Fleiss is one ugly girl, isn't she?

Totally fugly as far as I can see.

[tootsie roll]

yeah, i dont think id want hermit crabs with rabies, that could be dangerous

on a completely different note
i was at a friends house this morning and they had just gotten this puppy. we got it so baked and this puppy sneaks up o his other dog and bites his nuts, the dog swings around and the pup was still attached to them. omg, his dog does not like that puppy now.

That made me very sad.
You all should never do that to a puppy. It is WRONG. NOW look what happened. A bad puppy experience and these puppies are suppposed to be pals for life. Now it may not happen.
It wasn't worth it was it?

PEOPLE...PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE OUT YOUR PETS. IT MAY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU BUT IT ISN'T AND IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH. please don't..if you care about sweet innocent animals who only want food love and a bed to sleep. In return, you have a best friend til the day he dies.

[MastaChronic]

do what to a puupy? get it stoned?
it wasnt like we actively trying to get it fried, it was in the room wth us and she didnt seem to mind it at all.

[FUNKNUGGET]

monica lewinsky

[MastaChronic]

monica lewinsky

wtf?

[ValkyrieAg]

Hey guys. Heres an article I wrote for an online opinion site. Maybe if you like it i'll put the web address in my sig.
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â??I wanna be a policeman!â?�
â??I wanna be a doctor!â?�
â??Fuck that, Iâ??m gonna be a STAR!â?�

Everyone at one time wanted to be famous in some way, shape, or form. You wanted the opposite sex to swoon over your fine ass while you drink the finest wine or smoke only the finest imports. But, alas, reality sets in and you find that you are destined to be locked in your shitty life with your shitty friends and family. You drink shitty beer while you sit in your shitty apartment. When you turn on your shitty TV, you see all these goofy-ass celebs who have it all, but donâ??t know what to do with it! They try to stay trendy and on top of their game but all they do is move farther away from the reality that is real life. Occasionally they dawn a different style and try to reinvent themselves. Whether they are successful or not depends on how they are received by the public. There are hits and there are misses. Ever wish you could give career advice and change the way these celebs act and dress? How good can you do? Can you get Ashlee Simpson another record deal? Would you get Britney some panties? Once you get to thinking about it, there is probably a lot of things you would change about some of our national treasures. I give damn good advice and I believe these folks would benefit from my dollar and .02 cents. Iâ??m sure you have a few celebs in mind right now. Here are just a few I found at the lost and found. After I get through setting these straight, I will continue to offer my advice to the starsâ?¦..FREE! Stay Tuned!

A.G. â?? booty poppinâ?? in Texas.

Mel Gibson â?? The Apocalypse is now! Melâ??s career popped a few nails off the crucifix when his new movie hit the theatres with decent reviews and ticket sales. Mel by nature is an EXTREME man. He was extreme in Mad Max. He was extremely brave in Braveheart and The Patriot. You could say The Passion was extreme as well. I have found that everyone loves Mel Gibson when he goes to extremes. He wasnâ??t drunk enough in his last DUI to say those â??extremely anti-semeticâ?� remarks. What Mel needs to do is get grab his crown of thorns, get in his car, drink a fifth of vodka and go looking for the Malibu police to show those fuckinâ?? a Jews he means business. When he does find them, he needs to match his extreme drunken state with his extreme views and convert them into extreme blows. Mel is ready to fight. Mel is ready to die for his cause. After all, the Jews *are* responsible for all the wars in the worldâ?¦

Nicole Richie â?? After her bout with Anorexia â??nâ?? Arkansas, Nicole Richie is burninâ?? up the town. Actually, thatâ??s not the only thing Nikki is burning. After getting on the wrong side of the freeway after a long night of partying (it happens to the best of us), Nikki was nabbed for DUI. Nikki admitted to smoking marijuana cigarettes, also known as a joint, and popping a few vicodins. While a night in the slammer isnâ??t exactly a friendly welcome back to the party life, Nikki is on the right track! With a few tweaks here and there (literally), she will be back on top in no time. Never has Nikki looked hotter than in a cuâ?¦uhhhâ?¦mugshot. Nikki just needs an ounce of the finest Humbolt Co. has to offer, a few phillies, and holy-roller Paris to roll up her doobs. Get your hot ass behind the wheel of your Escalade with Paris riding shotgun. Find the hottest club with the most paparazzi; step out and blow a big ass cloud as you hand your keys to the valet. Do this and you will be loved forever. And donâ??t forget to pass that blunt to Paris, she can suck one down, I know, Iâ??ve seen her do itâ?¦.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lol
but what is her official job title?

she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and brought up as a stuborn, ignorant, spoilt, dumb bitch (and she has a flat rack too)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Hotel Hilton.. basicly. She dosnt work for them just born into this very rich family.. they should all be shot imo, rich people are selfish cock suckers, but paris hiltons a selfish cock sucker who dosnt know left from right, dumb bitch lol

[lardman]

"is an American socialite, singer, actress and fashion model. She is an heiress to a small share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, and to the real estate fortune of her father, Richard Hilton."

Ya.......................what the hell?

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

she was in that movie house of wax, and yup she even has albums selling...

she cant act, and she cant sing.. she only got those jobs because she was born into a rich family lol