Cut my Nutz shaving...

[Skink]

I kinda liked it...

[Samwhore]

lol, like a little nick, or did you take a chunk of flesh out?

[slipknotpsycho]

i zipped my shit up in my zipper once.... didn't get 'the frank above the beans' [if anyone knows what that's from lmfao...] but it hurt nonetheless.....

[Skink]

lol, like a little nick, or did you take a chunk of flesh out?
there was blood,,,I wonder if I can get a hardon now that there is a pressure relief...

It itches now,,,like I got the crabs or something...

[Samwhore]

i zipped my shit up in my zipper once.... didn't get 'the frank above the beans' [if anyone knows what that's from lmfao...] but it hurt nonetheless.....


that happened to my friend brian once, i look at him and laughed so hard, it looked so wierd and unatural because really wierd, he was zipped all the way and still sticking out

[Shannon]

Fuck now your gonna scare my bf, he never wangts to shave.

[birdgirl73]

there was blood,,,I wonder if I can get a hardon now that there is a pressure relief...

It itches now,,,like I got the crabs or something...
You being a plumber and all, you know more about how hydraulics and pipes work than the average guy. . .

Unless you cut a big hole into the erectile chambers of the actual penis, you ought to be just fine. Be careful with those razors!

[trippruss]

go electric. i have one that shaves smooth as a razor w/o nicks & bumps. r

[Pipe Dreams]

worst Ive ever done is zip some ballhair up in the zipper, then when I sat down that shit got yanked out *OOOCHIES!* yeh man, I hadda get stoned after that shit too I bet.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Ohh God...

[shoi]

wouldnt it suck if one like fell out....

[napolitana869]

wouldnt it suck if one like fell out....

hahaha oh man you need to try and picture that in your head

[Skink]

hahaha oh man you need to try and picture that in your head

I think it would sorta ooze out and just hang a little lower...

[WeedyBoyWonder]

that thread title make me actually lol alone, never mind the 'i liked it'.... LOL! weird boy.

[LIP]

This is why i dont shave. My hand isnt steady enough... once false move and woosh,... no more dick

[MastaChronic]

i cut my nutz while shaving!
cause they were not behaving!
now one of them droops a little lower than the other-----
i wish i had a steady hand
then i might not have nicked my semen gland
now there are blood stains on the floor----
yadda yadda yadda, generic song about cutting you nuts while shaving!

[LIP]

i cut my nutz while shaving!
cause they were not behaving!
now one of them droops a little lower than the other-----
i wish i had a steady hand
then i might not have nicked my semen gland
now there are blood stains on the floor----
yadda yadda yadda, generic song about cutting you nuts while shaving!

Most guys have one nut that hangs a little lower anyway..

[Reefer Rogue]

ha, so true... I need to shave my ass, hopefully without cutting it =/

[dutch.lover]

Most guys have one nut that hangs a little lower anyway..

Do you know why? It's so the balls don't bump into each other, and hurt when you walk. seriously. lol.

[Samwhore]

this is why you wax, no cutting at all

[shovlboy]

FRANKS AND BEANS!

[Pipe Dreams]

this is why you wax, no cutting at all


LOL WAX YOUR BALLS? Too bad you have none, or else you would know what a bad idea that can be. :D

I dont shave anything except my face, but i do trim my pubes. Reeferrogue why would you want to shave your ass man? Doesnt it grow back and feel not right?

[YahtzeeG]

I just trim... but anybody have recs for an electric shaver?

[phoenix]

Don't bother shaving your ass..it kind of sucks.

I like to just shave around the base of my dangly, and trim the rest back. I use an electric..it works pretty nice. I have one of those three circley cheap ones, and that one I get cut on, but there's another straight razor that's really good, never get cut with it. :)

[RyanTheCaveman]

I always thought of shaving my ass...
women dont liek hairy guys v.v

anyways that sucks.
i would hate to shave my balls and dong....like someone said one false move your fucked.

[smoke it]

i was shaving my wang once, and i cut down the back of it a lil bit. morning wood hurt like a bitch cause the cut was open the next morning :(

[Skink]

You know the ladies really like a clean shaven weiner,,,taking a cut is worth it...

[slipknotpsycho]

You know the ladies really like a clean shaven weiner,,,taking a cut is worth it...

not my wife, she says i look like a 12 year old and it's creepy... lol... she also loves my chest hair and other 'body' hair..

[slipknotpsycho]

FRANKS AND BEANS!

lol well atleast someone knows....

as to shaving, not just ass, but any at all, i hate it >.< when that hair starts growing back in a couple days and it gets all irritated it just plain sucks... that's why i stoppped... trimming from now on is all... i don't want to grow an africa in my pants or something... but FUCK all that ingrowing (not ingrown) hair...

waxing your balls? ok you must be into S&M, i can't think of anyone else who would want to torture themselves that much.... shit i'd rather have footlong dreadlocks on my nuts then wax them!

[MastaChronic]

lol well atleast someone knows....

as to shaving, not just ass, but any at all, i hate it >.< when that hair starts growing back in a couple days and it gets all irritated it just plain sucks... that's why i stoppped... trimming from now on is all... i don't want to grow an africa in my pants or something... but FUCK all that ingrowing (not ingrown) hair...

waxing your balls? ok you must be into S&M, i can't think of anyone else who would want to torture themselves that much.... shit i'd rather have footlong dreadlocks on my nuts then wax them!

ive tried dreading my pubes, they dont get long enough:(
i think it would be cool to have some though

[partyguy420]

ive never even thought about shaving my nuts... i am to scared that i will slice all the way threw the skin, and all 3 of my nuts will fall on the floor, and then i will step on them...

[slipknotpsycho]

ive never even thought about shaving my nuts... i am to scared that i will slice all the way threw the skin, and all 3 of my nuts will fall on the floor, and then i will step on them...

lol dude, unless you're shaving with a straight razor you have nothing to worry about... a razor by today's standards is no where near 'big' enough to slice through that much skin... they're actually designed that way... i know you're probably joking, but just incase you're actually scared you'll slice too deep, the only thing you have to fear is the paper-cut like pain on a nutsack! lol...

[MastaChronic]

when i first read this thread i could feel my nutsac shriveling

[shoi]

when i first read this thread i could feel my nutsac shriveling

i got more of a deflating sensation... like wen a softshell egg cracks

[Skink]

Now I gotta ask some girl to give me paper cuts while I cum...

[pbzeppelin90]

i once snipped my sack while i was trimming. SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME! you've never seen nuts shrink so fast XD.

but ya...
be careful.

[partyguy420]

damn... you guys suck at reading the entire posts... i wrote i have 3 nuts...

[Skink]

damn... you guys suck at reading the entire posts... i wrote i have 3 nuts...

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