Lessons in Bonsai and Bondage! =p

[stinkyattic]

Hello all!

Saw this new area and HAD to finally start this thread!

This is not exactly a goofy technique but I just thought the bondage thing makes it good enough... thinking of the 'Jamstigator vs Big Mama' thread a while back...

I think this would be a neat place to post pics of everyones' individual training techniques.

I'm gonna go draw a diagram and be right back to post it and give a little explanation!

[stinkyattic]

Bad pic quality.... but this shows how to properly dominate a cannabis plant.
Stiletto boots are a must in the grow room.
As are a whip and handcuffs.

[Weedhound]

Why I am horrified!! THIS is what my children are learning on this forum???!!!!

PS Could you make the picture bigger please?

[stinkyattic]

I tried but the camera just won't oblige.

[justaseed]

excellent, but you should also tie your girl around the ankles to the opposite side as her neck is tied to. this will make sure her feet stay firmly planted in the dirt.

[latewood]

Cool...So you all like the new board, Huh? I hope we fill this page up...

[canuck grower]

Bad pic quality.... but this shows how to properly dominate a cannabis plant.
Stiletto boots are a must in the grow room.
As are a whip and handcuffs.

Damn!! Now the secret's out everyone will know why I'm growing in my bedroom closet! High S&M Training (HST) is going to be the next new thing.

-canuck :jointsmile:

[Abattoir Dream]

HAHAHAHA... stinky... thats a cool pic lol -remember there are some strains that wont comply with bondage... others (eg. black domina) will probably start tying YOU up... just be carefull which plants are in reach of your cuffs... its a bit like being a pig...

[stinkyattic]

The trick is to go in while they are sleeping. So far I haven't had any problems with my plants wandering the house at night with a pair of cuffs... then again, I haven't grown the Black Domina yet... perhaps it isn't such a great idea after all...

[Weedhound]

I'd love to try growing some of that too....with or without cuffs.

[canuck grower]

The trick is to go in while they are sleeping.

Ok that just reminded me of a joke in a recent episode of The Simpsons I have to share.

If you just want to see the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wFjGPpSTI

Bart & Nelson become best friends and Nelson protects him from the other bullies. They pick on Bart, Nelson stands up for him, then Bart says: "That's right we're best friends now. So why don't you go pick on someone smaller and weaker."

Jimbo: "Good idea!"
Dolph: "Let's go over to the Sunshine preschool and whale on toddlers!"
Kearney: "Yeah! We'll jump 'em while they're napping!"

:jointsmile:

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha great clip...:)

lol dont search on google images for black domina... unless your over 18! lol

[sdhall36]

Great Pic Stinky! Book me in for a session sometime could you!

H

[stinkyattic]

Let me have my secretary call your secretary.

[Boris99]

Hmmmm......Since I don't seem to have a love life I can put all those restraints, cuffs, velcro etc. to good use for LST! BRILLIANT!!

Actually....I have found Christmas hooks, Dental Floss and Clothspins work pretty good.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROTFLMAO! Stinky, you are quite the artist. You'd give Bishop (http://www.sexxx-art.com/bish0011.jpg) a run for his money.

[TheGreenFog]

So, saw this thread get bumped back up. I meant to post on it a while back, but never got the chance...then just forgot. :stoned:

So, anyway, it seems that my method of LST is a little different than most others. Most people, it seems, just tie down the main stem and let the rest catch up. In my case, I top, then when the two side shoots catch up, tie them down and LST any other sideshoots to create a sort of bowl.

Let me see if I can find some pics. (brb

Ok, found a couple. Have a bunch more in the MADMAN thread, but just thought I'd post these here and see what other people do.

SO, do you top, then LST, or LST the whole plant with out topping (tying down the maristem)??


Be cool. RastafarI.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Hypthetically, of course.

[dusto2k3]

I dont LST, but my buddy who grows outside on his balcony does the same thing. He fucks with his alot, but he gets good results off of one plant. By the end, he has to tilt it sideways to fit thru the door.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Good morning Fog!

Since I'm new to this whole cultivation thing, I did both in an effort to determine which one I liked best. So far I'm leaning toward topping, then LST. In my case, I did FIM, then LST.

[TheGreenFog]

Top O' da mornin' to ya, Mrs. G.


Yea, some of mine are basically FIM then LST also.

"Building my own pimp goblet, one branch at a time." - :pimp:


:D


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[canuck grower]

Morning everyone,

Funny how this joke has turned into a real discussion on kinky plant sex. :rastasmoke:

I might try topping and then tying the resulting 2 branches with a couple little girls I have here, but usually (heh, I'm so new it's funny to say "usually", but...) I don't top and just tie down the meristem. Once the other branches catch up to the meristem then I tie those all down.

IIRC justaseed tops, then ties down the topped branch. It seems that instead of topping producing 2 tops it produces as many tops as there are nodes on the topped branch.

After this bitch growing so fucking crazily I think I know why justaseed tops now, it should cause the plant to stop growing out at that point so it doesn't get too unwieldy. ... but maybe there's a different reason, I don't know. Alls I know is that plant bondage is hot, and fun! (with willing, adult participants of course! ;))

-c :jointsmile:

(you should see this plant now, it's so awesome I don't know if I should clone her or scrog her, or both!)

[stinkyattic]

Alls I know is that plant bondage is hot, and fun! (with willing, adult participants of course! ;))


lol

And the plant is a BEAUTY.

[TheGreenFog]

Whassup, Canuck. Good stuff.

Man, I've GOTTA go to your thread more often. In fact, I'm going there RIGHT after this. Anyway, good LSTing. Try the other way (the topping, then LST). I'm sure you'll like it. Let me get some of my other pics and throw them up here. They turn out either looking like Y's or big bowls of goodness. Either way, it's good stuff.

Here I go.

OH, AND CHECK OUT THIS WANNA-BE BONSAI MOM. See the big Y in the middle. That mother is about 130-150 days in veg at the time of this picture. :D


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[canuck grower]

lol

And the plant is a BEAUTY.

Thanks stinky! She's getting re-tied in 2 seconds, so she's here next to me now and she's soaking up the compliment. :)



Man, I've GOTTA go to your thread more often. In fact, I'm going there RIGHT after this. Anyway, good LSTing. Try the other way (the topping, then LST). I'm sure you'll like it. Let me get some of my other pics and throw them up here. They turn out either looking like Y's or big bowls of goodness. Either way, it's good stuff.

Here I go.

OH, AND CHECK OUT THIS WANNA-BE BONSAI MOM. See the big Y in the middle. That mother is about 130-150 days in veg at the time of this picture. :D

I just topped Veronica & Jane yesterday... just a couple tips on each of them. As soon as I figure out something to transplant them into I'm going to really get into training them and what not. The Y looks cool, and it seems like it might be easier to manage. Oprah is fairly unwieldy in places.

Okay I have been avoiding work far too long today I'm going to try and get back to it. It's fun catching up on c.com though. :)

-c :jointsmile: