This ever happen to you?

[deltron]

So we get back from the bar, me and my friends and we get to my buddy's house. I had been makin out with this chick, and i get her in the bedroom.. im horny as shit, and we start gettin naked... So weve still got some clothes on, gettin into it... and all the sudden my buddy knocks on the door and tells us we cant fuck in there, its his bed (aha). He gets slightly pissed, but believed us that nothin happened yet. So i ask him if there is anywhere we can go. So we end up in the garage, we mess around a lil more and i lay down on the ground so she can ride me. Anyway, i dont know if its the ridiculously freezing ground on my back or the fact that im hammered, but i lose my stiffy... :( so anyway we end up goin back inside and she gives me head, but god damn. She was hot too :( Anyone unfortunate enough to experience this?

[gabee42ee]

nope .... but then agian i can't get a 'stiffy' haha ... but one time i was having sex with my bf in my best friends bathroom and she heard and got soooo pissed that she got a big bucket of ice cold wter and since her door didn't lock (which is dumb whos bathroom door doest have a lock on it?!) and threw it on us and yeahhhh it was bad .... then she made us clean it up ... bitch

[Samwhore]

haha, glad im not a guy

[slipknotpsycho]

first time i had sex, it kept going limp, dunno if it was the 20 some-year old wine or if it was nervousness, but it was frustrating nonetheless.... also now i still sometimes (when i've been drinking/taking pills) have problems keeping it up, or more commonly, can fuck til my dick is sore, and i still won't be anywhere near 'finishing'....

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

lemme guess u smoked pot and drank same shit happened to a friend of mine hes like 21 now but was 20 at the time it happened he was tellin me about it and was like "ya so i tryed fuckin this bitch at a party and then i couldnt get a boner" i just looked at him n laughed then we figured out that its prolly cus the mixture of the weed and the alchohal cus another friend had the same shit happen under the same circumstances. Unless u didnt smoke pot... then id say give viagra a call hahahaha jk

[deltron]

well yeah, i was pretty fucked up, but still that shits never happened to me. lol i remember on my high school grad trip.. my buddy he was hammed, and wanted to bang some nasty chick, but he couldnt get it up. later on, i explained to him that it was divine intervention lol.

samwhore.. cman, weve still got some advantages. I still love my penis, even if it is a lazy piece of meat.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

nah.. if i see a hot girl my dick will be fired up and ready to go :D

[lil josh]

yer this happend to me once when i was drunk and stoned :) verry bad lol but i can look back and laugh now.

[Platinum Plus]

when i was about to get lucky with my ex-girlfriend
we were at her house cuz she was havin abit of a party
so we asked her friend to turn up the music (to dead the sound lol)
but her friend was like the sex police she iddn't want us doing nothing
and i was somewhat nervous which is prob why my johnson wouldn't stand
and there was no foreplay, i'm sorry but i need some foreplay to get goin haha

[deltron]

It was your lady's house and some other bitch cock blocked you? That is cause for some serious verbal assault.

[slipknotpsycho]

It was your lady's house and some other bitch cock blocked you? That is cause for some serious verbal assault.



So we get back from the bar, me and my friends and we get to my buddy's house....

:rolleyes:

[bucknuts1870]

blue genies baby, maybe a lil cialis. A cialis, some perc's, some weed, and a lot of alcohol is a deadly combination. You can go forever since your desensitized from the pills and alcohol, weed is always good to fuck on, and the cialis keeps yer general up and hard as nails all night long.

[Reefer Rogue]

Nope, i've never gone limp while in the middle of business. Unlucky mate.

[2600HERTZ]

Never happened here. Some other weird shit has though.

[spliffstar22]

it sorta happened to me once, but the girl just sucked me off till i was good and ready, and i strapped it.......If that ever happens just get the gilr to suck your dick till it's up........But every other time i've been on weed and juice i've been good to go........

[slipknotpsycho]

it sorta happened to me once, but the girl just sucked me off till i was good and ready, and i strapped it.......If that ever happens just get the gilr to suck your dick till it's up........But every other time i've been on weed and juice i've been good to go........

that wasn't working for me lol... she tried sucking it multiple times, after it went limp in the middle of it multiple times... i guess alcohol just affects diffrent people, diffrently...

[Captain Hanks]

Not sure I would call that unfortunate.

[someuser]

and all the sudden my buddy knocks on the door and tells us we cant fuck in there, its his bed (aha). He gets slightly pissed, but believed us that nothin happened yet. So i ask him if there is anywhere we can go. So we end up in the garage...

dude, that aint no friend. You got cocked blocked by your boy. That's messed up. If a friend did that to me (with a hot girl) I dont give a sh*t if it was his house and bed or not, I would probably punch him in the face... Who the hell cock blocks their buddy when he is with a fine chick? How hard is it to just wash the sheets afterwards?

Sorry to hear man... Atleast she went for the garage bit... You guys must be young, cause I dont think I know girls anymore that would fuck me in a cold garage.

[greendove]

dude, that aint no friend. You got cocked blocked by your boy. That's messed up. If a friend did that to me (with a hot girl) I dont give a sh*t if it was his house and bed or not, I would probably punch him in the face... Who the hell cock blocks their buddy when he is with a fine chick? How hard is it to just wash the sheets afterwards?


Ouch, man. No one gets dirty in my bed but me!

[someuser]

Well I dont like the idea of someone fucking in my bed either but if its your boy and he is with a fine girl... I mean I dont know how some of you guys here act with your friends but here in Texas its a unspoken rule to always do whatever you can (within reason of course) to get your buddy laid. So he fucks in my bed one evening, next time I'll expect him to go out of his way and help me when I'm in need. Scratch my back I'l scratch your back.

Just my :twocents:

[someuser]

All I know for sure is, even if I didnt hit the dude, next time he was in need of 'assistance' I would make sure he crashed and burned... I mean this dude lost an opportunity to tap a fine piece of ass... Sooner or later, like me, you grow old and those opportunities dont happen like they use to... You got to live it up now while you're young and the girls have little to no standards (IE willing to fuck in the garage or even a friend's bed... That sh*t just dont fly anymore as you get older).

[friendowl]

hahahaha oh shit
limp dicks and cock blockers

[ValkyrieAg]

Well I dont like the idea of someone fucking in my bed either but if its your boy and he is with a fine girl... I mean I dont know how some of you guys here act with your friends but here in Texas its a unspoken rule to always do whatever you can (within reason of course) to get your buddy laid. So he fucks in my bed one evening, next time I'll expect him to go out of his way and help me when I'm in need. Scratch my back I'l scratch your back.

Just my :twocents:

Damn Straight. The dirtiest things I have done wasn't even in my bed.

[spliffstar22]

i'd be pissed too, but i'd just tell them to move it to the floor lol

No one gets laid in my bed but me........but the floors always open.......

[greendove]

Gawd, I so don't miss being at that age. None of my friends even try to get busy at my place, because they've all got their own pads to get busy in. Being a grown-up rocks in that regard... bottomless supply of nookie in long-term relationships with well-experienced people, and no one trying to get down at your pad... So much less to worry about when it comes to sexuality.

Lost my virginity on my parent's basement floor while they were upstairs watching 60 minutes, and went through the whole crazy party phase where everyone was screwing everyone. Looking back, I don't miss it one bit, though I'm glad for the memories.

[JeenYuss]

me & my girl f*** on random ppls beds, couches, futons, even parents rooms but its uaually after every1 or mostly every1 sleepin n we usually dip out in tha mornin b4 the person whos furniture we defiled wakes up...lol:o

nobodys f***ed in my bed except me n it was jus 1 time... & tha nex day i laughed SO damn hard at the reaction when ma boy laid down(on his stomach LOL) & i told him dude yr layin in krystals ass sweat"

dont know what ta say about yr solder not salutin... i had a similar situation but never off weed or alcohol it was sum kinda pills i dont even remember wut they were

:rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[Mosiah]

Naw.. But I have a hard time climaxing.. But one thing I love about my penis is I can get it up whenever I want, and put it down in the same fashion.