XD wtf is up with girls?

[pbzeppelin90]

so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)

but what the hell us up with women?

[MastaChronic]

more importantly, what did you say?
did you go get her a glass of orange juice?

[fikusroot]

I don't know man. I have this one girl who's with these friends of my dad's and shes reaally annoying and not very attractive but basically worships me so I decide to get drunk so I can hook up with her and what do you, once I start making moves on her, no dice. She's sleeping downstairs on the couch now and I'm like, what the hell? You were trying to hook up with me before and now that I'm drunk enough to actually let you she wont. Whatever, I know once I sober up some more I'll be glad nothing happened but it just doesnt make sense. I got nice and sauced for no reason and now I cant sleep and I've got to get up early tomorrow. What a bitch.

[fikusroot]

Ok, I am stoned now and listening to the doobies on vinyl and I just cant stop laughing at how awsome vinyl sounds compared to digital. Like seriously, I am laughing as I type. I LOVE MARIJUANA!!!!!

[RyanTheCaveman]

"I want to try some your juice"
"Really? let me go tell the messege board about this hold on!"
...
...
"ok back...so you wanna taste it?"
"yeh your cranberry juice you made yesterday!Looks delicious."
"Fuck."


hahaaaa...
anyways yes i love marijuana too.
i wish i ahd some right now.

[tootsie roll]

...............and you were confused and said no?:confused:

[birdgirl73]

This whole thread confuses me . . .

[WordUpMuffin]

This whole thread confuses me . . .

I'm with you

[couch-potato]

This whole thread confuses me . . .

MY GOD.

[JeenYuss]

so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)

but what the hell us up with women?

i dont get it... the point of this thread is what exactly?

[operator]

worst thread ever

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You should've given her some..

[Frivolous248]

Wow, so one of your friends who is a girl all the sudden goes "I wanna taste your cum."

Well WHAT DID YOU DO!? I hope you gave her some. Its only polite to offer a drink when one is wanted.

[invision]

hmmm did she want to bang??

[spliffstar22]

and wat did you say, that was a forsure brains for you, you musta fucked up somewhere.......

[slipknotpsycho]

lol, the last thing i woulda done is broke that off to come here and tell everyone... shit i'm always begging my wife to do that... and here you got a girl that WANTS to... and you don't let her??? :confused::confused::confused:

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

well re-post dude did u let her fuckin taste the god damn juice??

[FUNKNUGGET]

lmao im hgigh as shit what the fuck is going on

[shoi]

MY GOD.

whats happening with the brains??????

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I feel like i lost alot of brain cells reading this thread.

:silly:

[420purplehaze420]

it was either a joke or this poster is actually a girl who is curious about the taste of cum but is to embarassed to ask one of her guy friends because she knows he will react in the way she portrayed in the post, so she posted this phony post here to get feedback on what people will think when she asks her friend to try some of his man juice. wrap your mind around that one

[Way2many]

What is the problem here man? give her what she wants.

[pbzeppelin90]

well re-post dude did u let her fuckin taste the god damn juice??

XD sorry, i was in atlanta. off in the woods with no internet. sorry for confusion. but she told me this late and i was heading out cuz i had a plane ride early morning. by juice i meant semen. i just hate all those words for it. like cum, and gizz, it just doesnt sit well >.<. anyway, i just got back, but we're hooking up after the new year.

[pbzeppelin90]

XD sorry, i was in atlanta. off in the woods with no internet. sorry for confusion. but she told me this late and i was heading out cuz i had a plane ride early morning. by juice i meant semen. i just hate all those words for it. like cum, and gizz, it just doesnt sit well >.<. anyway, i just got back, but we're hooking up after the new year.

but the intended question is WHY?!

what the fuck has to go through someones head to ask to try someones CUM?!

i cant make it any simpler.

[slipknotpsycho]

WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT IT! LET HER DO IT!!!! jeez, you're basicly getting begged by a woman to let her do to you, that mostly ever guy WANTS the woman to do, when only about 1/2 of the women actually do it!!!

[MastaChronic]

fuck why!
maybe she doesnt want to taste you nut mutter, maybe she just wants to see how big your dick is so she can get a comparison or something.

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

XD sorry, i was in atlanta. off in the woods with no internet. sorry for confusion. but she told me this late and i was heading out cuz i had a plane ride early morning. by juice i meant semen. i just hate all those words for it. like cum, and gizz, it just doesnt sit well >.<. anyway, i just got back, but we're hooking up after the new year.


oh nice have fun lol

[Not Enough Herb]

wow dude i cant beleive u bitched out on that

like please give this chicks number

she can taste more then cum on me :)

later

[Platinum Plus]

Tap the girl!! Tap her!!
if i had a girl come up n say i want your cum
i'd say bitch... it'll be ready in a minute

(no one minute man jokes please lol)

[Samwhore]

MY GOD.

my thought exactly, i knew immediatly what he was talking about when he said "juice"

[smoke it]

XD sorry, i was in atlanta. off in the woods with no internet. sorry for confusion. but she told me this late and i was heading out cuz i had a plane ride early morning. by juice i meant semen. i just hate all those words for it. like cum, and gizz, it just doesnt sit well >.<. anyway, i just got back, but we're hooking up after the new year.

use "man-juice" instead of cum. it sounds funnier.

[slipknotpsycho]

just say 'nut' anyone who NEEDS to know what you're talking about will, and it doesn't sound as 'dirty' and also, most don't feel as uncomfterable saying it...

AND LET THE BITCH TASTE IT FOR FUCKS SAKE! jesus christ...

[Arklenao2]

how old are you and your friend?
10?

[pbzeppelin90]

10 and a half.
what the fuck kind of question is that? XD
im almost 17, she's 17.

idk if i want to fuck her. she is a friend of mine, why should i fuck that up?

[Frivolous248]

why should i fuck that up?

...For some action, duh.

[Arklenao2]

youll have a fuck buddy

[Pride]

Don't listen to these idiots.
If you believe your friendly relationship will truly be broken if anything sexual happens, then don't do it.

[Frivolous248]

Don't listen to these idiots.
If you believe your friendly relationship will truly be broken if anything sexual happens, then don't do it.

Yeah but she's already crossed that line...

I think it'd be just about as weird being friends with someone who asked to taste your cum as it would be fooling around with someone, even more weird actually. Asking to try someones man-juice is odd, fooling around happens in the heat of the moment though, so its not as weird.

[birdgirl73]

For the record, I wasn't confused about the term "juice." The first post made the most sense, but it was like a little "teaser" post and didn't really give enough info. Then the subsequent posts had little unrelated one-liners. So that was why it was confusing. Later it got back on track.

Hey, PBZ, to each her own, you know? Some of us ladies are very comfortable with that particular fluid, and it's not any more gross than your tasting her fluids, right? Or, for that matter, no more gross than deep kissing. A lot of guys take that as a pretty high mark of acceptance and affection from the ladies they know. Try and keep an open mind. Who knows? She may be very gifted in that department, assuming she's going to provide the oral support to generate the "juice," and it sounds to me like you're a potentially lucky man who's wasting valuable time questioning her curiosity, you know?

[pbzeppelin90]

For the record, I wasn't confused about the term "juice." The first post made the most sense, but it was like a little "teaser" post and didn't really give enough info. Then the subsequent posts had little unrelated one-liners. So that was why it was confusing. Later it got back on track.

Hey, PBZ, to each her own, you know? Some of us ladies are very comfortable with that particular fluid, and it's not any more gross than your tasting her fluids, right? Or, for that matter, no more gross than deep kissing. A lot of guys take that as a pretty high mark of acceptance and affection from the ladies they know. Try and keep an open mind. Who knows? She may be very gifted in that department, assuming she's going to provide the oral support to generate the "juice," and it sounds to me like you're a potentially lucky man who's wasting valuable time questioning her curiosity, you know?

so you're basically telling me to fuck her?

[deltron]

If you have to go on the internet to ask people if you should do it, you're not gonna do it. Don't be such a vagoina.

[Frivolous248]

so you're basically telling me to fuck her?

Fuck...no, but let her pleasure you orally, yeah, I think thats what she was gettin' at.

I concur.

[bucknuts1870]

Next time just tell her this: "Listen up broad, Imma part yer ass like a rosebud, spit down the crack of yer ass and drink yer dookie juice."

[jaGerbom]

who here likes reefer?

[2600HERTZ]

You guys have some crazy stories... But who doesn't?

[spliffstar22]

Just fuck her already...Fuck, stop pussyfooting around and do it, If she wants to suck your dick, more than likely it'll lead to you poundin it, so fuckin do it......

[slipknotpsycho]

For the record, I wasn't confused about the term "juice." The first post made the most sense, but it was like a little "teaser" post and didn't really give enough info. Then the subsequent posts had little unrelated one-liners. So that was why it was confusing. Later it got back on track.

Hey, PBZ, to each her own, you know? Some of us ladies are very comfortable with that particular fluid, and it's not any more gross than your tasting her fluids, right? Or, for that matter, no more gross than deep kissing. A lot of guys take that as a pretty high mark of acceptance and affection from the ladies they know. Try and keep an open mind. Who knows? She may be very gifted in that department, assuming she's going to provide the oral support to generate the "juice," and it sounds to me like you're a potentially lucky man who's wasting valuable time questioning her curiosity, you know?

so true... lmfao.. so fucking true..

i had a girlfriend once, she claimed to love the taste of my nut... but letting her give me head was literally like stickign it in a meat grinder... the whole time she'd scrape it with her teeth... dont' ask why i let it even go that far (i shoulda stopped her at the very first 'grinding', but i felt, i guess kinda bad to tell her she just completely blows, and not in a good way... so i suffered with it...) damn i'm glad i married my wife and not her (and not just for that reason, although, that does make me very happy lol)

[slipknotpsycho]

so you're basically telling me to fuck her?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LET THE GIRL DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO YOU ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bong Breaker]

Don't listen to these idiots.
If you believe your friendly relationship will truly be broken if anything sexual happens, then don't do it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[AlwaysBlazed]

Dude you should have whipped out your dick on the spot man you could have missed your opportunity.