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green.goddess.
12-26-2006, 04:31 PM
how do people feel about this?

its a controversial topic (at least in the stoner world) since..

there are situations where no one has a paper and that just sucks.. and there arent any other good papers around except the blank page in the bible.

since the page is blank, do you still think its wrong to use it to smoke?

i dont believe its wrong. you arent destroying god's word and who says that smoking weed is sacreligious in the first place?

Hunternora
12-26-2006, 05:12 PM
Blank page in the bible? Like the note pages? I guess it's alright, I'm not a Christian by any means, but the book is still holy and sacred...

yoda
12-26-2006, 05:13 PM
im not religious AT ALL, but it'd be disrespectful to use the text

i used a blank page. not bad i guess, but damn near impossible to get to seal

Storm Crow
12-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Being wiccan, I got no feelings about using a bible page, per se, but I object to damaging ANY book (used to work in a library). (Sorry guys-girl stuff) A tampon wrapper will work or you can make a pipe in minutes if you are creative- no need to mess up any book- even if old bibles were printed on hemp paper. - Granny :stoned:

orangeman
12-26-2006, 05:24 PM
If you want to smoke Bible papers then be my guest but I'll take some real papers if I want a joint.

green.goddess.
12-26-2006, 05:50 PM
whenever i dont have papers or a bowl i prefer the can method - easy and disposable.. or a little foil.. either way ;]

Frivolous248
12-26-2006, 06:00 PM
I think its dumb to use anything aside from actual rolling paper...

I don't find it disrespectful, because its a BOOK. Why does it make a difference being its a "bible" and not a calvin and hobbes book? Personally, I'd be more pissed if someone used the latter for rolling paper, calvin and hobbes pwns.

green.goddess.
12-26-2006, 06:15 PM
well there's a new way of thinking of it..

piercedpunkonpot
12-26-2006, 06:35 PM
I think its not a good call, weather God cares or not, just seems kinda disrespectful on any religious level. Personaly, I'll just walk the 2 blocks to the corner gas station to get papers, its not hard to get them. Or just buy a pipe and keep it at home so you dont have these issues. Hell if you dont have somthing ready to smoke out of at home at all times what kind of pothead are you? lol :rastasmoke:

Frivolous248
12-26-2006, 06:54 PM
I think its not a good call, weather God cares or not, just seems kinda disrespectful on any religious level. Personaly, I'll just walk the 2 blocks to the corner gas station to get papers, its not hard to get them. Or just buy a pipe and keep it at home so you dont have these issues. Hell if you dont have somthing ready to smoke out of at home at all times what kind of pothead are you? lol :rastasmoke:

I KNOW! I'm so sick of all these people who are apparently 'hardcore stoners' and don't have their own piece, or even their own bag!

JeenYuss
12-26-2006, 06:54 PM
I think its not a good call, weather God cares or not, just seems kinda disrespectful on any religious level. Personaly, I'll just walk the 2 blocks to the corner gas station to get papers, its not hard to get them. Or just buy a pipe and keep it at home so you dont have these issues. Hell if you dont have somthing ready to smoke out of at home at all times what kind of pothead are you? lol :rastasmoke:

:D :D :D

suhl
12-26-2006, 07:10 PM
papers paper let it offend you if you want it too or dont. id prefer papers without ink probably i cant imagine it would improve the smoke

hello3pat
12-26-2006, 07:37 PM
I love my Jesus Joints, but I use any part of the bible but the cover. After you have been called a member of a modern plague (homosexuals) you realy don't give a shit. I admit I have a pipe and home made bong, but I prefer joints.

BlueCat
12-26-2006, 07:54 PM
Blank page in the bible? Like the note pages? I guess it's alright, I'm not a Christian by any means, but the book is still holy and sacred...

Yes I agree I am not Christian either but I would never destroy anything held sacred by others. I see nothing wrong with a blank page it is just filler no harm done :)

S.P.Q.R.
12-26-2006, 08:04 PM
Haha I've smoked pages out of both The Bible and The Qur'an. But I'm a pagan so I have no attachment to these books.

insanity
12-26-2006, 08:40 PM
I think smoking a page from any book is dumb... pages in books are usually bleached and aren't meant for smoking. However, using pages from a religious text is a definite no-go. People vest a lot of their lives from the messages in their books, and by smoking a page out of it is just a big, 'fuck you' to their faith. Rolling papers are cheap, and a pipe is easy to make.

JeenYuss
12-26-2006, 08:59 PM
I think smoking a page from any book is dumb... pages in books are usually bleached and aren't meant for smoking. However, using pages from a religious text is a definite no-go. People vest a lot of their lives from the messages in their books, and by smoking a page out of it is just a big, 'fuck you' to their faith. Rolling papers are cheap, and a pipe is easy to make.

chrstian and catholic faiths can kiss my ass i hate them all with a strong passion

they came on boats, forced my people into their religion or killed them

as far as i am concerned, if you want to use a bible paper (i prefer bongs myself) go for it, matter of fact you could burn the whole bible and i still wouldnt care

besides 90% of the bible is either translated or re-written wrong, self-contradictory, or just straight up fiction

beleiving in the bible, you might as well just worship a dr. suess book eh?

JeenYuss
12-26-2006, 09:00 PM
sorry if that came off wrong but no offense to the "followers" (most are hypocrites or simply misguided) of the religion, its just the religion as a whole that i hate

S.P.Q.R.
12-26-2006, 09:03 PM
I think smoking a page from any book is dumb... pages in books are usually bleached and aren't meant for smoking. However, using pages from a religious text is a definite no-go. People vest a lot of their lives from the messages in their books, and by smoking a page out of it is just a big, 'fuck you' to their faith. Rolling papers are cheap, and a pipe is easy to make.

Exactly ;) one main reason I don't mind using their pages.

Gamma
12-26-2006, 09:11 PM
yes ive done it. ONLY the blank pages tho..

smoke it
12-26-2006, 09:24 PM
ive smoked actual pages from revelations before.... tasted like shit

JeenYuss
12-26-2006, 09:51 PM
ive smoked actual pages from revelations before.... tasted like shit

yeah ma boy james rolls out of a phone book if we dont have no papers, either a J or a cigarette if we all out... he says it dont taste real different i think it tastes like ass tho

hello3pat
12-27-2006, 12:11 AM
ive smoked actual pages from revelations before.... tasted like shit

I've been working on Genesis for a while, but I have to admit it burns realy fast

Shrapnel
12-27-2006, 12:16 AM
Now I could've sworn I already posted in this thread, but the closest I've gotten was using the paper wrapping from straws. Wasn't too bad.

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 12:18 AM
at 2am in the morning and im out of papes i'll just go ahead and use the bible if im in the mood for a joint. this actually happens quite often and i have to go get another bible pretty soon.

Frivolous248
12-27-2006, 12:20 AM
at 2am in the morning and im out of papes i'll just go ahead and use the bible if im in the mood for a joint. this actually happens quite often and i have to go get another bible pretty soon.

...Get a new bible? Why not get...rolling papers.

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 12:23 AM
...Get a new bible? Why not get...rolling papers.

the bible is just backup rolling papers, ive got real papers, but i'd feel better if i had something to use when i run out and cant go down to the store.

pollardfreek
12-27-2006, 12:48 AM
For all those who said it's disrespectful to to use the bible pages, have you ever eaten beef before? Because cows are sacred for Hindus and aren't slaughtered by them. Sounds a little disrespectful to me. Unless, that is, if you only care about offending followers of western religions.

KindMidasSoundman
12-27-2006, 12:51 AM
2am in the morning

I suppose you get money from the "ATM Machine" too

BlueCat
12-27-2006, 12:52 AM
For all those who said it's disrespectful to to use the bible pages, have you ever eaten beef before? Because cows are sacred for Hindus and aren't slaughtered by them. Sounds a little disrespectful to me. Unless, that is, if you only care about offending followers of western religions.

Nope I can proudly say I don't eat cow :D

Masta dude you could buy a whole drawer full or gourmet weed papers for the cost of a Bible :)

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 02:05 AM
Nope I can proudly say I don't eat cow :D

Masta dude you could buy a whole drawer full or gourmet weed papers for the cost of a Bible :)

i get my bibles for free.......

Mosiah
12-27-2006, 02:12 AM
I dont really think it's an issue of morality.. If I was really desperate I might roll one... But I've never been that desperate, and probably never will be. Just make sure to re-up on papers when you get halfway through...

BlueCat
12-27-2006, 02:14 AM
To be serious I wonder if the ink would give you a headache or something?

Bob the Awesome
12-27-2006, 02:30 AM
I love my Jesus Joints, but I use any part of the bible but the cover. After you have been called a member of a modern plague (homosexuals) you realy don't give a shit. I admit I have a pipe and home made bong, but I prefer joints.

Yea, if I got called that I'd be using the Bible for smoking all the time too.

Do I use it? No, I like normal papers and I don't like smoking any book. But the fundamentalists piss me off :mad:

Captain Hanks
12-27-2006, 02:34 AM
If it's blank it's dank. If there's words... then word.

MaryjaneAndHashley
12-27-2006, 04:05 AM
I'm a christian, and i dont believe in god

go figure.


but whatever, i dunt think the bible is really that bad u know...even if you burn a page or two, its not like it was the only one around lol.

hello3pat
12-27-2006, 04:12 AM
To be serious I wonder if the ink would give you a headache or something?
Nah, but you have to keep babtizing it. Plus if you break up you roach to put into another joint to make a generation joint it's fun to try to read whats left of the paper. I actually am saving one peice because it said something about the plagues.


Yea, if I got called that I'd be using the Bible for smoking all the time too.

Do I use it? No, I like normal papers and I don't like smoking any book. But the fundamentalists piss me off :mad:
What pissed me off is the youth pastor that said that I had known for years before he said that and tat basically the only thing he's truly "strict" about besides 'alchohal is satan'.

Frivolous248
12-27-2006, 04:13 AM
the bible is just backup rolling papers, ive got real papers, but i'd feel better if i had something to use when i run out and cant go down to the store.

Umm, just get more rolling papers and use those as a "backup"...lol

If you really have to resort the the bible that much, if I were you I'd just buy like 20 packs of papers...you'll use 'em eventually anyway!

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 04:41 AM
Umm, just get more rolling papers and use those as a "backup"...lol

If you really have to resort the the bible that much, if I were you I'd just buy like 20 packs of papers...you'll use 'em eventually anyway!

because i like the idea of smoking out of the bible every once in a while, plus 20 packs of papers would just be a waste, id start giving whole booklets of them out and everything
different strokes for different folks

yoda
12-27-2006, 04:53 AM
For all those who said it's disrespectful to to use the bible pages, have you ever eaten beef before? Because cows are sacred for Hindus and aren't slaughtered by them. Sounds a little disrespectful to me. Unless, that is, if you only care about offending followers of western religions.

but beef tastes REALLY good :D

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 04:57 AM
but beef tastes REALLY good :D

so good its gotta be a sin......

BlueCat
12-27-2006, 06:01 AM
I'm a christian, and i dont believe in god

go figure.


but whatever, i dunt think the bible is really that bad u know...even if you burn a page or two, its not like it was the only one around lol.

How does that work...Maryjane?.do you mean you follow Christian teachings but don't believe Jesus was the son of God?
:confused:

Frivolous248
12-27-2006, 06:13 AM
...You can't be christian then.

Your atheist, as in you don't believe in a deity (a.k.a., a god, or the "god). Or agnostic, meaning you don't believe, but acknowledge that there COULD be a 'god'.

JeenYuss
12-27-2006, 06:18 AM
For all those who said it's disrespectful to to use the bible pages, have you ever eaten beef before? Because cows are sacred for Hindus and aren't slaughtered by them. Sounds a little disrespectful to me. Unless, that is, if you only care about offending followers of western religions.

HELL YEAH good ass point, you are now one of my role models:):):)

MaryjaneAndHashley
12-27-2006, 06:53 AM
How does that work...Maryjane?.do you mean you follow Christian teachings but don't believe Jesus was the son of God?
:confused:

yea....well...kind of.

im not christian because i want to. its just family business...i have no choice. although, we dont really go to church and all, lol.

and i do believe some parts of it, you know, those are stories and some good lessons about life, its just that i'm kind of skeptical about the fact that there really is a god out there. like if god created life and everything. yea right. we'll never know, but it just doesnt sound right to me.

In my book, science over religion anytime.

Edit: btw, i've never used bible pages and never plan to, for the simple reason it's not that hard to get papers dammit!

BlueCat
12-27-2006, 07:05 AM
I am that way too I think we need to look at concepts that have been proven. Right now I am really into reading about the God gene.

I have been to so many churches. My grandma was pentecost, I went to a catholic school. my parents are Catholic. I have gone to the Episcopalian church, Church of Christ, Lutheran, Methodist,Baptist and Apostolic but I have never really found what I am looking for.

I like to read about different religions too. You are right there are some good lessons and rules to live buy in them. :)

green.goddess.
12-27-2006, 03:06 PM
the bible is just backup rolling papers, ive got real papers, but i'd feel better if i had something to use when i run out and cant go down to the store.

exactly. its just back up. just because you're a stoner doesnt necessarily mean you have a piece. i smoked for a year before i got my first piece and before that its all up to creativity - pop cans, foil, papers.

sometimes people forget pipes, have broken pipes, and sometimes even there are a group of stoners gathered in one environment with weed without the proper smoking utensils. and sometimes even, they are on a college campus at 12 at night without any ride to a store which is miles away. if a bible is present.. or anything you can use to smoke - why the fuck not?

pixel
12-27-2006, 05:22 PM
fuck all this morality garbage its a book, sheets of paper and ink bounded together. if you knew the history of the bible you would understand how manufactured, chopped up, edited by roman rulers to their liking. if i absolutely HAD to i would use bible paper, but im 18 so i can just go buy joints anyways. i dont really smoke joints often so i dont care either way though

if you're really truly 'not religious at all' you would have no problem rolling up bible papers. sounds to me like some of you still have doubts about your faith or lack of it

MaryjaneAndHashley
12-27-2006, 06:16 PM
fuck all this morality garbage its a book, sheets of paper and ink bounded together. if you knew the history of the bible you would understand how manufactured, chopped up, edited by roman rulers to their liking. if i absolutely HAD to i would use bible paper, but im 18 so i can just go buy joints anyways. i dont really smoke joints often so i dont care either way though

if you're really truly 'not religious at all' you would have no problem rolling up bible papers. sounds to me like some of you still have doubts about your faith or lack of it

haha yea, you said it man! :jointsmile:

MastaChronic
12-27-2006, 06:22 PM
exactly. its just back up. just because you're a stoner doesnt necessarily mean you have a piece. i smoked for a year before i got my first piece and before that its all up to creativity - pop cans, foil, papers.

sometimes people forget pipes, have broken pipes, and sometimes even there are a group of stoners gathered in one environment with weed without the proper smoking utensils. and sometimes even, they are on a college campus at 12 at night without any ride to a store which is miles away. if a bible is present.. or anything you can use to smoke - why the fuck not?

oh, ive got pieces, i just like joints.
sometimes, ive just got to have a damn spliff