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slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 06:39 AM
anyone seen this 'info-mercial', i ALWAYS see it about this time of the year.. baiscly, they send you a little package (looks very similar, but longer, to those flea treatments for dogs, you buy over the counter, you know you snap off the end and squeeze the liquid out) so what does eveyroen think about this shit? i admit, i have all but watched this thing all the way through, but it claims miraculous medical miracles.....

so what do you think of these commercials, not even whether the shit works or not... just what do you think about getting peoples hopes up like that? personaly i don't believe it works, (of course i can't say i know it doesn't, as i've never tried it, or anything...) and i think it's wrong, how they're luring people into religion like that.... it might be important to add, it doesnt' cost anything, or anything like that.. but i still think it's wrong, and very mis-leading.... so what is everyone's thoughts on the subject?
MastaChronic
12-25-2006, 06:43 AM
wtf? miracle water?
the only miracle i need right now is for my POS family to leave
Cheery Cherry
12-25-2006, 06:46 AM
I've never seen it. So it's suppose to make you feel better?
MastaChronic
12-25-2006, 06:46 AM
its probably got ampheties mixed in with it, the "feel good" drug
t3chyo
12-25-2006, 06:47 AM
maricle water (http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm)
MastaChronic
12-25-2006, 07:00 AM
maricle water (http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm)

roflolmaomg
those midgets need some of that miracle water
Cheery Cherry
12-25-2006, 07:06 AM
maricle water (http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm)


Okay..I'm really confused now. Maybe I need to smoke some more...:stoned:
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 07:09 AM
lol, go to www.peterpopoff.org, that's the crap i'm talking about.... (my wife found it for me :D so yal could see for yourself) i've seen this crap on tv year after year....
Skink
12-25-2006, 07:14 AM
I have a strict rule,,,that is to never believe any commercial...
MastaChronic
12-25-2006, 07:15 AM
he looks like a dick with a square head
surreys princess
12-25-2006, 07:17 AM
last year, we called and ordered it, to be funny...we got it, and it said it was from chernobyl, and we got a good laugh...they all just want our money.... :D

princess
Cheery Cherry
12-25-2006, 07:19 AM
I have a strict rule,,,that is to never believe any commercial...

Yeah..I don't believe too much of anything on TV. I think it's a tool to brainwash people...and the scary thing is, it's working.
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 07:21 AM
I have a strict rule,,,that is to never believe any commercial...

lol well, that's pretty much my take on commercials as well, but i was just curious what everyoen thought on the subject, not the product... lol
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 07:22 AM
last year, we called and ordered it, to be funny...we got it, and it said it was from chernobyl, and we got a good laugh...they all just want our money.... :D

princess

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT?!!?!?!??!!!?!??! LMFAO!!!! WELL I'M SURE A LITTLE RADIOACTIVE SPRING WATER CAN DO ALOT OF SHIT!!!!!!
BlueCat
12-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Yep look at the dude selling it that tells me its snake oil. They need to put him in jail. There use to be a law about this kind of stuff but when they allowed the FDA to change the rules so that the drug companies did not have to do all the years to clinical trials to prove THEIR drugs work...it allowed for all these snake oil salesmen to slither in too. Like that sicko smiley faced dude that has a pill to make your penis bigger and all these NEW weight loss pills that are the same old stuff just under a new name. It was once illegal and should be again.
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 07:39 AM
Yep look at the dude selling it that tells me its snake oil. They need to put him in jail. There use to be a law about this kind of stuff but when they allowed the FDA to change the rules so that the drug companies did not have to do all the years to clinical trials to prove THEIR drugs work...it allowed for all these snake oil salesmen to slither in too. Like that sicko smiley faced dude that has a pill to make your penis bigger and all these NEW weight loss pills that are the same old stuff just under a new name. It was once illegal and should be again.

i very much agree... and as for the enzyte dude... lol... well c'mon, that commercial is just playing on almost every guys dream come true, there's almost no guy out there, that's happy with his penis size... then this commercial comes out, and now every guy can be 'happy' too... i bet you after that first free sample... that shit is like ridiculously expensive..... oh and even tho i joke with my wife that i wanna be john holmes big (over 12 inches for those who don't know who he is) i know it's about how you move it, and not how big it is.....
Frivolous248
12-25-2006, 07:43 AM
So like...does it make good bong water or what?
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 07:49 AM
lol they don't even send you enough for that! it's like, about maybe 1/4-1/2 fl. oz. of water.... which is very little lol.. i know you're not serious... but still...
BlueCat
12-25-2006, 07:55 AM
Most women don't want one like John Holmes...OUCH!

My point with the enzyte guy is that the same stuff was around years ago and they made it illegal because there was no proof that it worked. Now its back because of a loophole in a new law. Just like we are seeing hard liquor commercials on TV now as well.There use to be a law against that. ( not so sure I agree with that one but still )

gotta love these moral republicans :)
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 08:00 AM
i dunno, i completely agree with you on the point of shouldn't be able to advertise anything (atleast from a medical stand-point) unless it's clinically proven to help... i think there are far to many things out there that claim to help people, when in reality there's no proof, and even just the opposite, with far too many high up reps, making far too much money off it taking advantage of 'dumb' people...... so yes, i agree, things like this should only be allowed to advertise if it's proven to help. (and i'll even go as far to say it should be outlawed, if ti's supposed to give medical advantages/help and it, and it does doesn't)
Skink
12-25-2006, 08:04 AM
Long hair,,, short hair,,, your hair,,, my hair,,, the swivel sweeper gets it all???

Imagine long hairs getting all raveled up in those spinning brushes,,,LOLz...
slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 08:59 AM
Long hair,,, short hair,,, your hair,,, my hair,,, the swivel sweeper gets it all???

Imagine long hairs getting all raveled up in those spinning brushes,,,LOLz...

LMFAO! I CAN STILL HEAR HIS CHEESY ASS VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i did always wonder if that shit worked like it said..... let him find my wifes hair... that shit wraps it's self around EVERYTHING, shit i find her hair wrapping coils in itself (i know this is too much info lol) around my dick 2-3 times over on my penis all the time... i'd like to see it work on that shit lol....