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Sweeney
12-23-2006, 06:32 PM
Me and my buddy were sitting in the car at walmart waiting for our friend to hurry up and buy a present for his mom for Christmas yesterday. So we decided to light up a few blunts in the middle of the parking lot broad day light. Although not a great idea neither of us were worried bout it. We are steadily hotboxed and pretty high when all of a sudden I hear two loud ass bangs. I thought it was our friend just fucking with us by banging on the car so I looked round and we wasn't there. So I looked behind us and saw some lady in her car in the spot behind us so I thought automatically she hit us cause of how loud this noise was. I said oh shit dude put that out she hit us.

So it's foggy as a bitch and we're stoned as hell. He asked what we should do. So I told him not to get out and pretend like it didn't happen. I see the lady start getting out of her car and i'm like oh fuck we're screwed. So I get out and smoke it flowing straight out of the car in the middle of the parking lot. I get out and look at the back of the car and I see no damage as she starts walking away. I started screaming. I was like "HEY HEY GET BACK HERE YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY" She said excuse me? I called her on hitting the car and she said she didn't. I just stood there with a stupid grin on my face as she walked away in disgust. I found out later that it was the sonic boom from the shuttle since I live so close to the base. Loud as hell.

fancy boots
12-23-2006, 10:31 PM
LOL. Now that's some crazy shit. Nice story.

chris40
12-24-2006, 03:58 AM
Hahaha, I hate it when shit like that happens.

RIP ODB
12-24-2006, 04:16 AM
Me and my buddy were sitting in the car at walmart waiting for our friend to hurry up and buy a present for his mom for Christmas yesterday. So we decided to light up a few blunts in the middle of the parking lot broad day light. Although not a great idea neither of us were worried bout it. We are steadily hotboxed and pretty high when all of a sudden I hear two loud ass bangs. I thought it was our friend just fucking with us by banging on the car so I looked round and we wasn't there. So I looked behind us and saw some lady in her car in the spot behind us so I thought automatically she hit us cause of how loud this noise was. I said oh shit dude put that out she hit us.

So it's foggy as a bitch and we're stoned as hell. He asked what we should do. So I told him not to get out and pretend like it didn't happen. I see the lady start getting out of her car and i'm like oh fuck we're screwed. So I get out and smoke it flowing straight out of the car in the middle of the parking lot. I get out and look at the back of the car and I see no damage as she starts walking away. I started screaming. I was like "HEY HEY GET BACK HERE YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY" She said excuse me? I called her on hitting the car and she said she didn't. I just stood there with a stupid grin on my face as she walked away in disgust. I found out later that it was the sonic boom from the shuttle since I live so close to the base. Loud as hell.

LOL! Reading shit like this is the reason I smoke pot.

Also, thumbs up for the avatar.

Arklenao2
12-24-2006, 05:54 AM
I called her on hitting the car and she said she didn't. I just stood there with a stupid grin on my face as she walked away in disgust. I found out later that it was the sonic boom from the shuttle
thats great

BigNugs4U
12-24-2006, 06:06 AM
Ha ha. thats funny. I remember last year, it was about 5 a.m. PST and i was about to leave for work when i heard a loud bang and the sliding door to my porch which was on the 2nd floor seemed to have been knocked on pretty hard. I thought someone had jumped from the roof onto the porch, so i ran into my room and grabbed my shotgun. I secured the porch and the surrounding area and found nothing. I later learned it was a sonic boom from the space shuttle returning to earth.

BigNugs4U
12-24-2006, 06:16 AM
oh yeah, and that guy does look like peter griffin. Thats a good one.

mattbury
12-24-2006, 06:18 AM
hahahaahah, bad ass story man. ive had a few stoned inside walmart adventures and i have to say its soooooo damn bright in that place!!! i smoke in the walmart parking lot on occasion, it makes picking out food soo much easier, but those are the times i spend the most money. :smokin: later

BigNugs4U
12-24-2006, 06:21 AM
hahahaahah, bad ass story man. ive had a few stoned inside walmart adventures and i have to say its soooooo damn bright in that place!!! i smoke in the walmart parking lot on occasion, it makes picking out food soo much easier, but those are the times i spend the most money. :smokin: later

have u ever been rolled up on by security? They have cameras too dont they?

mr_vega
12-24-2006, 06:48 AM
haha thats jokes.

Reefer Rogue
12-24-2006, 09:03 AM
Hilarious, i thought it was gonna be cops but then it was an old lady. Plus a sonic boom! What else do you need?!

BlueCat
12-24-2006, 09:13 AM
Hahaha that made me laugh. good story :D

Damn you shop at Walmart? :(

MastaChronic
12-24-2006, 09:27 AM
there was a sonic boom? how come i didnt hear it?
everybody else did

KindMidasSoundman
12-24-2006, 10:14 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Yep, I lived in Florida for a while, and the few times it landed back in Florida I was not expecting the booms. They're fucking LOUD aren't they?

MastaChronic
12-24-2006, 10:19 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Yep, I lived in Florida for a while, and the few times it landed back in Florida I was not expecting the booms. They're fucking LOUD aren't they?

so this is just a florida occurence?
and i thought i missed something.

KindMidasSoundman
12-24-2006, 10:20 AM
there was a sonic boom? how come i didnt hear it?
everybody else did

I'm not sure if they landed it in Texas or California, or some other place this time, but nonetheless, you will only hear the booms if you are close enough to it as it decelerates. The boom happens when the craft decelerates below the speed of sound (1111-1136 feet per second)

MastaChronic
12-24-2006, 10:23 AM
oh. well, i live in oregon, so i guess i wont ever be surprised by a shuttle decellerating

Sweeney
12-24-2006, 03:18 PM
Yeah i'm in Central Florida.

OniEhtRedrum781
12-24-2006, 03:30 PM
Me and my buddy were sitting in the car at walmart waiting for our friend to hurry up and buy a present for his mom for Christmas yesterday. So we decided to light up a few blunts in the middle of the parking lot broad day light. Although not a great idea neither of us were worried bout it. We are steadily hotboxed and pretty high when all of a sudden I hear two loud ass bangs. I thought it was our friend just fucking with us by banging on the car so I looked round and we wasn't there. So I looked behind us and saw some lady in her car in the spot behind us so I thought automatically she hit us cause of how loud this noise was. I said oh shit dude put that out she hit us.

So it's foggy as a bitch and we're stoned as hell. He asked what we should do. So I told him not to get out and pretend like it didn't happen. I see the lady start getting out of her car and i'm like oh fuck we're screwed. So I get out and smoke it flowing straight out of the car in the middle of the parking lot. I get out and look at the back of the car and I see no damage as she starts walking away. I started screaming. I was like "HEY HEY GET BACK HERE YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY" She said excuse me? I called her on hitting the car and she said she didn't. I just stood there with a stupid grin on my face as she walked away in disgust. I found out later that it was the sonic boom from the shuttle since I live so close to the base. Loud as hell.

lol, that's priceless man.

Pipe Dreams
12-24-2006, 05:56 PM
so this is just a florida occurence?
and i thought i missed something.


its from when space shuttles enter and leave kennedy space center man.

Haha Sweeney I saw you last night son.

Sadly, I could see sweeney doing something like this in real life, this guy is funny as hell.:stoned:

Zimzum
12-24-2006, 06:08 PM
Nice story! Can I ask if the excitement of the moment killed your high?

Frivolous248
12-24-2006, 06:21 PM
Yeah i'm in Central Florida.

Really? I haven't heard one of these "sonic booms" yet...I'm in central FL too.

Mr.Jesus
12-24-2006, 06:44 PM
ahah i like that story

Sweeney
12-24-2006, 08:44 PM
Really? I haven't heard one of these "sonic booms" yet...I'm in central FL too.

Look it up on google to get info. Defintley real as hell. Sounds like a shotgun going off in your face.

slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 12:06 AM
have u ever been rolled up on by security? They have cameras too dont they?

even if they did, there's no way they'd be able to tell you're smoking out of a joint/blunt or cig, if they could even tell you were smoking in the car to begin with..

i have one question, (it's almost calling bullshit on the story all together) you thought you were hit hard enough to make a loud ass boom, but didn't even notice your car didnt' get jarred? i've been in a crashing car, you can FEEL when a car collides with anything, it's not something that goes unnoticed... but like i said it's ALMOST calling BS to the story, yal said you were high, so i chalked it up to being high and not thinking it through that deeply... just for future refrence, trust me, you'll know IF you get hit...

BigNugs4U
12-25-2006, 01:47 AM
yeah i remember the one last year which i wrote about was so loud and shook the sliding door so hard that i though someone had taken a mad jump from the roof to the porch to try to break in. I was indoors at the time. Sonic booms are definitely real. It was the space shuttle reentering and it landed about 50 air miles from where i was.

Sweeney
12-25-2006, 02:12 AM
even if they did, there's no way they'd be able to tell you're smoking out of a joint/blunt or cig, if they could even tell you were smoking in the car to begin with..

i have one question, (it's almost calling bullshit on the story all together) you thought you were hit hard enough to make a loud ass boom, but didn't even notice your car didnt' get jarred? i've been in a crashing car, you can FEEL when a car collides with anything, it's not something that goes unnoticed... but like i said it's ALMOST calling BS to the story, yal said you were high, so i chalked it up to being high and not thinking it through that deeply... just for future refrence, trust me, you'll know IF you get hit...

If someone is pulling in behind you in a tight parking spot they ain't gonna be flying at you. I thought it was merely a small fender bender. Like she went up just a tad to far. But it was a big part of it being stoned as a bitch and totally not expecting it.

slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 02:28 AM
lol, it don't take flying at you to feel it, 2,000-3,000 lbs even moving at 5 mph. is a damn hard force, enough to jar (or shake) the car is all i'm saying... i was just confused why you couldn't feel the car hit you, but like i said, i blamed it on yal being high and not really saying "i heard a boom but ddint' feel anything, no way she hit the car, i gotta be losing my mind"

Purple Banana
12-25-2006, 02:29 AM
We have an airforce base near our house, and one of the largest military testing sites in the US about an hour from my house... And I STILL hear sonic booms. Those things are fucking scary, especially if you're 7 years old and you hear one for the first time :P

slipknotpsycho
12-25-2006, 02:47 AM
lol i still remember when i was somewhere near that age (7) there was a fighter-style jet flying over my house (wasn't like i was out in the country and that was the only house there, so i'm not trying to give that impression or anything, still doesn't change it was over my house) and i heard this loud ass BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! i thought that fucker crashed into the back of my house or something..... only now i'm realizing i think that's what i heard.....

Sweeney
12-25-2006, 03:06 AM
Yeah alot of people don't know exactly how loud they are.

Pipe Dreams
12-25-2006, 03:36 AM
SWEENEY CAN YOU READ THIS BITCH?

pixel
12-25-2006, 07:35 AM
gee pipe dreams it says taht you posted a comment but all i see is your member info followed right up by your sig. is there something you meant to say in your post because it must have taken the wrong exit on the information superhighway

Sweeney
12-25-2006, 04:11 PM
SWEENEY CAN YOU READ THIS BITCH?

whats going on my friend.

Pipe Dreams
12-26-2006, 08:39 AM
whats going on my friend.



CHillin chillin man. Was in ur h00d today son.

Sweeney
12-26-2006, 06:00 PM
Just chillin bored.

green.goddess.
12-26-2006, 06:17 PM
i hate being in walmart. its always a buzz kill. too many people and i get way too paranoid.

Sweeney
03-07-2007, 08:07 PM
bump

slipknotpsycho
03-07-2007, 08:36 PM
damn you, now i'm remembering that fucking boom again.... :wtf: that shit was freaky! although now i have something to compare it too... it was about 4x louder then a mossberg 12 gauge shot at an inside range.... (i went to the gun range for the first time few days back, and first time i heard it go off i was thinking of the boom i heard)

RyanTheCaveman
03-07-2007, 08:42 PM
Lmao. nice story

666300
03-07-2007, 10:32 PM
haha

mowie wowie
03-07-2007, 11:14 PM
if she did hit you, why would you want to get into it with her, wouldn't a cop come to file a crash report, smell you or the car instantly and take you in?

jakez
03-08-2007, 09:53 AM
Hahahhaha, I probably wouldn't have said anything if I didn't see any marks, but I'd still get their plate number or something. And a sonic boom DOES rumble everything (lived in central FL for 15 years) so it's completely likely that he did feel it and thought the car was hit...

TheKidThatLovesMary
03-08-2007, 01:20 PM
damn thats nuts

MotleyCrueBoy24
03-08-2007, 09:25 PM
WOW funny!

Sweeney
03-25-2007, 04:33 AM
bump cause im high

MisterGreen
03-25-2007, 03:35 PM
halarious story. stuff like this sort of happens by me sometimes even though i'm far from florida. theres a rock quary about a mile and a half down the road from my house and you can feel the blasts sometimes. i'm sure it's nothing campared to that bang your talking about though.

Reefer Rogue
03-25-2007, 06:16 PM
lol nice bumps

Nissan_420sx
03-25-2007, 07:00 PM
I live in Central Florida too.. I can just barely hear them where I'm at...but I live directly under one of the airbases flight paths and two days ago I saw 3 navy adn 2 army apache helicopters (i think...) fliying in formation over my house...they were low enough to make the trees across the road blow around...(i do live in the country and on the west coast)...and few other times I've had fighter jets come wizzing over my house in formation..the most i've ever seen at one time was 5...still a hell of a sight when your sitting in the house smokin a bowl nice and baked..hear something loud as shit..run outside look up and see jets and shit flying over

Sweeney
03-28-2007, 04:42 PM
I live in Central Florida too.. I can just barely hear them where I'm at...but I live directly under one of the airbases flight paths and two days ago I saw 3 navy adn 2 army apache helicopters (i think...) fliying in formation over my house...they were low enough to make the trees across the road blow around...(i do live in the country and on the west coast)...and few other times I've had fighter jets come wizzing over my house in formation..the most i've ever seen at one time was 5...still a hell of a sight when your sitting in the house smokin a bowl nice and baked..hear something loud as shit..run outside look up and see jets and shit flying over

It was at the walmart on the blvd in Ocala.

scStOnEr
03-29-2007, 03:20 AM
similar thing happened to me and my friend. were hotboxin in a store parking lot some old lady drives up and actually does hit us. she gets out walks away like nothing happens, we just sat there laughing.

Nissan_420sx
03-30-2007, 10:41 PM
It was at the walmart on the blvd in Ocala.

Ohh..well I guess I just never notice them anymore..lol I remember when I lived in ocala years back I was in elementry school and we went outside as a class to to watch the vapor trail from the shuttle and I remember hearing the boom... good times..good times :jointsmile: