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blazed620
12-23-2006, 06:48 AM
Ok first off....im really stoned right now so bear with me. Well first of all i've been grounded for a long time now cuz my parents found out I smoked. So i haven't been able to hang out with ne of my buddies or my girlfriend...in forever.

Well newayz...one night I was on the computer and my best friends gf starts talking to me. And i was saying how we all of us don't get to hang out together that much ne more. And She was like ya......we should all hang out together...just her and my best friend....and me and my gf.

Well we kept talkin, and we started talkin about christmas, and what i got my gf, and what she got my best friend. I told her i got my gf a $200 necklace, and she said she got my friend a hoody, and some cologne, cuz thats what all the girls were getting their bf's.

Well a couple of days later (today) I talked my mom into letting me go hang out with my gf. I just had to be home by midnight. So i went and picked her up. I gave her, her necklace, and...do u know what she got me? A hoody and cologne. haha. lol...and a chamillionaire cd, it was the one i already had, she thought it was the new one(which doens't come out till like febuary.) But still thats kinda ironic, cuz she got me the same thing that my friends gf got him. Except for the cd. But....dont think its cuz they woulda talked about it. They don't talk to each other..they go to different schools. So it was just ironic that they got us the same thing, when they didn't know what the other was getting.

Well And then later on we didn't have nething to do. So I call my friend, and ask if him and his gf wanna hangout, and he's like yea. So I went and picked them up and we went to the mall. On the way there, I realized my friend gave his gf her presents, and it was a $200 ipod. So that means me and my friend both spent $200 on our gf's. Thats kinda ironic right.

Well then after that we went and parked in a park, and yea...u know. And then I took my friends gf home, and then the rest of us went to shake's and got some ice cream. And then I took my gf and my friend home. But it was also ironic that i had just talked to my friends gf, about how we should all hang out and have like a group date type thing. Never expecting it to happen, just kinda sayin that ya know? But it acctually did happen, and what made it even more ironic is that i talked my mom into letting me go, even tho i've been grounded and i never could do nething..

.But overall it was a good night, great night at that. It was also a night with a lot of ironic things happening it. Or at least i think so.....i AM pretty fucking stoned right now, and nobody prolly read this....but if ya did...please comment it

slipknotpsycho
12-23-2006, 06:57 AM
i swear :p if i read 'ironic' one more time i'm going to stitch your mouth closed! :D

TokinAsianGuy
12-23-2006, 06:59 AM
coincidence is a better word to describe it. i don't see any irony here at all. funny story though.

oh and why didn't you present you gf a nice juicy cock, after all you hadn't seen her for a while right?

blazed620
12-23-2006, 07:12 AM
coincidence is a better word to describe it. i don't see any irony here at all. funny story though.

oh and why didn't you present you gf a nice juicy cock, after all you hadn't seen her for a while right?


Well then after that we went and parked in a park, and yea...u know.:D

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
12-23-2006, 07:54 AM
when you started you're story off about how you're parents grounded you for tokin i thought it was gonna end with you caught you're parents smokin it up or somethin...

im disapointed :(

Nocturnal Stoner
12-23-2006, 05:01 PM
funny story man
peace

spliffstar22
12-23-2006, 05:28 PM
that's jokes....But i was expecting something ironic to happen, and it never did lol

Skink
12-23-2006, 05:40 PM
Yeah,,,were's the irony???

Frivolous248
12-23-2006, 06:15 PM
I missed the part where you got stoned...

big smoke07
12-23-2006, 06:31 PM
This was a waste of time. I'll never get those 2 mins back in life.

BizzleLuvin
12-23-2006, 09:06 PM
every girl gets her guy cologne. i know i did. dudes are hard to shop for sometimes

Frivolous248
12-23-2006, 09:08 PM
I don't think your quite using that word right.

Yeah, your right...he didn't.

For the future, know that irony means when something happens that you wouldn't expect to happen, not like "I wouldn't expect to get the same gift as someone else" but when your actually led to think something else then surprised. Like a twist ending in a movie, for some the 6th sense ending was ironic.

Inferius
12-23-2006, 11:10 PM
Dick in a box!

Skink
12-23-2006, 11:20 PM
I don't wear colonge,,,but if the hoodie was a good one with no writing on it,,,I would take...
:jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:
next time limit yourself to 35$ and shop at Wal * Mart... Buy here a haulter and some toilot water,,,then it will be a draw...

Sheezze,,, my x bought me a ashtray,,,top that???

slipknotpsycho
12-23-2006, 11:27 PM
every girl gets her guy cologne. i know i did. dudes are hard to shop for sometimes

bullshit! just gives us a little card that has tear out coupons "get out of talking free card" "free delux blowjob, any way you want it" "get out of trouble free card" "free sex anytime anyway you want it card" .... lmao

slipknotpsycho
12-23-2006, 11:29 PM
oh and the definition of ironic, one of my brothers friends came over and stayed for awhile at my moms, he stole a bunch of pills and shit, that very night my mom found out and was about to call bitching about it and what not (he also stole my moms wedding ring) she finds out he's in the hospital, unresponsive from an od on meds she had in her closet.... that's ironic.

Skink
12-23-2006, 11:32 PM
Ironic mineral deposit in your water Ironic...

MastaChronic
12-23-2006, 11:36 PM
youve grossly misused the word irionic, those were nothing more than strange coincidences.

MaryJaneintheCloset
12-23-2006, 11:46 PM
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h and why didn't you present you gf a nice juicy cock, after all you hadn't seen her for a while right?

That is some funny shit right there...

The thing I thought was ironic was the fact that as I read your story, I kept thinking you were going to end up hooking up with your friend's gf for some reason. THAT would've been ironic. And shitty.

Hope you get off groundation soon! :)

Skink
12-23-2006, 11:53 PM
Your use of the word ironic is ironic...

we are only funning with you,,,Merry Christmas and enjoy your presents...

sgS2
12-24-2006, 12:37 AM
how ironic

Reefer Rogue
12-24-2006, 08:41 AM
Most ironic thread EVER!

Nation_1ne
12-24-2006, 02:18 PM
The irony is, that there is no irony.

I remember having a discussion with a mate whilst high about the meaning of irony. He thought it had the same meaning as coincidence too.