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lolumad?
12-21-2006, 11:26 PM
im a newb. ive smoked 4 joints in my entire life. just give me advice plz.
well for the 4th attempt at trying to get high i smoked an entire spliff. i rolled it myself, and it was perfect. Nothing but weed, my dads weed.
Problem is I didn't feel any different. I was smoking alone listening to music, and i smoked it all by myself and i didnt get high. this is the fourth occasion this has happened. what am i doing wrong. something to do with the way i was smoking??? keep in mind i have never smoked before, no cigarrettes nothing.
I assumed you smoked by just sucking in and inhaling. thats what i did but i didnt feel like i was smoking it. when i exhaled no smoke came out. yeah but i guess the question is how exactly do you smoke.
EmoRebellion
12-21-2006, 11:28 PM
You need to inhale it.. You are probably just taking the smoke into your mouth. Inhale as deep as you can. If you dont cough, you are doing it wrong.
MastaChronic
12-21-2006, 11:29 PM
........................................look kid, dont steal your dads weed and dont ask "how you do it" online, its reliable information but its much better if you have someone actually there and show you how to do it.
as for your ghost hits, you joint probably wasnt air tight at all.
JaggedEdge
12-21-2006, 11:49 PM
I agree, it would be best if you could smoke with an experienced smoker first.
But you aren't inhaling anyting if you aren't blowing smoke out. You would certainly see it.
My suggestion would be to smoke out of a pipe first, I'm sure your dad would have some lying around. Suck the smoke into your mouth, than open your mouth a little and inhale as much air as you can as quickly as you can. You will likely cough up a lung, but it should get a lot easier after a few hits.
Does your dad know your are pinching his stash? Why can't you ask him to teach you? To young to ask?
lolumad?
12-22-2006, 12:05 AM
im 16 so i cant ask him. he does know i've tried it.
The cool thing about my dad is that when he was my kid he was always in fights smoking weed and getting drunk. now in his 40's he comes home from a hard days work after drilling for 12 hours and listens to pink floyd and smokes weed right in front of me. so i guess i COULD ask him. just here first.
and i dont know anyone who i can buy weed from as i just moved to a new school and none of my friends smoke weed which sucks balls. im starting to hang around with a bunch of stoners at my new school though.
Nocturnal Stoner
12-22-2006, 12:15 AM
ye man u in yr 11 too? i think that it may be packed down too tight but i cant tell from just word of mouth
peace
cleareyes
12-22-2006, 03:40 AM
get a pipe and smoke a bowl, its hard to fuck that up
BlazinTreesX3
12-23-2006, 07:31 AM
I started at about age 11 or 12 and for yeaaaars (pretty bad) we only blazed out of a Bolt (easy to get at auto zone any size) with a simple kitchen sink screen in it its about as big as a walnut The ultimate sneak and toke Huuuuge hits and always got us high from the first time. Fuck a joint is how i live ive tried a few times and promies to never do ti again a few times..
KottonMouthKid
12-23-2006, 02:14 PM
I started at about age 11 or 12 and for yeaaaars (pretty bad) we only blazed out of a Bolt (easy to get at auto zone any size) with a simple kitchen sink screen in it its about as big as a walnut The ultimate sneak and toke Huuuuge hits and always got us high from the first time. Fuck a joint is how i live ive tried a few times and promies to never do ti again a few times..
Saying that you just don't smoke joints is kind-of dumb isn't it?
After all
They hit huge, arn't harsh, easy to share, AND ITS WEED!
AlwaysBlazed
12-23-2006, 02:38 PM
im 16 so i cant ask him. he does know i've tried it.
The cool thing about my dad is that when he was my kid he was always in fights smoking weed and getting drunk. now in his 40's he comes home from a hard days work after drilling for 12 hours and listens to pink floyd and smokes weed right in front of me. so i guess i COULD ask him. just here first.
and i dont know anyone who i can buy weed from as i just moved to a new school and none of my friends smoke weed which sucks balls. im starting to hang around with a bunch of stoners at my new school though.
Just ask him if he doesn't hide it from you.
Monoxide90
12-23-2006, 02:47 PM
I think people need to stop doing joints down.
It can be extremley difficult to roll a huge joint with perfectley grinded weed, even all the way a long and also among other things a great toke.
Rolling a joint, is a skill!
As for your problem make sure you are using a roach! I mean if you have never smoked before you might not know what it is, a roach is a think bit of cardboard you shape into a tube big enough to let the smoke get through into your mouth and lungs, you put the roach at the beginning of your joint simular to a filter of a cigarette only hollow.
If you were using a roach make sure you are inhaling properley, I found this hard to get the hold of quickly, just take it in and inhale it like it's nothing but normal air by taking a deep breath, also try holding it in for long!
And Emo Rebellion is right, if your not coughing somthing is going wrong.
Smoke'n'Toke
12-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Hold it in for as long as you possibly can, and exhale as soon as you full you are about the cough your lungs up.
Dont swallow, LOL.
Pezzo
12-23-2006, 03:10 PM
use a bong man! and watch someone else smoke i learnt a lot hanging round wiv m8s. again u should be coughing.
if u dont breath out any smoke ur doing it wrong same as if u breath out think smoke... u should toke of a spliff then inhale air with it, u will the find it easier and will breath out smoke n air, hence the not so thick smoke
Joint have the highest THC transfer rate. They last the longest [apart from blunts] and they are, along with blunts, the most sociable way to smoke.
Joints are great, they're old school and for me, they're the most pleasureable way of smoking.
savagepossum
12-23-2006, 03:55 PM
actually convection vaporizers have the highest thc transfer rate but in smoking i do agree that joints (with no baccy) are a great way to smoke
actually convection vaporizers have the highest thc transfer rate but in smoking i do agree that joints (with no baccy) are a great way to smoke
HA
Got you there. NO THEY DONT.
It's funny... but no, vapes DO NOT have the highest THC transfer rate at all.
Research it.
I mean, you can tell straight away, concidering vapes dont use all the THC in the first palce, thats why you can make brownies with the left overs that still get you high... and thats because not all the THC is used.
Joints are at the top as far as THC trasnfer rates go.
HA
Got you there. NO THEY DONT.
It's funny... but no, vapes DO NOT have the highest THC transfer rate at all.
Research it.
I mean, you can tell straight away, concidering vapes dont use all the THC in the first palce, thats why you can make brownies with the left overs that still get you high... and thats because not all the THC is used.
Joints are at the top as far as THC trasnfer rates go.
And joints are even better when you get the to the stage of being able to roll them so that when your not taking a hit they aint smoking, but are just about embering. Then you dont loose any THC.
savagepossum
12-23-2006, 04:16 PM
please for once back your statements up with some evidence
I dont need evidence. I know im right, and im not going to go on a search for it, if you want it, you do your OWN research.
I not going to research something for you when i already know.
And most of my statements are either obvious, common knowledge or if they're not, i do back them up.
So, maybe you should think before you type.
everlyj23
12-23-2006, 05:20 PM
well evidence is nice, but he does make a good point about being able to use vaporizer left overs...i mean if all the thc was being used, then it wouldnt fuck you up when you ate it...but anyway, his other great point is that if you roll well enough then you aren't wasting any smoke.
sometimes i get annoyed with you, lip, but i must say you are right on with those two points
savagepossum
12-23-2006, 05:24 PM
most of your statments are assumptions and bossing other people around telling them your right and that know one should think otherwise. why should i back up my facts when you never bother to, i know i am right
Monoxide90
12-23-2006, 06:47 PM
Calm down guys, sounds like both of you could do with a joint right now :jointsmile:
pixel
12-23-2006, 07:28 PM
are you a day of defeat player lol
(to the lolumad)
most of your statments are assumptions and bossing other people around telling them your right and that know one should think otherwise. why should i back up my facts when you never bother to, i know i am right
You keep thinking that. Ignorance is bliss.
420purpHAZE420
12-23-2006, 07:43 PM
i dont know about the thc transfer rate, but a bong is probably the best way to guarantee you inhale...but if i had to choose between a vape and one of LIP's 45 min joints, id 4sure take the joint lol
ganjah
12-23-2006, 07:51 PM
are you a day of defeat player lol
(to the lolumad)
I play dayof defeat, pixel. Such a fun game to play when your really stoned, just mute the sound and turn on some trippy music.
d4veg
12-23-2006, 07:59 PM
I'm pretty sure joints are the highest THC transfer rate, although I haven't researched it. It just feels that way.
ganjah
12-23-2006, 08:03 PM
I can believe Lip that joints do have the highest THC transfer rate- if they are rolled correctly that is. If you roll some loose ass joint its going to suck. Lip is saying they have the highest transfer rate because when he smokes them, when he is just holding the joint in his hand there isnt a bunch of smoke coming off it like a cigarette would. Which probobly means if you smoke outside and the wind is blowing the joint would stay lit and probobly not have the highest transfer rate. It really all depends on the conditions your in.
Greenhit
12-23-2006, 08:30 PM
I smoke from a glass pipe. I put enough to cover the screen and light it all and inhale. After my hit there is only ash. A joint is more efficient than this? I need to hear the science.
methodnredd
12-23-2006, 08:50 PM
I get wayyy more blazed using vapes than I do smoking joints, but joints do have the highest transfer rate. Vaporizers only heat up enough to burn the thc not the plant (depends on the setting), while joints obviously burn it all.
I get wayyy more blazed using vapes than I do smoking joints, but joints do have the highest transfer rate. Vaporizers only heat up enough to burn the thc not the plant (depends on the setting), while joints obviously burn it all.
Indeed, thankyou. I didnt want to post this info myself because i felt that'd be making it too easy for the idiots that dont belive me.
Vapes only heat the trichomes, and dont burn the plant matter, and because there's THC in plant matter too, your not getting it all.
Now do the people who didnt belive me actually understand.
Next time dont start saying shit when you dont know what your talking about.
FakeBoobsRule
12-23-2006, 09:06 PM
I think this guy needs to take the joint away before his lungs are full then take a hit of air to drive the THC smoke down into his lungs to make sure he isn't keeping it in his mouth and such.
Pezzo
12-23-2006, 09:28 PM
whats wiv the title anyway? im pissed lol
exiled247
12-23-2006, 09:40 PM
im a newb. ive smoked 4 joints in my entire life. just give me advice plz.
well for the 4th attempt at trying to get high i smoked an entire spliff. i rolled it myself, and it was perfect. Nothing but weed, my dads weed.
Problem is I didn't feel any different. I was smoking alone listening to music, and i smoked it all by myself and i didnt get high. this is the fourth occasion this has happened. what am i doing wrong. something to do with the way i was smoking??? keep in mind i have never smoked before, no cigarrettes nothing.
I assumed you smoked by just sucking in and inhaling. thats what i did but i didnt feel like i was smoking it. when i exhaled no smoke came out. yeah but i guess the question is how exactly do you smoke.
i'm not sure why there's an arguement on this thread, but that's besides the point... as for your "problem", i would seriously consider talking to your dad about it as someone else mentioned. it could be a multitude of different things that caused you not to get high and if your dad is a seasoned vet at smoking i'm sure he can steer you in the right direction. i wouldn't mention anything about pinching his stash, but if he smokes it right in front of you with no cares then i doubt he'll get pissed if you show some interest towards smoking... the worst thing that can happen will be that he says no. and if that's the case i would recommend using a glass chillum to smoke from.
Nav Man
12-23-2006, 09:55 PM
bong it...
smooth not harsh and mean big hits....
xD
i reakon bongs the way to go man!
d4veg
12-23-2006, 10:45 PM
in the end, everyone just wants to get high :jointsmile:
apHytHiaTe
12-24-2006, 05:06 AM
Wait man, aren't vapes like 45% transfer rate? Unless convection vapes are different from like the Volcano style, then that was really wrong. Fucking NORML themselves said joints have better xfer rate.
Another vote for LIP :P You're right bro.
slipknotpsycho
12-24-2006, 05:14 AM
ok, i'm not gonna read this all, but ifyou're still having problems, get ALOT of smoke in your mouth (i'm assuming you know how to do atleast this) then start trying to inhale through your mouth (just like you would if your nose is clogged and you gotta breathe through your nose) then slowly part your lips (so no smoke escapes)
if that don't work.... and you still don't get high, keep trying, and trying and trying.... some people don't get high for many times when they first start trying... it's normal. even if they're doing it right....
btw, i'm not gonna get into this, but stealing is wrong, little or alot, 1 dollar or 1 grand... so, from now on, either ask your dad, or find your own..... trying my best not to be an ass, but i really dis-like theives...
jaGerbom
12-24-2006, 05:20 AM
have u ever used a straw before?
have u ever drank from a straw then inhaled what u were drinking on accident?
try to do that lol
Reefer Rogue
12-24-2006, 08:49 AM
bong it...
smooth not harsh and mean big hits....
xD
i reakon bongs the way to go man!
I agree, there a bong people out there and we're two of them.
DemoCommando
12-24-2006, 06:55 PM
LIP, something I've wondered, how long are your joints? Are they the 1 1/4 inch j's or the longer ones? like the 3 inch? The 1 1/4 j's I doubt can last 45 min, but I dunno, never tried that hard.
Dave
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:40 PM
to the kid that can roll a perfect J and has never smoked you are a disgrace to the human race and i would advise you to get castrated so that your genes never again swim in the gene pool
thank you
LIP, something I've wondered, how long are your joints? Are they the 1 1/4 inch j's or the longer ones? like the 3 inch? The 1 1/4 j's I doubt can last 45 min, but I dunno, never tried that hard.
Dave
Well, i normally use the Bob Marley Papers, which are the kingsize ones, but for the last week i've been using blue slim rizla king size, so thats 4.4 inch, but if i fancy one that burns for about an hour i'll L skin em.
It's more the art of rolling it tight enough that it doesnt burn up in 2 hits, but loose enough so you can pull the maximum amount of smoke though, with bigger hits. I always use a roach too, as it keeps the end open and you can get bigger hits through it aslwell.
Also, when your not taking a hit, it shouldnt smoke. It shouldnt go out either. It should be just embering, but not enough to make smoke, and when you take a hit it should light up straight away. This keeps the joint alight without wasting silly amounts of weed.
I supose im old school, but i've mastered the perfect joint for me, maybe the perfect joint of all time, meh, probably not, but tiz damn good, and so far only around 5 or 6 people on this site can do it. Some belive me, some dont. Some are plain idiots, but the point is i've explained it now, then again, i've expalined it time and time again, so they really should know, i can do it.
Why dont you all try it for yourselves, it may take some time, but imagine a "shitty" little joint burning longer than a blunt infront of your mates... they'd be paying for joint rolling classes.
Anyways, enjoy the info, i hope you can make longer lasting enjoyable joints.
And Merry Christmas.
to the kid that can roll a perfect J and has never smoked you are a disgrace to the human race and i would advise you to get castrated so that your genes never again swim in the gene pool
thank you
If thats to me, then the jokes on you as your the idiot. And i'd watch what you say. Carry on like that and you'll be banned. OR WORSE.
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:45 PM
it wasnt a joke it was my honest opinion
Yeah, but your an idiot, your jealous because you can roll for shit and i can, and it's so outrageous that you cant do it you dont belive it.
Childish.
Im not the only person who can do it either, so you really are an idiot.
Oh well, as they say, ignorance is bliss....
Untill your kicked to shit and come back to reality and realise that just cos you cant do something doesnt mean another person cant.
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:48 PM
oh and #2 im not sure if having a 140 I.Q. qualifies as being an "idiot"
#3 im only 15, i have a whole life ahead of me to get banned from places:)
oh and #2 im not sure if having a 140 I.Q. qualifies as being an "idiot"
#3 im only 15, i have a whole life ahead of me to get banned from places:)
Thats even worse, your just a little kiddie.
This sites for adults, to be honest your childish opinion isnt wanted. It doesnt count as you have no life experience. And thats the wrong attitude to have on this site, cos im sure they wouldnt hesitate to ban a silly little kid.
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:51 PM
to this "lip" character i dont really know what you are talking about at all, are you already baked? i kno im a lil buzzed but as far as i know i was saying that to the kid who STARTED THE FUCKING THREAD, its simple logic and common sense that would tell you that
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:53 PM
mr lip, as a liscenced professional i advise you to stop arguing (an argument that was started for no reason) and smoke a J
everybody knows that in simple math, anything + J = good
Hang on, man, im stoned as fuck yes, but whats going on? I thought it was to me?
pixel
12-24-2006, 08:54 PM
people don't judge intelligence by a dumb fucking IQ score anymore dude this is 2006 not 1970 go read about how biased those tests are
Sorry mate, im already stoned, its 8:54 pm and im stoned alraedy waiting for christmas
I'll light anoter up shall i? Ok.
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:56 PM
Yeah, but your an idiot, your jealous because you can roll for shit and i can, and it's so outrageous that you cant do it you dont belive it.
Childish.
Im not the only person who can do it either, so you really are an idiot.
Oh well, as they say, ignorance is bliss....
Untill your kicked to shit and come back to reality and realise that just cos you cant do something doesnt mean another person cant.
this makes absolutely 0 sense to what i said so im sure anyone can tell who the real idiot is
i said nothing about not being able to roll a J, simply stating that i hope this kids lower form of thinking is never passed on to future generations
you must be either really high, or have little common sense
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:57 PM
im assuming the 1st one
jaGerbom
12-24-2006, 08:57 PM
Thats even worse, your just a little kiddie.
This sites for adults, to be honest your childish opinion isnt wanted.
lip your the man and i do believe in your 45 minutes j's but im sure a very big part of this forum consists of teen's
including my 16 y/o self
we may not have as much life experience as adults but u dont have to call us kiddies :thumbsup:
Raelly really high,... and personally i concider the age to be responcible as 16. I think anyone younger than that isnt really old enough, and that doesnt mean their value isnt counted, but because they are only young, they dont really have much real life experience and because of that they say either stupid things when they;re not needed or they're bias because they dont understand, and sometimes too stubborn, but adults are aswell.
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 08:58 PM
people don't judge intelligence by a dumb fucking IQ score anymore dude this is 2006 not 1970 go read about how biased those tests are
technically since i am one of the people that the tests are biased against, wouldnt that mean i have an even higher I.Q. than 140?
please do not try starting an argument over anything this unimportant when you are completely clueless about the situation
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 09:01 PM
lip your the man and i do believe in your 45 minutes j's but im sure a very big part of this forum consists of teen's
including my 16 y/o self
we may not have as much life experience as adults but u dont have to call us kiddies :thumbsup:
i agree... besides dont those adds against weed always cite youths increasing usage as a "problem"
as far as im concerned each new cananbis user brings us closer to world peace
slipknotpsycho
12-24-2006, 09:02 PM
technically since i am one of the people that the tests are biased against, wouldnt that mean i have an even higher I.Q. than 140?
please do not try starting an argument over anything this unimportant when you are completely clueless about the situation
takes two to argue ya know? oh and btw, pixel's right, in this day and age those tests mean jack-shit... lol
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 09:03 PM
key word "starting"
slipknotpsycho
12-24-2006, 09:10 PM
to the kid that can roll a perfect J and has never smoked you are a disgrace to the human race and i would advise you to get castrated so that your genes never again swim in the gene pool
thank you
soooo... it's ok for you to try and start an argument, but not for anyone else? i mean.... that is a pretty negative statement.... no good could really come of that statment.... judging by your name, and statements thus far, you're some 'know-it-all' kid that thinks he's high and mighty.... well time to fall off your horse there little buddy :thumbsup:
JeenYuss
12-24-2006, 09:25 PM
soooo... it's ok for you to try and start an argument, but not for anyone else? i mean.... that is a pretty negative statement.... no good could really come of that statment.... judging by your name, and statements thus far, you're some 'know-it-all' kid that thinks he's high and mighty.... well time to fall off your horse there little buddy :thumbsup:
maybe no good could come from that statement... doesnt mean its not completely true
and "thus far" ... the key word in that statement u jus made i beleive is "judging"
but btw most of your judgements were somewhat along the lines of being accurate
but anyways here goes
an explanation of my original statement
a 16 year old whos dad smokes mad weed, he can roll a perfect J supposedly, etc.
how can you possibly not know how to smoke? its sum extremely simple logic if you ask me an i beleive anybody who ... fuck
dont know how to smoke a J = extremely stupid
that statement should be accurate, or at least real close
i dont want all the dumb people reproducing and multiplying spreading their dumb genes etc.
high people im alright with, but just plain dumb people?
thats all i have to say on the matter
lil josh
12-24-2006, 10:18 PM
suck the joint till u cant suck it no more then take a breath in
or simply watch your dad next time he smokes.
if you are inhaling it correctly then you probably have not rolled it correctly, is the cherry (red bit at the end) getting brighter when you take a toke if not then thats your problem, its not air tight and needs to be re rolled
everlyj23
12-25-2006, 05:12 PM
technically since i am one of the people that the tests are biased against, wouldnt that mean i have an even higher I.Q. than 140?
haha..wow imo, reading that post makes me think that your IQ is significantly less than 140...hopefully some others see the humor in this also. but anyway, i'm not trying to start anymore arguments, that's not necessary. anyway, to the guy who can't get high, just hit either a bong or a pipe man...keep ripping til you cough...while you're coughing you'll be wishing that you hadn't have ripped it so hard...that's a good thing, i promise.
KottonMouthKid
01-04-2007, 08:14 PM
Raelly really high,... and personally i concider the age to be responcible as 16. I think anyone younger than that isnt really old enough, and that doesnt mean their value isnt counted, but because they are only young, they dont really have much real life experience and because of that they say either stupid things when they;re not needed or they're bias because they dont understand, and sometimes too stubborn, but adults are aswell.
this can be true.
however, i'm 14 and have only posted things i belive to be helpful to others. I would also consider myself to have a decent sized knowledge of cannabis, and other simmilar topics.
but, i must admit that i started too early (at 11) and i probably was at one point fitting the mold of the annoying kids
this can be true.
however, i'm 14 and have only posted things i belive to be helpful to others. I would also consider myself to have a decent sized knowledge of cannabis, and other simmilar topics.
but, i must admit that i started too early (at 11) and i probably was at one point fitting the mold of the annoying kids
I also started when i was 11, and i think that was too early. 16 is a good age.
I was an annoying little fuck, well, in some ways i still am but at the mo it's amplified cos i have no tobacco cos i quit, but i just hate reading some of the stuff kids post on here, and tbh, 99% of it IS from kids, although most of the teenagers on this site are fine, like yourself and orangeman among others.
KottonMouthKid
01-05-2007, 04:55 PM
I also started when i was 11, and i think that was too early. 16 is a good age.
I was an annoying little fuck, well, in some ways i still am but at the mo it's amplified cos i have no tobacco cos i quit, but i just hate reading some of the stuff kids post on here, and tbh, 99% of it IS from kids, although most of the teenagers on this site are fine, like yourself and orangeman among others.
I think that this is very true.
Cannabis while hardly a drug does still alter ones mind to a certain extent. And at a younger age it makes people flip shit. I've relised that i started way to early, and even still, i'd say that i'm a little early.
I think the reason that me and orangeman (and numerous others) don't yip and post pointless shit is because it bothers us just as much as you guys when that happens
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