Getting on an airplane?

[playoffs]

Hey all,

This is my first post but have read the message boards for a while. I happen to be going onto a ski trip in a little and was wondering if anyone has ever successfuly brought marijuana on a plane recently and how they did it.

Thanks...

[slipknotpsycho]

uhmmmmmmmmmm......DON'T EVEN TRY IT....dude listen carefully they will have drug dogs and all kinds of stuff that will get you busted.....

[playoffs]

No one has actually done it before???

[XTC]

Well what all the security and long lines I doubt you could and if you if you get caught I think your federally fucked. I think its a felony to bring an illegal subtance on a plane. Just try to find someone at the resort who has some shit.

[Encatuse]

I bet it's doable if you have a prescription. ^.^ But anyway they dont have drug dogs that sniff YOU llast time I went on a plane. So.. maybe take a condom, fill it with weed, and stick it up your ass. I still wouldn't reccommend it and I'd never do it myself. Too much risk.

[AbandonNegativity]

I'm not a fan of kiestering things. I bet people were able to accomplish this before the 11th of September in 2001.

[crucifix]

Listen...I travel more than 100 days a year on business and I always bring with me.

Rules to follow...

do not wear anything that will cause the metal detectors to go off

keep all produce sealed tight and tape it to your body...a few inches below your belt line as close to your genitals as possible....

do not remove the produce from your body for any reason until you land and are safely out of the airport.

I have brought out of NY (JFK, LAG) at least 5 dzen times...never a stop. Even brought 2 ounces overseas to London this past summer.

good luck!

[Lulu]

do not wear anything that will cause the metal detectors to go off
That in itself can be hard to accomplish.
I wore a dress (no metal buttons etc) with underwear and a pair of boots and I still set it off :rolleyes:
Bellybutton ring was all I cud think of ~ unless Aliens have managed to get an implant in me :eek:
I had about a quarter in a skirt pocket in my suitcase, no problems.
But I wouldn't risk it in the states ~ no fucking way :) JMHO

[Mello.as.Hello]

I tape a little baggy (tops 1/2) to my balls. Problem sloved! And I wear no necklaces, rings, watches, shoes w/metal ANYWHERE (that includes in the sole of most dress shoes)..

I've never been stopped before either.

[F L E S H]

I'm sure there are ways, but I could never take that risk, especially in the US!!

[crucifix]

whoever said it is a fed offense to carry on a plane doesn't know squat...I have two friends...both busted in Miami airport for putting the herb in their suitcases (dumb!) and they both received fines only....

you guys all sound exactly the way the gov't wants you to sound...fear is the base for controlling the population...

In the end..it's safer to bring with you than to buy in an area you are unfamilar with.

peace

[powair]

I've done it before but it was so stressful I wouldn't do it again. I just hid it in my pants and hoped there wouldn't be dogs.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

That in itself can be hard to accomplish.
I wore a dress (no metal buttons etc) with underwear and a pair of boots and I still set it off :rolleyes:
Bellybutton ring was all I cud think of ~ unless Aliens have managed to get an implant in me :eek:
I had about a quarter in a skirt pocket in my suitcase, no problems.
But I wouldn't risk it in the states ~ no fucking way :) JMHO
i had the same thing happen to me!...except withot the dress and it was boxers lol but i was wearing boots and i forgot they were steel-toed and it set them off...so dont wear boots lol

[Smokes]

Personally, I have never attempted this before. But I would just do what everybody else is saying. Tape it to your balls or something. Good luck

[Encatuse]

Personally I'd prefer sticking it up my ass. But that's just me...

Ha, kidding. Yeah. Taping it to your balls will probably work just fine.

[blazinbuds2135]

dude i dont see why everyone is makin a big deal outta this. Just put the shit in your pocket, i do it everywhere i go and i have even been stopped, they still didnt find the shit

[Mello.as.Hello]

Not to be rude, but don't listen to that advice. ANY drug dog anywhere around would smell it, they'd feel it on a pat down, and.. just..

Don't listen to that guy, man. Be very careful doing anything illegal in this new Bush regime. Federal "Pound me in the ass" prison is no fun, from what I hear.

[playoffs]

thanks for the replies.