NUKE THE WHALES!

[00Ampersand]

They crowd the ocean, utilize too much of our valuable plankton resources, and make annoying "uhhhhhhhh" noises! I think it's time for whales to go. Who's with me?!
~007~


Top Five Reasons to Hate Whales (and work towards their annihilation):

1. MAMMALS OF THE SEA!! They LOOK like FISH, but breathe AIR and give BIRTH and are MAMMALS! This concept of underwater sea mammals is archaic, which demonstrates that the time has come for whales to become part of the marine biology history annals. The ocean environment doesn't change as quickly as the terranland. We must expediate the process, and end this abomination against nature!

2. WHALE NOISES! These horrific sounds equate to fingernails on a chalkboard! Just thinking about them is giving me goosebumps and sending a chill up my spine. The term whale "songs" is just a ploy to make you think that these excruciating noises have any pleasantness involved with them. There are even CDs you can BUY with these horrible noises! One is better off buying an album by Sonic Youth if they want to listen to high pitched noises. Don't buy into the scam of the "whale song"!

3. BODY BARNACLES! It's just plain slovenly to allow barnacles to grow on your body. There are thousands of little microorganisms feasting off of a whale's body. A whale might as well be equated to the hull of a boat: coated in barnacles, it's thick outer husk to be withered away by these nasty little crustaceans.

4. BALEEN WHALES!! They filter the ocean water for scum. Straining the water for fish and crustaceans, the food gets caught in the matted baleen fringes inside their bodies. Think about what your sink strainer looks like after you did the dishes. Would you want to eat that? Have it rotting away in your mouth? This also encompasses another issue that we here at antiwhale.org can not stand. GROOVES. The throat grooves that puff out when the whale is feeding, so that it can sustain it's gluttony even moreso.

5. LARGEST ANIMAL on the planet. Grotesquely large. These creatures time has come! End the reign of oversized sea mammals! The world is growing smaller every day. The food and resources these creatures need in order to sustain their existence is ridiculous. Spare the oceans of such wanton extravagance!

(taken without permission from http://antiwhale.org/five.php)

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[GooseBear]

lets kill something because we all can hear those noises that they make we all want to buy the cd's of whale songs and heaven forbid those annoying barnacles (not even on our body)there are barnacles on the bottoms of ships LETS BOMB THE SHIPS TOO! Yeah lets kill something just because it is the largest animal and some people think it's ugly

what did the whales do to you man?


everything has it's place in the world

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, like, this one time, I was in hospital and in some discomfort.
I used to moan in pain..but this bloke in the next bed, was an ex-Norwiegen Whaler, and started stabbing me with a tooth-pick....
Silly bugger!

Course, if he hadn't been raised with the psyche to stab whales, then I would've been ok!

I say, get rid of Wales, and Whales...they sound the same, and are equally as annoying.

[clevemire]

May they all end up on the beaches as seagull food!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[sawleaf]

Wouldn't a stuffed whale be badass on your wall!? If you had a wall big enough. :rolleyes: We already nuked them when we tested tons of bombs in the pacific. There is still a dead area out there where all the nukes were tested, dead sealife floats everywhere.

[00Ampersand]

Someone should make a seafood restaurant out of a preserved whale carcass
~007~

[RESiNATE]

dead selife :confused:
Isn't that a double-negative?



which in turn, makes a positive, Ok ok ok ..carry on :rolleyes:

[Reefer Rogue]

lisa simpson looks at nelsons nuke the wales poster, "nuke the wales?" quotes nelson munths "gotta nuke something"

[apsinthion]

FREE WILLY!!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

and while youre nuking the Whales...


STOP the GEESE

[High phy]

LOL

you meanies!

[RESiNATE]

Someone should make a seafood restaurant out of a preserved whale carcass
~007~
Yeah, and I wonder what they'd call it?

"Come to The Dorsel Diner Restaurant, you'll have a WHALE of a time!!"

They'll be sections in there, like a 'Crill-Grill', or the 'Barnacle Bar'

[Reefer Rogue]

that post reminded me of those birthday cakes "have a whale of a birthday" but that was probably what you were refering to...

[RESiNATE]

lol, Reefer...my birthday cakes always used to say "Reduced for quick sale -40p"

[sawleaf]

Even better, I want a giant gold plated whale skeleton proped up in my front yard. Great jungle gym for the kids! :p

[00Ampersand]

HAhah, I can see it now..

Announcer: This week on MTV's CRIBS!
P-Diddy: Yo yo yo, lemme welcome y'all to ma new crib...its revolutionary in design--completely made out of a gold plated, hunchback whale skeleton!

~007~

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, you could play tunes on it's rib-cage..much like a Xylophone! :D

or is it Glockenspiel?

whatever..you could play tunes, though :D

[sawleaf]

Ya dat itz ein glockenspiel

[GHoSToKeR]

Ya dat itz ein glockenspiel
lol wtf!?!?!?

[SonicBloom]

This thread isn't funny.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

YouTube - Dead Whale + Dynamite = Bad Idea (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU)

[timothylearyisdead]

most pointless thread today...

[FreeVenice]

Screw whales, good for nothings. we should farm them and eat-em, haha unless they taste like shit which I bet they do. I like dolphins though, they live the perfect life, no major enemys, all the room to roam, they even have casual sex.

[Skink]

My neighbors dog barks a lot...

[MastaChronic]

My neighbors dog barks a lot...

then feed it a steak soaked in antifreeze like that one guy did

[Purple Banana]

then feed it a steak soaked in antifreeze like that one guy did

OMG I heard about that guy! Crazy! You from Maryland, right?

[MastaChronic]

OMG I heard about that guy! Crazy! You from Maryland, right?

what? no
im from oregon....portland to be a bit more specific

[Skink]

I think it's a pretty common occurrence killing animals with anti freeze... when I was young there was a story like that rumored in my neighborhood...

[FreeVenice]

I think my upstairs neighbor is watching me. . . I swear he follows me from room to room. This guy is a creep, and he play all these random instruments in the middle of the night (3:30am). Did I mention he's terrible, I probly going to move anfter flowering anyway so fuck it.

I hate bitchy dogs. I like the ones that just stare for hours.

[xxxhazexxx]

They crowd the ocean, utilize too much of our valuable plankton resources, and make annoying "uhhhhhhhh" noises! I think it's time for whales to go. Who's with me?!
~007~


Top Five Reasons to Hate Whales (and work towards their annihilation):

1. MAMMALS OF THE SEA!! They LOOK like FISH, but breathe AIR and give BIRTH and are MAMMALS! This concept of underwater sea mammals is archaic, which demonstrates that the time has come for whales to become part of the marine biology history annals. The ocean environment doesn't change as quickly as the terranland. We must expediate the process, and end this abomination against nature!

2. WHALE NOISES! These horrific sounds equate to fingernails on a chalkboard! Just thinking about them is giving me goosebumps and sending a chill up my spine. The term whale "songs" is just a ploy to make you think that these excruciating noises have any pleasantness involved with them. There are even CDs you can BUY with these horrible noises! One is better off buying an album by Sonic Youth if they want to listen to high pitched noises. Don't buy into the scam of the "whale song"!

3. BODY BARNACLES! It's just plain slovenly to allow barnacles to grow on your body. There are thousands of little microorganisms feasting off of a whale's body. A whale might as well be equated to the hull of a boat: coated in barnacles, it's thick outer husk to be withered away by these nasty little crustaceans.

4. BALEEN WHALES!! They filter the ocean water for scum. Straining the water for fish and crustaceans, the food gets caught in the matted baleen fringes inside their bodies. Think about what your sink strainer looks like after you did the dishes. Would you want to eat that? Have it rotting away in your mouth? This also encompasses another issue that we here at antiwhale.org can not stand. GROOVES. The throat grooves that puff out when the whale is feeding, so that it can sustain it's gluttony even moreso.

5. LARGEST ANIMAL on the planet. Grotesquely large. These creatures time has come! End the reign of oversized sea mammals! The world is growing smaller every day. The food and resources these creatures need in order to sustain their existence is ridiculous. Spare the oceans of such wanton extravagance!

(taken without permission from AntiWhale.Org (http://antiwhale.org/five.php))

Please sign this petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/whalenow/petition.html)

idiot

[High Plains Drifter]

I hardly think wanting a species dead because what they eat sounds unappetizing to you makes sense. And plankton is a primary producer, whales have been eating them since before humans existed and all of a sudden they're using too much of it?

[4gan2ja0]

dont forget the fact that when they reproduce something like 1000 gallons of whale-sperm goes into the water, and youve always wondered why seawater was salty...

[GHoSToKeR]

STOP the geese