A list of things to never do stoned

[hello3pat]

Let's get a list going and I'll start:

Watch a realy scary horror movie.

BOGART THE PIP/JOINT/BONG

cook greasy foods

[budsmoker only]

to never volcano the bowl, or blow it out when its not cashed..

[Jacop]

Fight the cannabis revolution. you might do something stoopid.

[savagepossum]

hey i like greasy foods and whatchin horror fillms stoned!

one thing to never do is to stash or hide stuff becuase when your sober you will forget were you put it

[hello3pat]

Fight the cannabis revolution. you might do something stoopid.
Ahh, tis the truth.
NEver speaketh Shakespearian, thou dost only soundeth retarded

[Steezy]

Study for finals, or school

[hello3pat]

Try to tconvince a cop your not stoned,

Masturbate with your window blinds open so the neighbors can see.

[savagepossum]

ha ha i take it that actually happened then lol

[hello3pat]

ha ha i take it that actually happened then lol

I plead the 5th

[poiuyt]

I plead the 5th

ahahaha

[ToDrunkToFish]

Taking a drug test.

[Splifted]

If you are stoned, you should absolutely not quit smoking weed. Then you would become un-stoned, and that would suck. :stoned:

[TokinAsianGuy]

Attend the wedding of a relative...

[zephyrinne]

Try to boil chicken on a gas stove. Then you pass out.

Then you wake up to firefighters pulling you and your roommates out of the house at 4 AM; 3 random people called 911 cause black smoke was rolling out of the windows.

Didn't happen to me, but a friend. He was way stoned, tried to boil chicken. Ended up passing out on the couch and all the water boiled down in the pot, making the chicken burn.. yeeah.. he isn't the smartest/most responsible person out there.

[hello3pat]

wow, that would suck

Speeking of sucking if someone says "You could suck a golfball through a garden hose" that is never under any curcumstances to be considered a challenge

[hello3pat]

Oh and go to church

[bubblebrain8]

work out

[Purple Banana]

Hang gliding.

No, wait, I totally take that back. Hang gliding would be great stoned. :stoned:

Just kind of unsafe.

[Reefer Rogue]

Fight.

[The Colonel]

Attend the wedding of a relative...

last summer i had to drive two hours into Austin for my uncles wedding... smoked the whole way there,, free food everywhere

[TokinAsianGuy]

i was too baked at the wedding i attended a couple months back. my eyes were red and relaxed, and i had this content grin on my face the whole time (that content grin is a stoner giveaway). one of my cousins asked me why i being so weird, so i told her i had a session beforei got to the wedding. we had a good chuckle and she kept my secret from the rest of the family. EVERYONE was there and i was paranoid as hell.

[Skink]

walk into a tree...

[MFer]

Climb trees. Sure, getting up there is easy and fun.

Getting down is fast, and painful :(

[RedLocks]

take a piss test

[Frivolous248]

multi task and smoke a joint naked.:(

I think most things are only 'don't do it stoned' to certain people though...Some people are high all day so they do everything stoned.

[potsmokingnome]

Studying for a test while being stoned, unless you plan to take that test stonned as well LOL

[Matt the Funk]

Do not do crossword puzzles. They are hard.

[MastaChronic]

never tell a cop you love him
never rest your balls on the bong
never try and say snufflufflegus while stoned

[Purple Banana]

Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.

[RichieRich]

i have

[RichieRich]

i have been stoned in church a few times. I persoanlly don't see an issue with it. If you are like me and believe that this wonderful herb was put on this earth for our enjoyment, then seriously what is the problem in going and giving thanks!

[Matt the Funk]

Oh and never order hard to pronounce shit at resturaunts or you will make a fool of yourself.

[slipknotpsycho]

what not to do stoned:

do NOT cover your naked body in chocolate syrup and whip cream and run into a police station shouting Cher is trying to rape me with a decapitated monkey head.

[marvelous22]

Study for finals, or school

Finals, okay, but school....... nahhhh school is bangin wene stoned especially wene you don't miss nothing. I go into school blasted everyday.

[gs8778]

no funerals. couldnt stop grinning :D

[hello3pat]

i have been stoned in church a few times. I persoanlly don't see an issue with it. If you are like me and believe that this wonderful herb was put on this earth for our enjoyment, then seriously what is the problem in going and giving thanks!

Well I should have been more specific going to a babtist church, they are such asshole ussually

[higher4hockey]

go to subway......they're not stoner friendly, the food is, but the process you have to go through to get it. sheesh, its like quit asking me so many fucking questions and GIVE ME MY SANDWICHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

no problem, i hate subway, quizno's and all the places like it anyways... i hate sandwhiches.... now maybe if they had a foot long pb&j sub....

[hello3pat]

go to subway......they're not stoner friendly, the food is, but the process you have to go through to get it. sheesh, its like quit asking me so many fucking questions and GIVE ME MY SANDWICHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
hah, so true, thats why you send someone else to get it for you

[twist n shout]

Stash your weed & expect to find it later.That is if your as spaced as I usually am.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

yeah and the thing is with subway its always some weird asian/indian type dude servin you the food so when they ask you all these questions about what you want on you're sandwich is always takes a good 20 mins.. the foods good but the effort you have to go threw.. one time i just asked for the sub of the day in hope that they'll just put in the sandwich the sub of the day but they still asked me all these questions.. ffs.. hows it the sub of the day if they still ask what u want in it? god damn.. next time im in subway im just gonna say to everyone question.. "suprise me"

i tried thinkin of things to never do stoned.. but i couldnt think of anything..

[marvelous22]

lmao i actually went to subway stoned like 2 days ago. I thought the indian girl was kind of cute. I was blowing kisses at her and then she knew i was high so she gave me half off! I was maddddd happy lmao

[BlueCat]

Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.

HAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh thanks :D

Never ever go walking in the woods in the cascades stoned because you will be convinced that every little sound is a BEAR. Even a chipmuck sounds like a bear when you're stoned. :D

[BizzleLuvin]

go to traffic court
talk to your grandma on the phone
turn on the stove (you'll forget its on and burn the house down)
go on an aimless drive (you'll get lost)
slice watermelon with a big knife
play with big knives or anything sharp or lethal
write an essay
go to the grocery store (you'll buy ALL the food)
work a sewing machine
jump rope (i have experience with this. loss of coordination + moving ropes = skinned knees)
drive recklessly

[Lethal G]

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...

[BabySnookums]

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...

wow...you're like...the god of going off on a tangent.... :thumbsup:

[Maui Wowie]

Watch a realy scary horror movie.

cook greasy foods


But it's great.

[LIP]

walk into a tree...

Oh :(

I've done it... well i ran...

I'd just got done smoking with my mate and for some reason we was running down the side of a road.. and i looked to my right, and as i turned round BANG, smashed into a tree, just stood theyre for a second and i was so shocked i just slid down the treee... cut all my face open, when i went home my mum thought i'd been attacked lol, my left eye swelled shut.

That was when i was 12 oe 13 ... those were the days...

Then the week after that a mate did a drawing of a stick man runnning and a tree... he labled the stick man "Idiot" and the tree "Tree"


I think the hardest thing about that was shaving afterwards... every time i did a stroke of my razor i'd cut the scab... and it'd just bleed again... took like 2 months for it to heal lol.
And underneath he put " What happens next"

I guess im lucky i didnt get any real lasting scars

rofl.

[BlueCat]

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life by gathering enough meat from the sandwiches to make an intricate sculpture of a cow and placing it on the top of a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, especially if you are doing this in a psychotic attempt to bring the dead back to life so that you can eventually build an army of enchanced cybernetic zombies and take over the 9th dimension.


lol sorry....I'm REALLY baked tonight...


HAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked, me up :D EWWW I bet PETA would love a hamburger patty cow sculpture.

Being "baked" its a good thing :)

Martha Stewart of Marijuana.

[bobbydabud]

Stash your weed & expect to find it later.That is if your as spaced as I usually am.

my brother did that he put a joint under this cone thing in his room and the best part about it was when we were dry we found it and had a great time

also i have been taking all of my finals this last week completly fucked up on weed and painkillers because i just broke my toe:(

[napolitana869]

eatting crackers is a bad idea when you're stoned. They taste so good but the dry mouth is a bitch.

[RIP ODB]

Don't go to the dentist high!

I also agree with the dude who said don't go to Subway stoned. Actually, I wouldn't go to Subway, period. That shit is gross!

[Mr.Jesus]

play mario on nintendo.. the music started playing and i couldnt stop laughing i almost choked on my pop tart.. the laughter is uncontrollable.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Never attempt to bring your sandwich from Mcdonalds back to life .....

wow - you mean you've done that too, i thought i was the only one.

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oh, and don't order chinese take-out when you're stoned. everything sounds good, but so little of it actually is.

[acrca]

go to martial arts :o

[BlueCat]

Don't go to the dentist high!

I also agree with the dude who said don't go to Subway stoned. Actually, I wouldn't go to Subway, period. That shit is gross!

(((((((shudder)))))))) at the thought of going to the dentist high...:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[partyguy420]

never ever try to run from cops while stoned...


STORY (FIRST HAND INFORMATION)

ONE DAY, 3 little stoners were sitting in the foilage(bushes), smoking some bowlige(weed)... the cops show up... so we all jump up and run in different directions... i get chased after, because i was running in the open towards this trail that gose threw the woods, to a creek, and from the creek, i can get to any place i may need to go.... and so im running threw this parking lot..... and i turn to see were the cops are(loking over my shoulder) and run right into the ass end of a PARKED CAR....


IM NOT SHITTING ON YOU GUYS, TRUE STORY...

i did end up getting away though..