Laundry

[Miserylue]

ok, I was just sitting here folding laundry, and I became curious.. why is it that when you have dirtly clothes... its laundry. While you wash these clothes, your doing laundry, and when you fold them you are folding laundry. Or even put them away. But then all the sudden, they are just clothes. You dont go to the store and buy laundry. Or wake up and put on laundry.
This may be a dull subject, but at this point in time its really making me wonder.. oh to be in this state of mind... so easily amused!

[GHoSToKeR]

how is it that you can make amends, but never make amend? do they only come in pairs or what?

[toejam]

ok, I was just sitting here folding laundry, and I became curious.. why is it that when you have dirtly clothes... its laundry. While you wash these clothes, your doing laundry, and when you fold them you are folding laundry. Or even put them away. But then all the sudden, they are just clothes. You dont go to the store and buy laundry. Or wake up and put on laundry.
This may be a dull subject, but at this point in time its really making me wonder.. oh to be in this state of mind... so easily amused!

It really is amazing how things change when you put them away:)

[00Ampersand]

or why a little 'e' substitution can make the 'o' in 'woman' sound different...wtf??
~007~

[Kanna Bish]

I hate doing the laundry because it takes like forty hours to do it you gotta take it all the way to the washing machine, dump the clothes in it, add some soap, turn it on, wait for a while....haha I just realized I was actually going to write out how to do the laundry.

[BOgart.bitch]

because clothes are clean clothes put away sitting while laundry is a pile of clothes you have to work with.. and it doesnt change till you put it away.. or something. man im stoned. lmao.

[maryjanemama]

Good question. I'm still stuck on the whole i before e except after c thing.

[RESiNATE]

Good question. I'm still stuck on the whole i before e except after c thing.
Yeah, some of the 'rules' of spelling are wrong, like, 'THEIR' - no Cs in that, and yet the E appears before the I..:confused:

Stoopid langwidge, init?

[clevemire]

How come when it's by ship it's cargo, but when it's by motor vehicle it's a shipment?
Or, how come you park in the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
Gahhh!! My tiny brain is frying!!!

On the topic, I like doing laundry. Well, except the folding part. I hate folding!! So I worked it out that I do all of the sorting, washing and drying; and then my girl folds them, and I put them away.

[RESiNATE]

On the topic, I like doing laundry. Well, except the folding part. I hate folding!! So I worked it out that I do all of the sorting, washing and drying; and then my girl folds them, and I put them away.

I used to use a cunning plan, when doing the laundry - I became totally inept.

Why is it, that when your missus ruins your favourite white shirt, by putting red pants in the wash - it's funny.
But, if the bloke was to do it, then it becomes an issue of a lack of intelligence, and a 'spare-room-offence'? *

It wouldn't be so bad if your shirt came out in a vibrant red colour, but they always seem to have a 'pants-left-wash' kinda look to them :confused:

(*I prefered the spare room, anyways, didn't have to sleep next to a hulking great mass of snoring!...lol)

[RESiNATE]

And, with every wash you have to sacrifice a sock to the God of Laundry!
Just one sock...the God of Laundry,isn't known for his greedyness lol

[apsinthion]

Clothes have 4 differant persona's.....

1) Clothes.

2) Washing.

3) Drying.

4) Ironing.

Who would of thought that my T-shirt would be a Quadrophenic.:D

[RESiNATE]

You forgot about the persona called 'filthy old rags', which is what my mother used to call them, she'd say "You're not going out dressed in those filthy old rags!"

Silly question, Mum...BYEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

lmaooo

[apsinthion]

You forgot about the persona called 'filthy old rags', which is what my mother used to call them, she'd say "You're not going out dressed in those filthy old rags!"

Silly question, Mum...BYEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

lmaooo

When the other 4 persona's have been cycled through so many time's they will enter a kind of medullary paralysis known as dirty old rag's in fabrapsychology.

I'm glad you reminded me of that *phew*

[RESiNATE]

That's ok, Aps..I didn't want you to look stupid, that's all...we gotta stick together, you know...otherwise the 'sensible ones' will get us:eek:

What's the difference between an 'H' wash, and a 'F' wash :confused:
That dial is there to make a simple task, more daunting, I think...it's a consiparcy.
Girls are told about the "washing by letters" thing, whilst us blokes are left searching the garment label for a clue :confused:

Bloody girls!

[apsinthion]

It's just the girl's trying to stop us washing our clothes to prevent us from having to experience the true horror's of fabrapsychology!

I just want to use that word one more time......

fabrapsychology.

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, bloody girls!

And they used to hold secret rituals, and do spells, and they'd call it 'hopscotch'.
And they'd do the skipping rope chants, to put curses on us boys!

And they think they know it all, when it comes to fabrapsychology!
'cotton whites', indeed...and wtf are 'fast-colours'?

"yeah, I got some slow wollens, and some fucking fast colours...wanna see 'em again..oops, ya missed them...right, this time...see them?..no...wtf?...call yourself a fabrapsychologist!...can't even see fast-colours..cuh!"

[apsinthion]

Oh dear Res it sound's like your suffering from chronic 'Quadfabraphinia'.

The only cure to this is handwashing all your clothes in a warm mixture of baby oil, platapuss urine and a dash of common household disinfectant. Then you must put them all on at once and roll down a big hill whilst singing tie me kangaroo down sport.

Please take this advice seriously!

[GHoSToKeR]

Oh dear Res it sound's like your suffering from chronic 'Quadfabraphinia'.

The only cure to this is handwashing all your clothes in a warm mixture of baby oil, platapuss urine and a dash of common household disinfectant. Then you must put them all on at once and roll down a big hill whilst singing tie me kangaroo down sport.

Please take this advice seriously!
**snicker snicker**

I mean.. Indeed.. yes.. thats what i meant...:cool:

[RESiNATE]

Ok, I'll do it now :eek:

Quadfabraphinia, you say..hmmm..it answers so many questions...
Be right back...

[apsinthion]

God speed you RESiNATE!

[RESiNATE]

Okies.
just got back from rolling down a hill in me handwashed clothes...but I didn't realise that the hill was recently occupied by 10000 head of cattle, that all had dysentry!
I think that the platypuss piss was somehow negated :mad:
Plus, people mistook me for Rolf Harris, and were chasing me for my autograph!
Man,the world is full of wierdos!

[apsinthion]

I have a confession to make. I'm not a fabrapsychologist!

I just like making fun of people that suffer from clothes related mental illness.

How I did laugh when I told you all that shit about rolling down hill's. And for you to go and do it, well that just made my day!!

ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH!!!!!!!

[RESiNATE]

Damn...duped again! :confused:

I'm such a sucker...I shoulda known...baby oil, indeed! Cuh!..I didn't even see it coming!

<<<INNUENDO ALERT>>>

[apsinthion]

Just so I know............





How did you get the platapuss urine?

[maryjanemama]

Sometimes I think maybe I'm a little touched and then I read a thread like this and realize, nope, everything's fine. Thanks, guys. :D

[apsinthion]

That's what we're here for Mary, Phychlogical Reassurance.;)

[RESiNATE]

Just so I know............





How did you get the platapuss urine?

Ah ha!
Now that, my friend, is where being a PROPER fabrapsychologist comes into play mwhahahaha


errr...the Platypuss piss shop, down the high street.....next to the shop that sells Lion Dung for the garden...keeps the cats waya...hmmmm...anothe r'little joke', methinkls

"'Ere, this'll get 'em..we sell Lion shit to people, and tell em that it will stop cats from pissing on their lawns...."
Course, it'll stop EVERYONE from going on to the lawns on a hot day!!:eek:..what a stink!

[maryjanemama]

That's what we're here for Mary, Phychlogical Reassurance.;)
lol, apsinthion, and I love it. This stuff can make any frown turn upside down. ;)

[RESiNATE]

What, like, so your frown is on your chin?
:confused:

Shit, imagine having a frown on your chin!
I'd grow beard if that happened to me *shudders*...frown on the chin!:eek:

[apsinthion]

the shop that sells Lion Dung for the garden...

No wonder all the cow's had dysentry! Poor little fuckers, imagine the fear in there heart's as they smell 2 ton's of lion shit coming round the corner.

AWWWW :(

[Miserylue]

Yeah, some of the 'rules' of spelling are wrong, like, 'THEIR' - no Cs in that, and yet the E appears before the I..:confused:

Stoopid langwidge, init?
your right, now Im pissed. I always use that damn rule cause I cant remember if something is spelles ie or ei, and now nothing makes sense anymore!

[Miserylue]

Im so glad my stoned logic turned into a lasting thread... You guys rock.

[RESiNATE]

It's like that saying:

"60 days has April, June, November, and August..all the rest have 82, except February which only has 3 except on a leap year, when it has 234..."
I mean, it doesn't even rhyme! :confused:

Stoopid roolz of lanquidge
lol