Free Online Pregnancy Test

[Psycho4Bud]

This is AMAZING!!! Take the test ladies.........:D
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[MastaChronic]

lol psycho, you come up with the darndest things

[surreys princess]

one more reason why we like you p4b...

cupcake

[stinkyattic]

"We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women"

ROFLMAOPMP

[EmoRebellion]

:confused:

It's A Girl!

Adam, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

When I asked who the daddy was it told me this:

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

[Psycho4Bud]

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .


Bill Clinton

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Joseph Austin Clinton................I feel so cheap and used!:(

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Cheery Cherry]

It's a boy with Arnold Schwarzenegger! Weighing 13 lbs. 8 oz. OUCH!

[TokinAsianGuy]

I had a girl with "The Neighbour Kid".

[Cheery Cherry]

I had a girl with "The Neighbour Kid".

Sounds perverted. :D

[birdgirl73]

Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

[yoda]

Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

lol i got bill o'reilly too

[MastaChronic]

Shit, I'm pregnant... and who's this Fabio?

dude, my baby's daddy is your baby's daddy........

[Psycho4Bud]

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

LMAO! I had Bills baby.........PAINFULL!!!!:mad:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

He feels your pain, baby. Bill knows where it hurts.

I'll take Bill Clinton any day. But I'm guessing he's not quite as much of a randy-man as he used to be. Heart bypass surgery, that 60th birthday and all. Still, I've got a thing for him. These days, the politician who pleases my fancy most is John Edwards. That's a cute man. . . . Why don't they even put the truly cute politicians/public figures in these contests???

[Psycho4Bud]

He feels your pain, baby. Bill knows where it hurts.


LMAO! Now that's just WRONG!!:blueknife:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[dutch.lover]

I had a girl with "The Neighbour Kid".

Me too! He is sooooo fucking hot though. We would have beautiful children!!!!!!!!! *sigh*

[fasterspider]

I put in my friend Parnold's name and he came back pregnant by the Pope with a little girl.

[Skink]

I'm Prego with little Arnie...

[fasterspider]

I am pregnant with a baby girl and Dick Cheney is the father.
Here is the birth certificate.

[Skink]

converted it to a png for you...

[Greenport]

Congratulations, malissa! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i will always cherish the brief time i spent with janet reno and our baby girl will be a constant reminder of my low standards

[BabySnookums]

Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????


LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! oh god! :D :D :D :D :p

[napolitana869]

16 pounds 5 ounces baby girl with the pool guy.
I didnt know babies came that big.

[Cheery Cherry]

16 pounds 5 ounces baby girl with the pool guy.
I didnt know babies came that big.


Shit..you're having a toddler!