Someone please explain this to me?

[amandasgirl79]

really i mean they tell me ok you are on probation ive never had a test but i know i will this time can i really pass with water b 12 are water pills affective ?i really need some advice i have two kids , a job and my kids have noone but me some please help me

[Skrappie]

if you are on probation, and you have kids depending on you, why in gods green earth are you still smoking?

[LIP]

Wow, i couldnt understand most of that, concidering you have a job and children i'd have though you might be able to type a readable sentence. And i agree 100% with scappie, why the fuck are you smoking still when you have a job and kids...?

I know of children more responsible than that.

[crudemood]

I had a hard time understanding that too. I do agree with Scrappie and Lip. You should've been smarter because if you're old enough to have two kids depending on you then you're old enough to know better and old enough to figure this out.
Water, lots and lots of water.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

What they said. Stop smoking already.

[pumpkin]

All you need is love guys!!

I don't know if what you mentioned up there will work but I have heard of people getting away with synthetic urine..Don't quote me! I just have friends that say they have used it and had no problems. I'm sure you could google and find some of it.


That's the best way to go if you absolutely can take no chances. Sorry I couldn't help you more :o

[lil josh]

ok well basically just fucking turn yourself in2 a human spunge......tonns of water and you should keep your kids

[Skink]

Im not saying anything till you exzplain yourself better...

[smok3y]

Pretty daft smoking when your on probation with kids.. Stop smoking.. Best thing you could do is drink lots of water and fresh orange juice, apart from that your pretty screwed...

[benagain]

Dont smoke. There's your answer.

[Skink]

really i mean they tell me ok you are on probation

This part is confusing??? they are???

[surreys princess]

i have read this post a few times now, and cant stop wondering why you are jeapordizing your freedom, and family..maybe probation can suggest parenting class or something so you can really appreciate your responsiblity as a father as well as a role model...i am not insinuating that you are a bad parent but how can your kids be expected to listen to you when you cant show a good example of following rules to them? or how can they fully respect you after you have chosen marijuana over them?

princess

[benagain]

It's a matter of disipline. Quit for now and clean your act up. Get off of probation and have fun agasin, but allways put your kids 1st.

[Storm Crow]

Also, watch it on the water drinking. You can kill yourself if your electrolites get too out of balance! Add other liquids to your water binge, Gatorade or other sports drinks, chicken soup, 100% juice, etc, NOT SODA or FAKE JUICE DRINKS (they are just flavored water). They used to make kids drink a lot of water during college hazings. Some of the kids died- their hearts couldn't function with a severe electrolite imbalance. Not toking is an inconvience. Losing your job is a bummer. Losing your kids to CPS is a bigger bummer. Losing your life is the ultimate bummer! Maybe you should move to a mmj friendly state?- Granny :stoned:

[AR15]

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the shift key............ they are your friends, you should use them.

Really, try typing a readable sentence.

"Really, I mean, they tell me, "Ok, you are on probation." I've never had a test, but I know I will this time. Can i really pass with water? Are B 12 water pills affective? I really need some advice; I have two kids, a job, and my kids have no one but me. Someone please help me."

Ok, and that's not even perfect (I really don't know if that was what you were trying to say, some of it's still confusing), but it's readable. See how it works, give it a try.

[Cheery Cherry]

Go read "Drug Testing" forum. There are a lot of information in there that may be helpful to you. Good luck.

[benagain]

Funny how this chick got so many responses and shell prolly never read or respond to any of them.

[Jacop]

damnit you people offering parenting class and insulting her about spelling..... She needs help and all you can do is b------ at her? psssh...... shame on you all. but kudos for trying to give virtuous responses...


Funny how this chick got so many responses and shell prolly never read or respond to any of them.

and rather she reads the responces or not... Cannabis is obviously a passion of her life. Just as it is all of yours. And mine. Telling her to get off of it...

AS FOR THE WATER PILLS
YES
Take an hour befor the test.
and 45-30 minuets befor the test get a bottle of gatorade, a packet of sur-gel(next to jello in grocery store) and mix gatorade and sur-gel together.
SHAKE WELL
AND DRINK.

then your test will be fine.
:jointsmile:
smoke up.
even pass the joint to ur kids when they turn 13

[smokin dope]

I understood it...shes bascially saying shes on probation but never had a test yet, and is worried for some reason she will next appoitiment. And, i dont think someone should have to quit smoking if on probation and whats wrong with working and smoking????

[FakeBoobsRule]

And, i dont think someone should have to quit smoking if on probation
If I was on probation and I couldn't substitute because I was observed, I would quit. I just read some of your other posts and it is kind of ironic that you would say someone should not have to quit just because of probation. Ironic because this is what has happened to you over the last month.

From the thread "My opinion on detox drinks" on 11-15-2006


i have never used them, and have a violation of probation on friday, im going to buy a product tomorrow (i also started a colon clense yesterday - not for this tho just for good healt), anyways, ive had friends used them and pass, and im friends with the owner of the local pipe shop who has 10 different varitetys of product, and see's the same customers all the time buying the products for probation volvations, parole piss tests, etc and I trust him

So ill see how friday goes, Ill let ya guys know

Same thread on 12-16-06


I decided not even waste my $, and took the test anyway. 698ng/ml failed big time. My buddy uses this quick fix and smokes just as much as I do, and has passed 3 times so far since he got out of jail, from his probation officer. But, I have to start NA at the end of the month. The lady said 698 is though the roof

From thread
"Drug test for NA came back-through the roof" on 12-16-06


I had to take a test for the intake of a inpatient treatment, by court order (probation).

I got a letter in the mail talking about me from the view of the dr from the assesment. I failed the THC test and had a score of 698 ng/ml. She told me, that a fail is 20.

I guess thats what non stop smoking for the past 4 years and started smoking 7 years ago.

:rastasmoke:

As much as someone on probation may not want to quit, unless you can substitute it isn't worth faileing probation drug tests. I would consider you lucky all you have to do is go to NA meetings and not jail or a stay at that inpatient rehab center.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Amandasgirl, what happens to you if you fail a probation drug test depends on many things. First it depends on which state you live in and even which county and which judge you were sentenced by and even your probation officer. It depends on the original charge, felony or misd., drug related or not. Then it will also depend on if you have been doing everything else you are supposed to do such as paying court costs and fines, going to probation meetings, going to any "classes" they may make you go to, if this is the first drug test failed, etc. Your first failed test punishment could range from nothing but a warning to picking up trash on the highway for a weekend (in my state if you are in drug court this is an option) to a few hours in jail one weekend, to being sentenced to jail or prison time on the original charge. It all depends. Amandasgirl79 it is impossible to know and especially since you haven't really given that much info.