Fave Quotes?

[damightyquinn]

Eh just postcha fave quotes.





and umphrey's mcgees the shit.
so is fatboy slim.

[GetDown]

from the trees in the forrest comes the handle of the axe

[OniEhtRedrum781]

"Latvian Orthodox? That's not the group that goes around mutilating squirrels, is it?"

[. chelsey]

"God is love"
I read it recently in a book...interpret it as you want...

[Nugget Lover]

from the trees in the forrest comes the handle of the axe

Matisyahu is the shyt

[higher4hockey]

" shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head! "

[TokinAsianGuy]

Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

"Empty your mind. Become formless and shapeless like water. When water is poured into a cup, it becomes the cup. When water is poured into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." - Bruce Lee

Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

Jack: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?

Tyler Durden: God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight, razor, and surviving.

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

(lol at the fact that Travis takes Betsy to a porn movie on their frst date.)

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

[Matt the Funk]

"I got a cold heart, I ain't gon lie. But that shit right there made me cry"

[MastaChronic]

"fuck the world"

[Storm Crow]

"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!" My Grandfather, the late Rev. John C. Schwabenland (after catching my Mother in a lie)- I was 5 and the sight of my sweet, gentle, Grandfather in a total rage, seared it in my mind. Never did find out what it was about- I was sent up to cousin Johnny's room, but it must have been a doozie of a lie for him to get that mad!- Granny :stoned:

[TheFatKid]

"Just so you know, I'm not afraid to punch a baby"-Samuel L. Jackson

[bubblebrain8]

"all things bieng equal, fat people use more soap"

[JunkYard]

ConFuSciouS SayS:

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways bound to Bangkok"

[Skink]

Why buy a duck when you can get a goose for nothing...

[yoda]

the abe lincoln one in my sig

if you got no water how you gonna survive?

[hello3pat]

"Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary security deserve neither".
-Benjimen Franklin

"DO you serve a purpose or purposly serve?"
-Stone Sour
"A vacation is a count down, T-minus your life and counting"
-Stone Sour
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" -Mohandas Ghandi

Paul-"What is in the box?"
Reverand Mother"Pain."
-from the movie Dune

E. K. Hornbeck-"Disillusionment is what little heroes are made of."
-from the Movie Inherit the Wind

Henry Drummond-"The Bible is a book. It's a good book, but it is not the only book." - from Inherit the Wind

Valerie-"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you." - from the movie V for Vendetta

[delusionsofNORMALity]

to live outside the law you must be honest

it has served me well for a loooong time