aight,this is the rhyming song thread

[iStaaHi]

ok, rules are simple, do not post anything at all except a rhyme continuing somehow the last persons rhyme, and if you wish to flame someone or make a recomindation or have anything to say it must rhyme, ok, RHYME


i reach into my pocket and i grab my bag of weed,
cuz getting high is only what i really truely need:jointsmile:

[hello3pat]

It shall have no seed,
Or else I would have peed.
With a bong in hand,
And listen to a great band.

[MastaChronic]

the band is called sticks in sand
they really are quite bland
so i reached in my pocket
and pulled out a socket
and put a hole through their cd

[crudemood]

i have to be free, indefinately
lost in rhyme, got no time
looking out the window
thinking why i feel so low
it okay, got to let it go.

[iStaaHi]

and so i dropped the cd out the window,
shattering below made me feel so low,
so i snorted a couple lines of this fishscale blow

[LittLeWinG]

Looked down below saw the cd and funnily enough a hoe
saw the hoe and decided to join the show
come on baby, lets go ;)

[MastaChronic]

so i stuck'er in tha pank hole
and i slapped her wit a bank roll
i put my big toe
up her stank hole
but she like it tho

[ToDrunkToFish]

Since she's a hoe
I let her know
To get the fuck out
Cause thats what im all about

[iStaaHi]

i wont let them take my money
kill that hoe make her look like gumby
tie her up in a plastic bag
she was alredy bloody cuz she was on the rag

[thcbongman]

Look at you showing them no respect
talking game like your from the projects
Spitting all the mainstream cliches
And the horrible violence you parlayed

[Oneironaut]

You speak the truth, I couldn't have made
a better point, violence is overplayed.
Only use it when you need to evade
a greater evil, with consequences outweighed.
Violence is for suckers, hey I'm just callin a spade a spade.

[yoda]

im here for your aid
with a bottle of gatorade
we'll chill again a later day
atleast thats what this skater says
back to blaze your head
until it fades to red

[iStaaHi]

just like the color of your eyes
i wont feed into your lies because theyre black just like the skies
and theyre dark just like the pain thats coursing all throught my brain
and without that mary jane i would always be in pain
from the everyday thoughts that get piled in my brain
what you thought that was dark that was weed that you bought is just bark from the tree in the downtown park

[yoda]

cops will bite you in the ass like a shark
and your prison name will be dick clark
wanna smoke but i need a spark
so whos got the light
but it cant be white
cause thats bad luck to me
and it sucks to be
a duck on e

[iStaaHi]

so just take this advice cuz it comes from me
it reely helps to have your piss free from thc
and i hate how the p.o., just watches you pee,
cuz my p.o. is a faggot, whos name is bree

[lardman]

Ching Chang Chee,
DONT FUCK ME!

:D

[TokinAsianGuy]

so i just woke up with my mind ablaze,
reaching for the lighter through the cloudy haze,
ripped a few cones i was good to go,
grabbed the bag of K that was laced with blow.

took a few ticks to have a plan of action,
drove off in my car, never mind the traction.
pumping out tunes by rock & roll's greatest,
banging my head to metallica's latest.

[bucknuts1870]

Tokin just nailed it with those last few bars. Lemme bring it on home....

Just slipped back into my cloudy haze
rolled a big ole' blunt I'm about to blaze
When all of a sudden with a mighty roar
My buddy pulled up and kicked down the door

He said hey what you doin here sittin' round
There's trim to be had so let's go get down
Right before we left we straight flipped the script
and took a blunt to the dome 'fore we hit the strip

At the after hours spot feelin' mighty loose
A little brown eyed girl sippin' on her goose
Strolled up to my stool and laid down her drink
I took her to the bathroom sat her on the sink

I slid off her blouse and began to mack
When she produced something from behind her back
A big fat L she exclaimed to me
Is what were gonna smoke 'fore ya stick it in me

I jumped for joy, almost hit my head
As we puffed and we huffed and our eyes got red
After that night we were together my brother
This is the story how I met your mother

[TokinAsianGuy]

so i'm drinking and drinking,
trying not to start thinking,
about the quarter of bammer,
that'll get me thrown in the slammer.

it was 4 block ride,
from the north to the east,
i took it slowly drivin easy,
thinking cops were the least,
of my problems till a cop car,
on a mission to burn,
saw the asian that was steering,
hold on up.
check if that fucker is dealing.

[Skink]

Check if that fucker is dealing

My balls just hit the ceiling
I have a sneaking feeling
I am in a dream
could i be dreaming or
is this a real song
my point is simple
I just wanna pop your pimple...

[smok3y]

Belive while they be cheekin if he be dealin ill sure be stealing the police car
screeching away leaving the cop on the high way
I light up a J while hitting 90

[Mista Sippi]

i'm hittin 90
hope the folks don't find me
cuz if they do they'd prolly fine me
and lock me up for my pine see
i got ganja by the dime piece
if you need it just come find me
i could hook you up real finely
so whose next in line to rhyme these
silly little lines the
fact is that i'm blindly
just typin till my mind flees

[yoda]

listen to sublime, see
it will always be timely
lets break out the bongs and grind weed
bust out the watch and get your timed speed
cause we're feeling so highly
we'd slap the shit outta bill o'reilly

[TokinAsianGuy]

waiting for a girl, i've got time to kill.
digging in my pockets for the poison pill.
don't get me wrong, just a little bit of fun,
open up your mind, see the midnight sun.

this cradle of fears is my cradle of tears,
dragging through the night, it just disappears.
i'm wanting her, i'm waiting for the lady to come,
be patient, be chill is the rule of thumb.

pill red or the blue, it's hard to choose.
then i hear the light tap tapping of Mary Janes shoes.
she smiles and winks, also kisses me there.
i taste her tongue, love the smell of her hair.

show her the pills, she says "save it for later",
whats the big deal? she says "i've got something greater".
pulls out a baggy about the size of my fist,
a quarter of chron? i couldn't resist.

Can't fucking wait, to blaze with the girl,
in tight little jeans and expensive pearls.
who makes the jokes with tongue in cheek,
fuck me sweetheart, you got a lot of mystique.