Has anyone ever tried this?

[ilovedjspree]

Taking fake urine and filling your blatter with it? I know it sounds messed up but I'm wondering if anyone has tried? Taking a clean bottle and well blowing it up into your blatter. I think I could do this like 10 mins b4 taking the test and hold it. But I don't want to get an infection or anything along those lines. I don't have to take my next test till the 26th so please feel free to write back thanks.

[40oz]

how are you gonna get fake urine in your bladder?

[MastaChronic]

oh........my........god.........this guy is gonna fuck himself up so bad. how old are you? dont you realize the reppurcussions of "blowing it up into your bladder"?

[lowryderulez]

i take it by blatter you mean bladder? Not quite sure what your sayin......do you mean drinking fake piss?!

[crf250smoker]

if ur dumb enough, try it, just dont blame me when something goes wrong

[MastaChronic]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.

[aznson01]

hahahahhaha

[crf250smoker]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.



more information than i wantnted to know, makes me twitch thinking about it

[FakeBoobsRule]

Taking fake urine and filling your blatter with it? I know it sounds messed up but I'm wondering if anyone has tried? Taking a clean bottle and well blowing it up into your blatter. I think I could do this like 10 mins b4 taking the test and hold it. But I don't want to get an infection or anything along those lines. I don't have to take my next test till the 26th so please feel free to write back thanks.

That is the worst idea ever posted on this site and it will never work. Do you think that your bladder just has an opening to it that stays open all the time that will allow you to just pass urine by blowing it back in? No, unless you are incontinent and you wear depends undergarments and urine just trickles down your leg otherwise. You have muscles that keep the bladder opening closed. Don't you feel these muscles when you go to the bathroom? I am going to stop there because I don't want to flame.

There are two ways to get urine back in the bladder. First is with a catheter. I assume you are a male because no girl would come up with such a crazy and ridiculous idea. So you would have to pass the catheter up your penis, past other structures, and into the bladder. Do you know how to do this without causing damage or pain to your body? If not you could end up with serious problems. Infection would be a gift if that is all that happened if something went wrong Do you have a catheter? No, the tube from the fish tank doesn't count either.

The second way is even more dangerous so I will not even post it.

Plus I don't know how safe fake urine is in the body.

[Captain Hanks]

i think he means an enema

[khoa]

i think this has infection written all over it. my advice is... try something else

[NightProwler]

hahaahhaahahhahahahahhahaa oh my god how are you going to push it up into your bladder????

[ilovedjspree]

sorry for all the typeo's i was at work and didn't need anyone reading over my shoulder. My plan was to use a clean shampoo bottle or something along those lines. when i was a kid and playing in the bath tub i found out that you can blow water and or air up there with little trouble and or pain. the only reason i even ask is well i fawked up my ua's already a couple of times and well if i fail one i get jail for a year. And well i got all drunk and ended up smoking at a party. My only basic question was if anyone knows if this can be done with out any infection.
My plan was to step into a bathroom right b4 going to drop piss. Fill up the bladder with fake piss and well just hold it for a max 15 mins. granted i might have the urge to pee really bad i think this might be my only hope. Thanks feel free to reply

[MastaChronic]

oh.......... well that still pretty crackheadish. my advice is, do a few trial runs with water first, i still suggest you drink plenty of fluids, take 1000mg of niacin, drink more water, soda, juice etc and load up on b12

[RyanTheCaveman]

i think what this guy is planning to either inject it straight into his bladder and somehow feed a tube into hs dick hole and blow it up there, both are extremly dangerous and possibly crackheadish, not saying hes a crackhead, but it sounds like something a crackhead would do.
...I...im clutching my penis right now thinking im in pain.

anyways - i thought you were talking about drinking pee...i wouldn't.
theres better ways of passing.

[Kid A]

lol I hope this is a joke

[NightProwler]

ehhhhh so your saying you filled your bottle up with piss when you were younger, stuck your dick in the end, squeezed, and put it back up there?

just dilute and use vitamin b! drink 2 litres of water every hour 3 hours before the test that shouild do it

[FakeBoobsRule]

when i was a kid and playing in the bath tub i found out that you can blow water and or air up there with little trouble and or pain.
You do realize your bladder is not in your penis. It is well past that. Playing with yourself and blowing air into your little wee wee when you were a wee lad is not the same as getting urine back into your bladder. There are muscles that keep your bladder CLOSED. Think of tying of filling up a water balloon then tying it off. Once you do that, what happens? You can't get water in there or water out till it busts. You have to pass a catheter past this muscle group, not just push the urine up through air pressure. Maybe if you use an air pump but that is going to blow your dick into pieces. Maybe you don't care about that so go for it dude. Use a plunger or turkey baster for all I care.

[FakeBoobsRule]

My water balloon example BTW is not to say his bladder will blow up like a water balloon but to give him an example of how the muscles of the bladder are going to act like that knot in the water balloon that gets tied. You are not going to break that seal by blowing air and urine through a straw in your penis. Anyway, if it was somehow possible to break the seal, where is that air going to go? In the bladder and fill it with mostly air before the urine. There are soooooooo many reasons why this will never work. He just might fuck up his penis and not be able to get hard and have sex or worse yet get his wish and loose control of those muscles and will be using a catheter to pee in a bag the rest of his life or into adult diapers. If you ever get a girlfriend, have her blow into your dick as hard as she can. What is going to happen? Nothing.

Beginning to think this is a joke.

For those who understand anatomy, S1, S2, S3, S4, keeps your.......

[Abattoir Dream]

hey... who actually KNOWS this is a guy? theres no proof?!? i doubt a guy would talk about it like that...

[ilovedjspree]

dude this is no joke. I tried it last night with just warm bath water and it works. All i'm wondering is if i'm going to get an infection. btw it doesn't hurt at all. And you're half right about the ballon thing. but its not that there is a knot at one end. Its more a valve and well its only suppose to go one way but it does go both. and i'm 25 i'm no child here. I know it sounds fucked up but shit i don't want to do a year in the big house for some shit i did when i was 19. btw try it take a clean shampoo bottle fill it full of warm water cold might make you shrink. place it on the opening of your dick. and press the water will go somewhere. up into your bladder. then with little ez you can piss it out. if you get to much air up there it will tickle on the way out. fyi

[MastaChronic]

wtf? go to the big house for something you did when you were 19? and now your 25.
let me get this straight, you got drunk at a party when you were 19 and smoked some weed, right? now your 25 and you still think that there is thc in your system? and btw, they cant send you to jail because youve got thc in your system, the worst they could do to you is fire you.

[CYRAX]

Dude your gonna clog your dick and get your dick pumped in the E.R. My friend got shampoo in his cock just from taking showers, and he had to get it pumped. I'm sure people don't want to hear this but it's just a warning, lol.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You are wrong. Most of it came out and hardly went up I'm sure because it isn't about it being a one way valve, it is about not being able to overcome the valve which the real term would be sphincter but I thought that word would cause you to make jokes about it because this really seems like a joke. I don't see how any one could think that this would work. You might get half a mill in your penis but you have to get a substantial amount more into your bladder and those muscles aren't going to give just from a squeeze of a shampoo bottle. Go ahead and keep doing it till a real doctor has to fix your plumbing.

[NightProwler]

every time i read this thread it makes my stomach hurt...

DONT DO THAT MAN, ITS BAD AND IF YOU DONT HAVE AN INFECTION YET, YOUR LUCKY.

[WakingDream]

Why would you put fake urine inside your bladder where it is going to get contaminated with the THC in your body. Also it's just a stupid idea, dont put shit up your dick.

[ilovedjspree]

i don't know where you think i was 19 when this happen. it happened this month I said it would be 19 days b4 the test on the 26th. And as far as mixing with my urine i would pee first and empty my bladder b4 adding the fake urine. And at most the fake urine would be in my body like 10 to 15 mins b4 taking the test. Does anyone know a decent place to get fake urine? And for the last time this isn't fake.

[40oz]

Wow you're serious. I feel bad for you.

[weedheaduknow]

nasty bastard...now drink my piss bitch

[NightProwler]

and i'm 25 i'm no child here. I know it sounds fucked up but shit i don't want to do a year in the big house for some shit i did when i was 19.

thats where you said it.

[Toker4LifeVT]

pathetic, disgusting, gross....

thinks to self for a second *laughs AHAHAHAHA* your crazy man!

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

if ur dumb enough, try it, just dont blame me when something goes wrong

why would he blame you? haha

*points* yup yup.. thats the guy right there.. told me it was a good idea!

[MastaChronic]

I know it sounds fucked up but shit i don't want to do a year in the big house for some shit i did when i was 19.

there, that is why i thought you were nineteen

[KindMidasSoundman]

did this idiot have his test yet? I want to know if he tried this dumb idea.

[EmoRebellion]

Im assuming one of two things happened.. He either tried his idea, and killed himself in the process, or didnt, failed his test, and is in jail. Either way Im glad darwinism works..

[ilovedjspree]

I'm still here! I don't take my drug test until the 26th 16 days after I last smoked. The reason I said I don't want to do a year for when i was 19 when i got busted. I still think its a great idea. After looking for more info about this topic I found a little something on a site about people who use roids doing this.

[nikweiser]

why are you guys arguing how to get liquid back up your dick

[dutch.lover]

this all sounds just a little too strange for me. But guys, be honest here- how many of you have tried shooting warm bath water up your dicks since you read this thread? Come on, anyone? lol.

[Purple Banana]

this all sounds just a little too strange for me. But guys, be honest here- how many of you have tried shooting warm bath water up your dicks since you read this thread? Come on, anyone? lol.


OH. MY. GAWD. I can totally imagine some people doing that.

But seriously. As someone who works in the health field, and snakes catheters up penises (both young and old) all day long, the risk of infection actually isn't HUGE, but the chances that you tear your urethra ARE. And that, my small-brained friend, gives a HUGE potential for infection.

Most likely, the water you're pushing into your urethra stays only in your urethra. It can't go into the bladder; it has a one-way valve that can only be opened by a catheter, not just slight water pressure.

So do us a favor- if you continue to think stupid ideas like this, and ignore our warnings, don't post stupid questions anymore.

And don't reproduce, please! :p

[Yes I Cannabis]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fucking NASTY!! WTF!???
Dude.. There are waaaayyyy better ways to pass a piss test!

[ilovedjspree]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Fucking NASTY!! WTF!???
Dude.. There are waaaayyyy better ways to pass a piss test!
Ok then please do tell. BTW Their also starting to use this eye test. Has anyone heard of these? I looked it up online and only thing i could fine was it 1st uses a base line test it will record what your eyes do and then after your piss comes back clean will it then use that as your base line for the eye test. Once you pass it. you only need to take the eye test. if you pass the eye test then no pee test.

[Yes I Cannabis]

Get some piss cleaner.. I hear urineluck works. This may be hard to believe, but i once passed a piss test by taping a doosch bag to my thigh and emptying it into the cup for the test. It was probably there for 2-4 hours though, and not too comfortable... "desperate times call for desperate measures" but still, this is a better bet then what you are talking about doing.
Good luck.

[KindMidasSoundman]

Make sure to take pictures at the ER when you wind up there so you can post the pictures here for the rest of us to see.