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cambam
12-06-2006, 11:13 PM
:D :D :D

Flatulence leads US jet to divert
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.

"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.

She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.

The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.

lil josh
12-06-2006, 11:17 PM
lol made me giggle

TallulahGreen
12-06-2006, 11:17 PM
NICE!!!!!!!!!

lil josh
12-06-2006, 11:25 PM
nice? whats nice about that? soz if im being a bit abbrupt i just dnt c whats nice about it :confused: sowi :)

Synthesizer Man
12-06-2006, 11:26 PM
Confined space + flammable gas + lit matches = could have been a whole lot worse!

JunkYard
12-06-2006, 11:35 PM
I guess the odor was pretty bad, though. I mean, if she felt the need to light a match after a good blow it must have been stinky. Poor woman, how much shame can a person endure? I feel sorry for her. An entire flight was stopped because she had the farts, lmao!

I wonder who felt worse...the passengers dealing with the odor or the woman dealing with the shame?

lil josh
12-06-2006, 11:38 PM
the woman dealing with the shame

TallulahGreen
12-06-2006, 11:40 PM
I will probably grow up to be that woman.
AHHHHHHH.

Oh wait shit, I'm already supposed to be grown up right?
FUCK when and how did that happen?

JunkYard
12-06-2006, 11:40 PM
i would think so...

TheSmokingMonkey
12-07-2006, 04:16 AM
OMFG
that totally sucks for everyone involved

LOL

Reefer Rogue
12-07-2006, 07:46 AM
jokes

Cassiopiea
12-07-2006, 04:31 PM
Christ im glad lil josh was banned.

friendowl
12-07-2006, 04:58 PM
i woulda been talking shit to that lady
what medical condition , who cares
close your ass lady

cambam
12-07-2006, 05:49 PM
Tal, your eye is the prettiest eye I have seen to date. Itis beautiful. In case ya didn't know, I have an eye fetish.



Josh, go get a personallity.

napolitana869
12-07-2006, 06:24 PM
oh man i read about that.she should have just gone to the bathroom for the whole flight

stinkyattic
12-07-2006, 08:27 PM
Christ im glad lil josh was banned.
...seriously... I can't understand a word he's trying to type but STILL manage to get offended by the lil dude.