Pet Story - my dogs are crazy!

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Ok, so I have two dogs. One weighs 22 pounds and the other one weighs 15 pounds. So they are small.

Well, for the past couple of nights, I've been finding these mysterious dark chunky organic blobs on my carpet. I had no idea what they were and I was worried I might have some kind of infestation in my house. They looked like owl pellets (you know... the scat with the mouse hair and stuff in it that the owl can't digest).

So tonight I'm on the phone and all of a sudden I look up to see my dog sitting in the middle of my bedroom rug with a huge log, chewing on it. So, aha! That's what that random shit is.

But wait... he's had a log in the house for several DAYS and I didn't notice until now? Seriously. I don't know where he was hiding it. His kennel?

It wasn't a stick... we're talking a log half the size of his body.

So he had to drag it in from the patio, carry it up the stairs, and into the bedroom.

Weirdo. So I took it from him and put it outside. He picked it right back up and carried it back in. So I took it away again. He brought it back in again. He's obsessed. Then the other dog joined in and they were both eating bark.

Then he fell off the couch and I was worried but when I saw he was okay it made me laugh. Pets are so much entertainment!

And here's another one for ya, once I saw a squirrel in a tree with a jar of peanut butter larger than it was! I don't know how it got it all the way up there! It makes my head spin just thinking about it.

[Pipe Dreams]

One time I was at a swimming hole and a raccoon stole my bag of doritos and took em up the tree.

[weedmaster]

squirrel in a tree eating peanut butter out of a jar lol loved to have seen that:D

[Dro_Princess]

LOL my pets are crazy. I have 3 dogs 5 lbs Feebee, 30 lbs Wilson, and 40lbs Cooper. Everytime I let them out I have noticed they the run around the house for like 15 mins chaseing each other. The little one feebee is like a rocket. I sat outside and watched them do this the other day high and was so amazed at how fast they are. The larger dog Cooper he is still a pup about 8 mothns old) he has a very bad habit for eating cat poop out of the litter box. Ill go to clean it out and he already has. Nasty bastard. Feebee also has gotten into the bad habit. I walked into the kitchen the other day and she is sleeping on the kitchen table. Im like wtf. She jumps in the chair and then onto the table to take a nap. I gotta break her from that. And somehow cooper is getting mice. He is either catching them in the corn field or stealing them from the cat and plying with them. He brought one in the house and was throwing it around and catching it in his mouth. It took me forever to get it away from him. I would get close to his mouth to grab it and he would take off.

We also have some cats. Duchess is the queen of this place. She is so weird. She refuses to drink out of the water bowl. Its either the toilet or water dripping out of the faucet, and she has to be at the highest point of the room. I caught her sleeping on top of the fridge one night. When she had kittens she started bringing dead mice in here for them to play with. Then one time is wasnt dead and I was chasing it around the house trying to trap it under a cup. We later found his head lying in the kitchen floor the next morning. I love my pets.

[MaryJaneScott]

And here's another one for ya, once I saw a squirrel in a tree with a jar of peanut butter larger than it was! I don't know how it got it all the way up there! It makes my head spin just thinking about it.

I'm almost convinced that those furry little buggers can carry ANYTHING when they put their minds to it. I have seen two working together to lug away half a box of cereal... teamwork.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Man I got about a 20ish pound Beagle. A female and a little bigger then most. And if you ever hear the phrase "Beagles will eat themselves to death"

Tell that person they are 100% true.

So we get home from the store and in a rush to go back out for other shit. So my sister throws a loaf of bread on the lowest shelf. When we get back home my sister was gona make a sandwich and notice that bread aint there.

So we go into my room and theres my dog, sitting crooked with a huge lump on the side of her belly licking the fucking completly empty loaf of bread. We didnt even open it!

I couldnt even eat a whole loaf of bread! And she's a 20 pound dog for damn sakes. She proceded to take the biggest dump I have ever seen.

[friendowl]

this thread is funny

my granmas dog "shadow"
is one crazy mutt
she never gets out so one day i took her hiking with me
there was a black guy taking pictures of an asian chick
she was modeling bikinis in the forest.we passed by and kept hiking
shadow wasnt on a leash
a few minutes later i see a g-string in the dogs mouth
and the black guy running up the trail chasing the dog
the dog kept running and so did the guy
when i got the thong back it was full of dog saliva and dirt
i wonder if she still modeled that one

[BizzleLuvin]

the squirrels on campus hide in the trash cans and jump out at you when you throw in trash. sneaky bitches

[Bodom Children Of]

I couldnt even eat a whole loaf of bread! And she's a 20 pound dog for damn sakes. She proceded to take the biggest dump I have ever seen.

lmao, beagles are funny little dogs.