Crazy dumb bitch...

[Frivolous248]

Today at lunch, me and my friends were heading to KFC as usual.

Well while were waitin' for the light to change, I accidentally bumped the car in front of me. I was pretty close, and I musta done a whopping 1mph because I didn't even have my foot fully off the clutch when it happened (I drive stick, obviously) so the lady in front gets out and looks a bit pissed, I mean yeah it was dumb and I shouldn't have gotten so close, but I could tell it didn't do any damage or leave a scratch. She went to check her bumper and was rubbing off dust in order to find any diminutive scratch she could. So even after seeing theres no damage or anything she demands to see my license, so I show her, then she asks for my number, a "REAL, WORKING" number...she was probably pissed cause I'm a teen and thought I was gonna fuck her over somehow...So after that I get back in my car and we pull up to the now red light, we're in a turning lane by the way. Next to us is 2 lanes that go straight (or turn right if your in the right) and once that light turns green, the dumb bitch starts going! The light for the lane that shes in is still red, but she starts going and then she just starts going straight, but theres cement because....theres no fucking lane for her to go to, so she slows down a bit and swerves into the closest lane (NO BLINKER!) and drives off.

What a dumb bitch...maybe I wouldn't have bumper her if she was in the right lane to begin with.

Yeah, its still my fault, but at least it was a minor mistake and wouldn't cause any serious damage. Its not like I was driving recklessly like her dumb ass.

[KindMidasSoundman]

WOW :( I hate dumb, inconsiderate drivers!! You should have bitch slapped that lady in the face with a 1/4 bag of nugs! :pimp:

[S.P.Q.R.]

I hate people like that, man. Over react about stupid shit like that, although they drive like maniacs and it's ussually their fault they get into situations like that..

[Euphoric]

for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!

[rebgirl420]

Yeah some old, old lady bumped into my car and started pulling away so I jumped on her hood like a ninja (yeah bad idea but man she hit my car!) and then she stopped and looked all worried, so I knock on her window and she looked scared and I heard the window lock hahaha and finally she put it down and she goes and i kid you not, "Let me go, let me goooo I have a brain tumor, cancer, let me gooooo". And my reply was, "Bitch I have cancer too, I want your info". hehe She ended up having to pay me 500 bucks to get the huge ding out of my car. *sigh* STories of my life.

[Frivolous248]

Ahahaha, thats sounds crazy. I wish I jumped on the lady like a ninja. I can't express how slow I was going. I think sub-conscientiously I wanted to bump her car, but as slowww as I could and make it so it wasn't noticeable, I honestly thought they'd realize that theres no possible way a scratch would be put on her car by that and just drive off. I mean, thats what I woulda done, cars aren't that fragile!

Theres lots of shitty drivers around here, I've almost been in a crash like 5 times in the past 5 months cause of other people. Most the times its mistakes with turning lanes...like what this crazy person did.

[Arklenao2]

i love irony

[Dro_Princess]

I went to the store and parked as usual. There was a car right beside mine and the guy who owend it had just got it and was about to back up. Right as I am about to put the car in par he backs up. But he dont back up straight he backs up and turns right into my car. So we get out and there is a good dent in the door. I dont get mad or hateful at the guy but I soon find out he knows no english and I dont know how to speak spanish unless its a cuss word or something that goes on a hamburger because I use to work at a fast food place and there were alot of hispanics there. Well I call my insurance company right then and there and ask if I need to call the cops and they told me no because it was on private proptery and they wouldnt do anything. Well that happend on july 29 ismy car fixed now. Hell no. His insurace company cant get intouch with him he is never home when they call, and they wont cut me a check until they hear his side of the story because guess why there was NO POLICE REPORT and I could be making the whole story up.

I just hope that lady dont try and screw you over by wacking her bumper with a baseball bat and then gettin a check for it.

[JaggedEdge]

I had a fire truck hit me one time. I was pulling out of the gas station at a light and a fire truck tried to pull in and ended up clipping the side of my car. So I get out and looked at the damage and all I had was a deep gash on the bumper. Since it was plastic I didn't much care because it wasn't very noticable. He kept trying to give me his info and I was just like dude tell me how to get to CC's coffee and we can call it even.

Didn't want to get him in trouble for not much damage. I knew I would never take it into the shop anyway. Not many people get hit by fire trucks though i don't think.

[rebgirl420]

I went to the store and parked as usual. There was a car right beside mine and the guy who owend it had just got it and was about to back up. Right as I am about to put the car in par he backs up. But he dont back up straight he backs up and turns right into my car. So we get out and there is a good dent in the door. I dont get mad or hateful at the guy but I soon find out he knows no english and I dont know how to speak spanish unless its a cuss word or something that goes on a hamburger because I use to work at a fast food place and there were alot of hispanics there. Well I call my insurance company right then and there and ask if I need to call the cops and they told me no because it was on private proptery and they wouldnt do anything. Well that happend on july 29 ismy car fixed now. Hell no. His insurace company cant get intouch with him he is never home when they call, and they wont cut me a check until they hear his side of the story because guess why there was NO POLICE REPORT and I could be making the whole story up.

I just hope that lady dont try and screw you over by wacking her bumper with a baseball bat and then gettin a check for it.


HAHAH thats the funniest thing I've heard today, "Is my car fixed, HELL NO" hahaha damn foreigners haha :D

[TallulahGreen]

I once had a lady call the cops on me for parking too close to her brand new used blazer and was convinced I scratched it.

The fucking cops weren't able to come to us, so we had to wait an hour for the fucking state trooper.

It was so ridgoddamneddiculous.

[Frivolous248]

I went to the store and parked as usual. There was a car right beside mine and the guy who owend it had just got it and was about to back up. Right as I am about to put the car in par he backs up. But he dont back up straight he backs up and turns right into my car. So we get out and there is a good dent in the door. I dont get mad or hateful at the guy but I soon find out he knows no english and I dont know how to speak spanish unless its a cuss word or something that goes on a hamburger because I use to work at a fast food place and there were alot of hispanics there. Well I call my insurance company right then and there and ask if I need to call the cops and they told me no because it was on private proptery and they wouldnt do anything. Well that happend on july 29 ismy car fixed now. Hell no. His insurace company cant get intouch with him he is never home when they call, and they wont cut me a check until they hear his side of the story because guess why there was NO POLICE REPORT and I could be making the whole story up.

I just hope that lady dont try and screw you over by wacking her bumper with a baseball bat and then gettin a check for it.

Damn that really sucks. Some cop tryed to screw my sister over like that, said it didn't need to be reported and crap. Don't remember what happened, the idiot smashed the back of her car up good.

I doubt the lady would get away with that, I had 2 witnesses in my car. Plus, shes crazy. Actually, my friend said he saw her once at therapy.

[rebgirl420]

Oh speaking of crashes, I hit a fucking mail box like 2 weeks ago because our road to our house is a tiny back road and some big ol' tanker tries to come back and won't pull over. So i'm driving and WHAM I hit the mail box and it got all fucked up, thankfully I had one of those safety mirrors that just snaps back AND THE OWNER WAS OUT IN THE LAWN WATERING HIS FLOWERS and I just kept going hahahah god, and my friend John just has his mouth open, it was classic.

[KindMidasSoundman]

Theres lots of shitty drivers around here, I've almost been in a crash like 5 times in the past 5 months cause of other people. Most the times its mistakes with turning lanes...like what this crazy person did.

Sounds like you live in South Florida!! :D :D :D

[rebgirl420]

could be worse guys, THIS could be your car. Imagine trying to fish that out with the net hehehe

[Dro_Princess]

Oh speaking of crashes, I hit a fucking mail box like 2 weeks ago because our road to our house is a tiny back road and some big ol' tanker tries to come back and won't pull over. So i'm driving and WHAM I hit the mail box and it got all fucked up, thankfully I had one of those safety mirrors that just snaps back AND THE OWNER WAS OUT IN THE LAWN WATERING HIS FLOWERS and I just kept going hahahah god, and my friend John just has his mouth open, it was classic.

HAHA I ran over my mail box. I am known for not being able to back up over long distances very well. If were going straight we are fine but backing up is my achelis (sp) heel. Well we forgot something and had to go back and we were still in the drive way. Our drive way is about .5 mile long so I would say I was baking up about a quarter of a mile. Anyways I get going and Im almost where you turn into get to our house and I look up and Im like honey where is the mail box? I ran over it! :o He got out and tried to fix it and ended up haveing to prop a big stick up againt it so it would stand up.

[rebgirl420]

hahahahah watch out mailboxes, here we come mwhahaha

[Perp]

Sort of the same thing happened to me a while back. At a stoplight, I was in front and buddy behind bumped into me. It was just a nudge so I didn't think to much of it (my car was old) so I just drove off (I was going to the bank about a block away). Well this guy starts following me honking his horn. I pull into the bank with him right behind me.

He jumps out of his car and says I rolled backwards and hit him. Right then and there I smelled a shakedown so I said you wait right here while I go and call the cops. Soon as I said that, his buddies (he had two people in his car, I was alone) say let's get going. So I just laughted at him and went into the bank.

Punks.

[Cassiopiea]

My best mate had an abulance (not one on call) smash into the back bumper of his car, then before he could gather his wits and get the registration number it just drove off, he has a massive smash in the back bumper of his car that he now cant afford to fix all because of some utter cunt.

Also, I work in a supermarket (yeah fuck off) and some bitch came in shouting at me because she left her car in the parking lot and it got scratched on the bonnet (like a keying) she tried to demand compensation from the storem lucky one of the guys I work with is a retired cop so he told her that the store was under no liability for this and that she should contact the police and file a criminal damage complaint, and that the store would check its cctv footage to attempt to find out the culprit. Btu she was so angry and seemed to want to blame it on me, she kept looing at me saying "this is your fault, why cant you take care of the parking lot?"

Bitch, in the end she refused to give details so we couldnt help her after all.

[LIP]

It's like that every morning on my way to work, America doesnt have roundabouts do ya? Well over here in England 40% of people are in the wrong lane when pulling away, and then they're pushing you off the road cos they want the second exit and wernt in the right lane. Pisses me off everyday.