View Full Version : The Rule Of Fingers
Inferius
12-06-2006, 12:19 AM
Check this out... This fuckin AWESOME guy I worked with today showed me this (he's awesome because he's an Olldddd family friend but he'll talk about everything with a youngin like me. And he's buying me a bunch of interesting... stuff)
But anyway, this is mostly for girls...
If you want to find out the length of a guys penis (this worked for me almost exact, so I see no reason for it not to work for others)
Have them bend their middle finger down to their palm. Mark the spot the finger lays. Bend it back. The length from that mark to the tip of their finger is the length.
And the width? Have them use their index and middle fingers of both hands, and scissor them together. Wrap something around the four fingers. Remove fingers. This is the genitalia's width.
Now you know. I really don't see it being THAT reliable, but it worked almost exact for me, try it out. Even if it's not 100%, 50% would still make it a good dating tool ;)
Samwhore
12-06-2006, 12:27 AM
haha, thanks for that piece of information
justinsane
12-06-2006, 12:48 AM
id say its accurate
Samwhore
12-06-2006, 12:50 AM
i will pay attention to hands now
smoke it
12-06-2006, 12:53 AM
damm, its right
thcbongman
12-06-2006, 12:55 AM
Damn, that is accurate.
gabee42ee
12-06-2006, 01:59 AM
yeah my old boyfriend showed me ... accurate it was
Frivolous248
12-06-2006, 02:54 AM
Neato, and yeah, its pretty accurate.
Bodom Children Of
12-06-2006, 03:03 AM
family friend....talking about penis sizes....lmao
dopesmoker
12-06-2006, 02:13 PM
hmm interesting it worked
trippruss
12-06-2006, 02:49 PM
usually hands & feet give a pretty good indication of penis size. there are exceptions of course. i've got a buddy who is a little guy with small hands/feet, but a huge dick! so alot of it just depends. r
EmoRebellion
12-06-2006, 03:16 PM
whoa, trippy.. So far we have a 100% success rate..
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
12-06-2006, 03:25 PM
haha wow it worked.. im gonna tell that to the next fucker who makes fun of me for havin LONG skinny fingers :D lol
Samwhore
12-07-2006, 12:05 AM
haha, the only thing i could look at all day was guys' hands
lil josh
12-07-2006, 12:34 AM
yer pretty acurate with me :)
Dro_Princess
12-07-2006, 05:14 AM
There is another way to estimate the size as well and its pretty reliable. Its almost like yours. What you do it measure from the tip your middle finger to the last mark on your wrist. No one would believe me until they tried it for them selves.
Wow, it really does work rofl!
PdoubleOTY
12-07-2006, 06:00 PM
haha i guess for us average normal guys it works..unlike my roommate who is like 5 6" but has a log hanging out of his pants.
DemoCommando
12-08-2006, 04:27 AM
didn't work for me, it gave me 6 in, I measured I"m over 7.
I'm tall but with average hands and average feet, but with a 7 1/4 wee wee so I duno. didn't work thank god.
Dave
I've got massive hands, and size 13 feet, size 14 American. I have to get me shoes from a website :( LOL.
Im pretty well hung, better than average so im fine... But it works,, it was pretty accurate.
ValkyrieAg
12-17-2006, 11:17 AM
Well its going to be close either way....unless you have a 12 year olds hands and a 9" dick.
A guys hands are more/less the same size. A dudes dick is going to be more/less the same size. And the whole width thing, unless you have some fat fingers or a skinny dick, its gonna be close.
All it is is proportion. A guy that is 5'1" isn't going to have size 14 shoes. A guy that is 6'5" isn't going to have size 8 shoes.
Inferius
12-17-2006, 12:38 PM
Shhhh.
You're killing all the magic.
It weeps rainbow tears in the face of your brutality.
biohazard
12-17-2006, 05:30 PM
its completley accurate :)
Skink
12-17-2006, 05:34 PM
Oh christ,,,now I have to wear gloves...
five0addict
12-17-2006, 08:16 PM
im about an inch longer than what it showed, there is no way that this is accutare.
youd have to be stupid to think it will work for everyone lol
lagstronaut
12-17-2006, 10:48 PM
i feel left out cause mine wasnt accurate at all
Skink
12-17-2006, 11:14 PM
im about an inch longer than what it showed, there is no way that this is accutare.
youd have to be stupid to think it will work for everyone lol
I caught a 104 pound Sailfish the other day...
Canadien.
12-18-2006, 01:14 AM
That is messed up. Wow
Purple Banana
12-18-2006, 01:26 AM
Yanno, I can just imagine all the guys on this thread comparing their penises side-by-side with their hands... It's really funny to picture.
If I had a penis, it'd be about 6 inches, haha!
partyguy420
12-18-2006, 03:35 AM
acurate for me...
P.S. i have bannan lenght fingers... about as big around as a bic lighter....
so yea... haha... i made a funny... its not realy that small... lol... jk...
pbzeppelin90
12-18-2006, 04:18 AM
worked with me. it measured out the full 6 3/4. but i do have notoriously short stubby fingers. large palm, short fingers. idk, call it magic?
DannyMan
12-18-2006, 07:32 AM
i like to let my penis chill on my open palm, it fits perfectly.
100% correct. ;)
Skink
12-18-2006, 05:20 PM
My Grandfather showed mt a way to check the fit of a pair of pants,,,I use it still today and when I gain or loose it works...
Make a fist and bend your arm,,,now put the waist of the pants on it... If it is tight the pants will be tight,,,if it's loose the pants will be loose...
the yeag
12-18-2006, 05:23 PM
what if your finger is cut off....uh oh
Inferius
12-19-2006, 12:53 AM
what if your finger is cut off....uh oh
:D
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JohnGalt
12-21-2006, 01:12 AM
Damn man, I wish this was accurate. My middle finger goes down past my hand and onto my wrist. However, my penis is only 6" :(
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