HAHAHAHA about shit myself reading these

[PdoubleOTY]

Get realllly high and just read these AIM conversations, or make your own :thumbsup:
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

[Smokin EnDo]

HARRRRRRRRRRRR

[justinsane]

are these like yahoo cyber sex im conversations im reading? where you play the normal perverted sex addict in your moms basement, until you get down to business, then your fantasies come to life?

just trying to get a foothole here.

[justinsane]

actually its pretty funny, props if it is you.

[PdoubleOTY]

hahah no its not me, i found it earlier...you gotta admit, that guy is very witty haha

[Samwhore]

haha, ive had too many guys try to cyber

[poiuyt]

So fucking old. I read this 3-4 years ago. I was on the floor laughing though when I first read it.

[smoke it]

HARRRRRRRRRRRR

lmfao

[Arklenao2]

i read this when i was 11

[Nochowderforyou]

I have never seen this before. That bloodninja character, my god, what a funny fucker. :p

I'm dead sober and I found this funny. :thumbsup:

[MastaChronic]

i read these on albinoblacksheep.com a few years ago

[PdoubleOTY]

well old or not, i still got a great laugh out of it

[Greenport]

were can i find more lol

[BlueCat]

HAHAHAHA those are funny...

This is one of my favorite...not sexy but still pretty funny. This guyed was OWNED. Big time. :D

http://www.futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU PSYCHO B! I got my old account back. I am so happy :dance:

[Arklenao2]

excellent
what a noob

[JackdaWack]

Never gets old.





excellent
what a noob


WHats noob? sorry we werent all jackin off to fake cybersex convos when we were 11, to each his own i guess. Im sure u still get a kick ehm(jerk) outa it from time to time.

[MrGreenFingaz]

lol that was the funniest shit ive seen all day..props.

[rebgirl420]

You should see the guys from cannabis who message me all randomly. At least 2 new ones a week. I dont mind talking but when you start out the convo with a, "Hey nice tits! Got cam sexy?" don't expect me to not block you.

[pixel]

reb girl may i ask why people tell you nice tits? i dont mean to harass but frankly i dont see a hint of them in your avatar so are these people just imaging you have nice tits or something?

but yeah i dont blame you i don't think people over the age of 18 act like that though so it wouldnt be legal anyways!

[rebgirl420]

Well I posted a few pics of me in my bra ya know so I can expect guys wanting to talk about it, thats not what bothers me it's just that if your going to come around to talk to me be a nice decent guy and treat me like a human being

[slipknotpsycho]

think on the guy side of it tho, it's predictable....

you basicly just showed a bunch of starving dogs fresh meat.

[rebgirl420]

I know, its not that I dont want the guys iming me or flirting or more just be a normal person and say "hey, wats up" not "Show me your tits", it's just a matter of respect

[bud breath420]

holy shit man.. haha that killed me oh god especialy the one about the rhino that was awesome... oh man.. ok im done

[rebgirl420]

I dont think it's that fucking funny

[bud breath420]

cmon man.. it was pretty funny..

[PdoubleOTY]

hahahaha starving dogs fresh meat...fuck..wakeeeenbaakkkeeee

rebgirl tell em to go get some real pussy

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

LMAO!

By the way, NICE SIG DUDE. LOL :stoned:

[n00b_Canadian_toker]

Okay, that was fucking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing :D

[konqrr]

this one

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

ahahahahaha...i was laughing so hard my dad was like wtf was wrong with u i was like harharhar:stoned:

[hello3pat]

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
HAHAHA Thats fucking hilarious

[Greenport]

nah its not all that bad but its just annoying that i cant smoke lol but just got in a band so im preocupied anyway

[bavet]

That was so funny, my rib hurts now!

[RyanTheCaveman]

HOLYSHIT
i have never read anything so godamned funny!
hahaha man im roflmfao (;D)
THe guy IS very fucking witty.
"dont shoot me MR!"