If you were caught by the cops and...

[AlwaysBlazed]

If you saw cops pull up to your smoking spot and you had nowhere to run would you....

[Kronic King]

haha im a good athlete and i know how fast cops have to be but hopefully you got a fat one and could outrun him lol

[JaggedEdge]

I hope no one answers "Kill the cop..."

Nevermind people already think thats funny. Yes we all hate cops, but no matter if you are serious or not. That kind of attitude is why cops still beat the shit out of pot smokers during arrests.

Why is it funny to talk about killing someone who is just trying to pay his bills? It's disgusting.

[KindMidasSoundman]

kill the pig!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!

[AlwaysBlazed]

haha im a good athlete and i know how fast cops have to be but hopefully you got a fat one and could outrun him lol

running away isn't an option!

[MastaChronic]

id smoke it all and chuck my pipe. i smoke like a god when im under pressure and i think a cop pulliing up is some damn heavy pressure. i load all the weed into one bowl, take off and hit it while im running away, then hucking my piece and stopping.

[Drolover]

id smoke it all and chuck my pipe. i smoke like a god when im under pressure and i think a cop pulliing up is some damn heavy pressure. i load all the weed into one bowl, take off and hit it while im running away, then hucking my piece and stopping.

hahahaha i would do the same shit, just smoke it before they take it away :D

[orangeman]

Well seeing as I have a clean record I'd probably just pick the 3rd option and get off with a warning or something. Or maybe drug classes.

[EmoRebellion]

I was caught 2 different times with weed before I had my Cannabis Card. Both times I told them the truth, they took it from me (both times was around 1/8), and let me go without a ticket. Cali cops are usually pretty cool about it if you tell them the truth. They didnt even break my piece.

[mafyew]

i hear of people in my county all the time who get pulled over with weed. The cop usually just makes em break their piece, and takes their bag. It's rumored that half the stuff in the evidence locker isn't tagged, and most the cops just mooch off it.

[JordaN23]

Cops are fuckers. They take it and smoke it.. Trust me.

[Purple Banana]

Just be honest, and don't be a dick about it. The whole "fucking cop pigs" is a stereotype, albeit a very common occurance, but no need for peaceful stoners like ourselves to down cops like that.

They can be exceedingly generous with letting you go, even if the only reason is to avoid paperwork, but they risk their jobs doing that.

And then there are the asshole cops.

But yeah, just be honest about it. Unless you have like 2 kilos in your trunk, then I wouldn't reccommend offering to let the cop search your car.

[Reefer Rogue]

2 cops rolled up on me and my friend as we were smoking a joint, we had nowhere to run... I hit that shit as hard as i could :)

[Eazy]

i'd kill pig but..
im in the country i know it very well

ma smoking spots
green house in yard
ma house
under a bridge
a river...
erm CATCH ME IN THE TREES u cop in a can!

[nikweiser]

i actually have been caught by the cops while smoking, and i really did just hit the pipe fat, and i was REALLY fucking high in the cop car going back to the highschool, my adrenaline was so high from being caught mid hit, i was baked:thumbsup:

[Mean Green Charlene]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

[Samwhore]

throw the pipe away and shove the rest of the bud in your bra;)

[AlwaysBlazed]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

hahahaha, good try man :thumbsup:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I'd eat it. Fast.

[MacWQ33]

Just be chill about it...I could have been arrested for so many things so many times now that I think...but I was calm and talked to them like a normal person, and I've always gotten off...even some serious stuff lol (ya I was an idiot sometimes in high school).

That's why I don't mind cops really...they always let me go...but if your being a bitch or obviously lieing (some people really suck at lieing) they're gonna be pissed and use their power.

It's all a power trip with cops so you let them think they're in control, you'll probably get off if its something stupid and small like sparking.

[bwell]

funny story actually, I was blazed as fuck and had a quarter of a blunt left and i was driving home and this fucking meal on wheels van had to be driving like 45 in a 55 so i was like fuck this.

I started to pass him going 60 but then theres a curve where you cant see on coming traffic that well.

So I'm going to speed up to not get in a crash and as i pass a cop is coming just the second my speedometer goes to 69/70 speeding up to avoid the oncoming cars and im like holy fuck and i just wait for the sirens to blare on but I didnt i just gunned it and turn into a street ahead.

ps. I Just got a 70 in 55 ticket bout 2 weeks ago so if i got another i would shit a brick.

[konqrr]

If I had some water with me I would be able to eat like 1/8 or more lol...:eat:

[SpeX125]

I've had the cops roll up on me several times,when I was younger.They would pat me down,take what they found,and let me go.
That's why I always made sure that I didn't have that much with me.

[LIP]

Im lucky. In England you probably wouldnt even get it confisacted if they busted you. All they say is dont smoke it out in public, but if you got it in your car or house 9 outtta 10 cops are ok with it. Our laws are pretty lax.

I mean, you can walk down the street in broad day light with a huge spliff and no one will say anything.

I've bought weed in the street as a cop car drove past before, doesnt bother me.

Unless youe a dealer you can pretty much be sure you wont get any jail time [as long as you have no other previous convictions.]

[Dankmike]

Ride until the blunt is gone, so ill be high as hell in jail.

[TheGreenFog]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

That cracks me up! LOLOL...

Ever seen SuperTroopers, the movie? Don't even get me started.


But on a serious note, I agree with MAC about being chill. If you know how to handle people, you get along much better in life...nuff said.


:rastasmoke:

TGF

[Arklenao2]

theres no such thing as having nowhere to run when your smart

[Dibiticus]

see now all those options suck ass, I'd just hand my shit over to the cop and he'd send me on my way maybe with a ticket or not, happens to me all the time and I've never been arrested, but thats just me and the area I live in, although most of the cops in my town are dicks, they've never arrested me, although I've paid like $400 something in fines total

[Nelokjer]

I hope no one answers "Kill the cop..."

Nevermind people already think thats funny. Yes we all hate cops, but no matter if you are serious or not. That kind of attitude is why cops still beat the shit out of pot smokers during arrests.

Why is it funny to talk about killing someone who is just trying to pay his bills? It's disgusting.

well, primarily, its the mentality of it. they CHOOSE to pay the bills buy prosecuting us for our way of life, in short, they're like Hitler, and we're like the jews, being punished for our beliefs and our way of life. so, I can understand the "kill the pig" mentality.

[CaptainDankNuggets]

it depends on if he saw me smoking or not cause if he didnt he cant do jack shit

[Greenhit]

Spend 30min in your car and figure out a hiding spot. The steering column on my beater unsnaps easily so I took some time and taped a baggie inside the cover and I slip my stash into that. Until our area gets dogs I'm ok.

[Samwhore]

theres no such thing as having nowhere to run when your smart

too true

[Fengzi]

I was caught 2 different times with weed before I had my Cannabis Card. Both times I told them the truth, they took it from me (both times was around 1/8), and let me go without a ticket. Cali cops are usually pretty cool about it if you tell them the truth. They didnt even break my piece.

Yeah, this is pretty much what I was going to say. Out here it's not worth the paperwork for the cops to bust you. As long as you're cool to them they'll usually be cool to you. Of course they'll take it, unless you're in San Francisco or Santa Cruz where it's practically legal, there they won't even take a second glance at you.

[Blood Shot Eyes]

its weird because when me and my friends are in a smoke spot smoking our blunts the cops will usually roll up for a second, chill then just leave.

i dont get it, i know they see me smoking and this shit is getting me parinoid as fuck. like these niggas is just waiting for me to do something crazy. because this shit has happend many times to us. i just hope they are leaving us alone or something

[Shrooms]

i always get scared of getting caught by the cops when i smoke in public places. too bad they are the best places to smoke in so im not gonna stop lol.

[GosTo]

hah if there were a bunch of cops i would toke it all
and then try to outrun them becuase i think im pretty athletic
and wtf i might as well try :rasta:

[secretgarden]

I'd hit it as hard as i could and tell them you were going to bust me anyway so i figured i'd enjoy as much i could before you took it. I woudn't be a dick about it, the few times i did get caught i was up front honest and got off with a ticket. but then anyone know of a cop that would spend hours on paperwork for just a joint? if so let me know so i can stay far away from them.

[Mosiah]

I'd hit it as hard as I could, then eat the roach : ) I havnt

[WeedyBoyWonder]

PUT IT DOWN YOUR TROWSERS/BOXERS/PANTS. Seriously, works every time.
...well apart from the time it fell down my trowser leg because i ware boxers. It got caught at the bottom of my jeans, when the cop was searching a mate, I made it fall out and kicked under the fence. Scary shit.

[Chronic.Tonic]

I some cops were rolling up on me I would ditch my bag and piece and then (hopefully before he got to me) face him and pull my pants down and yell, "Hey! I'm taking a piss here douche bag!":p

P.S. I would only do that if I was in the woods though. I'd split in the city, they wouldn't catch me.. hopefully

[delusionsofNORMALity]

it kind of depends on the quantity and what part of the country you're in.

i've only been popped twice, both times i was caught cold with no place to run and no time to do anything but smile. the second time the cop actually apologized to me, he was looking for a thief and stumbled across me instead.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.


ROFLOL I can almost see your face with buds falling off your mouth tryin to eat it all fucking fast :D :D


but i think i would just say the truth
its not so bad
i can look like an angel if i want ;)


oh and of course sam, the bra is a good option, saved my life several times :p

[Closet Smoker]

Shit, I smoke in my car alot. I have a Tahoe and the windows are tinted, so we just roll around smoking a bowl or blunt and not even worry about pigs:smokin: "Fuck The Police" lol yea but ive yet to been caught yet. And very suprisingly my parents have no clue that me and my sister are both huge pot heads, and smoke in the house everyday.

[whydoyoucare]

how stupid could you be for that to even happen? just hide the shit before they can see it and dont let them search you. as long as youre not a bitch or reveal anything you can get away with denying it

[liberiamom]

Just be chill about it...I could have been arrested for so many things so many times now that I think...but I was calm and talked to them like a normal person, and I've always gotten off...even some serious stuff lol (ya I was an idiot sometimes in high school).

That's why I don't mind cops really...they always let me go...but if your being a bitch or obviously lieing (some people really suck at lieing) they're gonna be pissed and use their power.

It's all a power trip with cops so you let them think they're in control, you'll probably get off if its something stupid and small like sparking.

I completely agree with you! Most people get themselves into trouble by acting up, when all you have to do is be real polite and contrite. They don't really want a problem, so make it easy for them to let you go :stoned:

[taintedminds]

i would hit that until it was k'ed.

the way i smoke a cop would know. i drive a bake route while baking the car and most of the time so if i got stopped...i think you can figure out the rest.