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MastaChronic
12-05-2006, 08:00 PM
i trim my pubes, keep'em nice and short. but not shaving them, too itchy. sometimes when im either really bored/really stoned/wanna make an impression i shave my name into my pubes. ive actually gotten quite good at it, next month i shall attempt a full out MASTACHRONIC in a beautiful arch around my wang, kinda like a rainbow. or maybe a SUCK ME.......
so what do YOU do to it?

thcmagik
12-05-2006, 08:40 PM
way to much free time bro :D

KindMidasSoundman
12-05-2006, 08:44 PM
way too much INFORMATION bro! :D

KindMidasSoundman
12-05-2006, 08:45 PM
To answer your question: I resemble an orangutan unclothed. I prefer to let it all grow out, 70's-style!!:thumbsup:

MastaChronic
12-05-2006, 08:49 PM
i know i have too much free time, probation kinda does that to you

GanjaSmugler
12-05-2006, 08:55 PM
like you said, not to long, not to sort. it does itch to hell when you shave em, cant imagine how some dudes keep it bald or girls on that part, must get used to it? ne ways i hate it real long down below, so i keep em inbetween. i cant stand when girls have hair though, looks vicous

MastaChronic
12-05-2006, 09:10 PM
i loves me a cavewoman
the reason it itches so much when you shave it is because pubic hair is naturally thick and curly, so it has a much higher chance of becoming ingrown. the way people beat this is to rub the skin with a cleansing pad daily so the hair grows straight out, or so ive heard. it seems to work for me and my letters tho

smoke it
12-06-2006, 01:01 AM
nothin wrong with a lil manscapin. i shave my sack every thursday...

Samwhore
12-06-2006, 01:03 AM
haha, you cant have too much pubes

Frivolous248
12-06-2006, 02:56 AM
Damn, I wanna try my name now. Or maybe a "420", yeah I represent.

rebgirl420
12-06-2006, 04:39 AM
I get my muffin completely waxed, it just feels so smooth and soft and such, but ive ben doing that since I hit puberty.

go toke up
12-06-2006, 06:19 AM
I get my muffin completely waxed, it just feels so smooth and soft and such, but ive ben doing that since I hit puberty.

nice.:D

rebgirl420
12-06-2006, 06:20 AM
hahah

Mean Green Charlene
12-06-2006, 06:30 AM
Muffin..thats a new one.

trippruss
12-06-2006, 02:20 PM
i use an electric razor & haven't had an ingrown hair or bumps in 12yrs. started trimming due to condoms getting tangled(OUCH), started shaving for hygene reasons. when ya fuck every day smooth skin is easy to wash! i luv a smooth muff. wife has had hers removed by laser. very nice! r

FakeBoobsRule
12-06-2006, 04:09 PM
For the guys who think it will itch it really doesn't. About 8years ago I started with shaving my scrotum and trimming my pubes. That didn't even itch at all. Then about 3 years later I started shaving everything off. If you keep up with it and don't let it get long between shavings it doesn't ever itch. If you do get an itch after the first couple of times a little hydrocortisone cream the first day will take care of that. Now I use Nair for men on my pubes and still shave my scrotum and my girlfriends love it!

kiwiglowbug
12-07-2006, 12:12 AM
Iv singed mine down short with a cigerete lighter a few times. Makes it grow back really soft and healthy

lil josh
12-07-2006, 12:28 AM
Iv singed mine down short with a cigerete lighter a few times. Makes it grow back really soft and healthy

lol!

im 15 so shaving my pubes will probably result in a unhappy girl saying i have no pubes and then i will not have any to proove that i do have em i will b like ok wait a bit for them to grow back then ill show ya n every1 will b like yer right lol

so shaving is a no no for me till i get to bout 20 sumfink

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
12-07-2006, 12:40 AM
meh my pubes are alright, i shaved em all off once just to see what it was like but yeah, my pubes dont get too hairy, infact nothin on me gets that hairy really.. but no girls complained about my pubes so far so im assumin they're alright as they are..

heres a question for the girls while we're on the subject.. do girls like it shaved off completly? im just wonderin cuz with someone's pussy i prefer it completly bold, maybe a tiny lil bit of hair just above it..

smoke it
12-07-2006, 01:47 AM
I get my muffin completely waxed, it just feels so smooth and soft and such, but ive ben doing that since I hit puberty.

very nice.:D

rebgirl420
12-07-2006, 05:07 AM
hahahah Well I like it, whenevr your having sex the feeling of smooth skin against smoot skin is just soo...amazing! Plus it makes me feel like a porn star haha

PdoubleOTY
12-07-2006, 05:27 AM
size 2 electric shaver or whatever..straight up buzz cut

MrGreenFingaz
12-08-2006, 06:31 PM
lol masta, that shit sounds like something kumar would do, maybe when/if i get put on probation ill give it a try, lol.

MastaChronic
12-08-2006, 11:01 PM
kumar..........oh, white caste thats right. i guess so. have you heard? theyre making a harold and kumar go to amsterdam

dutch.lover
12-09-2006, 12:05 AM
hahahah Well I like it, whenevr your having sex the feeling of smooth skin against smoot skin is just soo...amazing! Plus it makes me feel like a porn star haha

ive gotten waxed twice before, and it hurt like hell but i loved the end result! gotta go for the landing strip too IMO. :cool: I don't get it done anymore cause my bf loves it when i shave, which is a lot less pricey than getting a brazillian every month.

LIP
12-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Ooo, i've never shaved but if i did it would be a 420 without a doubt at all. Infact, i might try it, i really like the idea of 420 in my pubes. If i manage to do it i'll take a pic [not of my damn cock]

Captin
12-09-2006, 01:58 PM
the only time i ever shaved my pubes was to roll a joint with it so this asshole who ripped off myself and a friend would smoke "dis bomb shit, it's 100% dro!" to use his words. I felt kind of bad for doing it but i think that was one of the best laughs i've had.

smoking habit
12-09-2006, 06:56 PM
haha captin, did he ever find out, and if he did, what did he do about it.

FakeBoobsRule
12-09-2006, 06:58 PM
Captin, a revenge like that is better if the person eventually fins out they smoked pubes. Don't keep it to yourself!

MrGreenFingaz
12-09-2006, 07:06 PM
kumar..........oh, white caste thats right. i guess so. have you heard? theyre making a harold and kumar go to amsterdam

I had a feeling that would be the next one cause of the end of the 1st movie, thats gonna be a stoner classic.:rastasmoke: :jointsmile: :rasta: :pimp: :smokin:

HughESan
12-09-2006, 07:27 PM
uhh, I have a special trimmer and stencels, rite now I have the gatorade lightning bolt... also that chick with the muffin makes me horny...

TallulahGreen
12-09-2006, 09:07 PM
I shave it all off. Really the itching goes away if you keep up with it. I prefer it to be shaved, and I'm used to it so no worries. Life's better when you're shaved..haha..or waxed for that matter, but I'm too poor for that. Ah...someday.

Captin
12-10-2006, 09:55 AM
haha captin, did he ever find out, and if he did, what did he do about it.

lol yeah he found it, right after taking a huge hit he started coughing, took another little puff and and said "what is this shit. it's harsh as hell" then as calmly and with as straight a face as i could mannage told him "it's my pubic hair" then just burst out laughing. I think he said something like "you guys are sick, don't ever buy weed off me again" we were laughing too hard to hear. After that i saw him a few times in the halls, he always gave me the funniest looks.

Reefer Rogue
12-10-2006, 02:32 PM
I do what i can.

ValkyrieAg
12-29-2006, 07:13 AM
Public Announcement:

Shave/Trim your hair. Welcome to the sleek 21st century.

officerleeroy
12-29-2006, 07:32 AM
Shaved...gooch hair sucks.

jmorrow09
01-28-2007, 10:43 PM
muffins are really good

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-29-2007, 01:00 AM
i like the feel of my smooth skin, i dont like to shave.


tough place. i hate the itch of shaved pubes, but i dont WANT the pubes to grow! >.<

MastaChronic
01-29-2007, 01:18 AM
i like the feel of my smooth skin, i dont like to shave.


tough place. i hate the itch of shaved pubes, but i dont WANT the pubes to grow! >.<

welcome to the 22nd century
laser removal

Nailhead
01-29-2007, 02:01 AM
Don't shave here, I'm trying to grow an afro :P

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-29-2007, 02:13 AM
welcome to the 22nd century
laser removal

Electrolysis works better from what i understand.



lol also laser based hair removel gets more malpractice suits :P i think i'll stick to good old electricity.



the only thing holding me back is money....... which i am held back from by the system...


>.< any such people around here wanna pimp me?

napolitana869
01-29-2007, 03:23 PM
How bad does it hurt when you have it waxed? I like the smooth feeling but I hate shaving because I have really sensitive skin and I always get razor burn and ingrown hairs. I trim it really really short for now, but once I have money I want to start waxing

2600HERTZ
01-29-2007, 05:56 PM
I keep mine nice and trimmed, the ladies seem to like a well groomed man.

LIP
02-02-2007, 11:04 AM
Your mom's a well-groomed man.

(kidding...I'm in a weird mood)

I never replied but...I shave once the longest hairs are longer than my dick. Seems reasonable enough to me.

Good to see you posting again my man!

Still playing bas? I hope so lol!

Hope your doing ok, and i hope you got some lovely ganja to puff on.

Take it easy man. :S5:

Abattoir Dream
02-02-2007, 12:10 PM
lol i dont exactly fancy the idea of waving super-sharp blades around my genitals...

thats just asking for trouble...