Ive lost a computer

[EmoRebellion]

After reading this thread, http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=93755, I decided to find out all the computers that are running. I go to my DHCP server and see what addresses are leased out. I see all of the ones I remembered, but theres one extra. Ah, I knew that I was forgetting something. I do a quick run through my house to locate the machine. Its no where do be found. I can access it from inside my network, so it is joined to my domain. It responds to ping. I know what port its plugged into on my router even! I just cant find the damn thing.

I have lost a machine. :(

[Halcy0n]

I think this is a joke as I got an extreme sense of deja vu as I was reading it. That and you have to be pretty fucking stupid to lose a computer plugged into your network ;)

edit: ah this came from bash.org didn't it

[MastaChronic]

you lost a computer? how much have you smoked? how much have you drank? how much did you drop? how could you lose a fairly large machne that goes "VVVVMMMMMMMMMMMM" ALL THE TIME? woops, sorry bout the caps

[Natural Rx]

If you know what port it's plugged into on your router why don't you just follow the cable to the box?

[cambam]

If you know what port it's plugged into on your router why don't you just follow the cable to the box?

Could be wireless.

He is just dishing the B/S out.

[lil josh]

seems pretty stupid to me :bonghit: bat then again so does the way to fucking talk and the way you walk and the way you fucking breath...i wish :bonghit: you would just stop breathing and die you motherfucker :bonghit:



lmao im jking mate just felt like going on a proper :bonghit: mad1 lol cause i know b4 you got to this part of the txt you was most likley thinking wtf!

[Mean Green Charlene]

I think "Wtf?" every time I read a post from you liljosh. Is it easier for you type/read your text like that? I find it harder...

[lil josh]

type or read ma txt like what?

[Synthesizer Man]

He said you type like a chav! :D

[lil josh]

ooo yea i know that lol n yer i do find it easyer to type like this hehe y didnt you just say that, lol soz if you find it hard to read ma post its just i really cant b bothered to type things fully when there is a much easyer n quicker way. its cause im used to tlking on msn.

it shudnt b 2 hard to read its nt like im using different words im just shortning em

[Eazy]

i find it easyer

with line gaps

[Mean Green Charlene]

what does "soz" mean?
cause?

[lil josh]

soz means sorry

[Mean Green Charlene]

ah okay. thanks for clearing that up :thumbsup:

[lil josh]

np :)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lol.. i read somewhere that the human brain can read words perfectly fine as long as it has like the first 2 or 3 words and 2 or 3 last words.. or somethin like that.. and when i read about that it has loads of words missin too

[Mean Green Charlene]

Yeah but soz..I could understand srory or srroy..but theres a whole new letter in soz.

and it is ture taht you can undretsand wrdos as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltetres are in the rgiht sopt. :thumbsup:

[lil josh]

no it wroks if the fisrt few lettres are coerrct dont ask me why as i am not a brian scietnsit. i uesd to have a cool emial abuot this and it was all splet inocrrcetly hoewver it was still easy to read.