Airport Security :: NudeScan-o-Rama

[Delta9 UK]

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm

Last time I tape a lump of hash to my ballz!!

[smok3y]

Damm... Thats invading your privacy big time..

[TheGreenFog]

Just thought I'd post copy/paste since it's not that long. Go to link for the pic.

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Air travelers stripped bare with X-ray machine
By Thomas Frank, USA TODAY


The agency in charge of the nation's air security expects later this year to begin using a controversial X-ray machine that will show airport screeners a clear picture of what's under passengers' clothes â?? whether weapons or just bare skin.

The new system makes it easy to see possibly dangerous devices.

Rapiscan Systems
Screeners plan to test the "backscatter" machines at several U.S. airports, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) says. The refrigerator-sized machines are considered a breakthrough in scanning technology but have been labeled "a virtual strip search" by the American Civil Liberties Union. (Related story: Airports test 'futureworld' devices)

Security workers using the machines can see through clothes and peer at whatever may be hidden in undergarments, shirts or pants. The images also paint a revealing picture of a person's nude body.

The devices can potentially be used to screen hundreds of millions of air travelers each year, although TSA says more study is needed to determine how the devices may be used at U.S. airports. The agency declined to say when and where it expects to test the machines.

Backscatter technology has been waiting on the sidelines for nearly four years but seems poised now to move to the forefront of aviation security. The machines are already used by U.S. Customs agents at 12 airports to screen passengers suspected of carrying drugs. They're also getting a test run at a terminal in London Heathrow Airport, the first major airport to use them.

The ACLU says the scanners invade personal privacy. "This leads directly to a surveillance society," says Barry Steinhardt, who runs the group's technology program.

But Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told a Senate subcommittee last month that he wants to employ the technology and doesn't want an "endless debate" over privacy issues.

Security consultant Douglas Laird says the machines are essential to spot explosives, which aren't detected by metal detectors.

The $100,000 machines bounce low-radiation X-rays off a person's skin to produce photo-like computer images of metal, plastic and organic materials hidden under clothes, says American Science and Engineering. The TSA is testing its BodySearch machine.

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Damn, now they're gonna see my schlong...:eek:

I am all for security...but c'mon, man...my schlong...!

I wonder if you will start seeing security guards snickering as you go through, now. :o Either snickering or gasping! ;)

I guess you won't be allowed to cover your privates as you go through, huh?

Booo for stripsearches...even virtual ones...boo.

:rastasmoke:

TGF

[NextLineIsMine]

When they turn the machines into goggles then theyll have a market

[smok3y]

^^^ lol ^^^

Xray goggels would be cool..

[Skink]

No Sir your fine,It's your wife we need to check...

[smoke it]

ya, but when they catch Achmed with a wooden zip gun befre he hijacks your flight, youll shut up

[savagepossum]

so this is basicly for airport security to have a bit of fun

[MastaChronic]

im getting the hell out of this country ASAP
whos with meh?!

[Delta9 UK]

ya, but when they catch Achmed with a wooden zip gun befre he hijacks your flight, youll shut up

Unless he puts it up his Ass ;)

[Skink]

Unless he puts it up his Ass ;)

Can we say anal probe....

[MastaChronic]

i can see the headlines now
AL-GAYDA HIJACKS PLANE: 4000 DEAD

this new wave of homosexual terrorism has brought a whole new faction into play for homeland security: al-gayda. the homosexual terrorist group has been linked to several terroristic acts over the last few weeks and the lead member "cockmed" has been in hiding ever since the attacks. rumors abound that he/she/it may be hiding in the asspen mountains........... yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah

[TheGreenFog]

^LOL, Masta.

I'm gonna bring some marbles...and components for a home-made slingshot next time I get on a plane. Then, when cockmed tries to hijack us, I'll slingshot him Bart-Simpson stylie right in the EYEBALL...!

I do not condone violence, but I'd do it. Yep, yep yep....yep.

:rastasmoke: RastafarI

TGF

[Delta9 UK]

cockmed FFS!!!

Loooooooooool+1

Genius :thumbsup:

[friendowl]

"excuse me sir is there a reason you have a summer sausage in your pants"

[MastaChronic]

BREAKING NEWS!
the celebrity al gayda has been taken into custody on suspicion of leading the homosexual terrorist group al-gayda under the alias of "cockmed"
more to "come"

[Delta9 UK]

This could so make a good You Tube vid...

[NightProwler]

they cant do taht!!!! goddamntititiritistgdfgtsrfgdsdgdfg

[MastaChronic]

MORE IS HERE!
al gayda has denied having any affiliation with the terrorist group al-gayda even tho police found the crystal dildo, symbol of al-gayda, in his bedroom. OH, heres one of the police officers now
reporter: so, have you found any incriminating evidence linking al gayda to the terrorist group al-gayda
cop: uh, well..... hold on a sec, i need to wash my hands......
R: okay.... well, why do you need to wash your hands?
C: i was the one to grab hold of the guys.....toy... i didnt know what it was at first, it was dark and i just felt it and pulled it out from underneath his bed and then i realized what it was......oh god, the smell was horrible and it had what appeared to be someones.....chocolate sauce....on it..... excuse me i really need to take a shower....
R: well folks! im not sure if thats incriminating or not, we'll be sure to find out later! stay tuned!

[make it legal]

What are they big brother or some shit? That's what we're becoming sadly.

[BabySnookums]

oh god!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p :thumbsup:

[MastaChronic]

What are they big brother or some shit? That's what we're becoming sadly.

i know, once im 18 im getting the hell out of america, go to amsterdam and try to get work at a coffeeshop, you think theyd hire me? i wouldnt sample the product until after work was over, unless it was cool

[Skink]

Mohamed Akbar Uinme was detained for 14 hours yesterday at O'Hare airport... Today a spokes person for O'Hare said: Mohamed had been anal probed because he look like a middle eastern person... Mohamed just kept yelling "No it is suppository No it is suppository" while we proceeded with our probe,unfortunately no one here at O'Hare speaks Middle Eastern and could not understand what he was saying... The Spokes person said the blood dripping from Mohamed's anus looked a lot worse on camera...

[MastaChronic]

akbar is sueing airport security for rape and discrimination. he must wear a thick guaze of anal padding for 6 weeks to prevent reopening of the wounds, he must also use a colostamy bag for the time being.
R: mr akbar! mr akbar! would you care to share a few words with the american public?
akbar: yes, yes i would. AMERICANS! keep your assholes shut tight, it might be YOU who is next. the pain that has been inflicted upon me shall revisit them in hell when satan packs their fudge for all eternity.
R: wow! compelling words! do you have anything to say about president bush and his decision to allow this kind of torture?
A: FUCK YOU BUSH! you dumb redneck piece of shit, what the hell did i ever do to you?
R: i think you speak for most people when you say "FUCK YOU BUSH"
well there you have it, the anger, pain and indignity of this poor man............
......are we off? (yeah) okay good, damn thats some funny shit. he got raped in the ass cause he's middle eastern. i bet he likes suppositories.........hey! what that red light? OH FUCK! *gragaraghgggghrgrgrs**click*

[dopeboy703]

lol keeep it coming masta chronic that sum funny ass shit:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Reefer Rogue]

Only in America...

[MastaChronic]

why thank you!

NEW INFORMATION
recent polls revealed what many people thought about this attack on a middle eastern looking man.
70% of the people who voted thought that this was a severe violation of akbars rights
20% thought that he deserved it for being a "sand nigger" (is that the right term for it?[yeah, fuck you ya racist bitch]) okay! i got it right the first time, and fuck you too bob
7% of the people who voted wished that they could have been akbars rapists while the remaining 3% wanted to be akbar
all i can is this americans, akbar is a very, very, very *BANG* WHAT THE FUCK WAZZAT? bob?......bob? are you alright?.......bob?.........DAMN YOU AL-GAYDA!!!!

[MastaChronic]

NEWS JUST IN
bob alcowitz
age 45
has been shot dead by the homosexual terrorist group, al-gayda.
president bush had this to say
"this will not stand. al-gayda will be brought down, by force if we have too."
at the ending of this sentence a loud "duh" issued from the crowd that had gathered before our president. at this, crowd control flooded out from beneath the stage and proceeded to beat the reporters and civilians on the grounds that they were being violent and disorderly.

[ninfan77]

lol page 1 = way off topic

Anyhow, i dont see these being rolled out very fast, if at all. TSA is still testing a "puffer" machine to detect chemical/explosives residue. The Xray machine is a major privacy concern. However... one more incident remotely close to OK city or 9/11 and i bet it'll be steam rolled right into every day use.


OH.. and FYI i just noticed that the date on that article:Posted 5/15/2005 10:03 PM Updated 5/16/2005 10:10 AM

Later this year 2005 eh... come and gone.

[Kindbud]

Security consultant Douglas Laird says the machines are essential to spot explosives, which aren't detected by metal detectors.


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TGF

Douglas Laird is the absolute definition of a representitive for an ignorant party .I mean the terrorism was bound to have this effect ,that was 5 years ago.When in the hell are these people gonna take their heads outta their asses and do something productive? If they're so concerned, do back ground checks on anybody that boards a plane , simple as that ;no need for another billion dollar waste ,arent we in debt trillions anyways ? LoL . crazy world ,and ill strap hash to my balls until the day I die :thumbsup: :pimp: hah take it easy dudes

[TheGreenFog]

lol page 1 = way off topic

Anyhow, i dont see these being rolled out very fast, if at all. TSA is still testing a "puffer" machine to detect chemical/explosives residue. The Xray machine is a major privacy concern. However... one more incident remotely close to OK city or 9/11 and i bet it'll be steam rolled right into every day use.


OH.. and FYI i just noticed that the date on that article:Posted 5/15/2005 10:03 PM Updated 5/16/2005 10:10 AM

Later this year 2005 eh... come and gone.


Yea, MastaChronic kinda went off into his own little gay world there. ;) hehe

Those puffer machines feel weird. I hope they leave people alone about bringing a little medicine with 'em.

But anyway, I didn't notice that date. Hmm...cool, I guess.


:rastasmoke:

TGF

[MastaChronic]

sorry, i got caught up with making a fake news report. wont happen again, i think, maybe, idk

[dopeboy703]

lol yea mastachronic u kinda went off a lil but the other parts in the 1st page were funny as shit! :D

[aznson01]

my gf's step dad partly owns a company that makes things similar to those, the company is called brijot pretty cool shit, they havent been released but theyve been selling them already and apparently they found some glitch that if you have somehting on u for 30-45 minutes it gets to the same temp as ur body temp and cant detect it anymore so they r figuring that out

[ninfan77]

Actually, i've talked to some friends in TSA, and one of these scanning/xray machines is currently planned/being rolled out in Phoenix. So while your data is very old, the govt's plan to screw us when we fly is afoot.