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JaggedEdge
12-05-2006, 07:44 AM
OK I know this is a novel, but I just started writing and couldn't stop. I honestly intended this to be a short post... But yeah I'm stoned and don't remember half of what I wrote... But i'm posting it anyway.


Ok I know I bitch about annoying people a lot but tonight took the cake. I went and met up with a friend who was hooking me up with a bag as I have been dry these past few days... (a friend in need is a friend indeed). Sorry just thought of that. good song. Thats the only words I know though...

So anyway I meet him at one of his friends apartment, cool guy from the little bit I've met with him. But he has his girlfriend over and her two friends. They had the game on and they kept giving this annoying commontery about how "oops i think it went in his bum... hehehe..." That isn't an exact quote I just pulled that out of my ass.

So I'm sitting there trying to watch football and I have them in the back ground yapping like lap dogs and my friend trying to impress one of them with his knowledge of football and the guy who rented the apartment reading a book for class. And the whole time I'm thinking, I'm not smoking these annoying bitches out.

So we go and pick up the shit, told him the cigs I picked up were on me and told him next time I was going to smoke him and his boy out. I think he understood the reason.

The whole time also I was thinking about how thankfull I am for my girlfriend. I actually found one who likes watching football with me and doesn't have to ask why the posts are yellow. What kind of question is that any way. Why would you even think to ask that. That, my friends, was a direct quote from a girl I dated.

Oh and if this annoys anyone here because you realise you are that type of girl. Than I really don't care that much. Consider it revenge for all the people you have annoyed.:D

Not to mention I don't have to listen to her talk about stupid shit that don't make sense. Look, unless you have something funny, witty, or slightly intelligent to say it's to keep the mouth closed. My girlfriend doesn't bomb bard me with dumb cliche's all day. Love you.

VoidLivesOn
12-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Hahahaha crazy man. I read all that. SOber.

TokinAsianGuy
12-05-2006, 08:00 AM
dumb bitches piss me off too. :p

JaggedEdge
12-05-2006, 08:16 AM
You know whats funny, the episode family guy is on where brian is dating the bimbo and stewie keeps fucking with him about it. It's a great time. And there was a weed reference. I like this weed I'm doing nothing and am having a great time.

Mean Green Charlene
12-05-2006, 08:25 AM
I read all of that high and i laughed my ass off.







The whole time also I was thinking about how thankful I am for my girlfriend. I actually found one who likes watching football with me and doesn't have to ask why the posts are yellow. What kind of question is that any way. Why would you even think to ask that. That, my friends, was a direct quote from a girl I dated.




i can tell you're high in your text. haha

zephyrinne
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
You know whats funny, the episode family guy is on where brian is dating the bimbo and stewie keeps fucking with him about it. It's a great time. And there was a weed reference. I like this weed I'm doing nothing and am having a great time.

Haha... sweet dude, I just watched that. Good episode. :stoned:

But yeah, I take pride in enjoying football, as well as other sports, and not having to ask stupid questions everytime something happens.

Hence why I mostly hang out with guys. Hell.. I'm a girl, and I can freely admit that more than half of females are retarded/annoying as shit. :rolleyes: Good to know you have a decent girl.. hold on to her! lol

JaggedEdge
12-05-2006, 05:31 PM
Haha... sweet dude, I just watched that. Good episode. :stoned:

But yeah, I take pride in enjoying football, as well as other sports, and not having to ask stupid questions everytime something happens.

Hence why I mostly hang out with guys. Hell.. I'm a girl, and I can freely admit that more than half of females are retarded/annoying as shit. :rolleyes: Good to know you have a decent girl.. hold on to her! lol

I love girls like you. I never found it cute when a girl tries to act or is stupid... My girl is far more intelligent than me and thats how I like it. The girl knows nearly every thing about roman history. She spent 3 years of her life doing private researh because she enjoyed it. It's really sexy.

My friend dated this girl who was really bad about it. We would be talking about Iraq N. Korea and she would alway's ask something like, "Huh, are they like Hitler?"

Seriously how as an American do you not know anything about either of the two nations? They are in the news at least a couple times a week and one we are still at war with... (opinions will be left out on that one...)

smoke it
12-05-2006, 06:00 PM
i agree dude. some girls are cool, but a lot are stupid. nothing but drama and stupid questions. pisses me off