Can't pull me over

[LazySmoking420]

I'm rolling a jay up in my rig infront of my girlfriends. Well this cop that thinks he's hot shit, Is gonna park his shit and took my way than I decide to put my shit in drive and chop my ass on out than the pig decides to follow me. I'm thinking to myself, He cant pull me over for no reason but I think his pig sense was telling him I was up to no good. I just followed the laws of the road went the speed limit and stayed between the lines and most of all stayed cool and calm. I was rolling the jay as he was following me. Luckly I lose him at a stop sign get my ass of the highway and out of there...Than being able to enjoy my joint.

:D

What kind of success stories do you have, Getting away from the law to enjoy your herb?

[lil josh]

nt make much sence :S sorta hard 2 understand

[lil josh]

can you please say it in better english plz m8, dnt meant to b a unt its just i really dnt understand what you mean so i cant really comment :(

[Arklenao2]

so... he wasnt following you but you still got away?

[friendowl]

back in the days i was ditching and i found a spot that was interesting
in the middle of a huge grove of trees next to the freeway there was a huge
opening for the sewer.me and a friend got flashlights and went in.for about a good mile or so it waent underground and it was pitch black. we found the end of the tunnel [a way out] but the tunnel just went on and on.
one day we decided to go explore the area and on the way in some cops seen us and my homie started flipping em off and throwing up the hood .the cops being as bored as they are gave chase. when we disappered in the tunnel those faggits didnt even come looking for us.
but they did call for back up and by the time we made it to the other side
they had the area roped off and the helicopters and dogs were out looking.

i got better stories but i might get banned if i tell you
and its boring here at work

[Eazy]

he's mashed allow it

[Nochowderforyou]

One time I was riding shotgun, with a buddy in the back seat, and a friend driving. We just harvested near 2lbs of weed the weekend before, so we decided to smoke a fatty while on the way to the mall. We're puffing away and little did we know, there was seatbelt check just around the corner, and me, being dumb, wasn't wearing one. We get pulled over and the jeep reeks of weed. He has an ashtry full of raoches, so I eat them all, which was a good handful. Cop says, "you weren't wearing a seatbelt so I'll have to write you a ticket," yeah yeah, no problem just hurry the fuck up and write me my ticket. :p This cop takes all of our ID's, and we are waiting for a good 20min. We are starting to get nervous as we had a QP in his cut out, hiding spot, and cop cars were kind of surrounding us a bit. I thought we were busted, so dead. He comes back, gives back our ID's, gives me a ticket, and says with a smile, have a nice day. :) Thank you sir, don't mind if I do. :p

I know he could smell the weed and we all should have been busted. I don't know if the cop was being nice, or if it had something to do with my buddy, the driver, of his dad being a respected cop of 20yrs, either way, I was damn happy to get out of there.

[Frivolous248]

can you please say it in better english plz m8, dnt meant to b a unt its just i really dnt understand what you mean so i cant really comment :(

God I hope your kidding.

Hmm, one time I was smokin' a blunt in my car and the kid in the back had it, and when we were at a red light about to turn there was a cop next to us and one car behind apparently. I didn't see it at first but when the light changed I saw it go by. The kid in the back just held it down low and we were fine. It wasn't real close, but I mean, the cop was within' 10 feet of us, so it was "close".

[Dmo18]

one time me and my buddy were takin a couple kids we grew up with on their first blunt route, so they were paranoid already. anyway we were comin down this steep ass hill and around this sharp blind curve, and about halfway around it i almost meet head on with a sheriff, we were both in the middle of the road, so we both slam on the breaks and pull to the right, the whole time smokin a blunt, but the cop keeps drivin, never turned around for us

[Arklenao2]

you must be a middle class white man or the cop was old

[S.P.Q.R.]

A few months ago I was going to my classes (my collage is out in the middle of nowhere. There's a highway leading to it and behind it is nothing but forest). I had a bag in my pocket, and a few joints in a cigarette box. I had a few minutes before I had to go to my next class so I decided to sit on a curb and smoke a J. But while i'm smoking I see a cop car stop about 20 feet away from me. I knew I was fucked so I just decided to run into the forest. About 12 minutes of running and I lost them, hid in a cave, and went back to the parking lot about an hour later :p It sucked but I was happy I got away

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Hasn't happened yet... hope it never does.

[drdanko]

well i was chiling in my car with a friend and we were smoking dank buds, sippin on some beers and smokin a little salvia. so anyways a cop pulls up behind my parked car, turns on his lights, n walks up to my car n says it smells like marijuana, i tell him no marijuana for me, and he tells me and my friend to get out of the car, he pats us down for weapons and makes me sit on the curb. he tries 2 question the shit out of us but i just keep assuring him that i havent smoked or drank this evening. my buddy on the other hand, cracks and admits he smoked bud. he runs my name n puts me in cuffs, says i am being detained and then asks if he can search my car WHICH i calmly say no to...he then agrees runs my name n lets me go, but the crazy part is i had my bubbler in the car, about an 8th of danky n a digi, so i was asking for it but oh well, theres 1 for the stoners.....:rasta: :thumbsup:

[Metaphor]

i got a story for ya.
One night me nd 2 of the usualy people i smoke with had just smoked a 2 gram blunt of beef and broccoli (for those of you who dont know its high quality weed [beef] nd mids or regss [broccoli]) We had been smoking that blunt in a tunnel right under these apartments. The session lasted quite a while and when we were done it REEKED all over both sides of the tunnel and in it. We then walk to a little playground where we usualy chill, right by my friends crib. After about 5 mins our other friend who just got out of work came and met us there(he was holdin 3 or 4 bags and I had 2 clips/roaches). No later than 5 mins later, guess who shows up?? yep, in an unmarked car. They come and talk bullshit to us how were chillin in a park after dark and we can get arrested just for that. They were also asking the usual questions, where you live, were you smoking, have any markers or paint on you. We respond no to everything, they then ask if they could search our bags, seeing as how we had nothing in them we complied with the officers. I forgot i had a dutch and a huge graffiti marker, The one chick cop noticed then took me aside and searched my person. I had the 2 (huge) clips in my cigg box (i know thats a dumb idea but i didnt have anything else). When they found that they were just finishing searching my boys bag, They asked if everyone else would subject to a body check aswell and everyone said yeah. The 2 cops search each search 2 of my other boys. While there doing that the Last kid, the one with all the weed (3.-4. grams) he takes the chronic out of his breast pocket and puts it into his bag without anyone including myself noticing. The cop procedes to search him and finds nothing. We then waited for them to write up summonses for the 3 of us that were smoking. They let our friend go cuz we they saw him walking up to us, and we had obviously smoked way before.
ANYWAY, the summonses got dismissed before court so nothing really happened, i didnt even get in trouble by my rents(i didnt tell them cuz i was gunna pay it off by myself anyway)
But god damn, that kid is so fuckin slick, we were remenicing(sp) about that a few days ago too.

[Matt the Funk]

i got a story for ya.
One night me nd 2 of the usualy people i smoke with had just smoked a 2 gram blunt of beef and broccoli (for those of you who dont know its high quality weed [beef] nd mids or regss [broccoli]) We had been smoking that blunt in a tunnel right under these apartments. The session lasted quite a while and when we were done it REEKED all over both sides of the tunnel and in it. We then walk to a little playground where we usualy chill, right by my friends crib. After about 5 mins our other friend who just got out of work came and met us there(he was holdin 3 or 4 bags and I had 2 clips/roaches). No later than 5 mins later, guess who shows up?? yep, in an unmarked car. They come and talk bullshit to us how were chillin in a park after dark and we can get arrested just for that. They were also asking the usual questions, where you live, were you smoking, have any markers or paint on you. We respond no to everything, they then ask if they could search our bags, seeing as how we had nothing in them we complied with the officers. I forgot i had a dutch and a huge graffiti marker, The one chick cop noticed then took me aside and searched my person. I had the 2 (huge) clips in my cigg box (i know thats a dumb idea but i didnt have anything else). When they found that they were just finishing searching my boys bag, They asked if everyone else would subject to a body check aswell and everyone said yeah. The 2 cops search each search 2 of my other boys. While there doing that the Last kid, the one with all the weed (3.-4. grams) he takes the chronic out of his breast pocket and puts it into his bag without anyone including myself noticing. The cop procedes to search him and finds nothing. We then waited for them to write up summonses for the 3 of us that were smoking. They let our friend go cuz we they saw him walking up to us, and we had obviously smoked way before.
ANYWAY, the summonses got dismissed before court so nothing really happened, i didnt even get in trouble by my rents(i didnt tell them cuz i was gunna pay it off by myself anyway)
But god damn, that kid is so fuckin slick, we were remenicing(sp) about that a few days ago too.

You probably could have avoided this by not consenting to the search....

[BabyFacedAbortion]

why did this get bumped up from december?

[WakingDream]

Couple days ago I was driving from Town to the Boonies and along the way I pass a Sherriff parked next to the 4 ways stop. As I go through the 4 way and start up the hill the cop turns on his headlights and brights and accelerates towards me. Luckily I crested the hill and took a left and the pig kept going straight.

[Purple Banana]

My first time I smoked, actually, I almost got caught.

I was in college with one of my girl friends, and we were sitting on a track bench, passing a j around around 11pm at night. A cop car pulls up 1/4 mile away across the field, and slowly makes his way to our campus. By this time, we're wigging out, finish the j, eat the roach, and we walk up to our dorms using the sidewalk that goes next to the road.

A campus security car pulls up with his lights on, with the cop car, and they simply watch as we make our way to our rooms. I get in my room, change quickly, put on some Beethoven, and open a book as 3 cops come walking fast down the corridor.

Close call! And on my 18th birthday, too...