The (Unofficially Self Proclaimed) Official Stoned Ideas Thread

[Taiden]

So, next time you are stoned, and you have a good idea, post it here! I just found a text file I made a couple days ago (that I completely forgot about) because I had a great idea that I didn't want to forget.

If you write up your stoned idea, and then post it when you are sober, please put the part you wrote while stoned IN QUOTES. This will help us distinguished between the idea, and self reflection. :D

I'll start the ball rolling:



Best SHow Idea In the World:

Guy sets up web cam and starts recording... he starts getting stoned. When he gets stoned, and has the munchies or something, he goes downstairs to get something to eat. Perhaps he went to the store. When he wasn't in the room, the computer would sense lack of movement and then OVERLAY the chat window (text only, large white with black border) onto the screen while he's gone, anyone can say anything. the conversations that would ensue would be hilarious, especially because most of the viewers were probably high. when he returns, teh chat window is removed and the show continues as normal.

each episode of filming people get in cue... 5 people are allowed, and if someone leaves, someone else gets to take their place.

broduction would be as such:

person would stream the video from their webcam live to the chat room... and record at the same time. that video would then be the video that is played on the air. everyone else in the chat room can view the video WITH the text super-imposed, just as the writers are viewing their text being superimposed. there will be a maximum of 30 people in queue.

[kindprincess]

i don't get it:confused:

[Taiden]

i don't get it:confused:

it's like a TV show of someone getting stoned, but there is a chat room where people are watching... and basically five people get to talk when he leaves the room, on the screen, for everyone to watch. take it for what it's worth, it's a stoned idea. :D

[moorephened]

Put Hydrogen Peroxide in a bong (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=87665&highlight=hydrogen)


As those of you who read the thread will find out, this was a bad idea.

[yoda]

As those of you who read the thread will find out, this was a bad idea.

rofl, good read

personally, i never woulda tried it. its too hard to compare levels of high, since not every one would be smoking the same type of weed, has the same tolerance, uses the same amount of h2o2. too many variables.

ive had ideas for tv shows, extreme bakeover. woulda been fun.

[iwantFUEGO]

BINGO motherfucker! Pardon the french, but i've got a damn good simple idea that EVERY stoner would love!
A pager on your TV that makes the remote control beep so you can actually find the bastard when you loose it. Everybody looses their remote control!
I've never ever seen one with it.:cool:

yeah but what if you lose the the remote control for the beeper?

[Lethal G]

yeah but what if you lose the the remote control for the beeper?

That's why he said to put the pager button on the TV set. Sounds like a good idea to me.

[budsmoker only]

yeah but what if you lose the the remote control for the beeper?

then you fucked up

[Inferius]

BINGO motherfucker! Pardon the french, but i've got a damn good simple idea that EVERY stoner would love!
A pager on your TV that makes the remote control beep so you can actually find the bastard when you loose it. Everybody looses their remote control!
I've never ever seen one with it.:cool:

Every time I lose the remote I think of that. I've seen those for keys.

Heres an idea: Genetically modify a bonsai tree to grow tiny fruit on different branches. One branch would have pears, another blah blah.
I don't know much about the science of this, I know they can graft certain things as I had a tree that grew two diff types of plumbs but for diff fruit??

Or: A solution for world fuel needs: Teen Facial Oils. Something like large suction cups, they place on the faces of pizza eating, french fry loving teens.

Another: Secretly organize a cannabis cup to take place in washington d.c.
Get millions of stoners together, and then storm the white house.
And then hotbox that shit.

[Taiden]

Every time I lose the remote I think of that. I've seen those for keys.

Heres an idea: Genetically modify a bonsai tree to grow tiny fruit on different branches. One branch would have pears, another blah blah.
I don't know much about the science of this, I know they can graft certain things as I had a tree that grew two diff types of plumbs but for diff fruit??

Or: A solution for world fuel needs: Teen Facial Oils. Something like large suction cups, they place on the faces of pizza eating, french fry loving teens.

Another: Secretly organize a cannabis cup to take place in washington d.c.
Get millions of stoners together, and then storm the white house.
And then hotbox that shit.

All amazing ideas... hahaha

[lil josh]

some sort of stuff that you put in2 paper along wiv some tobacco then roll it like a roll up and smoke...it would caus lightheaddness dumbness lazyness and uncontrollable laughter for the noobs. i think this wud be amazing if sum1 created sumfink like that

[Taiden]

some sort of stuff that you put in2 paper along wiv some tobacco then roll it like a roll up and smoke...it would caus lightheaddness dumbness lazyness and uncontrollable laughter for the noobs. i think this wud be amazing if sum1 created sumfink like that

nice.

btw at work during the summer there are about 10 jamaicans that come from jamaica. They have all told me that throwing rosemary in a joint NAILS the smell. someone here should try that. :thumbsup:

[le vallette]

10 jamaicans from jamaica. wow.

[Taiden]

10 jamaicans from jamaica. wow.


LMAO, NO?!, REALLY?!

Apparently neither of you have heard of people moving perminantly from another country. Perhaps that's a USA thing.

Fuck you both. It's not hard to tell that different english speaking regions use "from" in context to mean different things. Here it means "to live in" in that context. Go smoke another. :rasta: