Stoner moment #2,302

[Terps]

ok so me and my buddy go in together and get a 1/4 of sum dank buds and we plan to smoke it all and just get super stoned. so we start off with my buddy showing up an hour late to my house so i was like "Wtf mate" he comes up with sum story about how he locked his keys in his car, and had to call a locksmith. i tell him wtf dude u shoulda just called me i can break into cars, he says no u cant and we leave it at that and start to smoke.

a hour into smokin im like dude i bet u my half of the bag that i can break into your car and get your keys out. we fight back and forth about me breaking into his car. we smoked the hole bag and were still fighting about it. so we are done smoking the hole fuckin bag, just chillin on the couch we cant move and every other word there is a giggle. so i say to him "Dude ill prove it that i can break into your car" he says fine dude and we go out to his car and for sum fuckin reason (idk i was very stoned at the moment so i didnt no what he was doing) he goes to his car opens his door, then locks his door and before he shuts his door he throws his fucking keys in his car!

shorten the story up.....i cant get his car open, we call AAA (triple a) and the guy comes over and un-locks his car....for the second time in 1 day.

on a second note..cold weather + Snow = BUzZKill

[TallulahGreen]

ok so me and my buddy go in together and get a 1/4 of sum dank buds and we plan to smoke it all and just get super stoned. so we start off with my buddy showing up an hour late to my house so i was like "Wtf mate" he comes up with sum story about how he locked his keys in his car, and had to call a locksmith. i tell him wtf dude u shoulda just called me i can break into cars, he says no u cant and we leave it at that and start to smoke.

a hour into smokin im like dude i bet u my half of the bag that i can break into your car and get your keys out. we fight back and forth about me breaking into his car. we smoked the hole bag and were still fighting about it. so we are done smoking the hole fuckin bag, just chillin on the couch we cant move and every other word there is a giggle. so i say to him "Dude ill prove it that i can break into your car" he says fine dude and we go out to his car and for sum fuckin reason (idk i was very stoned at the moment so i didnt no what he was doing) he goes to his car opens his door, then locks his door and before he shuts his door he throws his fucking keys in his car!

shorten the story up.....i cant get his car open, we call AAA (triple a) and the guy comes over and un-locks his car....for the second time in 1 day.

on a second note..cold weather + Snow = BUzZKill



hahahahaha......I would have been laughing so fucking hard...that is so fucking hilarious.

[slipknotpsycho]

dude lmfao, that sounds exactly like a conversation kelso and fez would have.... and on top of that, throwing the keys in the car also sounds exactly like something kelso would do... lol... fuckin' stoners.

[Ivlatt]

lmfao

[horror business]

haha. I bet the car-unlocker-man was pissed. I bet it was funny as hell listening to your friend explain how he got his keys locked inside his car AGAIN.
haha
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[bzbuzzard]

that sounds funny as hell

[. chelsey]

lolllllll that's awesome

[Matt the Funk]

LMFAO ahahaha great moment in stoner history.

[Arklenao2]

dude lmfao, that sounds exactly like a conversation kelso and fez would have.... and on top of that, throwing the keys in the car also sounds exactly like something kelso would do... lol... fuckin' stoners.
damn dude this is reality

and on-topic... why did he throw his keys inside anyways?

[TheSmokingMonkey]

That is so stupid and so funny.

[fikusroot]

[quote=Arklenao2]damn dude this is reality
QUOTE]

So what? It's a funny show and besides, reality's a bitch.